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The Strictly No Dancing and No Twirling Thread Part 15
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
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Tut......spoilsport....can we mention spin turns, or double reverse turns.....? "What are these things you speak of? Are they washing machine programs? | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Tut......spoilsport....can we mention spin turns, or double reverse turns.....?
What are these things you speak of?
Are they washing machine programs? "Nope...and when I teach you to d**** after #20... you will know exactly what they are...hope you're not susceptible to dizziness! | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Tut......spoilsport....can we mention spin turns, or double reverse turns.....?
What are these things you speak of?
Are they washing machine programs?
Nope...and when I teach you to d**** after #20... you will know exactly what they are...hope you're not susceptible to dizziness! "Oh I suffer with a condition called Meniere's disease ...Google it  | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Tut......spoilsport....can we mention spin turns, or double reverse turns.....?
What are these things you speak of?
Are they washing machine programs?
Nope...and when I teach you to d**** after #20... you will know exactly what they are...hope you're not susceptible to dizziness!
Oh I suffer with a condition called Meniere's disease ...Google it "Hmmmm.....really... | |||
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Now that looks more like mischief then saintly "I'm feeling a little mischievous today.....but he seems to be enjoying it! | |||
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Morning everybody, checking in before I go for a walk, catch you all in a bit  | |||
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"I'm crap at this lurking malarkey
Morning everybody, checking in before I go for a walk, catch you all in a bit "Morning Paul matey.. enjoy your walk | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Tut......spoilsport....can we mention spin turns, or double reverse turns.....?
What are these things you speak of?
Are they washing machine programs?
Nope...and when I teach you to d**** after #20... you will know exactly what they are...hope you're not susceptible to dizziness!
Oh I suffer with a condition called Meniere's disease ...Google it
Hmmmm.....really..." | |||
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Now that looks more like mischief then saintly
I'm feeling a little mischievous today.....but he seems to be enjoying it! "Not that funny fella? ffs | |||
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"Right, checking out for a while Mistress, got to refill the tea urn! Catcha later. xx"Lawers _amiss | |||
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"Right, checking out for a while Mistress, got to refill the tea urn! Catcha later. xx
Lawers _amiss "Laters ffs | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one"Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge "They'll be no good to you when your all tied up  | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click*" Hahaha | |||
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"I'm crap at this lurking malarkey
Morning everybody, checking in before I go for a walk, catch you all in a bit "Hi Paul, hope you had a lovely walk. | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge "Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?.... | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
They'll be no good to you when your all tied up "  | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?.... "Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way. | |||
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"I'm crap at this lurking malarkey
Morning everybody, checking in before I go for a walk, catch you all in a bit "Stick with me I'm an expert lurker  | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way. "Good girl , enjoy your weekend! | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend! "Thank you kindly. Have you got anything good planned except for restoring normality in your house and washing curtains? Xx | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend!
Thank you kindly. Have you got anything good planned except for restoring normality in your house and washing curtains? Xx"Haha. Yes mainly dusting and may start the decorating. Watching grandsons at football Saturday and Sunday morning, so hope weather stays nice. | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend!
Thank you kindly. Have you got anything good planned except for restoring normality in your house and washing curtains? Xx
Haha. Yes mainly dusting and may start the decorating. Watching grandsons at football Saturday and Sunday morning, so hope weather stays nice. "That sounds good. I think Sunday is going to be fine but chilly so get wrapped up for the football and no swearing at the ref!  | |||
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"Cosmos, is Mistress having a good clean up?! Notice her by her absence "I don't know where she is. I've been promised so homemade veg soup so maybe she's gone shopping. She might also be up in her loft as that's where she keeps her tools apparently. | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend!
Thank you kindly. Have you got anything good planned except for restoring normality in your house and washing curtains? Xx
Haha. Yes mainly dusting and may start the decorating. Watching grandsons at football Saturday and Sunday morning, so hope weather stays nice.
