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I know it's seen as a cult classic but couldn't get into Reservoir Dogs...
That said at least it had production values... Some of those films on the horror channel and sci fi have sets so wobbly looking and acting so wooden you think they are part of the set.
Stuff like Sharknado is truly dreadful...  |
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over a year ago
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Sooooo many, I always watch to the end as well just so I can add them to the shit movie list... But the worst one for me has to be Freddie got Fingered...
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"I recently done a thread for favorite films . So today i wanna know the crappiest film you have ever film and why ?? Fuckin auto correct grrrr...."
If we are to go by the title that sounds like a bad film OP...  |
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"I gotta say for me Dude Where's My Car is simply terrible . Freddy Got Fingered is up there too . And most Adam Sandler films .
Sandler has certainly done some rubbish... "
Click and the first Grown Ups were both ok but apart from that there all just unfunny bollocks  |
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"...And most Adam Sandler films .
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Yes!
I really don't like Adam Sandler.
Why does he play the same person in every single film - and he's not even a good actor  |
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"Without a shadow of a doubt, 2012. Just horrifically bad from start to finish, although as a bit of a plane geek, I quite liked the Antonov An-500. "
That was on the other night and I'd never seen it . Thought it was ok actually lol |
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"...And most Adam Sandler films .
Yes!
I really don't like Adam Sandler.
Why does he play the same person in every single film - and he's not even a good actor "
We’ll who’s casting him then.
Obviously someone stupid seen something in sandler to pay him huge money for being an iffy actor. |
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"Star Wars films.
I really don’t understand what the hype is over them  "
Me neither 
I took my daughter to see 'Where the Wild Things Are' a few years back and it was dreadful - dull and boring with a leading child I just wanted to slap very hard, non PC though that is.
Even longer ago I took my son to see 'Spice World' which was equally dire and cringeworthy ...
... and more recently, turned off 'Grimsby' halfway through because it was just revolting  |
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"I gotta say for me Dude Where's My Car is simply terrible . Freddy Got Fingered is up there too . And most Adam Sandler films ."
Apart from Adam sandler when was the last time Eddie Murphy was in anything good recently (apart from Shrek) |
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"Any film where they suddenly burst into song such as mama mia! Oh deffo agree with that . All the hype over La La Land and alike . Pile of Shite ."
Take it the Rodgers & Hammerstein films ain’t your cup of tea then. |
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"...And most Adam Sandler films .
Yes!
I really don't like Adam Sandler.
Why does he play the same person in every single film - and he's not even a good actor Tbh I'm sure he has his own production company and mainly caats himself . Every one of his films has the same faces in them . His mates lol
We’ll who’s casting him then.
Obviously someone stupid seen something in sandler to pay him huge money for being an iffy actor."
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"The first 2 that come to mind are 'Premonition' starring Sandra Bullock and 'The Cell' with Jennifer Lopez and Vince Vaughn.
Mr"
The Cell is the only film I've ever left the cinema during. |
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"I brought a vampire motor bike . Not a classic
I bought a vampire motorcycle
Love it.
Pearl Harbour, shite of the high budget worst order  "
Yup that pearl harbour wasn’t good.
Much better is - Tora, Tora, Tora |
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"...And most Adam Sandler films .
Yes!
I really don't like Adam Sandler.
Why does he play the same person in every single film - and he's not even a good actor "
think he's a guilty pleasure of mine.
Been trying to think of my worst film but can't even remember the name if it lol |
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"Star Wars films.
I really don’t understand what the hype is over them
Me neither
I took my daughter to see 'Where the Wild Things Are' a few years back and it was dreadful - dull and boring with a leading child I just wanted to slap very hard, non PC though that is.
Even longer ago I took my son to see 'Spice World' which was equally dire and cringeworthy ...
... and more recently, turned off 'Grimsby' halfway through because it was just revolting "
Oh wow that avatar is so clever!!!! My hat goes off to you!!  |
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"Most of what Liam Neeson and Nicholas Cage have made - apart from their one moment of brilliance in Moonstruck and Schindlers List.  "
Yep arizona rising was ok |
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Tango & Cash - more like no amount of cash in the world could convince me to watch that steaming pile of cringy awfulness again.
Mostly anything which features dragons/spells/magic (Monty Python films excluded).
Gravity and Interstellar - the reviews were great but the films left me feeling very meh, and I usually like sci-fi films.
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"The first 2 that come to mind are 'Premonition' starring Sandra Bullock and 'The Cell' with Jennifer Lopez and Vince Vaughn.
Mr
The Cell is the only film I've ever left the cinema during. "
It's one of mrs favourite ever films, she banged on about it for ages before I eventually sat through it. I've just about forgiven her.
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over a year ago
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"Trolls 2.
80’s film.
Full of z-list actors
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What is also shit about that film is that is that it has nothing to do with the original Troll movie and it doesn't even have trolls in it as they are actually goblins |
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"I recently done a thread for favorite films . So today i wanna know the crappiest film you have ever film and why ?? "
I don't remember the name of it but some 20 million year old mutant piranhas escaped from an undersea cave and went on the rampage. In one scene a piranha bit a guys cock off, looked directly into camera and spit it out with a bleurgh and shake of the head.In another, a girl floating in a rubber ring was eaten bum first,then we see her boob implants floating gracefully to the seabed. (They are the only thing a piranha won't eat,apart from cock).
