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The strictly no dancing but twirling may be accepted thread part 16
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"Yeah off we go again " And you'll pay dearly for that tomorrow  | |||
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" BOO!!! "Too late she's fecked off to bed  | |||
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"Grabs cosmo and Twirls her round the room " Tw@ts | |||
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" BOO!!!
Too late she's fecked off to bed "The old cogs are turning slowly tonight so it took a while for the penny to drop  | |||
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"'Lo! What's happening? "Howdo, think they've all buggered off to bed | |||
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"Looks at the hoover nozzle" Feck off.. | |||
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"'Lo! What's happening?
Howdo, think they've all buggered off to bed"I think so too Paul! Lightweights | |||
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" BOO!!!
Too late she's fecked off to bed
The old cogs are turning slowly tonight so it took a while for the penny to drop "I get that...look how long it took to think of a reply | |||
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"You turn round for a couple of minutes to cook a cat and everyone disappears again.... "Back now mate and welcome to thread...feck forgot | |||
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"'Lo! What's happening? "I'm fecking worn out....and haven't started the fun yet | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about? "It's about a dancing program, now I'm going to get a slap | |||
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"'Lo! What's happening?
Howdo, think they've all buggered off to bed"That's a fecking luxury atm | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about? "That Doc, is a very good question  | |||
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"'Lo! What's happening?
I'm fecking worn out....and haven't started the fun yet "Tut.... | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about? "I've fecking forgot doc  | |||
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"#20 is approaching quickly! "Oh shit doc...I've just been reminded  | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked "FTFY | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
I've fecking forgot doc "No you haven't! | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about a dancing program, now I'm going to get a slap "Not about a **&&&&& ffs | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY "And me | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
I've fecking forgot doc
No you haven't! " | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me "Cosmos will ftfy  | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
That Doc, is a very good question "I'm very good at asking questions, pretty crap at answering them though!
Er, was there mention of a young lady requiring chastising! | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
That Doc, is a very good question
I'm very good at asking questions, pretty crap at answering them though!
Er, was there mention of a young lady requiring chastising! "Oh yes | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me
Cosmos will ftfy"Shush tell her bugger all...you'll ruin it | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me
Paul Smith will ftfy
Shush tell her bugger all...you'll ruin it "Never said a word | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday "Yep and for once I have something to look forward to | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me
Paul Smith will ftfy
Shush tell her bugger all...you'll ruin it
Never said a word "Sneaky fecker | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to "Lucky fecker! | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me
Paul Smith will ftfy
Shush tell her bugger all...you'll ruin it
Never said a word
Sneaky fecker "Like a ninja | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to "That's lovely...enjoy | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker! "I need a Cheshire cat emoji | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji "Not one with a windmill under its tail though! | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
Not one with a windmill under its tail though! "Definitely not | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji " it's a laughing kitten | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten "Prefar the windmill arse | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse "I love the windmill bottom too! | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too! "Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too!
Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse "Oh dear....bit late now...have you got a mirror and a torch?  | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too!
Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse "Neither have I... thank feck | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too!
Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse
Oh dear....bit late now...have you got a mirror and a torch? "Dare'nt look now | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too!
Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse
Oh dear....bit late now...have you got a mirror and a torch? "I'm tired n thought of a funny
Look down at the highly polished glitter floor, twinkling like the stars on a clear mid summers night, and if you look really carefully... you'll see... uranus  | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too!
Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse
Neither have I... thank feck "I'll check another one out eh | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too!
Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse
Oh dear....bit late now...have you got a mirror and a torch?
Dare'nt look now "No best to leave well alone | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too!
Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse
Oh dear....bit late now...have you got a mirror and a torch?
Dare'nt look now
No best to leave well alone "i got a blow torch | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too!
Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse
Oh dear....bit late now...have you got a mirror and a torch?
Dare'nt look now
No best to leave well alone "That reminds me! I saw a fox running across holderness high road earlier | |||
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"Well daughter is black n blue ankle swollen toes like sausages and as for her knees there Fecken huge and blue" Sounds like she could do with a trip to A&E if you ask me | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too!
Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse
Oh dear....bit late now...have you got a mirror and a torch?
