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what do you reckon ladies?

By *he tactile technician OP Man over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

It was all green and nobbly at first, but once I'd whipped it out, it was all smooth and shiney, do you think I should soak it in vinegar to make it harder girls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never felt ya open me flies xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooh yes..... and polish it well. xx

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

make sure you drill a good hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"make sure you drill a good hole

I do xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good knot is crucial too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some bake it in the oven, but not for too long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was all green and nobbly at first, but once I'd whipped it out, it was all smooth and shiney, do you think I should soak it in vinegar to make it harder girls?

isnt that cheating though? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what was green and knobbly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it a one-er yet?

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"what was green and knobbly?"

"It" was

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

TT, shall we now call you William??

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By *he tactile technician OP Man over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

You can call me what you like, you've got to thread the string through the hole Fmuma, and if it hurts as much as having a catheter, then I'll be calling you quite a few things believe me!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

it's a pain you can conquer though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Health and safety dont want schools to allow it anymore. spoilsports. have fun with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got loads of them in my garden

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By *he tactile technician OP Man over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"I've got loads of them in myoo, bring some in and place them in the corner of each room, they will keep the spiders at bay, that is if you have spiders of course

garden

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

This is the worst double entendre ever.

Carry on...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's us know Autumn is here when you see a few of them strung up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was all green and nobbly at first, but once I'd whipped it out, it was all smooth and shiney, do you think I should soak it in vinegar to make it harder girls?

LOL TT...

love ya conkers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont come running to me when its hit to hard and breaks x

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By *he tactile technician OP Man over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"It was all green and nobbly at first, but once I'd whipped it out, it was all smooth and shiney, do you think I should soak it in vinegar to make it harder girls?

LOL TT...

love ya conkers

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You do? woohoo! I've a pair, here, dig deep inside my pocket and we can have a match! Just promise me if I lose my string in the excitement, you won't stamp on my conker!

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

check that its not royalty it might be related to william the conkerer

how bad is that

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By *he tactile technician OP Man over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

"check that its not royalty it might be related to william the conkerer

how bad is that"

Hmmmmm I know you get Royal Oaks, but Royal horse chestnuts? you're having a grriafe

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