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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I'm not a Neanderthal and can hold a conversation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I would definitely not class you as a Neanderthal

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

My profession, face (good or bad) and my california accent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I’m really a man called Trevor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?"

that im not a fiesty in real life and i am pretty normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That I’m really a man called Trevor "

Yes I can see how that would be a surprise...you're very pretty for a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How good I am with my tongue

And my modesty

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"That I’m really a man called Trevor "

I had you down, as more of a Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would definitely not class you as a Neanderthal "

That's because you've not seen my in a loin cloth holding a club yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm quite cheerful in person

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would definitely not class you as a Neanderthal

That's because you've not seen my in a loin cloth holding a club yet"

Yet..... Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When someone meets me, my height usually.

By chatting, it'd be how I'm actually genuinely lovely. Or how little I think of myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The fact I have few limits! and my banter!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I get told a fair bit,that I'm nicer in person than they thought I'd be. That always puzzles me. If they thought,I was going to be a cow, why would you want to meet in the first place.

My job.

How long we've been together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I get told a fair bit,that I'm nicer in person than they thought I'd be. That always puzzles me. If they thought,I was going to be a cow, why would you want to meet in the first place.

My job.

How long we've been together."

Yeah I've had that but I think that's just my resting bitch face to be honest haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How tiny I am

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I'm really shy in real life.

I also forget to tell people I'm Scottish so they get a shock when we first talk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When someone meets me, my height usually.

By chatting, it'd be how I'm actually genuinely lovely. Or how little I think of myself "

Or how deep your voice is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My age. Everyone says I look much younger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That i live up to our Username..Im a BITCH haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When someone meets me, my height usually.

By chatting, it'd be how I'm actually genuinely lovely. Or how little I think of myself

Or how deep your voice is "

Yeah, that too

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I think I must be a fairly open book as most people on meeting me say I'm exactly as they imagined - whether that's a good thing or not I'm not sure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I’m really a man called Trevor

I had you down, as more of a Steve. "

That’s my middle name

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I'm as cool in real life as I appear on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That I'm as cool in real life as I appear on fab."

You are one cool cat

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By *inaryGuyMan  over a year ago

Near the River


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?"

I tell people where I came from and quite a few reply with "but you don't look Arabic"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don’t think I have any surprising features

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By *eesideMan  over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

That I'm a 30 year old virgin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I have a 17 year old grandson and that I'm not my daughters' sister.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Surprised when I tell them my secret

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very little, I don't think.

It's been commented that I'm taller than imagined.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"That I’m really a man called Trevor "

Dad....?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They think I'm quiet and reserved..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?"

That I'm not really like marmite, and people do tend to like me when they meet me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't think I've surprised anyone, well not by my appearance x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably my size, I'm a big guy but people don't realise how big until they see me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Probably my size, I'm a big guy but people don't realise how big until they see me."

Phwoar!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I jump out suddenly from behind a tree.

I don't think I've ever surprised anyone, or at least Ive never been told.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I don't have a Black Country accent. (Not entirely )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I occasionally talk sense.

Not always mind, just sometimes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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No idea. I'm shy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That i’m more than just a pretty face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How tiny I am, especially if not wearing my heels

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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That I can and do actually blush at times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I'm as cool in real life as I appear on fab.

You are one cool cat "

Also that I am actually very modest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im pretty and confident and men like it but some women dont .lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They say i look much nicer than my pics ..

but i knew that anyway , i just dont photograph well.............

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My job and also the fact that I can hold a normal everyday conversation which then leads too...can I ask you about this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How tiny I am, especially if not wearing my heels "

Pint sized piece of perfection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How tall i am. I think they think i'm exaggerating, till they see me in all my long glory

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How tall i am. I think they think i'm exaggerating, till they see me in all my long glory "

I'd need stilts and several yellow pages

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?"

That I am genuinely sarcastic and not just faking it.

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By *wisted2000Woman  over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

That I’m single yet ill be honest when I’m not attracted and say no

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

My giant stature

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My giant stature "

Hahaha very droll

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"My giant stature

Hahaha very droll "

You spelled troll wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My giant stature

Hahaha very droll

You spelled troll wrong "

Droll as in very funny lol haha...troll lol haha cheeky bugger! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I'm really quite shy and my job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My giant stature "

People are surprised that I live in London

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My eyes surprise people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I'm really shy in real life.

