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"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open. What’s everyone fancy? " Pint of IPA for The Mr and a Fruit cider for the Mrs please. Do you want anything? | |||
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"Cuppa please too early yet " oh it’s never too early! However here you go! | |||
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"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open. What’s everyone fancy? Pint of IPA for The Mr and a Fruit cider for the Mrs please. Do you want anything?" Here’s yours and I’ll join the mrs with a cider thanks | |||
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"Cuppa please too early yet oh it’s never too early! However here you go! " Right kind pass | |||
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"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open. What’s everyone fancy? " After the week I’ve had keep em coming | |||
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"Cuppa please too early yet oh it’s never too early! However here you go! Right kind pass " lass doh! | |||
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"Pumpkin Spiced Ale please MsB " Coming right up PB | |||
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"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open. What’s everyone fancy? After the week I’ve had keep em coming " Tequila it is then | |||
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"A large white wine please. And whatever you're having x " Coming up and thanks, I’ll save mine for later, I’ve already got one and we know how squiffy I get easily! | |||
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"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open. What’s everyone fancy? After the week I’ve had keep em coming Tequila it is then " Tequila all round | |||
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"Ooh, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady " Aye coming right up | |||
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"I really fancy getting jolly squiffy . Sadly it's pink milk please as work at stupid o'clock tomorrow " Oh no, that work thingy is rubbish, I’m glad I don’t have to do it often! Your drink is coming right up though | |||
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"A large white wine please. And whatever you're having x Coming up and thanks, I’ll save mine for later, I’ve already got one and we know how squiffy I get easily! " Yes, x | |||
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"I would love a cocktail. Don't mind which as long as it's served in a large jug xx" Purple rain and I’m joining you | |||
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"I'll go a cocktail please, of your choice " Strawberry daquiri | |||
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"Am I allowed a whiskey straight no ice followed by another ....." Aye why not it’s friday | |||
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"May I have a offee with a shot of dark rum please? X" Of course | |||
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"Bottle of merlot please What a week " Oh dear have a bottle, need any company? | |||
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"Still mineral water." Sure thing | |||
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"I'll go a cocktail please, of your choice Strawberry daquiri " Fave!! Thank you | |||
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"I'll go a cocktail please, of your choice Strawberry daquiri Fave!! Thank you " | |||
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"A large white wine please. And whatever you're having x Coming up and thanks, I’ll save mine for later, I’ve already got one and we know how squiffy I get easily! Yes, x " Hehe squiffy but funny | |||
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"May I have a offee with a shot of dark rum please? X Of course " Why thank you (and that was coffee obviously??) X | |||
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"Bottle of merlot please What a week Oh dear have a bottle, need any company? " Yeah, let's have a party | |||
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"Please can I anything that will lift my spirits... I can't drink wine though.. Apart from the fizzy stuff and that's not doing it for me.. Thank you x" Come join the ladies for cocktails or shots of tequila | |||
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"Bottle of merlot please What a week Oh dear have a bottle, need any company? Yeah, let's have a party " Yay | |||
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"G & T please with cucumber not lime " Coming right up | |||
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"J d and please x" Coming right up | |||
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"Please can I anything that will lift my spirits... I can't drink wine though.. Apart from the fizzy stuff and that's not doing it for me.. Thank you x Come join the ladies for cocktails or shots of tequila " Ohhhh cocktails and some decent company... Thank you ladies x | |||
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"Just a beer for me please." Here you go | |||
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"Please can I anything that will lift my spirits... I can't drink wine though.. Apart from the fizzy stuff and that's not doing it for me.. Thank you x Come join the ladies for cocktails or shots of tequila Ohhhh cocktails and some decent company... Thank you ladies x" | |||
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"Just a club soda please, have a right nagging headache today " Okay no worries | |||
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"Sweet ròse as normal please " You got sensible shoes on lovely?! Watch the flower pots! here’s your drink | |||
