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As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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blimey that's a long list |
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?  "
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that. |
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that."
Surely that depends if you want it fast and furious or slow and sensual? |
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over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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Oh trust me they are |
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Surely that depends if you want it fast and furious or slow and sensual?"
I would choose some thrash metal if I wanted fast n furious and a bit of enigma/Portishead for slow n sensual |
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over a year ago
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Surely that depends if you want it fast and furious or slow and sensual?
I would choose some thrash metal if I wanted fast n furious and a bit of enigma/Portishead for slow n sensual "
Slayer and Devildriver are good backing bands for fast and furious... |
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Surely that depends if you want it fast and furious or slow and sensual?
I would choose some thrash metal if I wanted fast n furious and a bit of enigma/Portishead for slow n sensual
Slayer and Devildriver are good backing bands for fast and furious..."
Corrrr, or avenged sevenfold "a little piece of heaven"
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"May I ask who your favourite metal band is mine is either slipknot slayer or a7x and btw love the black dress in your pics sorry I'm out of your looking age to tell you "
My ringtone is vermillion pt2.
I love Slipknot.
Ok, not metal but I adore Black Stone Cherry |
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over a year ago
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Surely that depends if you want it fast and furious or slow and sensual?
I would choose some thrash metal if I wanted fast n furious and a bit of enigma/Portishead for slow n sensual "
We'll have to work on the playlist. |
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Surely that depends if you want it fast and furious or slow and sensual?
I would choose some thrash metal if I wanted fast n furious and a bit of enigma/Portishead for slow n sensual
We'll have to work on the playlist. "
Oooooohhh.
Tell me Hatrick, what shall I be riding the motion of the ocean to? I trust your earical judgement.  |
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Surely that depends if you want it fast and furious or slow and sensual?
I would choose some thrash metal if I wanted fast n furious and a bit of enigma/Portishead for slow n sensual
We'll have to work on the playlist.
Oooooohhh.
Tell me Hatrick, what shall I be riding the motion of the ocean to? I trust your earical judgement. "
Depends how I'm feeling but it tends to switch between folk music and music from the 50's and 60's. Not the sexiest sound track I'll admit. |
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Surely that depends if you want it fast and furious or slow and sensual?
I would choose some thrash metal if I wanted fast n furious and a bit of enigma/Portishead for slow n sensual
We'll have to work on the playlist.
Oooooohhh.
Tell me Hatrick, what shall I be riding the motion of the ocean to? I trust your earical judgement.
Depends how I'm feeling but it tends to switch between folk music and music from the 50's and 60's. Not the sexiest sound track I'll admit. "
Fine with me Batfink |
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over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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That all seems perfectly reasonable to me. |
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That all seems perfectly reasonable to me. "
I felt the need to use this post as an indicator to those that keep bitching they can't get a meet. Everyone is different. Things that are important to me, may not be important to them and vice versa. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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damn... had me right till the like dogs bit...... i "tolerate them" some dogs are just not trustworthy!!!!!
can i have a pass of that one!!! |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
damn... had me right till the like dogs bit...... i "tolerate them" some dogs are just not trustworthy!!!!!
can i have a pass of that one!!! "
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Surely that depends if you want it fast and furious or slow and sensual?
I would choose some thrash metal if I wanted fast n furious and a bit of enigma/Portishead for slow n sensual "
Death for hard and fast Doom for slow and sensual. Just saying. |
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That all seems perfectly reasonable to me.
I felt the need to use this post as an indicator to those that keep bitching they can't get a meet. Everyone is different. Things that are important to me, may not be important to them and vice versa. "
I get that. I don't see how any man on here deserves to get a meet simply because they ask. I would expect that the majority of the aforementioned criteria would have to be met before a meet can be considered. |
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That all seems perfectly reasonable to me.
I felt the need to use this post as an indicator to those that keep bitching they can't get a meet. Everyone is different. Things that are important to me, may not be important to them and vice versa.
I get that. I don't see how any man on here deserves to get a meet simply because they ask. I would expect that the majority of the aforementioned criteria would have to be met before a meet can be considered. "
Hahaha you'd think it wouldn't ya! |
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Exactly everyone is different and there going to want different things from meets and if you can accept what they want then they should just bugger off
That all seems perfectly reasonable to me.
I felt the need to use this post as an indicator to those that keep bitching they can't get a meet. Everyone is different. Things that are important to me, may not be important to them and vice versa.
I get that. I don't see how any man on here deserves to get a meet simply because they ask. I would expect that the majority of the aforementioned criteria would have to be met before a meet can be considered. "
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over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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Ohhh now there's a big list
Off to match spreadsheets   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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Unrealistic expectations, may as well say you only meet the exceptional. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuckin high maintenance women 
Could’ve been the greatest 10 seconds of your life !
You've already got your ticket to board the peach train "
Princess.... you’re a very useful engine!
toot toot toot 
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Unrealistic expectations, may as well say you only meet the exceptional."