I also forget to tell people I'm Scottish so they get a shock when we first talk "

Ooooh a fellow Scottish lass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chinese logisticians

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

When they discover that I am a robot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When they discover that I am a robot."

I Had my suspicions...

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By *atcherwankerMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"That I don't have a Black Country accent. (Not entirely ) "

Yow meen yam dow spake propa, mar wench?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I’m really a man called Trevor

Dad....?"

Yes dear?

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

A lot of people are surprised that my friend Mark (who is a ninja) is actually real and not an imaginery friend.

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By *atcherwankerMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

As for me, I dunno. On here or real life? On here I kinda get the impression some people assume I'm some sort of drooling hobgoblin because I'm a male with no face pictures, and seem a little surprised that I'm relatively human looking and have most of my own teeth.

I real life I think I can look a little intimidating, or at least unfriendly/approachable to some, so people can be surprised that I'm actually very polite and friendly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As for me, I dunno. On here or real life? On here I kinda get the impression some people assume I'm some sort of drooling hobgoblin because I'm a male with no face pictures, and seem a little surprised that I'm relatively human looking and have most of my own teeth.

I real life I think I can look a little intimidating, or at least unfriendly/approachable to some, so people can be surprised that I'm actually very polite and friendly. "

Definitely not a hobgobblin and you are a very nice man

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

How petite I am

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

People are often surprised that we're involved in swinging when they meet us.

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By *atcherwankerMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"As for me, I dunno. On here or real life? On here I kinda get the impression some people assume I'm some sort of drooling hobgoblin because I'm a male with no face pictures, and seem a little surprised that I'm relatively human looking and have most of my own teeth.

I real life I think I can look a little intimidating, or at least unfriendly/approachable to some, so people can be surprised that I'm actually very polite and friendly.

Definitely not a hobgobblin and you are a very nice man "

I fucking know I'm a nice man you old twat

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By *ady-LoverMan  over a year ago

swindon

How genuine and relaxed I am.

Dieing to know the asnwers to some of these questions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People are often surprised that we're involved in swinging when they meet us. "

I get the impression I would be surprised too

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By *GJGCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

People are always surprised when I tell them I'm a Veggie especially in person and they see the size of me nobody ever believes that I'm a fussy eater haha! (I just like to eat a lot of what I do like lmao)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As for me, I dunno. On here or real life? On here I kinda get the impression some people assume I'm some sort of drooling hobgoblin because I'm a male with no face pictures, and seem a little surprised that I'm relatively human looking and have most of my own teeth.

I real life I think I can look a little intimidating, or at least unfriendly/approachable to some, so people can be surprised that I'm actually very polite and friendly.

Definitely not a hobgobblin and you are a very nice man

I fucking know I'm a nice man you old twat "

Cuntwaffle

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By *easingtessWoman  over a year ago

waterford

That I've actually got a face

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"People are often surprised that we're involved in swinging when they meet us.

I get the impression I would be surprised too "

really!?

It's funny how people perceive others isn't it. In life outside fab people are frequently surprised to find that we're "normal". I recently did a brief spell of work with people who didn't know me very well. They said they thought I was very posh, lived in an immaculate house and kept to a strict diet and exercise regime. When I said I'd laid on the sofa the previous night watching telly and eating jaffa cakes they were shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I am not a physcotic Neanderthal despite the tattoos and that I do have a caring nature

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

That im quite quiet and shy in public

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I tell them how old I am. Not sure if there just being nice but no-one believe's me.

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By *unguya2zMan  over a year ago

coventry..ish


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

I'm

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?"

Sorry but that's a magnificent cleavage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

I'm

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?

Sorry but that's a magnificent cleavage."

Thank you kindly

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By *atcherwankerMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

I'm

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?

Sorry but that's a magnificent cleavage."

She's got a cracking pair of eyes to match.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

I'm

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?

Sorry but that's a magnificent cleavage.

She's got a cracking pair of eyes to match. "

You're obsessed man

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

A lot are surprised that I’m a guy in a dress. Like come on. O yea and that I am an object that needs to be hammered so hard I’ll scream for world peace. And the latest that someone would like to p in my ass and crap in my mouth I know im a slut but im not an f in toilet xx

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By *unguya2zMan  over a year ago

coventry..ish


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

I'm

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?

Sorry but that's a magnificent cleavage.

