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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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come back from walking the dogs... decided to take a short cut down off the hills..... threw the dogs over a barbed wire fence.....then climbed over ... not as flexible as I used to be....now have very sore testicles.....
OUCH!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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True story a friend told me that a guy went over some metal fencing the one with the three spikes at the top , and he fell looking down he saw his shorts had ripped and he had blood pouring from his groin, on inspection his ball bag was ripped open and to top it off the testicle was still hanging from the spike Ouch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some threads should carry a public health warning ... I'm sat here fookin wincin in sympathy with Stu and the guy who left one of his nads on a fence.
Some things just aren't funny - but this isn't one of them. hehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I actually remembered this without auto-cue, which kinda suggests things about me I’d rather weren’t true … but hey-hoe… baby I was born this way!!!!,,,
When I was young I had no sense. I caught my balls on a barbed wire fence.
When I got home I got a shock when I found only one ball left under my cock.
So back to the fence I did go,,, to find my other ball, you’ll be glad to know….
I took it to the doctor, who shook her head,,, and gave me tablets and said there-there-there…. You’ll be fine dear!!!!
OMG … we were easily amused back than!!!!!
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