You don't like dogs do you? |
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"Fuckin high maintenance women
Could’ve been the greatest 10 seconds of your life !
You've already got your ticket to board the peach train
Princess.... you’re a very useful engine!
toot toot toot
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She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Surely that depends if you want it fast and furious or slow and sensual?
I would choose some thrash metal if I wanted fast n furious and a bit of enigma/Portishead for slow n sensual
Slayer and Devildriver are good backing bands for fast and furious...
Corrrr, or avenged sevenfold "a little piece of heaven"
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Excellent choice given it's subject matter Darkness Surrounding is good if you want to bring a variety of pace and rythms into the mix (so I've heard) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Unrealistic expectations, may as well say you only meet the exceptional.
You don't like dogs do you?"
Me and the dogs are just back from the beach  |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Go on then
youve twisted my arm
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that."
That’s me not fucked then. I was brought up on Ken Dodd and the Diddy Men |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Unrealistic expectations, may as well say you only meet the exceptional.
You don't like dogs do you?
Me and the dogs are just back from the beach "
Did you pick up their poo? |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Go on then
youve twisted my arm
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Who twisted what now? |
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that.
That’s me not fucked then. I was brought up on Ken Dodd and the Diddy Men "
Ha! I'm a diddy woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell, more hoops I've got to jump through.
They aren't exactly hoops you can control though dearest "
If it has a button , i can control it. you've got a button haven't you? |
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"Bloody hell, more hoops I've got to jump through.
They aren't exactly hoops you can control though dearest
If it has a button , i can control it. you've got a button haven't you? "
I have a belly button |
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over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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Sounds fair to me!  |
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over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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Full comprehended. Crystal
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over a year ago
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"But, but, but....but, I've got a massive cock. What more do I need?
Fudge, you've just reminded me I needed to add musical taste to my list. I can't be banging to no acid house. Ain't nobody got time for that.
That’s me not fucked then. I was brought up on Ken Dodd and the Diddy Men
Ha! I'm a diddy woman "
I’ll meet you in the jam butty mines then |
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over a year ago
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"Bloody hell, more hoops I've got to jump through.
They aren't exactly hoops you can control though dearest
If it has a button , i can control it. you've got a button haven't you?
I have a belly button "
And you prefer yourself when it's pressed
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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Fair it's...sounds good to me |
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over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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Fair do's...sounds good to me |
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over a year ago
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"Bloody hell, more hoops I've got to jump through.
They aren't exactly hoops you can control though dearest
If it has a button , i can control it. you've got a button haven't you?
I have a belly button
And you pee yourself when it's pressed
Fuzz"
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"Bloody hell, more hoops I've got to jump through.
They aren't exactly hoops you can control though dearest
If it has a button , i can control it. you've got a button haven't you?
I have a belly button "
That's not what I expected.  |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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Works in the twilight zone  |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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That’s me out.
I do and not do all the above |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Sounds fair to me! "
I am a fair person. |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Fair do's...sounds good to me "
Is your last name Ar? Do you have a parrot called Iago?
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"Bloody hell, more hoops I've got to jump through.
They aren't exactly hoops you can control though dearest
If it has a button , i can control it. you've got a button haven't you?
I have a belly button
And you pee yourself when it's pressed
Fuzz
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over a year ago
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"Will you accept 4 out of 9? How about if it's a slow day?
Depends which 4.
You can pick...
How much have I had to drink is the question? "
Too much to count past 4.. |
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"Bloody hell, more hoops I've got to jump through.
They aren't exactly hoops you can control though dearest
If it has a button , i can control it. you've got a button haven't you?
I have a belly button
That's not what I expected. "
I aim to keep peepsies on their tootsies |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
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You forgot about..
And thay don't live miles away |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Works in the twilight zone "
I must have been there a few times then. I've met some wonderful people who easily match what I'm looking for plus plenty more on top. |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
That’s me out.
I do and not do all the above "
So you're a do don't |
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over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Im your dream come true . If only I could prove it . Anyway I send sincere perricabobulations to you . X
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
You forgot about..
And thay don't live miles away "
Unless they want to travel |
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over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
I am actually laughing ou loud... and I never do that.
Thank you for entertaining me with your wit. So so funny xx
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Im your dream come true . If only I could prove it . Anyway I send sincere perricabobulations to you . X
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
You forgot about..
And thay don't live miles away
Unless they want to travel "
If thay can travel |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
I am actually laughing ou loud... and I never do that.
Thank you for entertaining me with your wit. So so funny xx
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I was being serious dammit |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Unrealistic expectations, may as well say you only meet the exceptional.
You don't like dogs do you?
Me and the dogs are just back from the beach
Did you pick up their poo? "
Of course... do I need to add that to the list...
Makes it 2 out of a lot...
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Unrealistic expectations, may as well say you only meet the exceptional.
You don't like dogs do you?
Me and the dogs are just back from the beach
Did you pick up their poo?
Of course... do I need to add that to the list...
Makes it 2 out of a lot...
