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The Strictly NO Dancing thread, for those that really want to dance..#9
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"Hello, most of you have gone sleepie byes, but this is ready for the morning. Na night, sleep tight! xx"What kind of title is that  | |||
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"Hello, most of you have gone sleepie byes, but this is ready for the morning. Na night, sleep tight! xx
What kind of title is that "Hehe! Don't you love it! | |||
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"I can dance if I want to "I thought you were a closet dancer | |||
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"I can dance if I want to
I thought you were a closet dancer "I'll need a bigger closet | |||
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"I can dance if I want to
I thought you were a closet dancer
I'll need a bigger closet "You can do some small movements in a closet | |||
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"Well I'm off to bed now ladies a troggsso I'll wish you good night and I hope cosmo has kept that bed warm "Na night I hope she has too! xx | |||
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(Hope you’re going to Hoover that up)  | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around " Morning _oddy...where's that mop you said you were bringing round?  | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around " Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around. | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around. "Not in my place it's fecking flooded | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded "Uh oh
You need a plumber? Or an ark?  | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded "Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! "I'm at work darlings | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings "I know, lovely! Have a good one! | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Uh oh
You need a plumber? Or an ark? "Gasp..a snorkel | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings
I know, lovely! Have a good one! "I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings
I know, lovely! Have a good one!
I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her "Are you unstuck now? | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings
I know, lovely! Have a good one!
I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her
Are you unstuck now? "Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings
I know, lovely! Have a good one!
I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her
Are you unstuck now?
Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides "Haha! Did any skin come off? | |||
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"Skips round singing looks at misstress'so deriaire grins" You are so norty! There may be trouble ahead! | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings
I know, lovely! Have a good one!
I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her
Are you unstuck now?
Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides
Haha! Did any skin come off? "Only off the top of the coffee onto my face | |||
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"Skips round singing looks at misstress'so deriaire grins" You won't be grinning young lady...when I get you over my knee  | |||
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"Skips round singing looks at misstress'so deriaire grins You are so norty! There may be trouble ahead! "Oh there will | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings
I know, lovely! Have a good one!
I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her
Are you unstuck now?
Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides
Haha! Did any skin come off?
Only off the top of the coffee onto my face "Do you have a coffee machine or is it that instant stuff? | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings
I know, lovely! Have a good one!
I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her
Are you unstuck now?
Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides
Haha! Did any skin come off?
Only off the top of the coffee onto my face
Do you have a coffee machine or is it that instant stuff? "No I lied a little...no skin on my coffee...it gives the perfect head...my machine does  | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings
I know, lovely! Have a good one!
I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her
Are you unstuck now?
Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides
Haha! Did any skin come off?
Only off the top of the coffee onto my face
Do you have a coffee machine or is it that instant stuff?
No I lied a little...no skin on my coffee...it gives the perfect head...my machine does "Haha, I have a coffee machine but never use it, can't be arsed, just drink the instant stuff | |||
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"Skips round singing looks at misstress'so deriaire grins You won't be grinning young lady...when I get you over my knee "is dat a promise | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings
I know, lovely! Have a good one!
I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her
Are you unstuck now?
Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides
Haha! Did any skin come off?
Only off the top of the coffee onto my face
Do you have a coffee machine or is it that instant stuff?
No I lied a little...no skin on my coffee...it gives the perfect head...my machine does
Haha, I have a coffee machine but never use it, can't be arsed, just drink the instant stuff "It's all I use now...it's not one of them pod ones....it'll have you know it's a bean to cup machine...instant coffee coffee is now (vomit) | |||
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"morning lads and lassies throws glitter around Morning Voddy! Ooh lots of pretty glittery stuff around.
Not in my place it's fecking flooded
Haha! Where's the lady with the mop! I'm at work darlings
I know, lovely! Have a good one!
I hope some bugger has took that fecking super glue off her
Are you unstuck now?
Yeah finally, that first latte didn't touch the sides
Haha! Did any skin come off?
Only off the top of the coffee onto my face
Do you have a coffee machine or is it that instant stuff?
