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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Its monday and i fancy learning domething new.

I'll start off.

Jellyfish and lobsters are conside_ed biological immortal.

They don't age and will never die unless they are killed.

Let's see what you know fabbers.

Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its monday and i fancy learning domething new.

I'll start off.

Jellyfish and lobsters are conside_ed biological immortal.

They don't age and will never die unless they are killed.

Let's see what you know fabbers.

Have fun.

"

Did not know that!

Pigs can orgasm for 30mins at a time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Its monday and i fancy learning something new.

I'll start off.

Jellyfish and lobsters are conside_ed biologically immortal.

They don't age and will never die unless they are killed.

Let's see what you know fabbers.

Have fun.

"

Needs to learn to proof read too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its monday and i fancy learning something new.

I'll start off.

Jellyfish and lobsters are conside_ed biologically immortal.

They don't age and will never die unless they are killed.

Let's see what you know fabbers.

Have fun.

Needs to learn to proof read too "

It’s not an English exam specs.

The telly was invented only two years after sliced bread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium "

Just as well I don't eat bacon

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By *xtrafun4youMan  over a year ago

Dunstable

I am only 5 foot 6

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When it gets down to -25 you can make snow out of a cup of boiling water

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By *arksMan  over a year ago

in the centre

When a male penguin falls in love with female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pigs have a gestaion of 3 months 3 weeks and 3 days

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By *iscean MaleMan  over a year ago

Darlaston

The length from wrist to elbow is the length of your foot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's nigh on impossible to turn anything on a sixpence!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In Arizona USA it's actually illegal to have more than 2 sex toys in your home....

Wont be moving there anytime soon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Glass is actually a liquid that moves at a rate of approx 1mm every 1000 years

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"pigs have a gestaion of 3 months 3 weeks and 3 days"

Also some breeds have curly tails because when pigs fight they often go for the tail, the curl evolved over time to _educe the chance of injury.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The length from wrist to elbow is the length of your foot"

Is that measure from the inner arm?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman  over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"When a male penguin falls in love with female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her"

Ahhh that's made my day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"pigs have a gestaion of 3 months 3 weeks and 3 days"

Looking at my belly I must be turning in to a pig then

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By *illToPleaseMan  over a year ago

Wiltshire

The average man has less than 1 penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium "

This has made me feel a little bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Its monday and i fancy learning domething new.

I'll start off.

Jellyfish and lobsters are conside_ed biological immortal.

They don't age and will never die unless they are killed.

Let's see what you know fabbers.

Have fun.

Did not know that!

Pigs can orgasm for 30mins at a time"

Good lord...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am only 5 foot 6 "

Only 3 inches taller than me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When it gets down to -25 you can make snow out of a cup of boiling water "

Ooo I'll be a guinea pig....throw some water on me ....wait...snow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When a male penguin falls in love with female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her"

This has made my day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sharks will only attack you if your wet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Swans really do have a soul mate

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire


"Glass is actually a liquid that moves at a rate of approx 1mm every 1000 years "

That´s awesome if it´s true

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"pigs have a gestaion of 3 months 3 weeks and 3 days"

I don't think I'd like to have that gestation

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The length from wrist to elbow is the length of your foot"

Now attempts to put my foot on my forearm

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints."

I like this....though I can't help thinking, if took prints of tounges at the police station

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The average man has less than 1 penis"

Well I'd be worried if he has two

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"sharks will only attack you if your wet "

Good to know. I'll keep to the beach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The average man has less than 1 penis"

But the average earwig has 2 penises

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's nigh on impossible to turn anything on a sixpence!"

What about a cent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In Arizona USA it's actually illegal to have more than 2 sex toys in your home....

Wont be moving there anytime soon "

Nope me either

I like this one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS  over a year ago

North west


"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape

"

Strange image of an elephant swinging through the jungle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glass is actually a liquid that moves at a rate of approx 1mm every 1000 years

That´s awesome if it´s true"

It's not a liquid. It's a semi solid. But it does move slowly, especially older glass.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The attractive lady sat only 12 feet away from me right now is not going to let me fuck her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Drowning in salt water is different from drawing in fresh water.

It takes longer and the salt water draws blood out of cells into the lungs thus you drown in your own blood.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple  over a year ago

T_edegar

If you cross your legs when having a poo it comes out curly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The attractive lady sat only 12 feet away from me right now is not going to let me fuck her."

Why not ask...give her the subtle 'fab wink'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've a friend who only recently discove_ed what a qwerty keyboard was

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you cross your legs when having a poo it comes out curly! "

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By *ncrathMan  over a year ago

Hull (ish)


"The length from wrist to elbow is the length of your foot

Is that measure from the inner arm?

"

And arms stretched out wide, from fingertip to fingertip of each index finger is your height , also palm side the length of your thumb is the same as your nose ?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you cross your legs when having a poo it comes out curly! "

oh goodness

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS  over a year ago

North west

Star fish can rip open a shellfish shell , force one of the stomachs they have into the shell and digest the animal inside. After turning it into a liquid soup they transfer the tasty broth back inside themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The attractive lady sat only 12 feet away from me right now is not going to let me fuck her."
if you can fuck her from 12ft I would be impressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've a friend who only recently discove_ed what a qwerty keyboard was "

That's just special!.....