Dare'nt look now
No best to leave well alone
That reminds me! I saw a fox running across holderness high road earlier "get a lottery ticket that's good luck | |||
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"Well daughter is black n blue ankle swollen toes like sausages and as for her knees there Fecken huge and blue Sounds like she could do with a trip to A&E if you ask me "we are tomorrow | |||
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"Well daughter is black n blue ankle swollen toes like sausages and as for her knees there Fecken huge and blue" Ouch, hope she recovers soon.. | |||
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"Well daughter is black n blue ankle swollen toes like sausages and as for her knees there Fecken huge and blue" A + E tomorrow _oddy | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too!
Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse
Oh dear....bit late now...have you got a mirror and a torch?
Dare'nt look now
No best to leave well alone i got a blow torch "Feck off....you've bloody scared the caveman off now | |||
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"Na night all" Night night _amiss | |||
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"So tomorrow night is.....Saturday
Yep and for once I have something to look forward to
Lucky fecker!
I need a Cheshire cat emoji
it's a laughing kitten
Prefar the windmill arse
I love the windmill bottom too!
Feck I've just though......I've never seen my arse
Oh dear....bit late now...have you got a mirror and a torch?
Dare'nt look now
No best to leave well alone
That reminds me! I saw a fox running across holderness high road earlier get a lottery ticket that's good luck"Knowing my luck I'd have my slip in my hand walking to the shop being my flat and get hit by a bus that's managed to squeeze half way down a 4ft wide pathway with 7ft railings at either side, spend the night in hospital and be forced to watch the draw to see my numbers come up, well they would have come up if I'd got to the shop and bought my ticket | |||
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"Na night all" Nanite _amiss *mwah* | |||
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"Well daughter is black n blue ankle swollen toes like sausages and as for her knees there Fecken huge and blue Sounds like she could do with a trip to A&E if you ask me we are tomorrow"Good | |||
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Nanite, see ya morra | |||
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"I'm gonna shut down for the night. Hopefully my head will do the same
Nanite, see ya morra"Same here mate | |||
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It's my fecking day | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me
Cosmos will ftfy
Shush tell her bugger all...you'll ruin it " | |||
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"Well daughter is black n blue ankle swollen toes like sausages and as for her knees there Fecken huge and blue Sounds like she could do with a trip to A&E if you ask me we are tomorrow"All the best. I hope things go well xx | |||
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"Good morning peeps Today is D day...that's got feck all to do with d****** though
It's my fecking day "Oh but I've got my d...... shoes packed | |||
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"ah your awake then look at the fecking mess ere get that coffee machine on 2 sugars please "Just got one...fecking lovely | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me
Cosmos will ftfy
Shush tell her bugger all...you'll ruin it
"Ah you found the fecker ...now it's remembering it  | |||
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"Good morning peeps Today is D day...that's got feck all to do with d****** though
It's my fecking day
Oh but I've got my d...... shoes packed "Better be stilettos | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me
Cosmos will ftfy
Shush tell her bugger all...you'll ruin it
Ah you found the fecker
...now it's remembering it "I'm so chuffed! I will remember | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me
Cosmos will ftfy
Shush tell her bugger all...you'll ruin it
Ah you found the fecker
...now it's remembering it
I'm so chuffed! I will remember " | |||
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"Good morning peeps Today is D day...that's got feck all to do with d****** though
It's my fecking day
Oh but I've got my d...... shoes packed
Better be stilettos "Do you want me to fall over? That's what will happen if I wear those feckers | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me
Cosmos will ftfy
Shush tell her bugger all...you'll ruin it
Ah you found the fecker
...now it's remembering it
I'm so chuffed! I will remember
" yay! I'm learning stuff | |||
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"Good morning peeps Today is D day...that's got feck all to do with d****** though
It's my fecking day
Oh but I've got my d...... shoes packed
Better be stilettos
Do you want me to fall over? That's what will happen if I wear those feckers "Don't fall over if _oddys about ffs   | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me
Cosmos will ftfy
Shush tell her bugger all...you'll ruin it
Ah you found the fecker
...now it's remembering it
I'm so chuffed! I will remember
yay! I'm learning stuff "" 
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"Good morning peeps Today is D day...that's got feck all to do with d****** though
It's my fecking day
Oh but I've got my d...... shoes packed
Better be stilettos
Do you want me to fall over? That's what will happen if I wear those feckers
Don't fall over if _oddys about ffs "I love the angel. But _oddy has the McDonald's manager in her cellar. I might be able to rescue the poor soul | |||
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"Not really sure I want to ask but curiosity has got the better of me...what the hell is this about?