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"Large Oban please, no ice, thank you. " Coming right up | |||
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"A chilly bottle of Smirnoff ice " Oh I haven’t had a Smirnoff ice in ages, here you go | |||
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"Black coffee for me " Hold on while kettle boils | |||
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"Ooh, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady Aye coming right up " That went down nicely thanks *pulls up a barstool and asks for a refill and whatever it is you keep on the bottom shelf | |||
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"Ooh, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady Aye coming right up That went down nicely thanks *pulls up a barstool and asks for a refill and whatever it is you keep on the bottom shelf " Nothing is on the bottom shelf, have another pint | |||
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"Alright, I’ll have a margarita please " Coming right up | |||
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"Ooh, I'll have a pint of the usual please landlady Aye coming right up That went down nicely thanks *pulls up a barstool and asks for a refill and whatever it is you keep on the bottom shelf Nothing is on the bottom shelf, have another pint " Can you give me a hand shandy then please | |||
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"Alright, I’ll have a margarita please Coming right up " I didn't know you did pizzas as well | |||
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"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open. What’s everyone fancy? " Just opened a cheeky bottle of red. Friday Night Is Wine Night. | |||
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"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. " Sorry, totally judged you. I bet it’s a lager shandy too isn’t it. | |||
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"I'll have a small vodka please and a bag of pork scratchings. " Coming right up | |||
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"Right Ms SB. As it’s a Friday Ms Myth and I would like a bottle of fruity red. Also keep a second at a preferred 17 degrees just incase. Mr L xx" Oh really, can I join you both please | |||
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"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open. What’s everyone fancy? Just opened a cheeky bottle of red. Friday Night Is Wine Night. " Apparently so | |||
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"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. " Coming right up | |||
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"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. Sorry, totally judged you. I bet it’s a lager shandy too isn’t it. " . its from a bottle not a can. Does that make it better? | |||
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"Do you do cocktails? would anybody like to join me for a multiple screaming orgasm against the wall?" Oh course I do cocktails, the drinks | |||
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"I'll have a pint of bitter with a gin and tonic and Bailey's irish cream chaser. " Oh really? Coming right up | |||
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"Right Ms SB. As it’s a Friday Ms Myth and I would like a bottle of fruity red. Also keep a second at a preferred 17 degrees just incase. Mr L xx Oh really, can I join you both please " Oh heck yes. HHx (aka Ms Myth) | |||
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"Right Ms SB. As it’s a Friday Ms Myth and I would like a bottle of fruity red. Also keep a second at a preferred 17 degrees just incase. Mr L xx Oh really, can I join you both please Oh heck yes. HHx (aka Ms Myth) " Hehe like you had to sign off with both names coming right over | |||
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"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. Coming right up " Is that a promise? | |||
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"I'll have a pint of vodka please it's turned into one of those days " A pint of vodka? That’s one hell of a day! | |||
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"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. Coming right up Is that a promise? " Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you | |||
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"I could drink and piña colada" Coming right up | |||
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"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. Coming right up Is that a promise? Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you " Bottle of Rose.. | |||
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"I'll have a pint of vodka please it's turned into one of those days A pint of vodka? That’s one hell of a day! " Yep | |||
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"Pint of Carling and a double whisky and please." Coming right up | |||
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"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. Coming right up Is that a promise? Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you Bottle of Rose.. " Here’s your bottle, 2 glasses? | |||
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"2 bottles of bud n double grey goose n lemanade " That’s a little greedy for one person or is it to save your legs? | |||
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"I'll have a pint of vodka please it's turned into one of those days A pint of vodka? That’s one hell of a day! Yep " In that case coming right up | |||
