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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When we don't know something or, only know a little about a person our minds will fill in the blanks.
Make something up about the person above. Be as outrageous as you like but keep it fun please!
Example... I can't meet on a Wednesday because I like strutting round my house in just my pants full of jam. That's not true by the way 
To add an extra dimension...add what's been made up about you to your profile for 24 hours.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's true that the profile is a couple above, but they're really a couple of trained experimental chimps taught by Sydney University to interact on Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mister bee
He’s actually Liam Gallagher
Oasis ain’t doing so well at the moment
But he’s still got the guitar
Apparently he met Sally and she couldn’t wait
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's true that the profile is a couple above, but they're really a couple of trained experimental chimps taught by Sydney University to interact on Fab. "
Once went into space in the hope of reaching mate only to be foiled at the last minute due to an alien interception which led to him and his team being probed to death |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loudmoaner isn't really moaning loud. She's yawning from Bordem at your best effort "
Planning a huge robbery but keep getting distracted by each other and getting down and dirty  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity  "
Added to profile 
Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile? 
Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity
Added to profile
Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?
Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me."
Added |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity
Added to profile
Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?
Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me.
Added "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity
Added to profile
Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?
Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me.
Added
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Hot frog likes to just get down and dirty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity
Added to profile
Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?
Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me.
Added
Hot frog likes to just get down and dirty "
Venus is really nick-named pepperami cos she loves to suck on sausage-like appendages
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity
Added to profile
Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?
Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me.
Added
Hot frog likes to just get down and dirty
Venus is really nick-named pepperami cos she loves to suck on sausage-like appendages
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none vanilla cupcake really tastes like vanilla  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red Flame is so named because she is actually made of lithium and strontium and only found out when messing with bunsen burners in the chemistry lab "
Gemini man has a split personality. Gemma is a naughty school girl and Gerrard is a farmer. Luckily they both wear plaid so he can switch between the two easily. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Red Flame is so named because she is actually made of lithium and strontium and only found out when messing with bunsen burners in the chemistry lab
Gemini man has a split personality. Gemma is a naughty school girl and Gerrard is a farmer. Luckily they both wear plaid so he can switch between the two easily. "
Rubidoux is really the pm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pirat_hunter
Loves cooking in his sisters underwear stockings and everything whilst dancing to Britney Spears hit me baby one more time "
It's like you know me lol |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Red flame lost her job as a taster for muller yoghurt for sucking too suggestively on the spoon."
Poetsday was the world's first bisexual astronaut but got kicked off the program when he misheard the phrase "And now to achieve re-entry" and attempted anal with his fellow spacemen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Red flame lost her job as a taster for muller yoghurt for sucking too suggestively on the spoon.
Poetsday was the world's first bisexual astronaut but got kicked off the program when he misheard the phrase "And now to achieve re-entry" and attempted anal with his fellow spacemen."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hotfrog causes a scene in the library when people suggest books for him.
He throws them away in disgust shouting "readit" "
Rubidoux once had a walk on part in the stage version of scooby doo but was sacked for flashing her bits at the audience |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hotfrog causes a scene in the library when people suggest books for him.
He throws them away in disgust shouting "readit"
Rubidoux once had a walk on part in the stage version of scooby doo but was sacked for flashing her bits at the audience "
lexi99 arent really vampires they are really flesh eating zombies and have a few in the basement when they feel the need to feed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Red flames pants are a medical and health and safety necessity due to the magnetic field that surrounds her foo foo. She's just signed a lucrative contact agreeing to leave it to science when she slips her mortal coil! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Red Flame pierced her own nipples in an unfortunate accident with some knitting needles when she tripped over her pet pot bellied pig on the stairs, and now uses them to hang baubles off at Xmas to entertain any guests. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Princess peach had a threesome with Mario and Luigi and caused the demise of their sibling relationship, they couldn't look each other in the face after touching cocks while they DVP'd her |
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"Gemini Man is actually the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He is on an undercover mission to get wanking material for Uncle Phil."
Is unbelievably allergic to peaches. Has a soft spot for bananas though! |
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Newwalescouple are actually from Doncaster. Mrs Wales is a renowned oceanographer who discovered a completely new species of whale which is quite rightly named after her the "cunnilinga-me-likey whale" unfortunately Mr "newwalescouple" set the profile up and he can't spell for love nor money! |
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over a year ago
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Starlord is actually a codename for Batmans ex sidekick Dunth Robin. He protests his innocence way too much and enjoy accosting cloaked men at night while using stickers for WAM BAM and thank you MAM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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GiggleLiscious are a pair of secret underwear thieves. Under the cover of darkness, they move swiftly from neighbourhood to neighbourhood, nipping in and out of peoples knicker drawers. Giggle owns a secret gold plated fish which makes all their movements completely silent, hence no one ever knows they’ve been targeted until the morning. Currently, they have amassed a collection of no fewer than 34,522 pairs of clean undercrackers, and are in talks of opening an exhibition at the National Tate Gallery to display them all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lexie is a princess imprisoned by her evil step mum. Her photos show her trying to find an escape route by the window, at the wall she's showing how she's stuck in those four walls and then her others show how she's given up on ever being rescued.
Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hotfrog has to meet in the dark because he’s got light sensitivity
Added to profile
Hope the rest of you are adding your new bit of personal information to your profile?