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By *ammyharrogateWoman  over a year ago

Harrogate


"The length from wrist to elbow is the length of your foot"
also your head goes into your body length 3 times, and the top of your ears measure up with your eyes and

The bottom of your ears with the corners of your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quantum computers can represent 1and 0 at the same time.

They are good for some things but slower than digital computers at some things.

Ethiopia wasn't colonised because they United together rather than being divided and conque_ed and because they bought weapons and used them against the Italians rather than on each other.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've a friend who only recently discove_ed what a qwerty keyboard was

That's just special!..... "

Ditzy I think is the word

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Star fish can rip open a shellfish shell , force one of the stomachs they have into the shell and digest the animal inside. After turning it into a liquid soup they transfer the tasty broth back inside themselves.

"

This may review my look on seafood

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape

"

Except a horse's wrists are called it's knees and it's knees are called stifles!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The average man has less than 1 penis

Well I'd be worried if he has two "

Look on the bright side. You could be dp'd by just one man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *ady-LoverMan  over a year ago

swindon

Your ears and nose never stop growing

All living pinocchios

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've a friend who only recently discove_ed what a qwerty keyboard was

That's just special!.....

Ditzy I think is the word "

I like her already

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Your ears and nose never stop growing

All living pinocchios "

Que?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

Slugs have 4 noses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its monday and i fancy learning domething new.

I'll start off.

Jellyfish and lobsters are conside_ed biological immortal.

They don't age and will never die unless they are killed.

Let's see what you know fabbers.

Have fun.

"

Seriously? Woah! Excellent fact.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cheetahs are the only members of the cat family that cannot retract there claws

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'I'd love to fuck you' thread is not successful for single men

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By *edMan  over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium

Just as well I don't eat bacon "

Oh oh.. need some backup data..

I love my bacon!

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By *ammyharrogateWoman  over a year ago

Harrogate

The medical way to measure the penis doesn’t involve a sky remote or can of lynx

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By *dam_TinaCouple  over a year ago

Hampshire

Definitely is spelt ´definitely´

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape

Except a horse's wrists are called it's knees and it's knees are called stifles!!! "

I think you'll find it's fetlocks are the wrists !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The length from wrist to elbow is the length of your foot also your head goes into your body length 3 times, and the top of your ears measure up with your eyes and

The bottom of your ears with the corners of your mouth "

I like this....will be putting it into practice later on...for well science

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cock size is not he_editary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The medical way to measure the penis doesn’t involve a sky remote or can of lynx "

Cracked me up, we were only saying this yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The average man has less than 1 penis

Well I'd be worried if he has two

Look on the bright side. You could be dp'd by just one man!"

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By *ookingforlustMan  over a year ago

northants


"If you cross your legs when having a poo it comes out curly! "

This should carry a disclaimer!! I was having a mouthful of tea when I read that.....I nearly drowned!!!

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By *uck knows41Man  over a year ago

Arbroath

The numbers on a toaster are minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quantum computers can represent 1and 0 at the same time.

They are good for some things but slower than digital computers at some things.

Ethiopia wasn't colonised because they United together rather than being divided and conque_ed and because they bought weapons and used them against the Italians rather than on each other.

"

You lost me at computers....good job you didn't mention Qwerty

But interesting about Ethiopia

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Your ears and nose never stop growing

All living pinocchios

Que? "

Big ears big nose...ah how I'm looking forward to my husbands growing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The medical way to measure the penis doesn’t involve a sky remote or can of lynx "

love this

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cock size is not he_editary "

Is there where phrase...'when I was a strapping young lad' comes from

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The numbers on a toaster are minutes "

Oh I did not know this

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Slugs have 4 noses "

Still slimey little buggers...eating my vegetables

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"'I'd love to fuck you' thread is not successful for single men "

Well that just isn't true

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Definitely is spelt ´definitely´"

Are you 100% sure it definitely is

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

During your lifetime you will spend around 38 days brushing your teeth

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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"Slugs have 4 noses

Still slimey little buggers...eating my vegetables "

They are horrid, especially when stepped on bare foot

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay

That turning the clock back does not change the length of daylight in a day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape

Except a horse's wrists are called it's knees and it's knees are called stifles!!!

I think you'll find it's fetlocks are the wrists !"

I thought fetlocks were more like our knuckles

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By *ady-LoverMan  over a year ago

swindon


"Your ears and nose never stop growing

All living pinocchios

Que? "

Yeah crazy bones stop growing but cartilage continues to grow until the day you die

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The Statue of liberty was originally meant to be in Egypt not the USA

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When a male penguin falls in love with female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her"

Aww how lovely

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By *heekytradesman46Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Only just learned there is something called a skort...a skirt with shorts! Not very clued up on womans fashion! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rutland is the smallest county in England for 12 hours a day

Can you guess which county is for the other 12 hours !!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Rutland is the smallest county in England for 12 hours a day

Can you guess which county is for the other 12 hours !!!

