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over a year ago
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At yoga you have to lie and relax everything and I mean everything and the warm up exercises include free will farting. The first time I went I thought I was going to die trying to hold my laughter in but in time you get used to the parps coming from around the room ... I still wont free fart though even if it meant achieving perfect inner peace  |
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"At yoga you have to lie and relax everything and I mean everything and the warm up exercises include free will farting. The first time I went I thought I was going to die trying to hold my laughter in but in time you get used to the parps coming from around the room ... I still wont free fart though even if it meant achieving perfect inner peace "
I'd have to eat pork and stuffing sarnies before I went to class, just for artistic content  |
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"At yoga you have to lie and relax everything and I mean everything and the warm up exercises include free will farting. The first time I went I thought I was going to die trying to hold my laughter in but in time you get used to the parps coming from around the room ... I still wont free fart though even if it meant achieving perfect inner peace
I'd have to eat pork and stuffing sarnies before I went to class, just for artistic content "
Believe me quorn and tofu farts stink just as bad - if not worse!  |
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over a year ago
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Years ago I was at a martial arts event with 100s of people and we all had to lie on the floor and hold our legs about 2 inches up for as long as we could
So many people were farting,it sounded like a 100 squeaky coffin lids opening,I was rolling on the floor laughing and got told off for not taking it seriously
Still makes me giggle when I think about it now |
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over a year ago
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It's very common place in my gym as were all on high protein diets and if I change my supplements mine smell like I've sold my arse to the devil just ask lolli!!  |
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"At yoga you have to lie and relax everything and I mean everything and the warm up exercises include free will farting. The first time I went I thought I was going to die trying to hold my laughter in but in time you get used to the parps coming from around the room ... I still wont free fart though even if it meant achieving perfect inner peace "
I'm sat on sofa at work with my colleague sat on the sofa opposite wondering why I'm crying with laughter , thank you you have made my night xx |
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over a year ago
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"Necessary evil or just showing off ? Does farting while lifting weights count as true multitasking? Discuss ......"
well most guys think farting while being rimmed is multi tasking so cant see why the gym dont count |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thankyou all for your valuable contributions to this thread - fortunately I haven't farted whilst reading it - sadly I have pissed Myself laughing - that could be a whole new thread!!!  |
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