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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Three grannies at a bus stop and a male streaker runs past flashing his tackle at them.
The first granny has a stroke, the second granny has a stroke, but the third one can't reach.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was in Tesco the other day and this guy started throwing milk and eggs at me, I thought how dairy.
Anyway I walked down another aisle and he threw some cheese at me.
That's mature.
As I passed another aisle he had his knob in a bog roll
Fucking charmin |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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The manager of a premiership football club is signing autographs for fans. Three young ladies walk up to him, pens in hand. The first one asks him to autograph her stomach, she lifts up her top and he signs her stomach. The next lass pulls up her top and asks him to autograph across her cleavage. He cheerfully obliges.
The final lass steps up, drops her trousers and knickers, points "down there" and asks for an autograph. The manager thinks for a second then sadly shakes his head. "I cannot" he says apologetically "The last time I signed a cunt it cost me $25 million" |
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