Thank you kindly "

My pleasure, stunning.x

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By *unguya2zMan  over a year ago

coventry..ish


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

I'm

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?

Sorry but that's a magnificent cleavage.

She's got a cracking pair of eyes to match. "

Not seen them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

She's got a cracking pair of eyes to match.

Not seen them. "

You clearly haven't been playing face pic friday

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Maybe my age but I'm not sure people are surprised by anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?"

Normally the size of my "show piece".

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS  over a year ago

North west visiting bpool

That today I finally decided to stop living a weird half man half tran existence , skulking around with hats over bleached blonde hair and pulled down over my fine eyebrows and take the first proper full step towards living as the me I'm most comfortable with.

So I dressed up as basil fawtly and goosestepped ......

Ok so I threw a pair of jeans on a nice new pair of boots and a hollister hoody shirt an some lippy. Walked into town and got my eyelashes done regretted wearing new boots so stumbled into tattooist to get ears pierced and the piercer was off

Realised that the cold fear sweat could pass as a dewy complexion an walked home a little bit disappointed about the sheer lack of drama - but rather fuckin relieved mofo

Best part of the day seeing the uni student clock my ruined from 2 weeks of flu gravelly docker voice and eyelash choice and winking and telling her in deepest voice possible it's better than a short back an sides

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By *atcherwankerMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?

Normally the size of my "show piece". "

I can sympathise with that, mine's like a fun-size mars bar as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?

Normally the size of my "show piece".

I can sympathise with that, mine's like a fun-size mars bar as well."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My job tends to. And that I'm not the feisty gobshite I'm often perceived to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *unguya2zMan  over a year ago

coventry..ish


"

She's got a cracking pair of eyes to match.

Not seen them.

You clearly haven't been playing face pic friday "

I have and I remember now....I think!

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford

I'm relatively unsurprising.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That people fab my pictures lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Few things most mentioned.

I look better in real life than my photos, and I really am that tall.

I'm not always a gobby cow, I can actually be quite shy, and I blush really easily!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh yes i don't have a Welsh accent . That surprised people though after a few drinks it slips back

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By *ittle earsMan  over a year ago

south oxfordshire


"That I’m really a man called Trevor "

Very clever Trevor - fooled me

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By *iWifeHappyLifeCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

That I'm a bit of a geek!

B xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I'm 23, must be the beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That I'm 23, must be the beard "

I do like a good beard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Generally that I look 'like butter wouldn't melt' but am seriously naughty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I'm 23, must be the beard

I do like a good beard

"

I condition and oil mine

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

No idea you'd have to ask the people we've met

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I'm a middle aged woman who loves football, knows info about my team and is a STH.

That I'm a middle aged woman who is a swinger.

That I'm a middle aged who is old, fat, short and ugly but has a much younger sexy husband

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People are always surprised that I've been to so many places. They are also surprised at what I do for a living. Finally they are surprised how naughty I can be .lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That I'm 23, must be the beard

I do like a good beard

I condition and oil mine "

Let me know of you need a hand with that

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?"

That we are friendly folk with no heirs and graces.

We aren't just my T & A and apparently look even better in the flesh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I’m extremely generous once you get in my circle. That I’m extremely private beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I'm 23, must be the beard

I do like a good beard

I condition and oil mine

Let me know of you need a hand with that "

You need to be gentle though, I only have a small bottle of oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That I'm a middle aged woman who loves football, knows info about my team and is a STH.

That I'm a middle aged woman who is a swinger.

That I'm a middle aged woman who is old, fat, short and ugly but has a much younger sexy husband "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That I'm 23, must be the beard

I do like a good beard

I condition and oil mine

Let me know if you need a hand with that

You need to be gentle though, I only have a small bottle of oil "

Lies

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

I don't really know. That I have a face, for a start, I suppose - and it's quite an animated one. People do seem generally surprised by my height and the sheer amount of hair I have so maybe photos make me look taller with shorter hair?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"About you?

Alot of people are surprised when they learn my job and more recently by my face (good or bad I'm not sure)

So what are people generally suprised to learn about you?"

I’m married and a real man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My age. Don’t know why because I think I look my age

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe my age but I'm not sure people are surprised by anything"

I don't think so, everyone knows you're really 47.

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

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"Maybe my age but I'm not sure people are surprised by anything

I don't think so, everyone knows you're really 47."

Just like everyone knows you're not really cool

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