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The strictly no dancing thread #19 or 17 part 3
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Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here  | |||
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"Morning all. Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls? "Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people  | |||
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"Morning all. Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?
Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people "Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl
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"Morning all. Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?
Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people
Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl
Normally service will resume sortly "Misstress and normal now thats a fecken laugh good morning darling cosmo i trust you slept well all i could hear was a certain persons hobnail boots stomping over the floorboards as she was stirring her cauldern | |||
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"Morning all. Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?
Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people
Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl
Normally service will resume sortly Misstress and normal now thats a fecken laugh
good morning darling cosmo i trust you slept well all i could hear was a certain persons hobnail boots stomping over the floorboards as she was stirring her cauldern "
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"Morning all. Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?
Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people
Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl
Normally service will resume sortly Misstress and normal now thats a fecken laugh
good morning darling cosmo i trust you slept well all i could hear was a certain persons hobnail boots stomping over the floorboards as she was stirring her cauldern "Oi feck off I've told you I don't have fecking floorboards...but yeah just got the cauldron delivered from amazon..and it's a big fecker | |||
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"Morning all. Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?
Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people
Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl
Normally service will resume sortly Misstress and normal now thats a fecken laugh
good morning darling cosmo i trust you slept well all i could hear was a certain persons hobnail boots stomping over the floorboards as she was stirring her cauldern
Oi feck off I've told you I don't have fecking floorboards...but yeah just got the cauldron delivered from amazon..and it's a big fecker "bit like that spot on ya hooter thats a big fecker too | |||
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"Morning all. Wtf is that title cosmos? And more to the point what's all this about my fecking balls?
Just trying to be witty and clever. Honestly, there's no pleasing some people
Head still a little dizzy...you carry on girl
Normally service will resume sortly Misstress and normal now thats a fecken laugh
good morning darling cosmo i trust you slept well all i could hear was a certain persons hobnail boots stomping over the floorboards as she was stirring her cauldern
Oi feck off I've told you I don't have fecking floorboards...but yeah just got the cauldron delivered from amazon..and it's a big fecker bit like that spot on ya hooter thats a big fecker too "Fecking cosmos been gobbing off again has she  | |||
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"Good morning you sexy ghoulies and ghosties. Happy Halloween
Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here "Hey just fecking workek the title out and 17 plus part 3 that would make fecking 20 if my maths are right  | |||
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"Good morning you sexy ghoulies and ghosties. Happy Halloween
Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here
Hey just fecking workek the title out and 17 plus part 3 that would make fecking 20 if my maths are right "it dont say add 3 put ya stockings back on dont want to see them hobbits feet | |||
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"Good morning you sexy ghoulies and ghosties. Happy Halloween
Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here
Hey just fecking workek the title out and 17 plus part 3 that would make fecking 20 if my maths are right it dont say add 3 put ya stockings back on dont want to see them hobbits feet "Feck off I have a abacus to count...so I can leave my stockings on | |||
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"Good morning you sexy ghoulies and ghosties. Happy Halloween
Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here
Hey just fecking workek the title out and 17 plus part 3 that would make fecking 20 if my maths are right it dont say add 3 put ya stockings back on dont want to see them hobbits feet
Feck off I have a abacus to count...so I can leave my stockings on "one bead two beads | |||
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"Good morning you sexy ghoulies and ghosties. Happy Halloween
Speaking of ghoulies, Mistress seems to have misplaced hers. If found please return here
Hey just fecking workek the title out and 17 plus part 3 that would make fecking 20 if my maths are right it dont say add 3 put ya stockings back on dont want to see them hobbits feet
Feck off I have a abacus to count...so I can leave my stockings on one bead two beads "Or click click clique | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides "coz you is scary | |||
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"Oi oi you lot! Howz everyone?. Gonna have a nice instant coffee then off to start my decorating "Pifftt instant...wouldn't give it to the pussies  | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides "Was having a shite  | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides coz you is scary "And that | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite "how uncouth | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite how uncouth"Poo then | |||
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"I woz 'ere But not for long Wrote this 'ere Then woz gon
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides coz you is scary "I IS! | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite "Tut!.... | |||
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"I woz 'ere But not for long Wrote this 'ere Then woz gon
"Hey Paul! Xx | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!.... "Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee  | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee"I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee! | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee! "Cat piss | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss "No it's definitely my piss, I checked | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked "You sure it's piss it could be.....nor cum off md | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked "Theres always one that has to lower the tone | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone"Was it a taste test | |||
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"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here" You fit well mate | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked
You sure it's piss it could be.....nor cum off md"It's definitely piss! | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone" | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked
You sure it's piss it could be.....nor cum off md
It's definitely piss! "Ah but I need to know how you came to that conclusion | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test "No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked
You sure it's piss it could be.....nor cum off md
It's definitely piss!
