So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.
Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies
I'll start with
will my cock run a 10 second 100m
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"Can your cock do 100m hurdles?
My ball sack still has the bruises and is swollen to the size of a melon.
Note to self, must clear the hurdles by a greater amount  "
Hmm. What about swimming? 100m relay? Sure you could find 3 more cocks to make a team  |
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"Can your cock do 100m hurdles?
My ball sack still has the bruises and is swollen to the size of a melon.
Note to self, must clear the hurdles by a greater amount
Hmm. What about swimming? 100m relay? Sure you could find 3 more cocks to make a team "
That's a good one, I need to find a pair of cock sized speedos, goggles and the tight hat they wear  |
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"Can your cock do 100m hurdles?
My ball sack still has the bruises and is swollen to the size of a melon.
Note to self, must clear the hurdles by a greater amount
Hmm. What about swimming? 100m relay? Sure you could find 3 more cocks to make a team
That's a good one, I need to find a pair of cock sized speedos, goggles and the tight hat they wear "
Don’t forget a nose clip  |
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"Can your cock do 100m hurdles?
My ball sack still has the bruises and is swollen to the size of a melon.
Note to self, must clear the hurdles by a greater amount
Hmm. What about swimming? 100m relay? Sure you could find 3 more cocks to make a team
That's a good one, I need to find a pair of cock sized speedos, goggles and the tight hat they wear
Don’t forget a nose clip "
Dam I had forgot !
And a towel and flip flops to get to the pool |
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"So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.
Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies
I'll start with
will my cock run a 10 second 100m
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Come and try it on me and I will confirm if it is athletic or not  |
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"So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.
Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies
I'll start with
will my cock run a 10 second 100m
Come and try it on me and I will confirm if it is athletic or not "
Are you going to time me |
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"So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.
Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies
I'll start with
will my cock run a 10 second 100m
Come and try it on me and I will confirm if it is athletic or not
Are you going to time me "
No! If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well and that means taking the time to do it properly |
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"So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.
Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies
I'll start with
will my cock run a 10 second 100m
Come and try it on me and I will confirm if it is athletic or not
Are you going to time me
No! If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well and that means taking the time to do it properly "
Marathon not a sprint then ? |
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"If it's large enough to use as a javlin....pls post a pic.
On second thoughts will darts do
Haha willy darts 
Do you think it will catch on ? "
Better than catching something else  |
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"So I'm reading a profile and one of the ladies specific requests is for a athletic cock.
Can you suggest things for my cock to try to see if it qualifies
I'll start with
will my cock run a 10 second 100m
Come and try it on me and I will confirm if it is athletic or not
Are you going to time me
No! If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well and that means taking the time to do it properly
Marathon not a sprint then ?"
Ohhh, a marathon sesh? Yes please xx |
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"I use mine to play pool.
Pool is athletic, right?
Pool is certainly a sport depending on which rules you play.
When you shoot, do you pick which hole it goes in? *snigger
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Snooker is better, if you can't pot the pink you've always got the brown as an option |
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