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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I find it hard to get a regular supply of amphibians, and cleaning my racket afterwards is a nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe try with regular balls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Try covering your racket with cling film or shrink wrap. Still get a good hit at them and easily cleaned afterwards

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

Why not set up an amphibian farm to breed your own ?

You could offset the costs by selling to other frog tennis enthusiasts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I prefer frog baseball its so much fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I find it hard to get a regular supply of amphibians, and cleaning my racket afterwards is a nightmare! "

Oh god I laughed out loud at this ... how inappropriate

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hmmm....interesting, very interesting.

Cling film and breeding my own little bundles of squishy green fun?

I could maybe pitch it on dragons den.

You think they'd invest in a frog farm? It could have legs (metaphorically speaking of course - the actual frogs legs could be sold off to master chef as ingredients for one of their dishes. After all, both shows are on the Beeb).

Thanks fabbers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmm....interesting, very interesting.

Cling film and breeding my own little bundles of squishy green fun?

I could maybe pitch it on dragons den.

You think they'd invest in a frog farm? It could have legs (metaphorically speaking of course - the actual frogs legs could be sold off to master chef as ingredients for one of their dishes. After all, both shows are on the Beeb).

Thanks fabbers!"

I like frogs legs very tasty,the only problem is they kept kickin the peas off the plate

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple  over a year ago

Tredegar

I don’t know if anyone’s interested but I’ve got a frog cannon in the garage. It can shoot frogs or a squirrel about about 500 yards.

Free to good home.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmm....interesting, very interesting.

Cling film and breeding my own little bundles of squishy green fun?

I could maybe pitch it on dragons den.

You think they'd invest in a frog farm? It could have legs (metaphorically speaking of course - the actual frogs legs could be sold off to master chef as ingredients for one of their dishes. After all, both shows are on the Beeb).

Thanks fabbers!

I like frogs legs very tasty,the only problem is they kept kickin the peas off the plate"

Just spat out my drink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don’t know if anyone’s interested but I’ve got a frog cannon in the garage. It can shoot frogs or a squirrel about about 500 yards.

Free to good home. "

Why not bad homes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strange man!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gerbal tennis is good fun also

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gerbal tennis is good fun also"

Or is it gerbil? Oh i dont know

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple  over a year ago

Tredegar


"I don’t know if anyone’s interested but I’ve got a frog cannon in the garage. It can shoot frogs or a squirrel about about 500 yards.

Free to good home.

Why not bad homes?"

I wouldn’t want it going to someone who is cruel to animals!

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By *ervent_fervourMan  over a year ago

Halifax

What about toads? Frogs always seem to get all the attention and fun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about toads? Frogs always seem to get all the attention and fun.

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Mr shlong long time since iv seen you on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Liquid latex.

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By *ervent_fervourMan  over a year ago

Halifax


"What about toads? Frogs always seem to get all the attention and fun.

Mr shlong long time since iv seen you on here"

I know...Have you changed your profile name??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What about toads? Frogs always seem to get all the attention and fun.

Mr shlong long time since iv seen you on here

I know...Have you changed your profile name??"

I deleted my old profile and came back because im a nosey twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Gerbal tennis is good fun also

Or is it gerbil? Oh i dont know"

Careful where you put those gerbals...gerbils...those small furry rodents!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I find it hard to get a regular supply of amphibians, and cleaning my racket afterwards is a nightmare! "

I've invented leap ball. Epic fail ! All the frogs were wearing open toad sandals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don’t know if anyone’s interested but I’ve got a frog cannon in the garage. It can shoot frogs or a squirrel about about 500 yards.

Free to good home. "

A frog cannon? What an excellent idea! I'm thinking that a weapon like that could be good for non-lethal home defence.

Well, non-lethal to the intruder anyway...

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By *appy squirrelWoman  over a year ago

Norwich


"I don’t know if anyone’s interested but I’ve got a frog cannon in the garage. It can shoot frogs or a squirrel about about 500 yards.

Free to good home. "

it can shoot squirrels???

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