No I lied a little...no skin on my coffee...it gives the perfect head...my machine does
Haha, I have a coffee machine but never use it, can't be arsed, just drink the instant stuff
It's all I use now...it's not one of them pod ones....it'll have you know it's a bean to cup machine...instant coffee coffee is now (vomit)"Oh bugger..forgot how to do that emoji | |||
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"Skips round singing looks at misstress'so deriaire grins You won't be grinning young lady...when I get you over my knee is dat a promise"It sure is | |||
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"Morning
"Good morning paul | |||
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Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?  | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol? "Need more then paracetamol atm matey | |||
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"I think i d*unk to much ale last night"
Morning Dash | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Need more then paracetamol atm matey "Oh that doesn't sound good mate | |||
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"I think i d*unk to much ale last night" So just another day for you then | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Need more then paracetamol atm matey
Oh that doesn't sound good mate"Tell you later mate | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Need more then paracetamol atm matey
Oh that doesn't sound good mate
Tell you later mate "Ok fella
In your own time. | |||
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"I think i d*unk to much ale last night
Morning Dash "Morning paul from hull,or is it good afternoon | |||
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"I think i d*unk to much ale last night
Morning Dash
Morning paul from hull,or is it good afternoon"I think it's afternoon... | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol? "Not a lot. Mistress got flooded 
I got painkillers if u need? | |||
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You modelling the sparkly wet suit too? | |||
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"Well hello me caveman xx "I'm sulking. Still can't get that gaffa tape off | |||
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"Well hello me caveman xx "I forsee a bloody red backside | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?"Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today | |||
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"Waves to Pauly from the smokers corner xx" Ello, room for a little one? | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today "Uh oh | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today "Too much Ben shows? | |||
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"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X " Same | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows? "Shaws | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows? "Happy shopper cola, and vodka | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka "What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night "Leaving a trail of glitter | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
Leaving a trail of glitter "And flood destruction | |||
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"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X Same "Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x | |||
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"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X Same
Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x "Good afternoon angiebu | |||
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"Well hello me caveman xx
I forsee a bloody red backside "You watching Baboon again | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night "No fecking anybody for me  I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though | |||
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"Well hello me caveman xx
I forsee a bloody red backside
You watching Baboon again "At flamingo land yesterday | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though "Oh do spill the beans? | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans? "A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho | |||
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"Well hello me caveman xx
I forsee a bloody red backside
You watching Baboon again
At flamingo land yesterday "I thought that place closed years ago... I must get out more.. If _oddy comes back with a key for these chains | |||
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Hello twirly, glittery, sparkly ladies Results tonight, say no more..... | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans?
A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho "Oooh..sounds fun! | |||
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"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X Same
Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x
Good afternoon angiebu "Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans?
A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho
Oooh..sounds fun! "Afternoon _amiss
Yes it was | |||
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"Waves to Pauly from the smokers corner xx Ello, room for a little one?" I wouldent say you were little | |||
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"Waves to Pauly from the smokers corner xx Ello, room for a little one?I wouldent say you were little " | |||
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"Waves to Pauly from the smokers corner xx Ello, room for a little one?I wouldent say you were little
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"Well hello me caveman xx
I forsee a bloody red backside
You watching Baboon again
At flamingo land yesterday
I thought that place closed years ago...
I must get out more..
If _oddy comes back with a key for these chains "Your fecked...she's working a double | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans?
A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho "Dirty old bugger | |||
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"Afternoon playmates, hope you're getting dried off, over your hangovers and putting plenty of cream on red bums! Hello twirly, glittery, sparkly ladies Results tonight, say no more..... "Yes say no more on that subject here lady | |||
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"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X Same
Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x
Good afternoon angiebu
Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x "Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages | |||
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"Waves to Pauly from the smokers corner xx Ello, room for a little one?I wouldent say you were little "Hussy | |||
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"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X Same
Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x
Good afternoon angiebu
Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x
Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages " won't be ya arse that's stuck next time | |||
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"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X Same
Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x
Good afternoon angiebu
Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x
Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages won't be ya arse that's stuck next time"Aye but your will be the next one to be red raw | |||
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"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X Same
Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x
Good afternoon angiebu
Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x
Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages "But you enjoyed every minute x | |||
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"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X Same
Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x
Good afternoon angiebu
Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x
Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages
But you enjoyed every minute x " | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans?
A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho
Dirty old bugger "Chance would be a fine thing!
Oi I'm younger than you | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans?
A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho
Dirty old bugger
Chance would be a fine thing!
