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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"itchy fan needs a man"

More like the gum clinic me thinks...

can you think of any others , specially those that make no sense whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Mad as a box of frogs'- who puts frogs in a box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'Mad as a box of frogs'- who puts frogs in a box?"

someone who is mad ?i bet

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

'AND IM LIKE'...

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Well, i'll go to the foot of our stairs"

And i live in a flat.

And i'm metricated too.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"'Mad as a box of frogs'- who puts frogs in a box?

someone who is mad ?i bet

You lose. Someone who is mad, and i should know, would put the box in the frogs.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

Gran had loads...

She's no better than she should be ,

Was one of my faves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't come running to me when you break ya leg

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

you'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"don't come running to me when you break ya leg

My mother always said that...if you fall out that tree and break ya legs, dont come running to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i will knock that smile right off ya face in a minute"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At the end of the day...

Its frikkin 7am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooooo she was a right bugger up the back"

wtf was that one about eh ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its rude to eat with your mouth open.

how else am i going to get food/cock in my mouth,if its not open lol!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granny's are good at them ...

"c'mere tae a belt ya"

Best laugh is, we'd go! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My old grandad had one that was rather suss..

"you will get it up the back alley if ya dont behave"

wasnt till years later i found out that was where he kept the cane

Phewwwwwww

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

look at that for the price of fish

dont chuck the baby out with bath water

this aint buying the baby a new hat

cant sit about her lollygaggling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granny's are good at them ...

"c'mere tae a belt ya"

Best laugh is, we'd go! lol

Subtitles please hehehe kiddinggggg!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sticking with the fish theme ...

it's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I used to say "well this wont get the nappies changed"

and me old mom would say i was tempting fate...

two years later a lovely bouncing boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Granny's are good at them ...

"c'mere tae a belt ya"

Best laugh is, we'd go! lol

Subtitles please hehehe kiddinggggg!"

lol she wasn't!!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"a lovely bouncing boy"

i was a boy once, and it fecking hurts, especially if it were on the stone flags

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"oh well said nell, the hole in ya belly wil never get well, if ya keep on picking it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're asking for a smack. - no mum, I just wanted sweets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

new bed new baby. One mans meat is another mans poison. Fur coat, no knickers. Cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear.

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By *amschwingerzCouple over a year ago

West

In actual fact....as opposed to what?..a fictitious one?

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