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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open.

What’s everyone fancy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cuppa please too early yet

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By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open.

What’s everyone fancy? "

Pint of IPA for The Mr and a Fruit cider for the Mrs please.

Do you want anything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cuppa please too early yet

oh it’s never too early! However here you go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open.

What’s everyone fancy?

Pint of IPA for The Mr and a Fruit cider for the Mrs please.

Do you want anything?"

Here’s yours and I’ll join the mrs with a cider thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuppa please too early yet

oh it’s never too early! However here you go!

Right kind pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pumpkin Spiced Ale please MsB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A large white wine please. And whatever you're having x

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open.

What’s everyone fancy? "

After the week I’ve had keep em coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cuppa please too early yet

oh it’s never too early! However here you go!

Right kind pass

lass doh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pumpkin Spiced Ale please MsB

Coming right up PB

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By *andm_69Couple over a year ago

Stevenage

"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open.

What’s everyone fancy?

After the week I’ve had keep em coming "

Tequila it is then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A large white wine please. And whatever you're having x "

Coming up and thanks, I’ll save mine for later, I’ve already got one and we know how squiffy I get easily!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ooh, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open.

What’s everyone fancy?

After the week I’ve had keep em coming

Tequila it is then

Tequila all round

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Aye coming right up

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By *4gnumprMan over a year ago

telford

ive just had a lovely pint of shropshire gold

proper ale

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really fancy getting jolly squiffy . Sadly it's pink milk please as work at stupid o'clock tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really fancy getting jolly squiffy . Sadly it's pink milk please as work at stupid o'clock tomorrow

Oh no, that work thingy is rubbish, I’m glad I don’t have to do it often!

Your drink is coming right up though

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By *inglehotchickWoman over a year ago

blackpool

I would love a cocktail. Don't mind which as long as it's served in a large jug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll go a cocktail please, of your choice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I allowed a whiskey straight no ice followed by another .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A large white wine please. And whatever you're having x

Coming up and thanks, I’ll save mine for later, I’ve already got one and we know how squiffy I get easily!

Yes, x

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By *lfacatMan over a year ago

Kendal

May I have a offee with a shot of dark rum please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bottle of merlot please

What a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would love a cocktail. Don't mind which as long as it's served in a large jug

xx"

Purple rain and I’m joining you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll go a cocktail please, of your choice

Strawberry daquiri

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am I allowed a whiskey straight no ice followed by another ....."

Aye why not it’s friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May I have a offee with a shot of dark rum please?

Of course

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Still mineral water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bottle of merlot please

What a week

Oh dear

have a bottle, need any company?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still mineral water."

Sure thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll go a cocktail please, of your choice

Strawberry daquiri

Fave!! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll go a cocktail please, of your choice

Strawberry daquiri

Fave!! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A large white wine please. And whatever you're having x

Coming up and thanks, I’ll save mine for later, I’ve already got one and we know how squiffy I get easily!

Yes, x

Hehe squiffy but funny

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By *lfacatMan over a year ago

Kendal

"May I have a offee with a shot of dark rum please?

Of course "

Why thank you (and that was coffee obviously??)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please can I anything that will lift my spirits... I can't drink wine though.. Apart from the fizzy stuff and that's not doing it for me.. Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bottle of merlot please

What a week

Oh dear

have a bottle, need any company?

Yeah, let's have a party

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please can I anything that will lift my spirits... I can't drink wine though.. Apart from the fizzy stuff and that's not doing it for me.. Thank you x"

Come join the ladies for cocktails or shots of tequila

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By *aeBabeWoman over a year ago

London

G & T please with cucumber not lime

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bottle of merlot please

What a week

Oh dear

have a bottle, need any company?

Yeah, let's have a party

Yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"G & T please with cucumber not lime

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

J d and please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"J d and please x"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a beer for me please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please can I anything that will lift my spirits... I can't drink wine though.. Apart from the fizzy stuff and that's not doing it for me.. Thank you x

Come join the ladies for cocktails or shots of tequila

Ohhhh cocktails and some decent company... Thank you ladies x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a beer for me please."