It's about everything except a dancing program, now I'm going to get spanked
FTFY
And me
Cosmos will ftfy
Shush tell her bugger all...you'll ruin it
Ah you found the fecker
...now it's remembering it
I'm so chuffed! I will remember
yay! I'm learning stuff
"You're just being a smart arse now..... | |||
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"Good morning peeps Today is D day...that's got feck all to do with d****** though
It's my fecking day
Oh but I've got my d...... shoes packed
Better be stilettos
Do you want me to fall over? That's what will happen if I wear those feckers
Don't fall over if _oddys about ffs
I love the angel.
But _oddy has the McDonald's manager in her cellar. I might be able to rescue the poor soul "You've no time for that today
Leave the fecker another day | |||
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"Good morning peeps Today is D day...that's got feck all to do with d****** though
It's my fecking day
Oh but I've got my d...... shoes packed
Better be stilettos
Do you want me to fall over? That's what will happen if I wear those feckers
Don't fall over if _oddys about ffs
I love the angel.
But _oddy has the McDonald's manager in her cellar. I might be able to rescue the poor soul
You've no time for that today
Leave the fecker another day "Oh okay. I'm sure he will be fine. | |||
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"Good morning peeps Today is D day...that's got feck all to do with d****** though
It's my fecking day
Oh but I've got my d...... shoes packed
Better be stilettos
Do you want me to fall over? That's what will happen if I wear those feckers
Don't fall over if _oddys about ffs
I love the angel.
But _oddy has the McDonald's manager in her cellar. I might be able to rescue the poor soul
You've no time for that today
Leave the fecker another day
Oh okay. I'm sure he will be fine. "Right I'm need to get off to do some work......fecking visitors. ..who'd have em eh | |||
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"Twirls in... That floor needs vaccummed. Twirls out. " | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend! "Morning _amiss...dashing about like feck today | |||
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"Twirls in... That floor needs vaccummed. Twirls out.
"Feckers always sneaks in when he knows I'm busy...I need a doorman | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Morning _amiss...dashing about like feck today "Morning Mistress..hope you have a lovely weekend | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Morning _amiss...dashing about like feck today
Morning Mistress..hope you have a lovely weekend "Same to you lovely....got to go and iron a tight corset for cosmos | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Morning _amiss...dashing about like feck today
Morning Mistress..hope you have a lovely weekend
Same to you lovely....got to go and iron a tight corset for cosmos "Ok ,sweetie! | |||
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Morning cosmos
Morning _amiss
Morning mistress | |||
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"Morning _oddy
Morning cosmos
Morning _amiss
Morning mistress "Morning paul | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Morning _amiss...dashing about like feck today
Morning Mistress..hope you have a lovely weekend
Same to you lovely....got to go and iron a tight corset for cosmos " | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Morning _amiss...dashing about like feck today
Morning Mistress..hope you have a lovely weekend
Same to you lovely....got to go and iron a tight corset for cosmos "Actually, can you keep the iron out as I can bring my laundry for you while I watch the d...... | |||
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"Morning _oddy
Morning cosmos
Morning _amiss
Morning mistress "Good morning Paul. Xx | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend! "Good morning Samiss, I hope you have a good one. Xx | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Morning _amiss...dashing about like feck today
Morning Mistress..hope you have a lovely weekend
Same to you lovely....got to go and iron a tight corset for cosmos
Actually, can you keep the iron out as I can bring my laundry for you while I watch the d...... "Feck that you've wore my out already with your orders...think your getting the dynamics wrong a little | |||
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"Morning Mr Paul sat at the hospital xx" Morning _oddy...hope she's OK x | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Morning _amiss...dashing about like feck today
Morning Mistress..hope you have a lovely weekend
Same to you lovely....got to go and iron a tight corset for cosmos
Actually, can you keep the iron out as I can bring my laundry for you while I watch the d......
Feck that you've wore my out already with your orders...think your getting the dynamics wrong a little "Sorry Mistress | |||
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"Morning _oddy
Morning cosmos
Morning _amiss
Morning mistress "Morning Paul | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Good morning Samiss, I hope you have a good one. Xx
"Morning Cosmos! Enjoy the d****** tonight | |||
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"Morning Mr Paul sat at the hospital xx" Gosh, hope she is ok. xx | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Morning _amiss...dashing about like feck today
Morning Mistress..hope you have a lovely weekend
Same to you lovely....got to go and iron a tight corset for cosmos
Actually, can you keep the iron out as I can bring my laundry for you while I watch the d......