That sounds good. I think Sunday is going to be fine but chilly so get wrapped up for the football and no swearing at the ref! "Hey, I've done that before and nearly got sent off the ground! | |||
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"Cosmos, is Mistress having a good clean up?! Notice her by her absence
I don't know where she is. I've been promised so homemade veg soup so maybe she's gone shopping. She might also be up in her loft as that's where she keeps her tools apparently. "Haha, love it! Hey that veg soup sounds delish. | |||
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"Skips in singing this https://www.facebook.com/bbcstrictly/videos/10154613833011619/" Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this! | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this! "One: You’re a tell tale. Two: Not bovvered. Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.  Closest emoji to a Disco Ball! | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball! "I am a bit of a creep, it earns me brownie points
I loved the 70's too | |||
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"So, Mistress, we're all done, just a bit of dusting to do. Just been and bought decorating materials, going to decorate throughout house "I know the feeling....fecking tidying up for visitors is bad enough | |||
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"I'm crap at this lurking malarkey
Morning everybody, checking in before I go for a walk, catch you all in a bit
Stick with me I'm an expert lurker "Bloody stalker...give it it's proper name | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend! "We will see | |||
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"Cosmos, is Mistress having a good clean up?! Notice her by her absence
I don't know where she is. I've been promised so homemade veg soup so maybe she's gone shopping. She might also be up in her loft as that's where she keeps her tools apparently. "Shush don't tell every fecker | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend!
We will see "Aw... gwaan! | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend!
Thank you kindly. Have you got anything good planned except for restoring normality in your house and washing curtains? Xx
Haha. Yes mainly dusting and may start the decorating. Watching grandsons at football Saturday and Sunday morning, so hope weather stays nice.
That sounds good. I think Sunday is going to be fine but chilly so get wrapped up for the football and no swearing at the ref!
Hey, I've done that before and nearly got sent off the ground! "Swearing..have some decorum lady | |||
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"So, Mistress, we're all done, just a bit of dusting to do. Just been and bought decorating materials, going to decorate throughout house
I know the feeling....fecking tidying up for visitors is bad enough "Yeah, I know, especially if all she is going to do, is mess it up again, with all that glittery stuff! | |||
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"Skips in singing this https://www.facebook.com/bbcstrictly/videos/10154613833011619/ Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this! "I bloody have...the cheeky interloper | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend!
Thank you kindly. Have you got anything good planned except for restoring normality in your house and washing curtains? Xx
Haha. Yes mainly dusting and may start the decorating. Watching grandsons at football Saturday and Sunday morning, so hope weather stays nice.
That sounds good. I think Sunday is going to be fine but chilly so get wrapped up for the football and no swearing at the ref!
Hey, I've done that before and nearly got sent off the ground!
Swearing..have some decorum lady "It wasn't exactly swearing, but he knew I was annoyed with the behaviour of the other team! | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball! "Well that emoji is banned from all future threads  | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
I am a bit of a creep, it earns me brownie points
I loved the 70's too "Don't you bloody encourage him | |||
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"Skips in singing this https://www.facebook.com/bbcstrictly/videos/10154613833011619/ Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
I bloody have...the cheeky interloper "Oops..noticed he's slipped off now you're back ! | |||
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" I loved the 70's too "See, I knew you were at least half decent people. | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
Well that emoji is banned from all future threads "I never know what that emoji is, reminds me of a cat's bum! | |||
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" I loved the 70's too
See, I knew you were at least half decent people.
"Half of us are! | |||
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"Oh & you missed a spot. There’s dust or glitter in yer corners. Kick ball change, kick ball change... Adopts Travolta pose. Random out "Love that particular step. Used to practice ' night fever' moves, before going out to strut my stuff! | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha " | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend!
We will see
Aw... gwaan! "Aw ok I might put a portable in her cage....don't know how that will work with her blindfold on though | |||
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"So, Mistress, we're all done, just a bit of dusting to do. Just been and bought decorating materials, going to decorate throughout house
I know the feeling....fecking tidying up for visitors is bad enough
Yeah, I know, especially if all she is going to do, is mess it up again, with all that glittery stuff! "I'll do a body search before she gets in | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend!
Thank you kindly. Have you got anything good planned except for restoring normality in your house and washing curtains? Xx
Haha. Yes mainly dusting and may start the decorating. Watching grandsons at football Saturday and Sunday morning, so hope weather stays nice.