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please can I anything that will lift my spirits... I can't drink wine though.. Apart from the fizzy stuff and that's not doing it for me.. Thank you x

Come join the ladies for cocktails or shots of tequila

Ohhhh cocktails and some decent company... Thank you ladies x"

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Just a club soda please, have a right nagging headache today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sweet ròse as normal please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just a club soda please, have a right nagging headache today "

Okay no worries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Large Oban please, no ice, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sweet ròse as normal please

You got sensible shoes on lovely?! Watch the flower pots!

here’s your drink

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

A chilly bottle of Smirnoff ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Large Oban please, no ice, thank you.

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black coffee for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A chilly bottle of Smirnoff ice

Oh I haven’t had a Smirnoff ice in ages, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Black coffee for me

Hold on while kettle boils

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ooh, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Aye coming right up

That went down nicely thanks

*pulls up a barstool and asks for a refill and whatever it is you keep on the bottom shelf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alright, I’ll have a margarita please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Aye coming right up

That went down nicely thanks

*pulls up a barstool and asks for a refill and whatever it is you keep on the bottom shelf

Nothing is on the bottom shelf, have another pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright, I’ll have a margarita please

Coming right up

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll have a small vodka please and a bag of pork scratchings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right Ms SB. As it’s a Friday Ms Myth and I would like a bottle of fruity red. Also keep a second at a preferred 17 degrees just incase. Mr L xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ooh, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady

Aye coming right up

That went down nicely thanks

*pulls up a barstool and asks for a refill and whatever it is you keep on the bottom shelf

Nothing is on the bottom shelf, have another pint "

Can you give me a hand shandy then please

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alright, I’ll have a margarita please

Coming right up

I didn't know you did pizzas as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open.

What’s everyone fancy? "

Just opened a cheeky bottle of red. Friday Night Is Wine Night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Do you do cocktails?

would anybody like to join me for a multiple screaming orgasm against the wall?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. "

Sorry, totally judged you. I bet it’s a lager shandy too isn’t it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a small vodka please and a bag of pork scratchings.

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right Ms SB. As it’s a Friday Ms Myth and I would like a bottle of fruity red. Also keep a second at a preferred 17 degrees just incase. Mr L xx"

Oh really, can I join you both please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open.

What’s everyone fancy?

Just opened a cheeky bottle of red. Friday Night Is Wine Night. "

Apparently so

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty.

Sorry, totally judged you. I bet it’s a lager shandy too isn’t it.

. its from a bottle not a can. Does that make it better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you do cocktails?

would anybody like to join me for a multiple screaming orgasm against the wall?"

Oh course I do cocktails, the drinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a pint of bitter with a gin and tonic and Bailey's irish cream chaser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of bitter with a gin and tonic and Bailey's irish cream chaser. "

Oh really? Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right Ms SB. As it’s a Friday Ms Myth and I would like a bottle of fruity red. Also keep a second at a preferred 17 degrees just incase. Mr L xx

Oh really, can I join you both please

Oh heck yes. HHx (aka Ms Myth)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right Ms SB. As it’s a Friday Ms Myth and I would like a bottle of fruity red. Also keep a second at a preferred 17 degrees just incase. Mr L xx

Oh really, can I join you both please

Oh heck yes. HHx (aka Ms Myth)

Hehe like you had to sign off with both names

coming right over

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'll have a pint of vodka please it's turned into one of those days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty.

Coming right up

Is that a promise?

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

I could drink and piña colada

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By *revaunanceCouple over a year ago

Exeter

Pint of Carling and a double whisky and please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of vodka please it's turned into one of those days "

A pint of vodka? That’s one hell of a day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty.

Coming right up

Is that a promise?

Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could drink and piña colada"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty.

Coming right up

Is that a promise?

Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you

Bottle of Rose..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 bottles of bud n double grey goose n lemanade

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'll have a pint of vodka please it's turned into one of those days

A pint of vodka? That’s one hell of a day!

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of Carling and a double whisky and please."

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty.

Coming right up

Is that a promise?

Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you

Bottle of Rose..

Here’s your bottle, 2 glasses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2 bottles of bud n double grey goose n lemanade

That’s a little greedy for one person or is it to save your legs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll have a pint of vodka please it's turned into one of those days

A pint of vodka? That’s one hell of a day!

Yep "

In that case coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty.

Coming right up

Is that a promise?

Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you

I thought that was my line.

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Cheers..... To your good health....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty.

Coming right up

Is that a promise?

Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you

Bottle of Rose..