Oi I'm younger than you "ooooooo a toy boy | |||
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"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X Same
Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x
Good afternoon angiebu
Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x
Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages
But you enjoyed every minute x "and loved the water sports | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans?
A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho
Dirty old bugger
Chance would be a fine thing!
Oi I'm younger than you "Only in fab years | |||
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"Afternoon all, I've a bit of a fuzzy head today. Had to take my painkillers and this is the result. X Same
Terrible, but can't take ibuprofen so have to stick with co codamol x
Good afternoon angiebu
Good afternoon mistress, I hope you're recovering from last night quickly x
Quickly...she had me stuck to that fecking chair for ages
But you enjoyed every minute x and loved the water sports "Had to get my carpet cleaner back of my daughter | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans?
A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho
Dirty old bugger
Chance would be a fine thing!
Oi I'm younger than you ooooooo a toy boy "*looks around* Me? Nooo this toy's broken n collecting dust on the shelf | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans?
A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho
Dirty old bugger
Chance would be a fine thing!
Oi I'm younger than you ooooooo a toy boy
*looks around*
Me? Nooo this toy's broken n collecting dust on the shelf "gets the superglue out | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans?
A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho
Dirty old bugger
Chance would be a fine thing!
Oi I'm younger than you ooooooo a toy boy
*looks around*
Me? Nooo this toy's broken n collecting dust on the shelf gets the superglue out"Run mate fecking run | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans?
A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho
Dirty old bugger
Chance would be a fine thing!
Oi I'm younger than you ooooooo a toy boy
*looks around*
Me? Nooo this toy's broken n collecting dust on the shelf gets the superglue out
Run mate fecking run "His arse is safe which is more than yours is | |||
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"Morning mistress
Morning Lexie
What have I missed?
Anybody got any paracetamol?
Not a lot. Mistress got flooded
I got painkillers if u need?
Flooded?!
Just a couple please Lexie, feeling a little delicate today
Too much Ben shows?
Happy shopper cola, and vodka
What? You had fecking _oddy...she didn't half fecking get about last night
No fecking anybody for me I did have a good night in the company of a beautiful petite blonde though
Oh do spill the beans?
A gentleman never tells
I will say it was fast and furious x 5 tho
Dirty old bugger
Chance would be a fine thing!
Oi I'm younger than you ooooooo a toy boy
*looks around*
Me? Nooo this toy's broken n collecting dust on the shelf gets the superglue out"There ain't enough superglue & ducktape in the world, not even Bob the builder can fix me | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? "Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help"Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly! | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly! "Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave "I knew I could rely on you | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave "Woose | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
I knew I could rely on you "You know who your friends are, eh! | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose "I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here "Ooh, I'm off to find a cave! | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
Ooh, I'm off to find a cave! "There's room in mine | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
I knew I could rely on you
You know who your friends are, eh! "I sure do | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here "You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels "Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough | |||
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"comes in with hot apple dumplings and chantilly cream" Your not seducing your way out off this one with your bloody apples | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!
There's room in mine "Ooh you won't spank me though, will you? | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels
Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough "But are they sparkly stilettos? | |||
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"comes in with hot apple dumplings and chantilly cream" Now I am salivating, slurp! | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave "Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling "takes some dumplings over to the caveman | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling " | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!
There's room in mine
Ooh you won't spank me though, will you? "Only if you want me to | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels
Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough
But are they sparkly stilettos? "I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!
There's room in mine
Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?
Only if you want me to "I don't suit the red bum look! | |||
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"comes in with hot apple dumplings and chantilly cream Now I am salivating, slurp! "Scrumpet | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels
Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough
But are they sparkly stilettos?
I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly "Ooh..maybe we could do a swap for a frock.....when I get one!... | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling takes some dumplings over to the caveman"That's what got me chained up ladt time | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling "Hammer and chisel? | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels
Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough
But are they sparkly stilettos?
I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly "Did you get that handbag yet? | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!
There's room in mine
Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?
Only if you want me to
I don't suit the red bum look! "What about back of thighs? | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels
Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough
But are they sparkly stilettos?
I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly
Ooh..maybe we could do a swap for a frock.....when I get one!... "Ah but you will need to stuff some cotton wool in the ends methinks | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling takes some dumplings over to the caveman
That's what got me chained up ladt time "Apples...she is deffo eve | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel? "Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels
Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough
But are they sparkly stilettos?