Ah but I need to know how you came to that concusion " | |||
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"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here" Hey Dash!  | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! "Ok that will do
Got to get off now...hope house is all done now  | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! "mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked
You sure it's piss it could be.....nor cum off md
It's definitely piss!
Ah but I need to know how you came to that conclusion "Coz it smells nice.... | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house!
Ok that will do
Got to get off now...hope house is all done now "oi where you fecken going | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house!
Ok that will do
Got to get off now...hope house is all done now "House all done, starting painting today! Catcha later!xx | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out"Mixed up fecker....see you later | |||
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"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here Hey Dash! "Yo yo yo how the hell are we today | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out"Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? | |||
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"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here Hey Dash!
Yo yo yo how the hell are we today"We're good Dash...how the devil are you? xx | |||
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"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here Hey Dash!
Yo yo yo how the hell are we today
We're good Dash...how the devil are you? xx"Im in a tranquil vaccumm | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? "hes lost his mew again silly sod | |||
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"well hello mr dash "Helloooooooooo | |||
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"Well well well what a bunch of not rights we have here Hey Dash!
Yo yo yo how the hell are we today
We're good Dash...how the devil are you? xx
Im in a tranquil vaccumm"Aw, that sounds very serene | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod"Ah, could he suck on a locket? (other throat sweets are available!) | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod"Just popped in to cuckoo | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo "puts up a brolly | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly"Am I safe to come in? Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving "Oh excuse my toilet humour young lady. ..is it fecking raining where you and _oddy are? | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving "sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving
Oh excuse my toilet humour young lady. ..is it fecking raining where you and _oddy are? "nope been sunny | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out"Who's the fecking duchess? (Cats windmill emoji) | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving
Oh excuse my toilet humour young lady. ..is it fecking raining where you and _oddy are? nope been sunny"Gusher nearby? | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
Who's the fecking duchess? (Cats windmill emoji)"Thought ud like the promotion | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
Who's the fecking duchess? (Cats windmill emoji)Thought ud like the promotion "Aw if it's me meant.....yeah I'll take that | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving
Oh excuse my toilet humour young lady. ..is it fecking raining where you and _oddy are? "No, we just fancy a little privacy under _oddy's umbrella | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out"I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies "Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies
Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each "awww that's nice of you to make a pie | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies
Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each "Throw them at the buggers | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies
Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie"Or perhaps they could have a go at apple bobbing? | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies
Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie"Feck that...next you'll be talking about that shite bake off program | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies
Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each
Throw them at the buggers"Nah they'll do me fecking car | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies
Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie
Or perhaps they could have a go at apple bobbing?"Your just fecking teasing me now | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies
Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie
Feck that...next you'll be talking about that shite bake off program "what come dine with me | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies
Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie
Feck that...next you'll be talking about that shite bake off program what come dine with me"Shit you've found one I watch | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
I hope she doesn't spook the regular ghosties and ghoulies
Little buggers have just rang my doorbell I know I'll give them a cooking apple each awww that's nice of you to make a pie
Feck that...next you'll be talking about that shite bake off program what come dine with me
Shit you've found one I watch " | |||
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"Why is it soon as I come on a thread, everyone hides
Was having a shite
Tut!....
Your normally there having a pis...erm ..wee
I know..I do a lot of wees, must be the instant coffee!
Cat piss
No it's definitely my piss, I checked Theres always one that has to lower the tone
Was it a taste test
No, blurgh...but there is only one pussy in my house! mines sat in the cupboard thinks hes a cuckoo clock popping his head in and out
Aah...does he make a cuckoo noise? hes lost his mew again silly sod
Just popped in to cuckoo puts up a brolly
Am I safe to come in?
Voddy can I snuggle under your brolly with you. All this talk about bodily functions is a bit unnerving sure you can cant beat a good snuggle i dont know where the duchess has gone probably hiding in a graveyard waiting to jump out
Who's the fecking duchess? (Cats windmill emoji)" | |||
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"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery" Yay glitter! I've missed it.