Here’s your bottle, 2 glasses? "

No glasses, just leave the bottle x

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Fanta twist and captain Morgan please barmaid x

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple over a year ago

Tredegar

Pint a larger and a squeeze of those tits please bartender!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty.

Coming right up

Is that a promise?

Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you

I thought that was my line."

Never your line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Amaretto sour please sexy lady, with a cherry on top if you please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fanta twist and captain Morgan please barmaid x"

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint a larger and a squeeze of those tits please bartender! "

Drink coming up, but no squeezing thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Amaretto sour please sexy lady, with a cherry on top if you please

Oh of course, here you go

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Do you have any nipples

Errrr sorry, I meant nibbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you have any nipples

Errrr sorry, I meant nibbles

Nope I don’t have nibbles, it seems my outfit is distracting though, hold on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any thing that will get me pissed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any thing that will get me pissed"

Hehe have a bottle of tequila

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any thing that will get me pissed

Hehe have a bottle of tequila "

That'll do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

just a pint will do me - easily please

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Did anyone else read this thread title and think it said...

Bra's open? Wishful thinking I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"just a pint will do me - easily please

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did anyone else read this thread title and think it said...

Bra's open? Wishful thinking I guess

Very wishful. Now what can I get you to drink

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Any thing that will get me pissed"

Oi, you short arsed, lily-livered, wank stain of a person......

Ah sorry, I thought you said pissed off

Have a pint on me pp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Amaretto sour please sexy lady, with a cherry on top if you please

Oh of course, here you go

Just right, syrupy sour

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Is it a free bra

‘Cause love a white burgundy over nipples, and you cannot let white burgundy go to waste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right Ms SB. As it’s a Friday Ms Myth and I would like a bottle of fruity red. Also keep a second at a preferred 17 degrees just incase. Mr L xx

Oh really, can I join you both please

Oh heck yes. HHx (aka Ms Myth)

Hehe like you had to sign off with both names

coming right over

Get there quick. She’s pulled out the big glasses and the straws.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i have a gin and slimline please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a free bra

‘Cause love a white burgundy over nipples, and you cannot let white burgundy go to waste "

It’s a free BAR! Not bra, I’m not letting these free in here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right Ms SB. As it’s a Friday Ms Myth and I would like a bottle of fruity red. Also keep a second at a preferred 17 degrees just incase. Mr L xx

Oh really, can I join you both please

Oh heck yes. HHx (aka Ms Myth)

Hehe like you had to sign off with both names

coming right over

Get there quick. She’s pulled out the big glasses and the straws. "

Only for you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can i have a gin and slimline please

Coming right up

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple over a year ago

Tredegar

Same agian please! And can I have a feel of those tits this time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Same agian please! And can I have a feel of those tits this time? "

Drink coming up but I stand by the no groping rule

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple over a year ago

Tredegar

"Same agian please! And can I have a feel of those tits this time?

Drink coming up but I stand by the no groping rule

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I’ll buy you a cocktail of your choice? Fuck it, in fact the drinks are on me!

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Oh and one for my friend, lady.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Did anyone else read this thread title and think it said...

Bra's open? Wishful thinking I guess

Very wishful. Now what can I get you to drink

Cuppa tea please. Oh hang on it's 8.30pm!

Shiraz please, ideally Australian. A 2002 would earn you mega brownie points

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Same agian please! And can I have a feel of those tits this time?

Drink coming up but I stand by the no groping rule

Can I have another pint please? I promise to just oggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and one for my friend, lady."

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did anyone else read this thread title and think it said...

Bra's open? Wishful thinking I guess

Very wishful. Now what can I get you to drink

Cuppa tea please. Oh hang on it's 8.30pm!

Shiraz please, ideally Australian. A 2002 would earn you mega brownie points

Of course I have that, here’s a large glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Same agian please! And can I have a feel of those tits this time?

Drink coming up but I stand by the no groping rule

Can I have another pint please? I promise to just oggle

Coming up

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Oh and one for my friend, lady.

Coming right up "

Thank you.

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Oh and one for my friend, lady.

Coming right up

Thank you."

What’s she drink again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could I have a ruhbarb snaps please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and one for my friend, lady.

Coming right up

Thank you.

What’s she drink again?"

Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I have a ruhbarb snaps please

Coming up

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Oh and one for my friend, lady.