That sounds good. I think Sunday is going to be fine but chilly so get wrapped up for the football and no swearing at the ref!
Hey, I've done that before and nearly got sent off the ground!
Swearing..have some decorum lady
It wasn't exactly swearing, but he knew I was annoyed with the behaviour of the other team!"Admit it..you told him he was a fecker....didn't you | |||
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"Skips in singing this https://www.facebook.com/bbcstrictly/videos/10154613833011619/ Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
I bloody have...the cheeky interloper
Oops..noticed he's slipped off now you're back ! "The feckers sneaked back in below you..waits till in off the cheeky sod | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend!
Thank you kindly. Have you got anything good planned except for restoring normality in your house and washing curtains? Xx
Haha. Yes mainly dusting and may start the decorating. Watching grandsons at football Saturday and Sunday morning, so hope weather stays nice.
That sounds good. I think Sunday is going to be fine but chilly so get wrapped up for the football and no swearing at the ref!
Hey, I've done that before and nearly got sent off the ground!
Swearing..have some decorum lady
It wasn't exactly swearing, but he knew I was annoyed with the behaviour of the other team!
Admit it..you told him he was a fecker....didn't you "Under my breath, I did! | |||
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" I loved the 70's too
See, I knew you were at least half decent people.
"Oi stop sneaking in when my fecking back is turned | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
Well that emoji is banned from all future threads
I never know what that emoji is, reminds me of a cat's bum! "Oi | |||
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"Skips in singing this https://www.facebook.com/bbcstrictly/videos/10154613833011619/ Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
I bloody have...the cheeky interloper
Oops..noticed he's slipped off now you're back !
The feckers sneaked back in below you..waits till in off the cheeky sod "Ooh yeah...see him now.... | |||
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"Oh & you missed a spot. There’s dust or glitter in yer corners. Kick ball change, kick ball change... Adopts Travolta pose. Random out
Love that particular step. Used to practice ' night fever' moves, before going out to strut my stuff! "Lock that fecking door _amiss | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
Well that emoji is banned from all future threads
I never know what that emoji is, reminds me of a cat's bum!
Oi "What is it then?.....  | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
"Stop yer tart | |||
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"OK it's going to be a interesting Saturday as I've got a special visitor coming. I'm certain that she sneaks a viewing of that fecking show. But I've taken the fecking fuse out of the telly
What this space
Right you know the rules but I've added another.
No talk of this tw****** on this one
Starts packing for tomorrow's adventure. Now where are the spare fuses and crowbar for the fridge
Where you going, will you still be able to watch the PROGRAM?....
Oh yes. Where there's a will there's a way.
Good girl , enjoy your weekend!
Thank you kindly. Have you got anything good planned except for restoring normality in your house and washing curtains? Xx
Haha. Yes mainly dusting and may start the decorating. Watching grandsons at football Saturday and Sunday morning, so hope weather stays nice.
That sounds good. I think Sunday is going to be fine but chilly so get wrapped up for the football and no swearing at the ref!
Hey, I've done that before and nearly got sent off the ground!
Swearing..have some decorum lady
It wasn't exactly swearing, but he knew I was annoyed with the behaviour of the other team!
Admit it..you told him he was a fecker....didn't you
Under my breath, I did! " | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart "Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour? | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
Well that emoji is banned from all future threads
I never know what that emoji is, reminds me of a cat's bum!
Oi
What is it then?..... "A light bulb. ..or a good idea ffs | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart
Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour? "All this glitter talk might give cosmos the wrong ideas ffs | |||
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"What time is your guest arriving tomorrow, Mistress, will you need someone to keep an eye on the thread for you?" I fecking hope so | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
Well that emoji is banned from all future threads
I never know what that emoji is, reminds me of a cat's bum!
Oi
What is it then?.....
A light bulb. ..or a good idea ffs"Aw, yes I see now! Still think it looks like a cat's bum
When my granddaughter was little, she got a kitten and spotted the bum. She said 'look grandma, Pepsi's got a windmill under her tail, get it off grandma'! | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
Well that emoji is banned from all future threads
I never know what that emoji is, reminds me of a cat's bum!