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"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. Coming right up Is that a promise? Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you " I thought that was my line. | |||
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"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. Coming right up Is that a promise? Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you Bottle of Rose.. Here’s your bottle, 2 glasses? " No glasses, just leave the bottle x | |||
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"Shandy. Don't judge me, I'm thirsty. Coming right up Is that a promise? Hey everyone else has been served, you understand it’s not a real bar though don’t you I thought that was my line." Never your line | |||
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"Fanta twist and captain Morgan please barmaid x" Coming up | |||
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"Pint a larger and a squeeze of those tits please bartender! " Drink coming up, but no squeezing thanks | |||
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"Amaretto sour please sexy lady, with a cherry on top if you please " Oh of course, here you go | |||
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"Do you have any nipples Errrr sorry, I meant nibbles " Nope I don’t have nibbles, it seems my outfit is distracting though, hold on | |||
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"Any thing that will get me pissed" Hehe have a bottle of tequila | |||
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"Any thing that will get me pissed Hehe have a bottle of tequila " That'll do | |||
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"just a pint will do me - easily please " Coming up | |||
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"Did anyone else read this thread title and think it said... Bra's open? Wishful thinking I guess " Very wishful. Now what can I get you to drink | |||
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"Any thing that will get me pissed" Oi, you short arsed, lily-livered, wank stain of a person...... Ah sorry, I thought you said pissed off Have a pint on me pp | |||
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"Amaretto sour please sexy lady, with a cherry on top if you please Oh of course, here you go " Just right, syrupy sour | |||
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"Right Ms SB. As it’s a Friday Ms Myth and I would like a bottle of fruity red. Also keep a second at a preferred 17 degrees just incase. Mr L xx Oh really, can I join you both please Oh heck yes. HHx (aka Ms Myth) Hehe like you had to sign off with both names coming right over " Get there quick. She’s pulled out the big glasses and the straws. | |||
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"Is it a free bra ‘Cause love a white burgundy over nipples, and you cannot let white burgundy go to waste " It’s a free BAR! Not bra, I’m not letting these free in here! | |||
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"Right Ms SB. As it’s a Friday Ms Myth and I would like a bottle of fruity red. Also keep a second at a preferred 17 degrees just incase. Mr L xx Oh really, can I join you both please Oh heck yes. HHx (aka Ms Myth) Hehe like you had to sign off with both names coming right over Get there quick. She’s pulled out the big glasses and the straws. " Only for you two | |||
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"Can i have a gin and slimline please " Coming right up | |||
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"Same agian please! And can I have a feel of those tits this time? " Drink coming up but I stand by the no groping rule | |||
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"Same agian please! And can I have a feel of those tits this time? Drink coming up but I stand by the no groping rule " I’ll buy you a cocktail of your choice? Fuck it, in fact the drinks are on me! | |||
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"Did anyone else read this thread title and think it said... Bra's open? Wishful thinking I guess Very wishful. Now what can I get you to drink " Cuppa tea please. Oh hang on it's 8.30pm! Shiraz please, ideally Australian. A 2002 would earn you mega brownie points | |||
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"Same agian please! And can I have a feel of those tits this time? Drink coming up but I stand by the no groping rule " Can I have another pint please? I promise to just oggle | |||
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"Oh and one for my friend, lady." Coming right up | |||
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"Did anyone else read this thread title and think it said... Bra's open? Wishful thinking I guess Very wishful. Now what can I get you to drink Cuppa tea please. Oh hang on it's 8.30pm! Shiraz please, ideally Australian. A 2002 would earn you mega brownie points " Of course I have that, here’s a large glass | |||
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"Same agian please! And can I have a feel of those tits this time? Drink coming up but I stand by the no groping rule Can I have another pint please? I promise to just oggle " Coming up | |||
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"Oh and one for my friend, lady. Coming right up " Thank you. | |||
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"Oh and one for my friend, lady. Coming right up Thank you." What’s she drink again? | |||
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"Oh and one for my friend, lady. Coming right up Thank you. What’s she drink again?" Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner | |||
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"Could I have a ruhbarb snaps please" Coming up | |||
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"Oh and one for my friend, lady. Coming right up Thank you. What’s she drink again? Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner " Sorry, she might join us later... | |||
