Well I never !

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I 've just bee told to go deep throat a cactus

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Which type ?

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Because it makes a difference. I’ve had some nasty encounters with cactii over the years

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Which type ?"

I don't know but I will be declining this prickly encounter

By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

If you peeled it like a carrott first it wouldn’t be so bad.

Or ask the kind person requesting this to pop it up their chocolate whizzway first. You could then assesss the pricks by the look on their face.