I was talking to some men recently and they told me that I don't need to bother using my charm or wit when chatting to a girl. They recommended just taking a picture of my penis and sending that. As girls prefer to cut the chase and usually they will then send a pic of their pussy or boobs as a thank you .
So what's the best way to take a pic of my dick? Should I add anything to it like a beard hat or a temporary tattoo?
Thanks for any feedback.
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
in the centre |
"I personally love a comedy penis.
I got one wearing a pair of sunglasses over the weekend.
I took a screenshot and it is now the screensaver on my phone  "
comedy penis ?? You mean like Michael McIntyre?  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I personally love a comedy penis.
I got one wearing a pair of sunglasses over the weekend.
I took a screenshot and it is now the screensaver on my phone "
Oh now I feel sad, you've reminded me of ThingTwos party cock  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Squeeze it right at the bottom of the shaft to, makes it look much bigger. But make sure your fingernails are dirty, us women love that."
This
Don't forget to angle the camera correctly too - you can double or even triple the size of your manhood from this alone!! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Make sure we cant see any of your body. We like the floaty cock look."
Even better just have the head and a little bit of the shaft poking into shot with a large part of the room you're in taking up most of the frame |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"I personally love a comedy penis.
I got one wearing a pair of sunglasses over the weekend.
I took a screenshot and it is now the screensaver on my phone
Oh now I feel sad, you've reminded me of ThingTwos party cock "
Oh I don’t think I ever got to witness that  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Oh how about this for a 'different' take...buy one of those packets of flags you can get to decorate sandcastles at the beach..slide one a little way into your urethra and you've got an instant patriotic pic and a sound into the bargain!!
Just be careful of splinters!!  |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"Oh how about this for a 'different' take...buy one of those packets of flags you can get to decorate sandcastles at the beach..slide one a little way into your urethra and you've got an instant patriotic pic and a sound into the bargain!!
Just be careful of splinters!! "
That made me cross my legs and I don’t have a wang! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally love a comedy penis.
I got one wearing a pair of sunglasses over the weekend.
I took a screenshot and it is now the screensaver on my phone "
That sound familiar  |
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"Oh how about this for a 'different' take...buy one of those packets of flags you can get to decorate sandcastles at the beach..slide one a little way into your urethra and you've got an instant patriotic pic and a sound into the bargain!!
Just be careful of splinters!!
That made me cross my legs and I don’t have a wang! "
ouch |
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