Oi
What is it then?.....
A light bulb. ..or a good idea ffs
Aw, yes I see now! Still think it looks like a cat's bum
When my granddaughter was little, she got a kitten and spotted the bum. She said 'look grandma, Pepsi's got a windmill under her tail, get it off grandma'! "Fecking spit my fag out | |||
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"What time is your guest arriving tomorrow, Mistress, will you need someone to keep an eye on the thread for you? I fecking hope so "Ill try my best. May miss a couple of hours from 6.30 ish... | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart
Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour?
All this glitter talk might give cosmos the wrong ideas ffs"But... 1.A sparkly glitter floor brightens the place up a bit. 2.if the floors already glittery it takes the fun from them feckers from the other side coming in and chucking it everywhere. 3.smooth floor is easier to clean There's madness in my method | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
Well that emoji is banned from all future threads
I never know what that emoji is, reminds me of a cat's bum!
Oi
What is it then?.....
A light bulb. ..or a good idea ffs
Aw, yes I see now! Still think it looks like a cat's bum
When my granddaughter was little, she got a kitten and spotted the bum. She said 'look grandma, Pepsi's got a windmill under her tail, get it off grandma'!
Fecking spit my fag out "Soxy? | |||
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"What time is your guest arriving tomorrow, Mistress, will you need someone to keep an eye on the thread for you? I fecking hope so
Ill try my best. May miss a couple of hours from 6.30 ish... "Oh that is a interesting time
I cant spill the beans yet though | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
Well that emoji is banned from all future threads
I never know what that emoji is, reminds me of a cat's bum!
Oi
What is it then?.....
A light bulb. ..or a good idea ffs
Aw, yes I see now! Still think it looks like a cat's bum
When my granddaughter was little, she got a kitten and spotted the bum. She said 'look grandma, Pepsi's got a windmill under her tail, get it off grandma'!
Fecking spit my fag out "I know, she's hilarious. She was here the other day and said she had seen an ad for Tresemme (shampoo), she said I thought they were talking about the prime minister! | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart
Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour?
All this glitter talk might give cosmos the wrong ideas ffs
But...
1.A sparkly glitter floor brightens the place up a bit.
2.if the floors already glittery it takes the fun from them feckers from the other side coming in and chucking it everywhere.
3.smooth floor is easier to clean
There's madness in my method "There would be mate...but I spent most of yesterday shampooing the carpets | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
Well that emoji is banned from all future threads
I never know what that emoji is, reminds me of a cat's bum!
Oi
What is it then?.....
A light bulb. ..or a good idea ffs
Aw, yes I see now! Still think it looks like a cat's bum
When my granddaughter was little, she got a kitten and spotted the bum. She said 'look grandma, Pepsi's got a windmill under her tail, get it off grandma'!
Fecking spit my fag out
Soxy? "Soxy doesn't smoke....fecker | |||
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"What time is your guest arriving tomorrow, Mistress, will you need someone to keep an eye on the thread for you? I fecking hope so
Ill try my best. May miss a couple of hours from 6.30 ish...
Oh that is a interesting time
I cant spill the beans yet though "Ooh intriguing..... | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
Well that emoji is banned from all future threads
I never know what that emoji is, reminds me of a cat's bum!
Oi
What is it then?.....
A light bulb. ..or a good idea ffs
Aw, yes I see now! Still think it looks like a cat's bum
When my granddaughter was little, she got a kitten and spotted the bum. She said 'look grandma, Pepsi's got a windmill under her tail, get it off grandma'!
Fecking spit my fag out
I know, she's hilarious. She was here the other day and said she had seen an ad for Tresemme (shampoo), she said I thought they were talking about the prime minister! "Young us are funny as feck
But beware them turning into teenagers | |||
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"What time is your guest arriving tomorrow, Mistress, will you need someone to keep an eye on the thread for you? I fecking hope so
Ill try my best. May miss a couple of hours from 6.30 ish...
Oh that is a interesting time
I cant spill the beans yet though
Ooh intriguing..... "Right I've got to nip off for a bit...more fecking tidying | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart
Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour?
