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"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.
I don’t share my pork scratchings. "
I think Estella would do it for a bag of pork scratchings and a can of special brew  |
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"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.
I don’t share my pork scratchings.
I think Estella would do it for a bag of pork scratchings and a can of special brew "
I hate special brew. Stop it for a pint of Aspell and some p/s.  |
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"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.
I don’t share my pork scratchings.
I think Estella would do it for a bag of pork scratchings and a can of special brew
I hate special brew. Stop it for a pint of Aspell and some p/s. "
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"A bottle of champers and a massage 
Blimey I'll accept that offer, I'll offer you a bag of chips ?
 don't eat chips I'm watching my weight
We can work it off in a steamy session"
A wink and a nod |
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"I reckon Estella would be swayed into pretty much anything for a good cheeseboard. 
So. Fricking. True."
good cheeseboard and bottle of port if she does well |
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"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.
I don’t share my pork scratchings.
Must say great makeup job, and I don't share pork scratchings either
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Thanks, I got it done at the Clarins counter — I’m all fingers and thumbs when I do my own makeup. |
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"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.
I don’t share my pork scratchings.
Must say great makeup job, and I don't share pork scratchings either
Thanks, I got it done at the Clarins counter — I’m all fingers and thumbs when I do my own makeup. "
Well is impressive, personally I'd go for the glamorous Vamp look |
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"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.
I don’t share my pork scratchings.
Must say great makeup job, and I don't share pork scratchings either
Thanks, I got it done at the Clarins counter — I’m all fingers and thumbs when I do my own makeup.
Well is impressive, personally I'd go for the glamorous Vamp look "
Are you saying I don’t look glam?! Pfffft. |
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"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.
I don’t share my pork scratchings.
Must say great makeup job, and I don't share pork scratchings either
Thanks, I got it done at the Clarins counter — I’m all fingers and thumbs when I do my own makeup.
Well is impressive, personally I'd go for the glamorous Vamp look
Are you saying I don’t look glam?! Pfffft. "
Well erm erm, it's just you got something in your teeth and it's definitely not a pork scratching,
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"How much could the person above charge for sex
Keep it lighthearted and fun
I'm thinking "2 penny chews" type of comment "
Back to the original question, erm thinking would be more likely the other way round, cos after all all ladies like milk tray and pork scratchings........ |
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"A bottle of champers and a massage
Blimey I'll accept that offer, I'll offer you a bag of chips ?
don't eat chips I'm watching my weight
We can work it off in a steamy session"
Done!!! |
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"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings."
Sounds like one that you'd get before and one what you'd get afterwards if you're not careful! |
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Not only am I already rich beyond my wildest dreams My IQ surpasses the sort of intellect is so superior I would never ask such a bloody stupid question Sam  |
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"Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x
Bag of twiglets
Bottle of Bucky
Two penny chews.
Only partially masticated. 
Can we share, I like a bit of mutual mastication "
Gawd. That reminded me of schoolyard romance sharing a chewing gum.  |
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"Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x
Bag of twiglets
Bottle of Bucky
Two penny chews.
Only partially masticated.
Can we share, I like a bit of mutual mastication
Gawd. That reminded me of schoolyard romance sharing a chewing gum. "
The sort of kiss where you wonder where your gum went after it finishes |
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"Large bottle of baby oil and proseco x
Bag of twiglets
Bottle of Bucky
Two penny chews.
Only partially masticated.
Can we share, I like a bit of mutual mastication
Gawd. That reminded me of schoolyard romance sharing a chewing gum.
The sort of kiss where you wonder where your gum went after it finishes "
that probing tongue that seeks it out and then it’s gone |
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"I'll happily let a lady Bonk my brains out for a kitkat and a bag of pork scratchings.
I don’t share my pork scratchings.
I think Estella would do it for a bag of pork scratchings and a can of special brew
I hate special brew. Stop it for a pint of Aspell and some p/s.
*swop "
swap |
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"Bottle of Smirnoff
A pair of rebock classics , 20/20 (strawberry) and a 6pc chicken McNuggets meal...x 2"
£6.50, bottle of wine, a pizza and 1 single chewing gum |
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"This Sam chap would do it for a portion of chips and curry on a night out
A pat on the head and a well done after
 so true
Can I have a round of applause as well ?"
Bottle of white wine i'd let awoman do me for |
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"This Sam chap would do it for a portion of chips and curry on a night out
A pat on the head and a well done after
so true
Can I have a round of applause as well ?"
It depends how well you perform |
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"This Sam chap would do it for a portion of chips and curry on a night out
A pat on the head and a well done after
so true
Can I have a round of applause as well ?
It depends how well you perform "
Don't be so judgemental, |
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