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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

What people say on here and what it really means...

Hi loved your profile... couldn't be bothered to read it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are the hottest woman on here - along with the others I’ve told that to today

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS over a year ago

North west

hi...sex meet now?black dress please

I'm a complete tool with no social skills.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, there's no spark there - you're fugly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy fabbing - I've just blocked you.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Not a hardened swinger - I'm after shagging half the site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been on here before and had loads of meets......I haven’t

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No timewasters... we will waste your time with pointless messages but blame you when you tell us no.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will respect your decision if it’s a no..... will incessantly message you trying to make you change your mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t have any face pics to send you due to my profession - I’m married

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By *randMrsPipCouple over a year ago

Alfreton

I'm not meeting

I have verifications as recent as last night from meets

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Genuine- not really but it looks and sounds good, however I still have no veris to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m up for anything - I’m not really I just think it sounds good

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Only male half playing today....guy with a couples profile!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any questions just ask - I’m out of things to write

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any questions just ask - I’m out of things to write "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not meeting

I have verifications as recent as last night from meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for a woman to dominate me.... I’m immature and lazy and want you to do all the work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single men we will contact you

Yes, I love to meet you, but busy now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

discrete

Silently wanking while the missus is asleep upstairs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dominant male = selfish, rough lover who just wants to get his kicks whilst calling you slut

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Submissive looking for a dominant male.

I'm lazy when having sex.

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By *aughty_wirral_pairCouple over a year ago

Bromborough

I'm a straight single guy

I have verifications from more guys and TV/TS than you can possibly imagine, I've slung my cock up more back passages than you've had hot dinners, and I will visit any port in a storm - so be flattered!

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Not a hardened swinger, not wanting to shag half the site #2..

I do but close my account regularly and start a new one so I look like I'm practically a virgin

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Submissive looking for a dominant female.

I'm lazy when having sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love mature women.

I’ve tried the ladies my own age and they weren’t interested.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a hardened swinger, not wanting to shag half the site #2..

I do but close my account regularly and start a new one so I look like I'm practically a virgin"

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

To Sydney Uni....yadda,yadda,yadda

I know my rights...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You won’t regret me - I think this sounds good to say and makes me sound like a sex god

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Discrete = discreet

Annoys the shit out of me!

On verifications ‘stunning’ means passable.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Started a new profile and lost all my old veris = first time here but want to sound experienced

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a hardened swinger, not wanting to shag half the site #2..

I do but close my account regularly and start a new one so I look like I'm practically a virgin"

I didn’t think of that... I’ll be going now

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

Straight Male ......but only verified by gay male and TVs

Been here before so please veri me if you remember me...... Back after deleting profile when wife found out and can't remember who veri me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Open minded - I'm so hung up about sex, that I didnt lose my virginity 'til I was 34, and I'll get all stressed if you suggest we watch porn together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a hardened swinger, not wanting to shag half the site #2..

I do but close my account regularly and start a new one so I look like I'm practically a virgin"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Willing to try anything once - we can discuss it then I can say no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well hung... (For a sparrow)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Professional - like to pretend we're above the riff raff even though we work in minor admin roles.

Attentive lover - struggles to get and maintain a hard on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okay, a private message telling me why I'm not getting meets would have being preferred rather than all the above!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curvy! = something entirely different but if I send you enough ultra close ups you will be fooled.

Ready for the incoming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't bite...Unless you want me to. - I've got no sense of humour but think I'm hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't bite...Unless you want me to. - I've got no sense of humour but think I'm hilarious."

Hahahahahah

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

Athletic body = anything ranging from coxswain to a sumo wrestler.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not meeting

I have verifications as recent as last night from meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We might be busy this weekend - we have a better offer but if that falls through we will contact you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Athletic body = anything ranging from coxswain to a sumo wrestler."

Or-played rugby for a term at school

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

I'm a nice guy/gal - until you say no then I'm the biggest arsehole you're likely to come across

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS over a year ago

London

"Open minded - I'm so hung up about sex, that I didnt lose my virginity 'til I was 34, and I'll get all stressed if you suggest we watch porn together"

.. but immediately block when someone who they don't fancy fab their pics or look at their profile...

.. and later beg publicly for their pics to be fabbed to make it to the Hot pic list.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Will fill in later .....

Cannot be bothered to write an interesting profile as I use the works laptop and only use it from monday to friday ..during office hours .....then im off home to the wife and kids

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Non pushy-till i dont get what i want

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wont disappoint, as i cant get a meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wot Evs, Gonna mek you cum so hard, lol yolo

I’m a dyslexic teenager who doesn’t understand basic language construction

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Age,size,looks not important-willing to shag anyone if it gets me a verification.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won't travel

Last meet was 50 miles away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did an experiment in the forum — either I am backtracking massively as I didn’t anticipate the negative responses to my thread/comment or I have a deep-seated issue/chip on my shoulder and I wanted to set something up to generate the answers I wanted so I could bias proof for my point and self-congratulate myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mwah xxxxx

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple over a year ago

Falkirk

Has to be one of the best threads in ages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single female not looking for one offs - probably wants a relationship.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single = I have a fuck buddy.