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"Oh and one for my friend, lady. Coming right up Thank you. What’s she drink again? Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner Sorry, she might join us later..." Ahh okay the bar is pretty full though | |||
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"Cava... in he mood for lots of cava " Have a bottle, come back when it’s empty | |||
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"Cava... in he mood for lots of cava " Me too! I just got in and have just opened a bottle | |||
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"Fanta twist and captain Morgan please barmaid x Coming up " Thanking you x | |||
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"Oh and one for my friend, lady. Coming right up Thank you. What’s she drink again? Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner Sorry, she might join us later... Ahh okay the bar is pretty full though " There is always a fun space to squeeze one in Lady. | |||
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"Oh and one for my friend, lady. Coming right up Thank you. What’s she drink again? Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner Sorry, she might join us later... Ahh okay the bar is pretty full though " Tell me about it, I've just spilled some of my pint on honey rose's top. Can we have a wet T-shirt contest | |||
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"Could I please have a disaronno and thank you very much " yep you can but I’m closing soon | |||
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"Oh and one for my friend, lady. Coming right up Thank you. What’s she drink again? Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner Sorry, she might join us later... Ahh okay the bar is pretty full though Tell me about it, I've just spilled some of my pint on honey rose's top. Can we have a wet T-shirt contest " It’s not that kind of bar! | |||
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"Oh and one for my friend, lady. Coming right up Thank you. What’s she drink again? Who? I thought you were speaking of your partner Sorry, she might join us later... Ahh okay the bar is pretty full though Tell me about it, I've just spilled some of my pint on honey rose's top. Can we have a wet T-shirt contest It’s not that kind of bar! " Ah bugger, wanders off down to the Working Men's Social Club for a game of dominoes and a pint of mild....... | |||
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"Could I please have a disaronno and thank you very much yep you can but I’m closing soon " Ooh best make it a double then! And one for yourself | |||
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"Reminiscing, so can we both have a bottle of Canei to share, gasping! Thanks " That's a new one on me what is it? | |||
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"Could I please have a disaronno and thank you very much yep you can but I’m closing soon Ooh best make it a double then! And one for yourself " Thankyou of course it’s a double | |||
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"A zesty fresh orange and soda with a side of boobie hug for me please " Coming right up, oh boobie hugs are always welcome with you | |||
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" Cuba libre don't forget the lime please " Coming right up | |||
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"Reminiscing, so can we both have a bottle of Canei to share, gasping! Thanks " Sharing between 3? | |||
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"Honey JD on ice please " Coming right up | |||
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"Cava... in he mood for lots of cava Have a bottle, come back when it’s empty " Done... next one please | |||
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"Cava... in he mood for lots of cava Have a bottle, come back when it’s empty Done... next one please " Coming right up | |||
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"Cava... in he mood for lots of cava Have a bottle, come back when it’s empty Done... next one please Coming right up " When are you gonna join me for a glass | |||
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"Could I have a ruhbarb snaps please Coming up " That schnapps (I hope it’s spelt right this time....haha) has gone straight to my head. Could you carry me to bed or put me on your couch | |||
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"I’m off to bed,bars closed " Na night, Sexy. | |||
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"I’m off to bed,bars closed " No lock in for the reprobates? | |||
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"Back to mine? I have wine " Late night nibbles too and I'm in! | |||
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"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open. What’s everyone fancy? " Monkey 47 gin and tonic please. Just 2 lumps of ice. I'll follow that with a tequila mojito if you don't mind. Thanks. | |||
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"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open. What’s everyone fancy? Monkey 47 gin and tonic please. Just 2 lumps of ice. I'll follow that with a tequila mojito if you don't mind. Thanks." You're in for a long wait. | |||
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"Right folks, it’s after 5, the bar is open. What’s everyone fancy? Monkey 47 gin and tonic please. Just 2 lumps of ice. I'll follow that with a tequila mojito if you don't mind. Thanks. You're in for a long wait." That's ok, I brought my own while I wait for the hostess with the mostess to serve me lol... | |||
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