Miss me out, I've been done. Next person is the one above me."
Dying that it does now say this in your profile! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rubidouxs anal beads are made from the glass eyes of retired sailors that have fallen on hard times. She pays for them with bottled sweat which is almost pure alcohol that she secretes from mutant glands behind her ears |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't meet on Wednesday because I got on a big ship that got hit by an iceberg and sank Then some selfish Sheila that I'd just engaged in coitus with hogged the only driftwood.
And I drowned.
Honest.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lexie is a princess imprisoned by her evil step mum. Her photos show her trying to find an escape route by the window, at the wall she's showing how she's stuck in those four walls and then her others show how she's given up on ever being rescued.
Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon. "
Love it that’s going on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lexie is a princess imprisoned by her evil step mum. Her photos show her trying to find an escape route by the window, at the wall she's showing how she's stuck in those four walls and then her others show how she's given up on ever being rescued.
Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon.
Love it that’s going on! "
Haha! I love that you put it on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lexie is a princess imprisoned by her evil step mum. Her photos show her trying to find an escape route by the window, at the wall she's showing how she's stuck in those four walls and then her others show how she's given up on ever being rescued.
Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon.
Love it that’s going on!
Haha! I love that you put it on "
Seems to have served a purpose, no silly messages for a good couple of hours! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lexie is a princess imprisoned by her evil step mum. Her photos show her trying to find an escape route by the window, at the wall she's showing how she's stuck in those four walls and then her others show how she's given up on ever being rescued.
Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon.
Love it that’s going on!
Haha! I love that you put it on
Seems to have served a purpose, no silly messages for a good couple of hours!"
No one brave enough for dragon slaying! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"pirat_hunter
Loves cooking in his sisters underwear stockings and everything whilst dancing to Britney Spears hit me baby one more time
It's like you know me lol"
Haha don’t know where it came from I was at work at the time of typing it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lexie is a princess imprisoned by her evil step mum. Her photos show her trying to find an escape route by the window, at the wall she's showing how she's stuck in those four walls and then her others show how she's given up on ever being rescued.
Her husband is planning on saving her though, hes got his sword out ready to slay the dragon.
Love it that’s going on!
Haha! I love that you put it on
Seems to have served a purpose, no silly messages for a good couple of hours!
No one brave enough for dragon slaying! "
Good I’m far too tired to be rescued tonight! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Louise and Logan met each other through their mutual hobby of knitting. Logan's favourite thing to knit is jumpers for penguins. Louise likes to knit pants for Logan out of recycled dishcloths. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Louise and Logan met each other through their mutual hobby of knitting. Logan's favourite thing to knit is jumpers for penguins. Louise likes to knit pants for Logan out of recycled dishcloths."
Originally from Albuquerque. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bdsm cuckold couple are actually very conservative country folk. Having lead a very sheltered life on the farm they misinterpreted the type of "bull" they'd find here. Poor Daisy is going to be very disappointed. |
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Hunkimunki's is a master of disguises. His beard and hair are really thousands of tiny ants that he's developed a symbiotic relationship with. He has taken advantage of this relationship to become the worlds most accomplished jewellery thief. Once the crime has been committed, the ants rearrange themselves to alter his appearance. He has amassed a fortune and spends his time helping the poor!
Top marks to Lexie99 for posting the new truths on their profile. Hands up who else has? I did a bit of spot checking and saw no others  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Sexyspecs was actually the inspiration for one of Blur's biggest hits - it's a little known fact that they are the real life Doctor Who's travelling companions and in a visit to 2017, Damon Albarn popped onto Fab and spotted her profile, the rest as they say is history. |
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over a year ago
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Gemini man keeps a picture of the queen in his pocket and when he thinks no one is looking, he takes it out and licks her face. It makes him feel warm inside |
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Just Jo has 317 convictions for stealing coats and is responsible for 27,902 people being cautioned for stealing coats, cardigans and shell suit tops (to order) to satisfy her standing in a freezer in stolen outer garments fetish!!! |
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Himan d'her is really one person, a German spy escaped from a prisoner of war camp in 1943. They have survived by hiding in the woods and arn't aware that the war finished 74 years ago. Their longevity is down to the wild truffles and berries they forage for.
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"hotfrog came up with his username when he misheard the lyrics to a Prefab Sprout song and realised he couldn't spell Albuquerque which was his first choice."
Gemini man is actually from the year 3017.
He found a library book his ancestors loaned out and didn't return it, owing 59 trillion pound in fines.
He's handed it back in but had to buy a replacement as the origional was falling to bits |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hotfrog came up with his username when he misheard the lyrics to a Prefab Sprout song and realised he couldn't spell Albuquerque which was his first choice.
Gemini man is actually from the year 3017.
He found a library book his ancestors loaned out and didn't return it, owing 59 trillion pound in fines.
He's handed it back in but had to buy a replacement as the origional was falling to bits "
Gemini man's time machine has been confiscated by the local council, thinking it was an illegal sun tan booth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Afterhrs doesmt accommodate as hes currently living in a skip after losing everything in a poker game with the mafia.
In his photo hes preparing his bed. |
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"Tom999930 is now able to spend more time on Fab since he resigned as defence secretary this morning "
Highland gentleman had his feet _andaged after highland dancing, d*unk, barefoot with claymore swords. Get well soon mate! |
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