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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So what’s the best opening line because I’m getting nowhere here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Show us your cock... Works for me everytime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Show us your cock... Works for me everytime. "

Why aren’t you in Scotland

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By *easingtessWoman  over a year ago

waterford

Wanna fuck im in your area

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Hello' and go on to introduce yourself a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So what’s the best opening line because I’m getting nowhere here "

Faf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Faf, obvs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Show us your cock... Works for me everytime.

Why aren’t you in Scotland "

Ahh why aren't you 10 years older and 5 stone heavier?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello

Introduce yourself

Something relevant to their profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All women love being called bitches, whores and sluts. And they really love loads of cock pics in the 1st message you send them. Oh and make sure your message is riddled with typos. By combining all of the above, you should get quite the response!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Show us your cock... Works for me everytime.

Why aren’t you in Scotland

Ahh why aren't you 10 years older and 5 stone heavier? "

No need to be either for us to have fun together

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All women love being called bitches, whores and sluts. And they really love loads of cock pics in the 1st message you send them. Oh and make sure your message is riddled with typos. By combining all of the above, you should get quite the response! "

Haha right thanks a lot man, I’ll do that

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Txt spk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always introduce yourself as the man with the sky remote sized cock, they go nuts for that

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Always introduce yourself as the man with the sky remote sized cock, they go nuts for that "
I hear there's a mini size..

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I want to smash your back doors & ruin you

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I want to smash your back doors & ruin you

"

yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want to smash your back doors & ruin you

"

Surely that doesn’t work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All women love being called bitches, whores and sluts. And they really love loads of cock pics in the 1st message you send them. Oh and make sure your message is riddled with typos. By combining all of the above, you should get quite the response!

Haha right thanks a lot man, I’ll do that "

Sorry for the jokey reply, but I had to do it.

More seriously: just be open and honest about what you want. Be friendly without being creepy or pushy.

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By *est Wales WifeCouple  over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

"Hi, I'm a recent Euro Lottery jackpot winner"

usually works a treat; so I'm told

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All women love being called bitches, whores and sluts. And they really love loads of cock pics in the 1st message you send them. Oh and make sure your message is riddled with typos. By combining all of the above, you should get quite the response!

Haha right thanks a lot man, I’ll do that

Sorry for the jokey reply, but I had to do it.

More seriously: just be open and honest about what you want. Be friendly without being creepy or pushy. "

Haha no bother man, we are all here to have a laugh. Cheers for the advice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roses are red,Violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wanna fuck im in your area "

Wish you fucking were!

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By *umblefunMan  over a year ago

London/ South East


"Roses are red,Violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9 "

Like this!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are red,Violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9

Like this!"

Worked on me - maybe I'm just easily pleased lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use your best tinder lines.

I like to use

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

I have had 0% success so far but I am still hopelessly optimistic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Use your best tinder lines.

I like to use

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

I have had 0% success so far but I am still hopelessly optimistic."

Haha keep trying man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Roses are red,Violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9

Like this!

Worked on me - maybe I'm just easily pleased lol"

I love this

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Roses are red,Violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9

Like this!

Worked on me - maybe I'm just easily pleased lol"

I failed with my message to you

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By *wesomeSauce!Man  over a year ago

Brighton

All the old cheesy chatup lines.

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roses are red,Violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9

Like this!

Worked on me - maybe I'm just easily pleased lol

I failed with my message to you "

You messaged me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's what I get of starter messages ^^^^^^

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By *umblefunMan  over a year ago

London/ South East


"Roses are red,Violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9

Like this!

Worked on me - maybe I'm just easily pleased lol

I failed with my message to you

You messaged me? "

I'd like to take you up on the offer and be the 6......but I'm too old to get past your filter....grrrr lol

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By *umblefunMan  over a year ago

London/ South East


"Roses are red,Violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9

Like this!

Worked on me - maybe I'm just easily pleased lol

I failed with my message to you

You messaged me? "

I'd like to take you up on the offer and be the 6......but I'm too old to get past your filter....grrrr lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Faf with a picture of your dick.

If feeling adventurous your dick hanging out of someone else, your dick with a household object, your dick with something in it, your dick with something on it, your dick with another dick, a nicer dick mascerading as your dick, your dick in black and white, your dick from an arty angle, your dick in the bath, any other picture with your dick in it.

It's basically all about the dick.

Good luck.

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