Single with FWB = I am in a fully committed relationship.

If you sleep with one person exclusively. That is a relationship.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straight male looking exclusively for women=

I will randomly contact local men and ask to suck their cocks

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

I've read your profile followed by a list of questions = I haven't actualy read your profile.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I did an experiment in the forum — either I am backtracking massively as I didn’t anticipate the negative responses to my thread/comment or I have a deep-seated issue/chip on my shoulder and I wanted to set something up to generate the answers I wanted so I could bias proof for my point and self-congratulate myself.

You are on fire!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are on fire! "

Burned on her own failed logic.

Both options don't hold.

I blame mass media for coddling the minds of good women

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Open minded - if you do what I want.

Open minded - easier to write than details that would make you feel queasy but sounds positive

Open minded, just ask - clueless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a chat?

I don't actually know how to start a conversation so I'm hoping my attached dick pic will draw you in enough for you to start one.

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

VVWE only = has a bucket fanny

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Partnered in a loveless relationship - I'm tired of her needs and shagging her and want fresh meat

Looks less important -

less important than you will shag me

I'm not known for my looks either

Thinks less attractive people are desperate

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Thanks for last night,you know who you are =didnt meet anyone but think it makes me look good and possibly gets me attention.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Athletic body = anything ranging from coxswain to a sumo wrestler."

See now this is where it goes wrong. I’m a athlete but not a marathon runner.

Women have “fabulous”. I think the chaps should have plain “awesome”. Mr L.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no thanks, but why im everything i could be let me prove you wrong

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By *irky_coupleCouple over a year ago

kirky

"Will fill in later .....

Cannot be bothered to write an interesting profile as I use the works laptop and only use it from monday to friday ..during office hours .....then im off home to the wife and kids"
we see that more from women than men but not a surprise to see guys typecast on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"no photos because of work" = everyone I work with can instantly recognise a photo of my naked body - or - this is a fake profile and I'm just trying it on....

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No face pic no reply' ..... I need to see how ugly you are so please send a face pic so I don't waste my time chatting to a fit body - and although I say no face pic no reply if it's that bad I won't reply anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are on fire!

Burned on her own failed logic.

Both options don't hold.

I blame mass media for coddling the minds of good women

*cough cough* chip anyone?

Thanks Meli.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

You are on fire!

Burned on her own failed logic.

Both options don't hold.

I blame mass media for coddling the minds of good women

*cough cough* chip anyone?

Thanks Meli.

I have a space on my shoulder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are on fire!

Burned on her own failed logic.

Both options don't hold.

I blame mass media for coddling the minds of good women

*cough cough* chip anyone?

Thanks Meli.

I have a space on my shoulder

Go forth and gather the chips, they are a-plenty.

I like vinegar on mine

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Shall we do a couple's profile?-so I can use you as bait to get to other men/women (this applies to straight and bisexual both sexes!!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sending love and hugs x.....There I feel so much better and done my bit online to look angelic....ouch cynical

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Would you like to swap face pics = darkened photo of a sweaty cock' and a blurry stretched minge...

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Available now. .. desperate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you like to swap face pics = darkened photo of a sweaty cock' and a blurry stretched minge..."

Why guys have loads of cock pics is beyond me

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Would you like to swap face pics = darkened photo of a sweaty cock' and a blurry stretched minge...

Why guys have loads of cock pics is beyond me"
ask them...then tell us the results

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Hi and how are you finding the site?

(I do not know how to strike up a conversation)

Hi and how's you?

(I do not know how to strike up a conversation AND my English is not great)

Hi hun, I love mature women.

(I do not know how to strike up a conversation AND my English is not great AND I have not bothered to read your profile)

Eh, all good fun, innit?

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Hi and how are you finding the site?

(I do not know how to strike up a conversation)

Hi and how's you?

(I do not know how to strike up a conversation AND my English is not great)

Hi hun, I love mature women.

(I do not know how to strike up a conversation AND my English is not great AND I have not bothered to read your profile)

Eh, all good fun, innit?

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Of late forum threads asking for advice....you can give it, I'll do nothing as I'm just an attention seeking numpty and I will troll/disagree with everyone that thinks differently to me

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Of late forum threads asking for advice....you can give it, I'll do nothing as I'm just an attention seeking numpty and I will troll/disagree with everyone that thinks differently to me"

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Sydney university blah blah blah...I've put this on to pad out my profile, I think it looks good despite being useless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m attractive so I’ve been told......by my Grandma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quality not quantity = somebody please touch my penis, anybody?