Some movies are so bad they are good...it was funny at least. |
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"I recently done a thread for favorite films . So today i wanna know the crappiest film you have ever film and why ??
I don't remember the name of it but some 20 million year old mutant piranhas escaped from an undersea cave and went on the rampage. In one scene a piranha bit a guys cock off, looked directly into camera and spit it out with a bleurgh and shake of the head.In another, a girl floating in a rubber ring was eaten bum first,then we see her boob implants floating gracefully to the seabed. (They are the only thing a piranha won't eat,apart from cock).
Some movies are so bad they are good...it was funny at least."
That is Piranha 3D. A remake of a horror movie with the same name minus the 3D.
The main piranha attack in that movie sure was intense and was such a literal bloodbath. It sure had some funny moments like when that guy says "They took my penis. They took my penis" lol |
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"Every movie with Hugh Grant in it."
Aww.that's a bit unfair.Poor old Hugh is not quite the one trick pony we all seem to think he is.I've seen at least one film when he is at least a one and a half trick pony. |
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"Anything with Nicolas Cage, apart from The Rock."
Not seen Leaving Las Vegas then? certainly his finest moment (apart from 'put the bunny back in the box'  )
If thats not enough, Elizabeth Shue being naked and most delicious is worth the enrty fee in itself (its actually a bloody superb film and they're both really on top form in it) |
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"Every movie with Hugh Grant in it.
Aww.that's a bit unfair.Poor old Hugh is not quite the one trick pony we all seem to think he is.I've seen at least one film when he is at least a one and a half trick pony."
Bet most of his dialogue was "er, erm, cripes, mutter, mutter, gosh" |
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"Any film with will ferrel or steve carell in. Cant stand either of them dont find them funny at all
Oh and jeepers creepers ..
M xx"
I tbought the first half of Jeepers Creepers was great, lots of tension, menace and anticipation, ....,, then turns into utter shite. |
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Most of the film's adapted from Steven King novels. Sadly it's a director and producer who give you what they think the author was trying to relate . By the way I think Steven King is a brilliant author. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Most of the film's adapted from Steven King novels. Sadly it's a director and producer who give you what they think the author was trying to relate . By the way I think Steven King is a brilliant author."
The Green Mile
Stand By Me
Shawshank Redemption
The Shining
It
Misery
Yes there are a lot of crap ones, but a lot of classics too. |
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"Sooooo many, I always watch to the end as well just so I can add them to the shit movie list... But the worst one for me has to be Freddie got Fingered...
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Yeah that is one awful film how it ever got made is beyond me |
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"Every movie with Hugh Grant in it.
Aww.that's a bit unfair.Poor old Hugh is not quite the one trick pony we all seem to think he is.I've seen at least one film when he is at least a one and a half trick pony.
Bet most of his dialogue was "er, erm, cripes, mutter, mutter, gosh" "
You have seen it then. |
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over a year ago
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"Most of the film's adapted from Steven King novels. Sadly it's a director and producer who give you what they think the author was trying to relate . By the way I think Steven King is a brilliant author.
The Green Mile
Stand By Me
Shawshank Redemption
The Shining
It
Misery
Yes there are a lot of crap ones, but a lot of classics too. "
Agreed. Green mile and shawshank are 2 of my favourite 3 films. The others you have listed are great too. Wasnt the duel steven king as well? Another cracker for me. |
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Highlander 2.
Once met a woman from here that was obsessed with watching shitty films, nearly dug my eyes out with a spoon during highlander 2 when we watched it, so so bad, poor Sean Connery having that on his resume lol |
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"Can't remember the name but it was a Mark Wahlberg film...the trees were killing people....i
Utter garbage!
I think it was called the happening."
How does M Night Sylaminionionion or however u spell his name lol still get directing jobs |
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"Most of the film's adapted from Steven King novels. Sadly it's a director and producer who give you what they think the author was trying to relate . By the way I think Steven King is a brilliant author.
The Green Mile
Stand By Me
Shawshank Redemption
The Shining
It
Misery
Yes there are a lot of crap ones, but a lot of classics too. "
I’ve seen them all, I DONT think there crap.
Shawshank now rated as one of the best films of all time on IMDb.com |
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All of the above are Oscar winners in comparison to the truly awful, yet strangely watchable, The Roller Blade Seven.
Im not even going to attempt to describe how utterly fucking dire it is. Seek it out for yourselves if you can find a copy - but dont say I didnt warn you.....
I love it. |
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"How about : Iconic films that you thought were actually s**t? I'll start the bidding off with the entire Star Wars saga."
There are plenty of film sagas that have dragged on/went on too much
Look at:
the fast and furious
Friday the 13th
Nightmare on elm street
Saw
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Vanilla Sky was amazing till the last twenty minutes of bad sci fi came out of nowhere and fucked it all up.
Last Samurai - Tom Cruise is somehow the sole survivor, thus negating the movie's underlying theme of noble sacrifice completely. The only explanation is the machine gunner aimed at head height, shot everyone else in the face while the bullets passed harmlessly over Cruise's head.
The remake of The Omen. There are scenes in that that the Wayans Brothers would have been too embarrassed to use in Scary Movie 4. |
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