Feck that you've wore my out already with your orders...think your getting the dynamics wrong a little
Sorry Mistress "I have no doubt you will be | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Good morning Samiss, I hope you have a good one. Xx
Morning Cosmos! Enjoy the d****** tonight "Ain't gunna happen | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Good morning Samiss, I hope you have a good one. Xx
Morning Cosmos! Enjoy the d****** tonight
Ain't gunna happen "Are you sure? | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Good morning Samiss, I hope you have a good one. Xx
Morning Cosmos! Enjoy the d****** tonight
Ain't gunna happen
Are you sure? "Who's the bloody mistress here ffs | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Good morning Samiss, I hope you have a good one. Xx
Morning Cosmos! Enjoy the d****** tonight
Ain't gunna happen
Are you sure?
Who's the bloody mistress here ffs " | |||
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"Morning Mr Paul sat at the hospital xx" Glad you've taken her, hope it's only sprains and bruising xx | |||
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"Hey I might need someone to start 17 as I might bit a little busy to do it...and I think cosmos will be tied up too " | |||
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"Possible #in 1 ankle and could be torn ligaments in other" Let us know when your home and how she is _oddy | |||
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"Had a nice hot bath & chilling to some ub40 "Cheeky joints mate? Oh scrub that...that's wd-40 | |||
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"Morning all, hope everyone is ok and looking forward to the weekend!
Good morning Samiss, I hope you have a good one. Xx
Morning Cosmos! Enjoy the d****** tonight "Thank you | |||
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"Had a nice hot bath & chilling to some ub40
Cheeky joints mate?
Oh scrub that...that's wd-40 " | |||
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I've just been listening to a song I fell in love with many years ago, and I still regularly listen to it, 4 years ago I decided to buy a cheap ukulele from eBay (that's another story) and this was the song I learnt how to play, things happen both good and bad but i havent played it for 3 years.
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Feck me Soxy's not even dead and buried yet...."Did i just put an emoji it wont happen again | |||
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"I want to share something personal with you, my friends
I've just been listening to a song I fell in love with many years ago, and I still regularly listen to it, 4 years ago I decided to buy a cheap ukulele from eBay (that's another story) and this was the song I learnt how to play, things happen both good and bad but i havent played it for 3 years.
https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
"That's a great rendition and a super video Paul. Xx | |||
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"I want to share something personal with you, my friends
I've just been listening to a song I fell in love with many years ago, and I still regularly listen to it, 4 years ago I decided to buy a cheap ukulele from eBay (that's another story) and this was the song I learnt how to play, things happen both good and bad but i havent played it for 3 years.
https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
That's a great rendition and a super video Paul. Xx"It's... enchanting | |||
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"I want to share something personal with you, my friends
I've just been listening to a song I fell in love with many years ago, and I still regularly listen to it, 4 years ago I decided to buy a cheap ukulele from eBay (that's another story) and this was the song I learnt how to play, things happen both good and bad but i havent played it for 3 years.
https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
That's a great rendition and a super video Paul. Xx
It's... enchanting "some enchanted evening you will see a stranger | |||
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"I want to share something personal with you, my friends
I've just been listening to a song I fell in love with many years ago, and I still regularly listen to it, 4 years ago I decided to buy a cheap ukulele from eBay (that's another story) and this was the song I learnt how to play, things happen both good and bad but i havent played it for 3 years.
https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
That's a great rendition and a super video Paul. Xx
It's... enchanting some enchanted evening you will see a stranger"That's what I'm afraid of | |||
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"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Loving the new floor that Paul put in. It’s like Dancing On Ice . Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" was that a Todd carty move you did then | |||
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"was that a Todd carty move you did then" Was that a DOI reference you just made? | |||
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"was that a Todd carty move you did then Was that a DOI reference you just made? "yes it was | |||
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"they wanted misstress on next series till they saw it was bambi on ice " | |||
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Oh, and if you don't hear from me within 24 hours please send help. | |||
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"they wanted misstress on next series till they saw it was bambi on ice "I know the scene. Splayed on all fours? | |||
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"they wanted misstress on next series till they saw it was bambi on ice
I know the scene. Splayed on all fours? "arse in air lmao | |||
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"Good evening you lovely lot. Mistress will be receiving her sparkly bag very soon.