"

Isle of Wight ??

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape

Except a horse's wrists are called it's knees and it's knees are called stifles!!!

I think you'll find it's fetlocks are the wrists !"

No, they are not - they are effectively finger joints! Wrists come after elbows in forearms, we just call them knees.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hares are born with fur and can see. whilst Rabbits are born furless and blind. The latter can also vibrate and give ladies orgasms

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Elephants have only two legs,its front "legs" are actually arms,it has two knees at the back, and elbows and wrists at the front, exactly like other quadrupeds. Elephants, horses, dogs and all other quadruped mammals have two knees and two elbows.so its actually walking like an ape

Except a horse's wrists are called it's knees and it's knees are called stifles!!!

I think you'll find it's fetlocks are the wrists !

I thought fetlocks were more like our knuckles "

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rutland is the smallest county in England for 12 hours a day

Can you guess which county is for the other 12 hours !!!

Isle of Wight ??"

Correct

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Hares are born with fur and can see. whilst Rabbits are born furless and blind. The latter can also vibrate and give ladies orgasms "

Lol, wrong on so many levels....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hares are born with fur and can see. whilst Rabbits are born furless and blind. The latter can also vibrate and give ladies orgasms "

Best one

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By *rchie_pMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Did U know that , a perfectly cooked lasagne once cooled down , refrigerated and then heat up on a later , ends up tasting like shit?

No neither did i till now :/

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The circumference of the japs eye is 1/10th the circumference of the earhole!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Rutland is the smallest county in England for 12 hours a day

Can you guess which county is for the other 12 hours !!!

Isle of Wight ??

Correct "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did U know that , a perfectly cooked lasagne once cooled down , refrigerated and then heat up on a later , ends up tasting like shit?

No neither did i till now :/ "

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Aliens live amongst us. They are disguised as humans age between 12-20 not inclusive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The circumference of the japs eye is 1/10th the circumference of the earhole!"

Oh good lord....dare I ask how you know this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Aliens live amongst us. They are disguised as humans age between 12-20 not inclusive. "
HAHA Funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The rarest signature:

With only 6 of them in existence William Shakespeare's signature is one of them and is one the rarest of all and is valued somewhere around 3 million dollars

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville


"Aliens live amongst us. They are disguised as humans age between 12-20 not inclusive. HAHA Funny as fuck "

Not if you own one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aliens live amongst us. They are disguised as humans age between 12-20 not inclusive. HAHA Funny as fuck

Not if you own one "

I agree

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Aliens live amongst us. They are disguised as humans age between 12-20 not inclusive. HAHA Funny as fuck

Not if you own one "

I do lol he's 18

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The Caspian Sea is not a sea !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The circumference of the japs eye is 1/10th the circumference of the earhole!

Oh good lord....dare I ask how you know this "

There are many curious size comparisons on the human body, like feet same length as forearms etc

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By *arksMan  over a year ago

in the centre

Otters hold paws at night when sleeping so they don't drift away from one another - warning do not google image that as the cute factor may be overwhelming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium "

Damn... Smokey bacon must be explosively dangerous then

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By *od ThrusterMan  over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

The company that makes the most tyres worldwide is ..... Lego!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman  over a year ago

Grangemouth

Lewisian Gniess, the oldest rocks in Britain can be found on the isle of Lewis....they are over 3 BILLION years old. I have a piece made into a neckless.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Sun is so big planet Earth would fit in to it 1,300,000 times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To try and grasp the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire, a million seconds is roughly 11 days, a billion seconds is over 32 years. Oh and marmite tastes like shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Sun is so big planet Earth would fit in to it 1,300,000 times

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How the fuck anyone can calculate this is beyond me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To try and grasp the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire, a million seconds is roughly 11 days, a billion seconds is over 32 years. Oh and marmite tastes like shit!!"
That probably makes me about a 10 seconder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium

Just as well I don't eat bacon

Oh oh.. need some backup data..

I love my bacon!"

world health organisation data / website

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

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"The Sun is so big planet Earth would fit in to it 1,300,000 times

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And Uy Scuti ( The largest known star we know of ) is 5 billion times the volume of our own Sun . Now that's BIG !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Sun is so big planet Earth would fit in to it 1,300,000 times

How the fuck anyone can calculate this is beyond me"

With a big tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Sun is so big planet Earth would fit in to it 1,300,000 times

How the fuck anyone can calculate this is beyond me

With a big tape measure "

or a giant linx can

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Runny eggs and bean juice mixed together is the devils sperm.....fact!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bacon is in the same group of carcinogens as cigarettes and plutonium "

^^^^ This and the other fact about our little porky friends being able to orgasm for 30 mins makes me happy that I don't eat meat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The circumference of the japs eye is 1/10th the circumference of the earhole!

Oh good lord....dare I ask how you know this

There are many curious size comparisons on the human body, like feet same length as forearms etc "

This is bloody brilliant and will prove invaluable next time I'm shoe shopping with my little fockers and they refuse to take their old shoes off!

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