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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had sex with Liev Shrieber and you wont because he's with me. lol. X
Sharing is caring remember emmmmmm, NO its Liev Shrieber FFS! x" he was great in the goon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never had sex
on a box
Or with a fox
Or in a house
Or with a mouse
I have never had sex here or there
I have never had sex...anywhere
I do not like sex with green eggs or ham
I do not like them op.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never had sex in a beer cellar
Peach x
Beer cellar was awesome, but pretty sure everyone in the pub could hear"
We were caught before completion
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had sex in a porch
I had a fabulous snog in a Porche.... " I had a big mac in one too...dropped a gherkin...no way could I find it in the confined space. |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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"I have never had sex
on a box
Or with a fox
Or in a house
Or with a mouse
I have never had sex here or there
I have never had sex...anywhere
I do not like sex with green eggs or ham
I do not like them op.
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Awesome.
I have never had sex at work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had sex in a porch
I had a fabulous snog in a Porche.... I had a big mac in one too...dropped a gherkin...no way could I find it in the confined space.
I had my legs out the sun roof....... "
you can that in a porsche? I struggled to get out of the door let alone what you're describing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never had sex
on a box
Or with a fox
Or in a house
Or with a mouse
I have never had sex here or there
I have never had sex...anywhere
I do not like sex with green eggs or ham
I do not like them op.
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Hahahaha. ... Flash backs of childhood reading and vivid imagination of Doc S. The adult versions need to be told more lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never had sex
on a box
Or with a fox
Or in a house
Or with a mouse
I have never had sex here or there
I have never had sex...anywhere
I do not like sex with green eggs or ham
I do not like them op.
"
I've never had sex dressed as the cat in the hat
Fuzz |
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