All this glitter talk might give cosmos the wrong ideas ffs
But...
1.A sparkly glitter floor brightens the place up a bit.
2.if the floors already glittery it takes the fun from them feckers from the other side coming in and chucking it everywhere.
3.smooth floor is easier to clean
There's madness in my method
There would be mate...but I spent most of yesterday shampooing the carpets "Well it's a smooth solid sparkly floor now it's covered in hardened glitter glue
No more shampooing | |||
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"What time is your guest arriving tomorrow, Mistress, will you need someone to keep an eye on the thread for you? I fecking hope so
Ill try my best. May miss a couple of hours from 6.30 ish...
Oh that is a interesting time
I cant spill the beans yet though
Ooh intriguing.....
Right I've got to nip off for a bit...more fecking tidying "Inabitch | |||
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"Ooh....steady, you're lucky Mistress isn't about...hopefully she won't see this!
One: You’re a tell tale.
Two: Not bovvered.
Skips out inserting a few Hustle steps as the glitter flies. God the 70’s were good.
Closest emoji to a Disco Ball!
Well that emoji is banned from all future threads
I never know what that emoji is, reminds me of a cat's bum!
Oi
What is it then?.....
A light bulb. ..or a good idea ffs
Aw, yes I see now! Still think it looks like a cat's bum
When my granddaughter was little, she got a kitten and spotted the bum. She said 'look grandma, Pepsi's got a windmill under her tail, get it off grandma'!
Fecking spit my fag out
I know, she's hilarious. She was here the other day and said she had seen an ad for Tresemme (shampoo), she said I thought they were talking about the prime minister!
Young us are funny as feck
But beware them turning into teenagers "Yes, she's a princess at the moment, but we have some of those teenager types | |||
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good program on BBC 2 at 6pm......catch y'all later. xx | |||
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"Right I'm off for a short while, need a big wee too! good program on BBC 2 at 6pm......catch y'all later. xx"Laters x | |||
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"What time is your guest arriving tomorrow, Mistress, will you need someone to keep an eye on the thread for you? I fecking hope so
Ill try my best. May miss a couple of hours from 6.30 ish... "I can do the 8.30 to 10.30 shift | |||
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"Bloody stupid daughter only fell down the stairs in Mcdonald s all battered and bruised but the cute manager went and got our meal which was free and filled in accident form and wanted to call a am balance " Oh no, poor thing. At least the manager was helpful. How is she feeling now? | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart
Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour?
All this glitter talk might give cosmos the wrong ideas ffs"Where a unicorn goes there must always be glitter. It's the law of the land I'm afraid. | |||
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"Bloody stupid daughter only fell down the stairs in Mcdonald s all battered and bruised but the cute manager went and got our meal which was free and filled in accident form and wanted to call a am balance Oh no, poor thing. At least the manager was helpful. How is she feeling now?" swelled up in pain but sitting in the show on painkillers | |||
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"Bloody stupid daughter only fell down the stairs in Mcdonald s all battered and bruised but the cute manager went and got our meal which was free and filled in accident form and wanted to call a am balance " Jeez hope she ok...but trust fecking you to turn a negative into a positive eh 
Poor cute manager will shit himself in that cellar | |||
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"What time is your guest arriving tomorrow, Mistress, will you need someone to keep an eye on the thread for you? I fecking hope so
Ill try my best. May miss a couple of hours from 6.30 ish...
I can do the 8.30 to 10.30 shift "I've told you.. you'll be tied up for the full evening | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart
Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour?