Happy hump day everyone  | |||
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"Morning all you glittery people. (Throws glitter) Laters glitter lovers " | |||
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"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery Yay glitter! I've missed it.
Happy hump day everyone "Eh what's hump day | |||
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"Morning all you glittery people. (Throws glitter) Laters glitter lovers "Pfft leave me out again | |||
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"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery Yay glitter! I've missed it.
Happy hump day everyone
Eh what's hump day "It's Wednesday. Down hill to the weekend | |||
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"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery Yay glitter! I've missed it.
Happy hump day everyone
Eh what's hump day
It's Wednesday. Down hill to the weekend "Feck me ....thought I was missing out on a bloody gangbang somewhere | |||
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Laterz | |||
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"Morning glitterettes and Mistress! "Morning _amiss | |||
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"Twirling out to do some painting Laterz "Non glitter paint I hope | |||
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"Checking in." Morning paul hope your well | |||
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"Checking in. Morning paul hope your well "Morning mistress, if be lying if I said I was
How's you? | |||
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"Checking in. Morning paul hope your well
Morning mistress, if be lying if I said I was
How's you?"Still a little dizzy but apart from that good mate | |||
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"Checking in. Morning paul hope your well
Morning mistress, if be lying if I said I was
How's you?
Still a little dizzy but apart from that good mate "Cool | |||
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"Sweep that fecking floor while your there _oddy "do it yaself | |||
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"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery Yay glitter! I've missed it.
Happy hump day everyone
Eh what's hump day
It's Wednesday. Down hill to the weekend
Feck me ....thought I was missing out on a bloody gangbang somewhere "you are | |||
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"Sweep that fecking floor while your there _oddy do it yaself "I feel dizzy..my head is spinning. Aw go on | |||
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"Creeps in with Mr b t and waltzes round the room all twirly and glittery Yay glitter! I've missed it.
Happy hump day everyone
Eh what's hump day
It's Wednesday. Down hill to the weekend
Feck me ....thought I was missing out on a bloody gangbang somewhere you are"Fecking knew it | |||
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"Sweep that fecking floor while your there _oddy do it yaself
I feel dizzy..my head is spinning.
Aw go on "You been on the wonderstuff? | |||
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"Sweep that fecking floor while your there _oddy do it yaself
I feel dizzy..my head is spinning.
Aw go on
You been on the wonderstuff? "No just boring stemetil tablets... | |||
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"Sweep that fecking floor while your there _oddy do it yaself
I feel dizzy..my head is spinning.
Aw go on
You been on the wonderstuff?
No just boring stemetil tablets..."You'll be sick of taking them... | |||
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"Twirling out to do some painting Laterz
Non glitter paint I hope"It is glitter paint! | |||
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"I could do with a Been non stop all morning" Are you at work Voddy? | |||
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"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy! "My only reply to that has got to be Feck off | |||
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"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!
My only reply to that has got to be
Feck off "Not very sporting of you! | |||
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"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!
My only reply to that has got to be
Feck off
Not very sporting of you! "You did say to expect me to be grumpy | |||
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"I could do with a fag Been non stop all morning" FIFY | |||
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"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!
My only reply to that has got to be
Feck off
Not very sporting of you!
You did say to expect me to be grumpy "You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill) | |||
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"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!
My only reply to that has got to be
Feck off
Not very sporting of you!
You did say to expect me to be grumpy
You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill) "Ah but are you a trained choreographer? | |||
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"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!
My only reply to that has got to be
Feck off
Not very sporting of you!
You did say to expect me to be grumpy
You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill)
Ah but are you a trained choreographer?
"I was a dance instructor for 20 years, my darling, so you're safe in my hands!! | |||
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"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!
My only reply to that has got to be
Feck off
Not very sporting of you!
You did say to expect me to be grumpy
You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill)
Ah but are you a trained choreographer?
I was a dance instructor for 20 years, my darling, so you're safe in my hands!! "Oh yeah
Do we get to hook up like I've heard they do in "that" show? | |||
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"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!
My only reply to that has got to be
Feck off
Not very sporting of you!
You did say to expect me to be grumpy
You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill)
Ah but are you a trained choreographer?
I was a dance instructor for 20 years, my darling, so you're safe in my hands!!
