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If I popped around to yours this evening...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We'd arrange for a whole load of guys to come round from fab with promises of dirty sex with us.
But we would in fact be Super Dommes and would torture them for our own amusement.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We could go to the Alton Towers Spooktacular. Ride your favourites in the dark. It's ace.
I wanna I wanna "
So do I, but one needs a mortgage to cover the cost these days.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to? 
Be as random as you like
BG x"
Open the bubbly and chat about the good the bad and the ugly of fab  |
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"You'd be sat on my doorstep, I'm playing football tonight. "
I shall wave a flag with your name on at the football, then give you a rub down once you've showered. Those muscles are gonna need some attention  |
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"We'd arrange for a whole load of guys to come round from fab with promises of dirty sex with us.
But we would in fact be Super Dommes and would torture them for our own amusement. "
Now that’s a dream come true!!!! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"A walk down the river with the dog and pop into the pub for a well deserved drink or two
Sounds like a great idea
I have a dog needs walking and a body needed fuelled with alcohol lol "
Hope the dog likes big dogs he's a gsd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x"
Pole practice and then chill with my Dobermans eating malted milk biscuits
If you fancy it
MrsK x |
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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"A walk down the river with the dog and pop into the pub for a well deserved drink or two
Sounds like a great idea
I have a dog needs walking and a body needed fuelled with alcohol lol
Hope the dog likes big dogs he's a gsd"
Haha I have an American akita pretty big itself the big ball of fur it is  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We'd arrange for a whole load of guys to come round from fab with promises of dirty sex with us.
But we would in fact be Super Dommes and would torture them for our own amusement. "
Sounds like good craic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would order us a pizza, we could watch bake off on catch up and then I would let you have my bed while I sleep on the sofa."
Bed, on my own?
Zero craic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x"
You would be left on the doorstep as we are out this evening.
Try coming back Friday... our local club is closed so may need some company. |
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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x"
Well we would get a take away and have a few glasses of wine whilst I undress you with my eyes then we will go to the bed room for some games |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would order us a pizza, we could watch bake off on catch up and then I would let you have my bed while I sleep on the sofa.
Bed, on my own?
Zero craic "
Well I'm a gentleman and wouldn't want to be presumptuous, I'm not saying I would kick you off the sofa if you crept down for a spoon in the night |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would order us a pizza, we could watch bake off on catch up and then I would let you have my bed while I sleep on the sofa.
Bed, on my own?
Zero craic
Well I'm a gentleman and wouldn't want to be presumptuous, I'm not saying I would kick you off the sofa if you crept down for a spoon in the night "
Skootch over!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Watch football, play battlefield one, bring ya own xbox controller. Then when Angel gets home from work, i can say "surprise, look what i got for ya"  "
Let’s hope she thinks it’s a good surprise |
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"Watch football, play battlefield one, bring ya own xbox controller. Then when Angel gets home from work, i can say "surprise, look what i got for ya"
Let’s hope she thinks it’s a good surprise "
Yea, she'll love it, give her a proper wide on, it will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We'd go for a nice walk on nature, have a kinky chat and a laugh til we find a good spot to fuck outside before going back to mine and having a hot shower before getting back to some naughty business for the night.
Feel free to bring a friend!  |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
Wot ever the mood took us to at 1am Wen i finish work and find you on the dor step |
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
Wot ever the mood took us to at 1am Wen i finish work and find you on the dor step "
Would you not take her to dreamland? They got a halloween theme going on at present. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
Wot ever the mood took us to at 1am Wen i finish work and find you on the dor step
Would you not take her to dreamland? They got a halloween theme going on at present."
As mutch as i wood like to do that i got 2 problems
1st at 1 am thay are shut anyway lol and 2 i personally carnt go to it cos its fall of flashing lights witch don't help a medical problem i got. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
Wot ever the mood took us to at 1am Wen i finish work and find you on the dor step "
We could get pissed and get our freak on, Seeside? |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
Wot ever the mood took us to at 1am Wen i finish work and find you on the dor step
We could get pissed and get our freak on, Seeside? "
I've never been pissed lol but i like the sound of the 2nd bit
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We'd go for a nice walk on nature, have a kinky chat and a laugh til we find a good spot to fuck outside before going back to mine and having a hot shower before getting back to some naughty business for the night.
Feel free to bring a friend! "
I’m game |
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My house is on the market, so I need to test a few things out....
Is the shower big enough for two,
Is the bannister strong enough to withhold a woman being bent over and taken from behind,
Are the kitchen worktops strong enough for someone to sit on with their legs open,
Is the dining polished too much, so much so that a woman on her back slides too much,
Can people see through the blinds if someone is having sex on my sofa,
All these things and others need to be checked so I can tell prospective purchasers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My house is on the market, so I need to test a few things out....
