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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they had one chance of speaking to you.
I think mine is stereotypically obvious
'Does it feel the same, as when you lick your bollocks as a bitch licking it' 
Come on lighten up guys"
Lol well I certainly wouldn't ask him that
I'd be afraid of his answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d ask my cat if he truly appreciated me saving his life. Twice. And I’d ask my dog if he thinks I don’t know that him and the cats are in cahoots to steal food together  |
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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago
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"I would ask my cat if it could kindly refrain from catching birds and mice. I can't ask it the bollocks licking question because it he been done. XXX"
You bad woman, is this you getting back at all the barstewared man in your life
Poor Tommy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd ask my cat why she'll sit on the lap of her aunty P, and my niece, and her other half, yet she won't sit on mine. Does she not realise I'm the bloody food woman??!! "
Ever heard the expression: Dogs have owners, cats have staff.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd ask my dog "why do you feel the need to bark and howl every night without fail at 4 am"
I'd ask my cats a question but they'd probably ignore my question anyway |
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