All this glitter talk might give cosmos the wrong ideas ffs
Where a unicorn goes there must always be glitter. It's the law of the land I'm afraid. "Hope you know how to use a hoover | |||
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"Bloody stupid daughter only fell down the stairs in Mcdonald s all battered and bruised but the cute manager went and got our meal which was free and filled in accident form and wanted to call a am balance Oh no, poor thing. At least the manager was helpful. How is she feeling now?swelled up in pain but sitting in the show on painkillers" I hope she's OK for travelling home _oddy. X | |||
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"Bloody stupid daughter only fell down the stairs in Mcdonald s all battered and bruised but the cute manager went and got our meal which was free and filled in accident form and wanted to call a am balance Oh no, poor thing. At least the manager was helpful. How is she feeling now?swelled up in pain but sitting in the show on painkillers I hope she's OK for travelling home _oddy. X" ile borrow ur broomstick | |||
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"Bloody stupid daughter only fell down the stairs in Mcdonald s all battered and bruised but the cute manager went and got our meal which was free and filled in accident form and wanted to call a am balance Oh no, poor thing. At least the manager was helpful. How is she feeling now?swelled up in pain but sitting in the show on painkillers I hope she's OK for travelling home _oddy. Xile borrow ur broomstick" I haven't finished fecking cleaning yet | |||
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"Well Fecken get on with it sweep the muck under the carpets get paper plates use dustsheets " | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart
Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour?
All this glitter talk might give cosmos the wrong ideas ffs
Where a unicorn goes there must always be glitter. It's the law of the land I'm afraid.
Hope you know how to use a hoover "It will be missing it's fuse though....... | |||
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"Well Fecken get on with it sweep the muck under the carpets get paper plates use dustsheets " Oh feck I hope she's not a gusher...I'll need fecking plaggy sheets  | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart
Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour?
All this glitter talk might give cosmos the wrong ideas ffs
Where a unicorn goes there must always be glitter. It's the law of the land I'm afraid.
Hope you know how to use a hoover
It will be missing it's fuse though......."and guesses where the nozzle will be | |||
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"Well Fecken get on with it sweep the muck under the carpets get paper plates use dustsheets Oh feck I hope she's not a gusher...I'll need fecking plaggy sheets "borrow some from the undertakers | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart
Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour?
All this glitter talk might give cosmos the wrong ideas ffs
Where a unicorn goes there must always be glitter. It's the law of the land I'm afraid.
Hope you know how to use a hoover
It will be missing it's fuse though.......and guesses where the nozzle will be"Oi feck off ...pair of tw@ts | |||
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"Well Fecken get on with it sweep the muck under the carpets get paper plates use dustsheets Oh feck I hope she's not a gusher...I'll need fecking plaggy sheets "Ummmmmm..... | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart
Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour?
All this glitter talk might give cosmos the wrong ideas ffs
Where a unicorn goes there must always be glitter. It's the law of the land I'm afraid.
Hope you know how to use a hoover
It will be missing it's fuse though.......and guesses where the nozzle will be
Oi feck off ...pair of tw@ts "Come on Voddy, we can feck off together | |||
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"Well Fecken get on with it sweep the muck under the carpets get paper plates use dustsheets Oh feck I hope she's not a gusher...I'll need fecking plaggy sheets borrow some from the undertakers"Ahhh, thanks for the tip. | |||
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"*pours a bucket full of quick drying glitter glue in the middle of the floor and watches it spread to the skirting boards then set like glass and runs out with a heel click* Hahaha
Stop yer tart
Is that the thanks I get for doing us all a favour?
All this glitter talk might give cosmos the wrong ideas ffs
Where a unicorn goes there must always be glitter. It's the law of the land I'm afraid.