Is the shower big enough for two,
Is the bannister strong enough to withhold a woman being bent over and taken from behind,
Are the kitchen worktops strong enough for someone to sit on with their legs open,
Is the dining polished too much, so much so that a woman on her back slides too much,
Can people see through the blinds if someone is having sex on my sofa,
All these things and others need to be checked so I can tell prospective purchasers "
Sounds like an energetic evening.
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"My house is on the market, so I need to test a few things out....
Is the shower big enough for two,
Is the bannister strong enough to withhold a woman being bent over and taken from behind,
Are the kitchen worktops strong enough for someone to sit on with their legs open,
Is the dining polished too much, so much so that a woman on her back slides too much,
Can people see through the blinds if someone is having sex on my sofa,
All these things and others need to be checked so I can tell prospective purchasers
Sounds like an energetic evening.
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Yep and thats just the evening.... when it gets tonight, I need to check how loud handcuffs slide along the metal bed frame,
Does the carpet produce skin burns,
Do neighbours complain if there is loud moaning coming from my bedroom at 3am (when it been going on since 10pm).....
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"My house is on the market, so I need to test a few things out....
Is the shower big enough for two,
Is the bannister strong enough to withhold a woman being bent over and taken from behind,
Are the kitchen worktops strong enough for someone to sit on with their legs open,
Is the dining polished too much, so much so that a woman on her back slides too much,
Can people see through the blinds if someone is having sex on my sofa,
All these things and others need to be checked so I can tell prospective purchasers
Sounds like an energetic evening.
Yep and thats just the evening.... when it gets tonight, I need to check how loud handcuffs slide along the metal bed frame,
Does the carpet produce skin burns,
Do neighbours complain if there is loud moaning coming from my bedroom at 3am (when it been going on since 10pm).....
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Pphhhwwwwwwoooaaar. Boldy....if you need a hand I'm free |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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You can clean the skirting boards whilst I start sorting out the grout in the bathroom. The house needs to be deep cleaned before Christmas and there's not enough hours in the day. I'll make you a cup of tea.  |
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"My house is on the market, so I need to test a few things out....
Is the shower big enough for two,
Is the bannister strong enough to withhold a woman being bent over and taken from behind,
Are the kitchen worktops strong enough for someone to sit on with their legs open,
Is the dining polished too much, so much so that a woman on her back slides too much,
Can people see through the blinds if someone is having sex on my sofa,
All these things and others need to be checked so I can tell prospective purchasers
Sounds like an energetic evening.
Yep and thats just the evening.... when it gets tonight, I need to check how loud handcuffs slide along the metal bed frame,
Does the carpet produce skin burns,
Do neighbours complain if there is loud moaning coming from my bedroom at 3am (when it been going on since 10pm).....
Pphhhwwwwwwoooaaar. Boldy....if you need a hand I'm free "
Haha, more than welcome (as long as you bring/wear what the postman delivered) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can clean the skirting boards whilst I start sorting out the grout in the bathroom. The house needs to be deep cleaned before Christmas and there's not enough hours in the day. I'll make you a cup of tea. "
Can we drink whilst cleaning? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd give you my spare Oyster and drag you up London on a pub/bar crawl.
Now, craic! I’m in "
In reality we would be eating Chinese and drinking Coronas with lemon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd give you my spare Oyster and drag you up London on a pub/bar crawl.
Now, craic! I’m in
In reality we would be eating Chinese and drinking Coronas with lemon "
Ah I was up your way today. If I’d known there was Chinese going I’d have hung around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Play Xbox,listen to music,eat lots,watch rugby videos on YouTube.If you'd rather have a dirty evening,you can help me put the gearbox and transfer box into the Series IIa I'm restoring |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Play Xbox,listen to music,eat lots,watch rugby videos on YouTube.If you'd rather have a dirty evening,you can help me put the gearbox and transfer box into the Series IIa I'm restoring "
Let’s stay away from the car, thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well firstly you’d be experiencing my current black keys obsession in your ears all night, especially this track...
https://youtu.be/ygdVEIrVnIk
I could practice my new walk in front of you, could do with a second opinion as Lacey says it’s stupid and I’m embarrassing to take shopping!
