We going to start a new business and we will need some employees. Basically it’s like Uber but instead of ordering a taxi you can order a wank or oral sex at the touch of a button.
Clients will have a little app on their mobiles that they connect with local friggr drivers. You’ll get a badge for your car, a uniform, and some safety glasses.
Your going to be busy so you’ll need to be fit and have an arm like a battle crab. So who wants a new job with friggr?  |
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Oooo yes please, I'd like to be a supplier, and a consumer.
What are the long term career prospects and projected earnings? Will there be benefits packages? |
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"Oooo yes please, I'd like to be a supplier, and a consumer.
What are the long term career prospects and projected earnings? Will there be benefits packages?"
of course! You will get private health care consisting of a packet of plasters to cover those nasty blisters. Your going to be rich quickly so you can retire in a year or something. |
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"Oooo yes please, I'd like to be a supplier, and a consumer.
What are the long term career prospects and projected earnings? Will there be benefits packages? of course! You will get private health care consisting of a packet of plasters to cover those nasty blisters. Your going to be rich quickly so you can retire in a year or something. "
Sounds like a fantastic opportunity. Where do I sign up? I'll work the premium shift please. |
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I don’t sleep too well so will have a late shift please.
Tongue is in perfect order ,but I feel it’s absolutely necessary to pass this practical with HR   |
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"Do you need help with the interviews? yes! I just promoted you to head of HR! "
Id like to apply for the position of Head of Quality Control please ...my qualifications include O-Levels and A-Levels and an NVQ Level 4 in OWO and a CIM Diploma |
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