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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I wore a white top today. I twice dropped food on myself

What things do you do despite knowing you're tempting fate for something to go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wore a white top today. I twice dropped food on myself

What things do you do despite knowing you're tempting fate for something to go wrong? "

I never do well with white. Im the same ;-(

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cleaning my motorbike for hours, only to go out and half an hour into a ride it pisses down with rain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

White shirts are a stain magnet... fact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I decided to give the dog a radical hair cut... Very very bad idea as the clippers gave up and I now have a half clipped poodle...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Putting up a meet today when everyone is washing their hair.

Well they must have been...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Subconsciously, I always decide to cook food with red sauces or gravies when I choose white shirts. Which then proceed to end up dying them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Subconsciously, I always decide to cook food with red sauces or gravies when I choose white shirts. Which then proceed to end up dying them "

First time i dropped ketchup, second was tomato pasta sauce

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Subconsciously, I always decide to cook food with red sauces or gravies when I choose white shirts. Which then proceed to end up dying them

First time i dropped ketchup, second was tomato pasta sauce "

you need to avoid red food - or take your top off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wear a lot of black and have a white very hairy cat. I keep one of those pet hair roller things in the car nowadays otherwise I get to work looking like a yeti

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I decided to give the dog a radical hair cut... Very very bad idea as the clippers gave up and I now have a half clipped poodle... "

Just imagine how the poodle feels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Subconsciously, I always decide to cook food with red sauces or gravies when I choose white shirts. Which then proceed to end up dying them

First time i dropped ketchup, second was tomato pasta sauce

you need to avoid red food - or take your top off "

I've given up wearing white. Always have to sit in just a bra to eat

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"I wore a white top today. I twice dropped food on myself

What things do you do despite knowing you're tempting fate for something to go wrong? "

Years ago when I wore a tie most days for work it was stopping at a roadside cafe for a bacon, egg and mushroom bap

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"I decided to give the dog a radical hair cut... Very very bad idea as the clippers gave up and I now have a half clipped poodle... "

Good job it's a poodle as they're half clipped anyway and look funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wear black when you have a white dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I decided to give the dog a radical hair cut... Very very bad idea as the clippers gave up and I now have a half clipped poodle... "

Thought that's what you're supposed to do with poodles.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I decided to give the dog a radical hair cut... Very very bad idea as the clippers gave up and I now have a half clipped poodle...

Thought that's what you're supposed to do with poodles. "

Hmmmm it's a big poodle with an unfinished mohican at the moment..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Straightening my hair will almost always make it rain. Even on a sunny day.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Embrace the nudity, saves a lot of laundry, I rarely wear clothes at home.

I am v good however at forgetting brolly on days that end up in a downpour and getting soaked through and freezing

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