Oh yeah
Do we get to hook up like I've heard they do in "that" show? "It will depend how good a student you are! | |||
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"Just to let you all know,someone will need to start #20, as Mistress will be having dance lessons with me, as per her comment in Part 2, so she will be feeling well knackered and most probably, grumpy!
My only reply to that has got to be
Feck off
Not very sporting of you!
You did say to expect me to be grumpy
You can't keep the sparkly bag, if you're not dancing and i'll give the chintz frock to the window man....your choice! (Cats windmill)
Ah but are you a trained choreographer?
I was a dance instructor for 20 years, my darling, so you're safe in my hands!!
Oh yeah
Do we get to hook up like I've heard they do in "that" show?
It will depend how good a student you are! "Oooh that's adding a whole new dimension to things | |||
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"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it! "Will do | |||
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"I could do with a Been non stop all morning Are you at work Voddy? "I was at the time on way home now | |||
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"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!
Will do "smells burning | |||
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"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!
Will do smells burning"A ciggy or two are needed | |||
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"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!
Will do smells burning
A ciggy or two are needed "you been out picking up dog ends again | |||
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"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!
Will do " | |||
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"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!
Will do
"can hear the cogs turning | |||
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"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!
Will do
can hear the cogs turning "Yeah, not very fast though! | |||
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"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!
Will do
can hear the cogs turning
Yeah, not very fast though! "you got any glitter paint left look at the state of her walls | |||
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"Right Mistress, I'm off to do some painting, so it will give you some time to think about it!
Will do
can hear the cogs turning
Yeah, not very fast though! you got any glitter paint left look at the state of her walls"Yeah, it's pink though , do you think that would match her soft furnishings? | |||
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"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them! "You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet | |||
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"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!
You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet "Trust you pauly | |||
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"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!
You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet "Haha | |||
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"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!
You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly "Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho | |||
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"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!
You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly
Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho "It says you cleaned your glasses | |||
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"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!
You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly
Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho
It says you cleaned your glasses "Of course, I wouldn't drink out a dirty one. | |||
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"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!
You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly
Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho
It says you cleaned your glasses
Of course, I wouldn't drink out a dirty one." | |||
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"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!
You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly
Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho
It says you cleaned your glasses
Of course, I wouldn't drink out a dirty one."the ones you wear to hear with not drink | |||
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"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!
You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly
Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho
It says you cleaned your glasses
Of course, I wouldn't drink out a dirty one.
the ones you wear to hear with not drink"Glasses to hear with? | |||
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"I do like the avatar picture, I can see she has some nice dance shoes on, I want them!
You notice the shoes, I noticed the curtains matched the carpet Trust you pauly
Indeed, not sure what that says about me tho
It says you cleaned your glasses
Of course, I wouldn't drink out a dirty one.
the ones you wear to hear with not drink
Glasses to hear with? "Haha | |||
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"Today's been mental, I'm gonna get some sleep. Nanite, see ya morra "Na night Paul, have a good sleep. xxx | |||
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"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx"Morning _amiss | |||
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"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx"Morning _amiss Just having a little break due to health matters xx | |||
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"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx
Morning _amiss "Morning Paul! | |||
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"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx
Morning _amiss
Just having a little break due to health matters xx"Ok sweetheart, sorry to hear that. Have a good rest and speedy recovery. {{{Hugs}}} and love. xxxx | |||
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"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx
Morning _amiss
Just having a little break due to health matters xx"Morning Mistress, stay strong! Maybe have a read of my movember #1 thread, can't say it will cheer you up, but may remind you there are caring people out there willing to give support | |||
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"Ooh, last out, first in! Just to say, morning friends, hope you all have a good day! xx
Morning _amiss
Just having a little break due to health matters xx
Morning Mistress, stay strong!
Maybe have a read of my movember #1 thread, can't say it will cheer you up, but may remind you there are caring people out there willing to give support "Well said Paul, it is a great thread to read, well written. Mistress, we are only invisible (apart from one lovely lady) friends on a website, but we still care for each other, especially as we have had similar issues in our lives. Take care.xxx | |||
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"morning its a cold one x" Morning _oddy, sure is, I'm considering digging my thermals out x | |||
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"morning its a cold one x" Morning Voddy! Yes cold out, glad to be back indoors! | |||
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but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings
Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins
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"G’day all. That’s the week almost finished thankfully. Time for a long soak in the tub. Meanwhile................................................ have a glittery day. Random out. " Hey Random! Have a good weekend, one day to go! | |||
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"Hello you lovely lot I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode. Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself. If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings
Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins
Toodle pip for now. Xxx"Hi lovely lady. Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time! Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx | |||
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"Hello you lovely lot I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode. Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself. If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings
Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins
Toodle pip for now. Xxx
Hi lovely lady.
Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time!
Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx"Thank you my lovely. Xxx | |||
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"Hello you lovely lot I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode. Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself. If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings
Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins
Toodle pip for now. Xxx
Hi lovely lady.
Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time!
Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx
Thank you my lovely. Xxx"Man flu? Or TV flu | |||
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"Hello you lovely lot I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode. Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself. If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings
Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins
Toodle pip for now. Xxx
Hi lovely lady.
Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time!
Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx
Thank you my lovely. Xxx"You're very welcome! xxx | |||
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"Hello you lovely lot I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode. Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself. If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings
Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins
Toodle pip for now. Xxx
Hi lovely lady.
Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time!
Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx
Thank you my lovely. Xxx
Man flu? Or TV flu"Oi...cheeky... | |||
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"right i need a hand painting this joint we need sparkly glittery paint and sequins curtains "I've got some spare chintz curtains, I could sew a few sequins on ,if that would help. | |||
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"Hello you lovely lot I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode. Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself. If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings
Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins
Toodle pip for now. Xxx"Hello dear cosmos, it was a pleasure to be part of last weekends build-up, the anticipation was something for me to look forward to and occupy my mind. We're fab friends and I'm sure we will all do what we can to look after each other where we can and be supportive, an ongoing personal thank you to you all from me. Xx | |||
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"Hello you lovely lot I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode. Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself. If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings
Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins
Toodle pip for now. Xxx
Hi lovely lady.
Enjoyed sharing the build up to your funfest and glad you both had a fantastic time!
Sending the love to Mistress, I appreciate she is 'under the weather' at the moment, so will have to go easy on her. xx"I agree _amiss dear, we all seem to have a great bond, we know when to take the P, and when to give a hug. Xx I'm humming "sisters, sisters, nobody gets between me and my sisters" | |||
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"right i need a hand painting this joint we need sparkly glittery paint and sequins curtains "Hi _oddy dear, I've got a tub of Cadburys purple with added glitter mixed in, that should brighten the place, maybe a couple of disc... primary coloured traffic lights that flash too | |||
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"Hello you lovely lot I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode. Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself. If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings
Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins
Toodle pip for now. Xxx
Hello dear cosmos, it was a pleasure to be part of last weekends build-up, the anticipation was something for me to look forward to and occupy my mind.
We're fab friends and I'm sure we will all do what we can to look after each other where we can and be supportive, an ongoing personal thank you to you all from me. Xx"Thank you gorgeous. I'm really glad we were able to provide you with a bit of a distraction from real life for a while. Xx | |||
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"Hello you lovely lot I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode. Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself. If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings
Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins
Toodle pip for now. Xxx
Hello dear cosmos, it was a pleasure to be part of last weekends build-up, the anticipation was something for me to look forward to and occupy my mind.
We're fab friends and I'm sure we will all do what we can to look after each other where we can and be supportive, an ongoing personal thank you to you all from me. Xx
Thank you gorgeous. I'm really glad we were able to provide you with a bit of a distraction from real life for a while. Xx"You're welcome, I'm glad too, you guys are my little bit of normality | |||
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"Hello you lovely lot I'm sure you've been missing my witty banter and charisma but I am mostly back in my default lurking mode. Sharing the build up to last weekend's funfest with you all was epic so thank you so much for sharing it with Mistress and myself. If you are very lucky I might add the odd comment but I will definitely be keeping an interested eye on proceedings
Between us we can keep an eye on Mistress and make sure she doesn't get too stressed out over that d...... show but I think she is warming to the idea of glitter and sequins
Toodle pip for now. Xxx
Hello dear cosmos, it was a pleasure to be part of last weekends build-up, the anticipation was something for me to look forward to and occupy my mind.
We're fab friends and I'm sure we will all do what we can to look after each other where we can and be supportive, an ongoing personal thank you to you all from me. Xx
Thank you gorgeous. I'm really glad we were able to provide you with a bit of a distraction from real life for a while. Xx
You're welcome, I'm glad too, you guys are my little bit of normality "Bless ya darling xx | |||
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