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Your profile looks great..I read the first line, couldn't be bothered with the rest thought I'd chance it anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice tits - one woman is bound to reply to this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll try anything once......hoping they won’t ask me to do the things I simply will not try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll try anything once......hoping they won’t ask me to do the things I simply will not try "

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Nice tits - one woman is bound to reply to this "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for a meet now, msg me =

I love getting the attention and 400 emails. It'll give me something to complain about later.

OMG I've had so many messages today!!! = look! I haz attention! Give me your attention biatches!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for gym fit muscular guys and good looking...... if you don’t look like Tom hardy you’ve no fucking chance!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No means no

Quality over quantity

Send face pic on first message

Single guys if we need we will contact you.

Not new to this, I can smell the fake from miles away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We don't have any pictures of him, he's camera shy =

We put athletic build and 32, but really he is a 55 year old who looks like a badly stuffed pillow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We don't have any pictures of him, he's camera shy =

We put athletic build and 32, but really he is a 55 year old who looks like a badly stuffed pillow. "

Haha... U guys are so rude hehe

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"VVWE only = has a bucket fanny

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had to message you - you and the 969 others I copied and pasted this message to in the hope that at least one of you won't delete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rugby build = 7 stone overweight with moobs and big beer belly, and never been near a rugby pitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wuu2 - I'm a lazy fucker who can't even use capitals so don't expect any effort from me

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Looking for gym fit muscular guys and good looking...... if you don’t look like Tom hardy you’ve no fucking chance!!!!!!!!!!

"
I don't fancy Tom Hardy, he does nothing for me lol

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Not into endless messages- I'm horny as hell and want a quick fuck now, don't care who with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know you said no dick pics but I’ve sent one anyway-can’t read, doesn’t care, thinks his willy is the best you’ll ever see

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

White only not racist just our preference - we are members of the KKK and completely racist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

new to site: been on over a year

lazy

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Cannot accommodate - I'm married/partnered , they don't know, have housemates, no way am I having strangers in my house, can't be arsed to clean up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seeking VWE guys only = My vag is so big that safe sex means going in with a ball of thread or some breadcrumbs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fill in later .....

Been on for years lazy profile and probably lazy fuck .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I give the best blowjobs = I believe anything I'm told.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have curves in all the right places = I wear stuff to hold in the curves in the wrong places.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im great at oral fo it for hours .

Its because in the real world hes a shit fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im great at oral fo it for hours .

Its because in the real world hes a shit fuck

Do it not fo it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

users that have been on here a year plus and when you message them they ask for face pics when there in your public gallery.........

another one is when they put a meet up for a single male and when you message them all male are blocked..

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pics are blurry and bad quality yet people fab them

why ?

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I give the best blowjobs = I believe anything I'm told."

I did believe you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Professional = I have a job

I love BBW = I've tried all the other builds and no luck so now Im not picky

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Bicurious - hopes it will get a shag with the female and the guy can watch to get turned on. If it's completely dark, might allow body to be touched whilst clenching teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To Sydney Uni....yadda,yadda,yadda

I know my rights..."

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

"I’m attractive so I’ve been told......by my Grandma "

Ha ha, brilliant - that's going to stick with me whenever I see any 'so I've been told' claims.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Taking it slow......

.....been on here 10 years and haven’t had even a social yet

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Social meet on a certain day and time-offers for different days/times, car, hotel or want to come to my house, for anything but social

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who wants ta suck my cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We don't have any pictures of him, he's camera shy =

We put athletic build and 32, but really he is a 55 year old who looks like a badly stuffed pillow. "

That made me chuckle

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By *easingtessWoman over a year ago

waterford

"You are the hottest woman on here - along with the others I’ve told that to today "

This one always makes me laugh.

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By *rban-NitesCouple over a year ago

LONDON (SE)

"I don’t have any face pics to send you due to my profession - I’m married "

So true and so often stated especially with quite a few couple's who have messaged me but in fact turn out to be fb's who've teamed uo for more meets!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rugby build = 7 stone overweight with moobs and big beer belly, and never been near a rugby pitch

Haha so true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You make my girlfriend look like shit - never had a girlfriend, draws face on right hand and not a good artist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I squirt and gush if you hit the right spot. I have an incontency problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol these are great

MOAR!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I squirt and gush if you hit the right spot. I have an incontency problem"

As opposed to a spelling problem!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I squirt and gush if you hit the right spot. I have an incontency problem

As opposed to a spelling problem!"
ooops well spotted!

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

These are great!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New girls profile ...