Runs away back into man cave "
Yaaay, responsible woofa owner. High 5 |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Unrealistic expectations, may as well say you only meet the exceptional.
You don't like dogs do you?
Me and the dogs are just back from the beach
Did you pick up their poo?
Of course... do I need to add that to the list...
Makes it 2 out of a lot...
Runs away back into man cave
Yaaay, responsible woofa owner. High 5"
What were the other 3 I matched |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
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You forgot about..
And thay don't live miles away
Unless they want to travel
If thay can travel
Damn straight, my little legs will only carry me so far and I don't ride a horse."
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"Will you accept 4 out of 9? How about if it's a slow day?
Depends which 4.
You can pick...
How much have I had to drink is the question?
Too much to count past 4..
Cheeky bum "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
"
Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.
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"My ringtone is vermillion pt2.
I love Slipknot.
Ok, not metal but I adore Black Stone Cherry
Blame it on the boom boom "
Me And Mary Jane were going to Blame It On The Boom Boom,but I was Feelin' Fuzzy after riding on the Lonely Train to Hollywood In Kentucky.She kept Shakin' My Cage,the Violator Girl,then she asked me to Stay,but I told her she's the Devil's Queen and me going was The Way Of The Future and that even a Blind Man could see that. |
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I haven't mentioned that's just to get my kik.
The extended version:
Mustn't smell like kippers or your grandparents airing cupboard
Must be a good twat not a twat twat
Not an alcoholic
Accepts the fact I'm piss poor and we will dine on cheese toasties
Oh... and if my dog doesn't like you, none of the above matter coz you can go fuck yourself with a cactus. She's a wicked judge of character |
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"My ringtone is vermillion pt2.
I love Slipknot.
Ok, not metal but I adore Black Stone Cherry
Blame it on the boom boom
Me And Mary Jane were going to Blame It On The Boom Boom,but I was Feelin' Fuzzy after riding on the Lonely Train to Hollywood In Kentucky.She kept Shakin' My Cage,the Violator Girl,then she asked me to Stay,but I told her she's the Devil's Queen and me going was The Way Of The Future and that even a Blind Man could see that."
Bravo!
I requested Please Come In after the Long Ride to meet me. He had travelled far and wide, he must have been The Rambler.
Was Such A Shame he was an alcoholic, would have been far Cheaper To Drink Alone. Turns out he considered himself a White Trash Millionaire but I didn't agree. |
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"Bloody hell, more hoops I've got to jump through.
They aren't exactly hoops you can control though dearest
If it has a button , i can control it. you've got a button haven't you?
I have a belly button
That's not what I expected.
I aim to keep peepsies on their tootsies "
I aim to keep a woman in the edge of each of her orgasms, but each to their own. |
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"I haven't mentioned that's just to get my kik.
The extended version:
Mustn't smell like kippers or your grandparents airing cupboard
Must be a good twat not a twat twat
Not an alcoholic
Accepts the fact I'm piss poor and we will dine on cheese toasties
Oh... and if my dog doesn't like you, none of the above matter coz you can go fuck yourself with a cactus. She's a wicked judge of character "
Boom! I can make all those. Get your coat you've pulled... |
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"My ringtone is vermillion pt2.
I love Slipknot.
Ok, not metal but I adore Black Stone Cherry
Blame it on the boom boom
Me And Mary Jane were going to Blame It On The Boom Boom,but I was Feelin' Fuzzy after riding on the Lonely Train to Hollywood In Kentucky.She kept Shakin' My Cage,the Violator Girl,then she asked me to Stay,but I told her she's the Devil's Queen and me going was The Way Of The Future and that even a Blind Man could see that.
Bravo!
I requested Please Come In after the Long Ride to meet me. He had travelled far and wide, he must have been The Rambler.
Was Such A Shame he was an alcoholic, would have been far Cheaper To Drink Alone. Turns out he considered himself a White Trash Millionaire but I didn't agree."
Was he a Rain Wizard?If so he must have been through Hell And High Water using a Soul Machine for you to tell him to Please Come In.Did Reverend Wrinkle or The Ghost Of Floyd Collins have anything to do with this Darkest Secret you're sharing? |
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"As long as I'm
Attracted to you physically
Attracted to you mentally
You make me laugh
We can arrange a time that suits us both, that won't be a fuck n go
We are sexually compatible
You like dogs
You don't turn up with a hangover
You like me for me - not just my fandango or god given oral talent.
I'm sure these things aren't that hard to comprehend!
Im your dream come true . If only I could prove it . Anyway I send sincere perricabobulations to you . X
Edmund? "
a proof of humour. Pol |
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"I haven't mentioned that's just to get my kik.
The extended version:
Mustn't smell like kippers or your grandparents airing cupboard
Must be a good twat not a twat twat
Not an alcoholic
Accepts the fact I'm piss poor and we will dine on cheese toasties
Oh... and if my dog doesn't like you, none of the above matter coz you can go fuck yourself with a cactus. She's a wicked judge of character "
all dogs love me . I'm definitely a proper twat .x |
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