Hope you know how to use a hoover
It will be missing it's fuse though.......and guesses where the nozzle will be
Oi feck off ...pair of tw@ts
Come on Voddy, we can feck off together "She's working the weekend so........your fecked | |||
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"Well Fecken get on with it sweep the muck under the carpets get paper plates use dustsheets Oh feck I hope she's not a gusher...I'll need fecking plaggy sheets borrow some from the undertakers
Ahhh, thanks for the tip. "she goes there for her make up gonna call her mortica | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please "Bend over then | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then "A drink dear... a drink | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink "Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all! | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!"Evening lexi and paul | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!"Fabulous darling fabulous | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul "Evening lexi and m.d. | |||
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"Well Fecken get on with it sweep the muck under the carpets get paper plates use dustsheets Oh feck I hope she's not a gusher...I'll need fecking plaggy sheets borrow some from the undertakers
Ahhh, thanks for the tip. she goes there for her make up gonna call her mortica"He he | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!"Good evening | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d. "Good evening to you too | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul "Evening mistress | |||
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Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
Good evening to you too "Evening Cosmo | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d. "How's it hang matey? | |||
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"Well Fecken get on with it sweep the muck under the carpets get paper plates use dustsheets Oh feck I hope she's not a gusher...I'll need fecking plaggy sheets borrow some from the undertakers
Ahhh, thanks for the tip. she goes there for her make up gonna call her mortica"Oi cheeky fecker I nearly missed that | |||
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"Well Fecken get on with it sweep the muck under the carpets get paper plates use dustsheets Oh feck I hope she's not a gusher...I'll need fecking plaggy sheets borrow some from the undertakers
Ahhh, thanks for the tip. she goes there for her make up gonna call her mortica
He he "You'll pay for that missy | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening mistress "How's tricks lexi? | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening mistress
How's tricks lexi?"Yeah alright thanks, yourself? | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules "New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening mistress
How's tricks lexi?
Yeah alright thanks, yourself? "I'm fecked! | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?"To the left | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?
To the left "Don't fecking burst into that song from the rocky horror show | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening mistress
How's tricks lexi?
Yeah alright thanks, yourself?
I'm fecked! "Uh oh | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?
To the left
Don't fecking burst into that song from the rocky horror show "As if!! I'm not a sweet transvestite | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave "Throw another log on the fire... Did someone mention drinks.. Creeps back in and hides in a corner | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?
To the left
Don't fecking burst into that song from the rocky horror show
As if!! I'm not a sweet transvestite "Go on try a dress on you'll love it | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner "Voddys pissed mate...thinks she's sleeping it off on sofa She'll wake up when we've all gone to bed | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?
To the left
Don't fecking burst into that song from the rocky horror show "It sounds more like aga do to me.... To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees...... Apologies for the earworm | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner "I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me? | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?
To the left
Don't fecking burst into that song from the rocky horror show
It sounds more like aga do to me....
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees......
Apologies for the earworm "God fecking hates a smart arse | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
Voddys pissed mate...thinks she's sleeping it off on sofa
She'll wake up when we've all gone to bed "She's here with me sharing my wine | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me? "Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave Your cat will catch fleas ffs | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?
To the left
Don't fecking burst into that song from the rocky horror show
It sounds more like aga do to me....
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees......
Apologies for the earworm
God fecking hates a smart arse "It's a burden one must endure | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs "Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave. | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?
To the left
Don't fecking burst into that song from the rocky horror show
It sounds more like aga do to me....
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees......
Apologies for the earworm
God fecking hates a smart arse
It's a burden one must endure "Your mistress will sort it for you | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?
To the left
Don't fecking burst into that song from the rocky horror show
As if!! I'm not a sweet transvestite
Go on try a dress on you'll love it "Well there was this one time... I was about 7or8 at a fancy dress party dressed as my auntie | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?
To the left
Don't fecking burst into that song from the rocky horror show
As if!! I'm not a sweet transvestite
Go on try a dress on you'll love it
Well there was this one time...
I was about 7or8 at a fancy dress party dressed as my auntie "And I bet you put the fecking knickers on too......come on you did didn't you? | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave."Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave.
Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp "Feckers just ate cosmos's pussy
That's me fecked tomorrow | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?
To the left
Don't fecking burst into that song from the rocky horror show
As if!! I'm not a sweet transvestite
Go on try a dress on you'll love it
Well there was this one time...
I was about 7or8 at a fancy dress party dressed as my auntie
And I bet you put the fecking knickers on too......come on you did didn't you? "No they were too big | |||
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"I need a stiff one... make that a double! please
Bend over then
A drink dear... a drink
Hahaha how’s that for a glittery entrance
Evening all!
Evening lexi and paul
Evening lexi and m.d.
How's it hang matey?
To the left
Don't fecking burst into that song from the rocky horror show
As if!! I'm not a sweet transvestite
Go on try a dress on you'll love it
Well there was this one time...
I was about 7or8 at a fancy dress party dressed as my auntie
And I bet you put the fecking knickers on too......come on you did didn't you?