Coming right up

Thank you.

What’s she drink again?

Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner

Sorry, she might join us later...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cava... in he mood for lots of cava

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and one for my friend, lady.

Coming right up

Thank you.

What’s she drink again?

Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner

Sorry, she might join us later..."

Ahh okay the bar is pretty full though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cava... in he mood for lots of cava "

Have a bottle, come back when it’s empty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cava... in he mood for lots of cava "

Me too!

I just got in and have just opened a bottle

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fanta twist and captain Morgan please barmaid x

Coming up

Thanking you x

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Oh and one for my friend, lady.

Coming right up

Thank you.

What’s she drink again?

Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner

Sorry, she might join us later...

Ahh okay the bar is pretty full though "

There is always a fun space to squeeze one in Lady.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could I please have a disaronno and thank you very much

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oh and one for my friend, lady.

Coming right up

Thank you.

What’s she drink again?

Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner

Sorry, she might join us later...

Ahh okay the bar is pretty full though "

Tell me about it, I've just spilled some of my pint on honey rose's top. Can we have a wet T-shirt contest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I please have a disaronno and thank you very much

"
yep you can but I’m closing soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and one for my friend, lady.

Coming right up

Thank you.

What’s she drink again?

Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner

Sorry, she might join us later...

Ahh okay the bar is pretty full though

Tell me about it, I've just spilled some of my pint on honey rose's top. Can we have a wet T-shirt contest

It’s not that kind of bar!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oh and one for my friend, lady.

Coming right up

Thank you.

What’s she drink again?

Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner

Sorry, she might join us later...

Ahh okay the bar is pretty full though

Tell me about it, I've just spilled some of my pint on honey rose's top. Can we have a wet T-shirt contest

It’s not that kind of bar!

Ah bugger, wanders off down to the Working Men's Social Club for a game of dominoes and a pint of mild.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could I please have a disaronno and thank you very much

yep you can but I’m closing soon

Ooh best make it a double then! And one for yourself

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

A zesty fresh orange and soda with a side of boobie hug for me please

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Cuba libre don't forget the lime please

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Reminiscing, so can we both have a bottle of Canei to share, gasping!

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honey JD on ice please

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"Reminiscing, so can we both have a bottle of Canei to share, gasping!

Thanks

That's a new one on me what is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could I please have a disaronno and thank you very much

yep you can but I’m closing soon

Ooh best make it a double then! And one for yourself

Thankyou of course it’s a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A zesty fresh orange and soda with a side of boobie hug for me please

Coming right up, oh boobie hugs are always welcome with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Cuba libre don't forget the lime please "

Coming right up

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

A Mohjito for Jayne, and I'll have a pernod and orange juice please.... don't pull that face...trust me, its lush!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Reminiscing, so can we both have a bottle of Canei to share, gasping!

Thanks

Sharing between 3?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Honey JD on ice please

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cava... in he mood for lots of cava

Have a bottle, come back when it’s empty

Done... next one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cava... in he mood for lots of cava

Have a bottle, come back when it’s empty

Done... next one please "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cava... in he mood for lots of cava

Have a bottle, come back when it’s empty

Done... next one please

Coming right up

When are you gonna join me for a glass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could I have a ruhbarb snaps please

Coming up "

That schnapps (I hope it’s spelt right this time....haha) has gone straight to my head.

Could you carry me to bed or put me on your couch

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By *heekytradesman46Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pint please

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’m off to bed,bars closed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m off to bed,bars closed "

Na night, Sexy.

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I’m off to bed,bars closed "

No lock in for the reprobates?

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Back to mine? I have wine

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Back to mine? I have wine

Late night nibbles too and I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open.

What’s everyone fancy? "

Monkey 47 gin and tonic please. Just 2 lumps of ice.

I'll follow that with a tequila mojito if you don't mind.

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open.

What’s everyone fancy?

Monkey 47 gin and tonic please. Just 2 lumps of ice.

I'll follow that with a tequila mojito if you don't mind.

Thanks."

You're in for a long wait.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open.

What’s everyone fancy?

Monkey 47 gin and tonic please. Just 2 lumps of ice.

I'll follow that with a tequila mojito if you don't mind.

Thanks.

You're in for a long wait."

That's ok, I brought my own while I wait for the hostess with the mostess to serve me lol...

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