After that we could watch my thundercats videos and eat some haribos in bed
Then we could all have sex if I’m not too puckered out, if this is the case then Lacey will happily make sweet lady love with you while I curl up on the edge of the bed and suck my thumb, it is a school night after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x"
Hope you like baked cod with prawns, chilli and coriander sauce with spaghetti and crusty bread x |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
You’d be treated as a guest and we’d want you to be as happy as humanly possible. Nice food, nice wine, laughs n giggles and you and Mrs N doing your thing , I may be present maybe not, depends on you both so probably won’t be, lol. Bottom line you’d be treated Angelicy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well firstly you’d be experiencing my current black keys obsession in your ears all night, especially this track...
https://youtu.be/ygdVEIrVnIk
I could practice my new walk in front of you, could do with a second opinion as Lacey says it’s stupid and I’m embarrassing to take shopping!
After that we could watch my thundercats videos and eat some haribos in bed
Then we could all have sex if I’m not too puckered out, if this is the case then Lacey will happily make sweet lady love with you while I curl up on the edge of the bed and suck my thumb, it is a school night after all "
Intrigued bt your new walk!
Well, seeing as it’s a school night, maybe you should take the spare room?
Epic tune! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
Meal prep then fuck. Bring miss sweetness "
Lol. I’m traveling alone. Soz  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’d be treated as a guest and we’d want you to be as happy as humanly possible. Nice food, nice wine, laughs n giggles and you and Mrs N doing your thing , I may be present maybe not, depends on you both so probably won’t be, lol. Bottom line you’d be treated Angelicy. "
You seem like excellent people to visit, most welcoming
I’ll bring fizz.....and treats |
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x"
Well we'd have a rock n roll night. You could join us in our pj's, watching tv and trying to calm down Moose the kitten.
Jack |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
Well we'd have a rock n roll night. You could join us in our pj's, watching tv and trying to calm down Moose the kitten.
Jack"
I’m petrified of Kittens/cats. I may need to stay in the kitchen!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably catch up on episode 5 of The Deuce, then watch Spurs v West Ham followed by watching a film under a blanket with a bowl of Maltesers "
Malteesers, nummy!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x"
Firstly I'd put you over my knee and spank your bum for having an upper age limit of 40.
Then I'd make you a cuppa |
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
Well we'd have a rock n roll night. You could join us in our pj's, watching tv and trying to calm down Moose the kitten.
Jack
I’m petrified of Kittens/cats. I may need to stay in the kitchen!! "
Oh well. At least you can serve us drinks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we make chocolate rice krispie cakes and stuff our faces? Had a totally crappy day and chocolate is the only way to turn this resting bitch face into a smile. Oh. Or sex. But men don't show up for meets, so that's me fucked. Not literally |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we make chocolate rice krispie cakes and stuff our faces? Had a totally crappy day and chocolate is the only way to turn this resting bitch face into a smile. Oh. Or sex. But men don't show up for meets, so that's me fucked. Not literally "
Fuck yeah! Yummy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it my dinnertime yet?
It’s cheesecake and sex for dinner tonight.
Excellent. Which is first?"
I’ll let you be the boss, just this once, you decide! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it my dinnertime yet?
It’s cheesecake and sex for dinner tonight.
Excellent. Which is first?
I’ll let you be the boss, just this once, you decide!
But it isn't my birthday?"
Do you want the fucking choice or not?
*taps foot* |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Is it my dinnertime yet?
It’s cheesecake and sex for dinner tonight.
Excellent. Which is first?
I’ll let you be the boss, just this once, you decide!
But it isn't my birthday?
Do you want the fucking choice or not?
*taps foot*"
Where did that cake vanish to? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it my dinnertime yet?
It’s cheesecake and sex for dinner tonight.
Excellent. Which is first?
I’ll let you be the boss, just this once, you decide!
But it isn't my birthday?
Do you want the fucking choice or not?
*taps foot*
Where did that cake vanish to? "
Bite.
Me. |
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x"
A few rounds of strip poker to break the ice and set the scene. Then a whole lot of sexy hours enjoying all the thrills and spills of Mrs B's awesome "toy" collection! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x"
Your choice of takeout, plus a bubbly beverage and a good movie, or we take a page out of 50 shades of gray's book and go to town  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
Your choice of takeout, plus a bubbly beverage and a good movie, or we take a page out of 50 shades of gray's book and go to town "
I've not made a paper plane in years. Great idea!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
Birthday cake
Obviously "
It’s a long time coming. I’ll take two slices! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
Birthday cake
Obviously
It’s a long time coming. I’ll take two slices!"
Who goes first licking the crumbs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
We would go campanologying followed by a bit of philately"
Oooo you can't beat a bit of campanologying |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What would we get up to?
Be as random as you like
BG x
We would go campanologying followed by a bit of philately
Oooo you can't beat a bit of campanologying"
What is that?
Don’t tell me, let me guess?
It rings a bell  |
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