No they were too big "Ah get yeah. .. fecking hate big knickers meself too | |||
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Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave.
Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp "Noooo my poor pussy | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave.
Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp
Feckers just ate cosmos's pussy
That's me fecked tomorrow "You sure | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave.
Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp
Feckers just ate cosmos's pussy
That's me fecked tomorrow "It's okay I'm a mad cat lady so I have lots of pussies | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave.
Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp
Feckers just ate cosmos's pussy
That's me fecked tomorrow
You sure "Fecking hope so | |||
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"Fecking lurking again cosmos "I cant decide if your psychic or psychotic | |||
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"Fecking lurking again cosmos "Moi? Lurk? No never | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave.
Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp
Feckers just ate cosmos's pussy
That's me fecked tomorrow
It's okay I'm a mad cat lady so I have lots of pussies "Feck I've only got one Cockerel ffs | |||
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"Fecking lurking again cosmos
I cant decide if your psychic or psychotic "Bit of both | |||
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"Fecking lurking again cosmos
Moi? Lurk? No never "Ask Paul for a ninja eye | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Fecking lurking again cosmos
I cant decide if your psychic or psychotic
Bit of both "Me too | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave.
Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp
Feckers just ate cosmos's pussy
That's me fecked tomorrow
It's okay I'm a mad cat lady so I have lots of pussies
Feck I've only got one Cockerel ffs"One cock will do will do will do.... | |||
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"Fecking lurking again cosmos
Moi? Lurk? No never
Ask Paul for a ninja eye "I've only got an untrained japs eye | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Fecking lurking again cosmos
I cant decide if your psychic or psychotic
Bit of both
Me too "Ooooo I like things a bit mixed up....... | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave.
Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp
Feckers just ate cosmos's pussy
That's me fecked tomorrow
It's okay I'm a mad cat lady so I have lots of pussies
Feck I've only got one Cockerel ffs
One cock will do will do will do...."Fecking smart arsing again | |||
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"Fecking lurking again cosmos
Moi? Lurk? No never
Ask Paul for a ninja eye
I've only got an untrained japs eye "Please Paul can I have a ninja eye | |||
Reply privately (closed, thread got too big) | |||
"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave.
Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp
Feckers just ate cosmos's pussy
That's me fecked tomorrow
It's okay I'm a mad cat lady so I have lots of pussies
Feck I've only got one Cockerel ffs
One cock will do will do will do...."I thought it was... Any cock 'll do | |||
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"Fecking lurking again cosmos
I cant decide if your psychic or psychotic
Bit of both
Me too
Ooooo I like things a bit mixed up......."Now I'm confused | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave.
Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp
Feckers just ate cosmos's pussy
That's me fecked tomorrow
It's okay I'm a mad cat lady so I have lots of pussies
Feck I've only got one Cockerel ffs
One cock will do will do will do....
Fecking smart arsing again " | |||
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"Fecking lurking again cosmos
I cant decide if your psychic or psychotic
Bit of both
Me too
Ooooo I like things a bit mixed up......."I'm like a dodgy martini... shaken & stirred | |||
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"Twirls in... Ok what's all these new rules
Dances back out of the door..
I hate rules
New rule...Shut the fecking door when you leave
Getting cold now and I've noticed you have that rock shut on your bloody cave
Throw another log on the fire...
Did someone mention drinks..
Creeps back in and hides in a corner
I have wine but I'm under orders not to drink too much so would you care to share with me?
Don't I've told you the fecker live in a cave
Your cat will catch fleas ffs
Oh no, pussy pussy! Has anyone seen my pussy? I hope she's not been enticed into that cave.
Well that's dinner sorted...slurp hic burp
Feckers just ate cosmos's pussy
That's me fecked tomorrow
It's okay I'm a mad cat lady so I have lots of pussies
Feck I've only got one Cockerel ffs"ah Sunday dinner looks for the axe | |||
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"Fecking lurking again cosmos
Moi? Lurk? No never
Ask Paul for a ninja eye
I've only got an untrained japs eye
Please Paul can I have a ninja eye "If I can find it... | |||
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