Joined 10 minutes ago

Verified 9 minutes ago...

It's a guy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

No complaints - no meets either

Or people run without waiting to go through the complaint process

Or they know user doesn't respond well to any feedback or guidance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straight - Bi

Bi Curious - Gayer than a pink Christmas tree.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Rugby build : The ball, not the game!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loves older women, and younger women too....

Has a strange and inexplicable discrimination against women who share his birthday

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Genuine - I put that because it looks good, not sure what it's meant to mean

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"I have curves in all the right places = I wear stuff to hold in the curves in the wrong places."

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

There is no Forum Clique = There is a Forum Clique

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Thanks for the fabs on my pics.. Now everybody else fab them too please

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Thanks for the fabs on my pics.. Now everybody else fab them too please"

Only works for women that one lol

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Started a new profile and lost all my old veris = first time here but want to sound experienced"

Blocked by everything with a pulse

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By *oblovesyouMan over a year ago

poole

bareback only : I don't give a fuck about my own health or about the next dip shit I screw & pass my sti on to

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Looking for a woman to dominate me.... I’m immature and lazy and want you to do all the work

Do you know any? Lol

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"There is no Forum Clique = There is a Forum Clique "

I’m in the clique and the rest of you are losers!

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Not currently looking... I am, but in stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm great at oral ,I have too be as I'm a crap fuck as i have small cock and shoot in 2 mins

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Will fill in later... I can't be arsed to I want instashag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm here for nsa sex only= if you have a rabbit you'd better hide it now.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Looking for a regular Fwb.. I'll fuck you once, find out the grass is not greener and come crawling back for round 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking for a regular Fwb.. I'll fuck you once, find out the grass is not greener and come crawling back for round 2"

Ohhh now everything is clear in my mind !!

Go fuck yourself #youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m attractive so I’ve been told......by my Grandma

Ha ha, brilliant - that's going to stick with me whenever I see any 'so I've been told' claims.

One of my pet hates on profiles

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Discretion required... Playing away

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Quality over quantity = will shag everyone within a 30 minute radius, but will travel further afield if you've a 9" cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t know if anybody has noticed this but after reading a few profiles I can honestly say I’m a little shocked! Ladies can I just say, you are all stunning and in each your own way! = I'm a brown nosing twat, desperate for a fuck and I'm will willing to overlook the fact you have no teeth/a moustache/fanny like a hippo's yawn in order to get my penis wet.

Sorry, my bullshit-ometer went into overdrive when I read this one.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Quality over quantity = will shag everyone within a 30 minute radius, but will travel further afield if you've a 9" cock

Genius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't bite...Unless you want me to. - I've got no sense of humour but think I'm hilarious."

That!!!

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

New to the site... Seen on some profiles over a year old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm only on here for the forums (1) = I have no mates in the real world.

I'm only on here for the forums (2) = I'm a man pretending to be female to be controversial/to troll/because I crave attention

I'm only on here for the forums (3) = I am actually female but I'm that ugly no-one will meet me so this is my justification for using the site

Yes, I'm a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dominant male = selfish, rough lover who just wants to get his kicks whilst calling you slut

Peach x"

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm only on here for the forums (1) = I have no mates in the real world.

I'm only on here for the forums (2) = I'm a man pretending to be female to be controversial/to troll/because I crave attention

I'm only on here for the forums (3) = I am actually female but I'm that ugly no-one will meet me so this is my justification for using the site

Yes, I'm a cunt.

Hmmmm

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By *andom2chatMan over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"I'm only on here for the forums (1) = I have no mates in the real world.

I'm only on here for the forums (2) = I'm a man pretending to be female to be controversial/to troll/because I crave attention

I'm only on here for the forums (3) = I am actually female but I'm that ugly no-one will meet me so this is my justification for using the site

Yes, I'm a cunt.

See above: I’ve been here as long as the queue at Tesco’s & have got one friend.

Yes, I’m a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm only on here for the forums (1) = I have no mates in the real world.

I'm only on here for the forums (2) = I'm a man pretending to be female to be controversial/to troll/because I crave attention

I'm only on here for the forums (3) = I am actually female but I'm that ugly no-one will meet me so this is my justification for using the site

Yes, I'm a cunt.

See above: I’ve been here as long as the queue at Tesco’s & have got one friend.

Yes, I’m a cunt.

Haha but I have REAL friends.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm picky about my meets.. Anything that has a pulse within 20 miles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm giving this site one more week - Been saying this for three years and will continue to do so in the hope that somebody finds my whining attractive.

We can meet at my office - I have a lock-up with a chair in the corner.

I travel a lot for work - I travel a lot for sex.

I'm not judging anyone - I totally am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are the hottest woman on here - along with the others I’ve told that to today "
lol lot men say that

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