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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All women love being called bitches, whores and sluts. And they really love loads of cock pics in the 1st message you send them. Oh and make sure your message is riddled with typos. By combining all of the above, you should get quite the response! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show us your cock... Works for me everytime.
Why aren’t you in Scotland
Ahh why aren't you 10 years older and 5 stone heavier? "
No need to be either for us to have fun together |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All women love being called bitches, whores and sluts. And they really love loads of cock pics in the 1st message you send them. Oh and make sure your message is riddled with typos. By combining all of the above, you should get quite the response! "
Haha right thanks a lot man, I’ll do that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All women love being called bitches, whores and sluts. And they really love loads of cock pics in the 1st message you send them. Oh and make sure your message is riddled with typos. By combining all of the above, you should get quite the response!
Haha right thanks a lot man, I’ll do that "
Sorry for the jokey reply, but I had to do it.
More seriously: just be open and honest about what you want. Be friendly without being creepy or pushy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All women love being called bitches, whores and sluts. And they really love loads of cock pics in the 1st message you send them. Oh and make sure your message is riddled with typos. By combining all of the above, you should get quite the response!
Haha right thanks a lot man, I’ll do that
Sorry for the jokey reply, but I had to do it.
More seriously: just be open and honest about what you want. Be friendly without being creepy or pushy. "
Haha no bother man, we are all here to have a laugh. Cheers for the advice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Use your best tinder lines.
I like to use
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
I have had 0% success so far but I am still hopelessly optimistic. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Use your best tinder lines.
I like to use
“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
I have had 0% success so far but I am still hopelessly optimistic."
Haha keep trying man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red,Violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9
Like this!
Worked on me - maybe I'm just easily pleased lol
I failed with my message to you "
You messaged me? |
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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago
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"Roses are red,Violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9
Like this!
Worked on me - maybe I'm just easily pleased lol
I failed with my message to you
You messaged me? "
I'd like to take you up on the offer and be the 6......but I'm too old to get past your filter....grrrr lol |
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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago
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"Roses are red,Violets are fine you be the 6 and I'll be the 9
Like this!
Worked on me - maybe I'm just easily pleased lol
I failed with my message to you
You messaged me? "
I'd like to take you up on the offer and be the 6......but I'm too old to get past your filter....grrrr lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Faf with a picture of your dick.
If feeling adventurous your dick hanging out of someone else, your dick with a household object, your dick with something in it, your dick with something on it, your dick with another dick, a nicer dick mascerading as your dick, your dick in black and white, your dick from an arty angle, your dick in the bath, any other picture with your dick in it.
It's basically all about the dick.
Good luck. |
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