Oh, and if you don't hear from me within 24 hours please send help. "tunnel is ready for you | |||
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"Good evening you lovely lot. Mistress will be receiving her sparkly bag very soon.
Oh, and if you don't hear from me within 24 hours please send help. tunnel is ready for you "He he! Thank you. | |||
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"Just picked up cosmos. What an amazing lady she is. Wow! He he! It's cosmos really. I've stolen Mistress's phone "Glad you've arrived safe | |||
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"Just picked up cosmos. What an amazing lady she is. Wow! He he! It's cosmos really. I've stolen Mistress's phone
Glad you've arrived safe "dont trample mud over the clean carpets | |||
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"Just picked up cosmos. What an amazing lady she is. Wow! He he! It's cosmos really. I've stolen Mistress's phone
Glad you've arrived safe dont trample mud over the clean carpets "Oh I know! I don't want to get into trouble | |||
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"Just picked up cosmos. What an amazing lady she is. Wow! He he! It's cosmos really. I've stolen Mistress's phone
Glad you've arrived safe "Still on the road Paul but we will be there soon. | |||
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"Just picked up cosmos. What an amazing lady she is. Wow! He he! It's cosmos really. I've stolen Mistress's phone "Naughty girl! | |||
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"Just picked up cosmos. What an amazing lady she is. Wow! He he! It's cosmos really. I've stolen Mistress's phone
Glad you've arrived safe
Still on the road Paul but we will be there soon. " | |||
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"Just picked up cosmos. What an amazing lady she is. Wow! He he! It's cosmos really. I've stolen Mistress's phone
Glad you've arrived safe
Still on the road Paul but we will be there soon.
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"Evening miss _oddy
How's the sprogs legs?"hi paul hairline fracture to one ankle torn ligaments in the other been given crutches | |||
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"Evening miss _oddy
How's the sprogs legs?hi paul hairline fracture to one ankle torn ligaments in the other been given crutches "Ouch, bless her!xx | |||
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"Evening miss _oddy
How's the sprogs legs?hi paul hairline fracture to one ankle torn ligaments in the other been given crutches "Oh dear!
I hope they've given her some good painkillers, poor lass | |||
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"I'm being treated to one of Mistress's special coffees "I've got gold blend from heron | |||
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"I'm being treated to one of Mistress's special coffees
I've got gold blend from heron " | |||
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"I'm being treated to one of Mistress's special coffees
I've got gold blend from heron "I've got fecking cosmos | |||
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"I'm being treated to one of Mistress's special coffees
I've got gold blend from heron
I've got fecking cosmos "ive got the cat sat on my head | |||
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"I'm being treated to one of Mistress's special coffees
I've got gold blend from heron
I've got fecking cosmos ive got the cat sat on my head"Can you take care of cosmos's pussy for her? | |||
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"I'm being treated to one of Mistress's special coffees
I've got gold blend from heron
I've got fecking cosmos ive got the cat sat on my head
Can you take care of cosmos's pussy for her? "Haven't you got a big enough tool? | |||
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"Fecking fireworks!!
I've got a judder on "theres some ejit letting them off down here too should be banned | |||
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"Fecking fireworks!!
I've got a judder on theres some ejit letting them off down here too should be banned"They should... my fone keeps jumping out my hands | |||
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"Fecking fireworks!!
I've got a judder on theres some ejit letting them off down here too should be banned
They should... my fone keeps jumping out my hands "Its that misstress put a spell on you | |||
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"Fecking fireworks!!
I've got a judder on theres some ejit letting them off down here too should be banned
They should... my fone keeps jumping out my hands Its that misstress put a spell on you"No, Because you're mine She better stop the things that she do | |||
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"ive heard from a good souce thats shes off to oz in a few weeks "Hide your shoes Dorothy! | |||
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"Got me bag "Colostomy? | |||
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"Got me bag
Colostomy? "Feck off fecker | |||
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"is cosmo safe we need to know" I wouldn't like to hazard a guess m'dear | |||
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"is cosmo safe we need to know" Help me _oddy please. | |||
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