I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly
Did you get that handbag yet? "It's Cumming | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story "Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!
There's room in mine
Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?
Only if you want me to
I don't suit the red bum look!
What about back of thighs? "Hmmmm....no, don't think so.... | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady "Yeah me too... wonder who she will visit first | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels
Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough
But are they sparkly stilettos?
I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly
Ooh..maybe we could do a swap for a frock.....when I get one!...
Ah but you will need to stuff some cotton wool in the ends methinks "Yes and you might need to stuff something in the frock | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!
There's room in mine
Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?
Only if you want me to
I don't suit the red bum look!
What about back of thighs?
Hmmmm....no, don't think so.... "Bondage? | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Yeah me too... wonder who she will visit first "Ah it depend on which certain lady you have in mind | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels
Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough
But are they sparkly stilettos?
I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly
Ooh..maybe we could do a swap for a frock.....when I get one!...
Ah but you will need to stuff some cotton wool in the ends methinks
Yes and you might need to stuff something in the frock "Nah its the bloody stuffing in knickers is the hard work | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Yeah me too... wonder who she will visit first
Ah it depend on which certain lady you have in mind "A gentleman never tells | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!
There's room in mine
Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?
Only if you want me to
I don't suit the red bum look!
What about back of thighs?
Hmmmm....no, don't think so....
Bondage? "...No...boring aren't I? | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Yeah me too... wonder who she will visit first
Ah it depend on which certain lady you have in mind
A gentleman never tells "I know...but does she have a liking for vodka by any chance? | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!
There's room in mine
Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?
Only if you want me to
I don't suit the red bum look!
What about back of thighs?
Hmmmm....no, don't think so....
Bondage?
...No...boring aren't I? "Sex? | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!
There's room in mine
Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?
Only if you want me to
I don't suit the red bum look!
What about back of thighs?
Hmmmm....no, don't think so....
Bondage?
...No...boring aren't I?
Sex? "Yes, I've tried that a few times and quite liked it! | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
Ooh, I'm off to find a cave!
There's room in mine
Ooh you won't spank me though, will you?
Only if you want me to
I don't suit the red bum look!
What about back of thighs?
Hmmmm....no, don't think so....
Bondage?
...No...boring aren't I?
Sex?
Yes, I've tried that a few times and quite liked it! "Ah we are making progress at last | |||
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"Anyway luvvies, off for me bath now, got to get ready to watch a little tv program, I've become fond of! Catch ya later "Cyl and I hope it's country file | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels
Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough
But are they sparkly stilettos?
I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly
Did you get that handbag yet?
It's Cumming "Here it is | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels
Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough
But are they sparkly stilettos?
I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly
Did you get that handbag yet?
It's Cumming
Here it is " | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady "Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment "You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment
You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave "It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment
You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave
It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice "Ah but of mice and men eh | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment
You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave
It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice
Ah but of mice and men eh " | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment "Waves... runs back in man cave remembering chains | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment
You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave
It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice
Ah but of mice and men eh
"Got a piece of cheese | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment
Waves... runs back in man cave remembering chains "Oi keep your caveman dabs off her
She's mine | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment
You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave
It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice
Ah but of mice and men eh
Got a piece of cheese "No better...I've ordered the cake | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment
You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave
It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice
Ah but of mice and men eh
Got a piece of cheese
No better...I've ordered the cake "That's better... Hey over here Cosmo... I've got cake... hope mistress never get unglued from that chair | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Oi
Sits quietly on my rock chains free ...smiling
Hammer and chisel?
Block and tackle... err forget that it was another long story
Nah I've got that in my cave awaiting a certain lady
Ooooo I love a bit of caveman treatment
You keep away from there...he has mice and all sorts in his cave
It's okay. My pussy will take care of the mice
Ah but of mice and men eh
Got a piece of cheese
No better...I've ordered the cake
That's better...
Hey over here Cosmo... I've got cake... hope mistress never get unglued from that chair "Have better still...I have cosmos glued to the chair now | |||
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"What's occurring with all this glue stuff? Pauly needs mending _amiss i might need your help
Ok, Voddy, I'm on it! Brace yourself Pauly!
Oooohhhhh I'm doing a caveman and retreating back to my cave
Woose
I'm back in fighting mode to show that little sub who's the boss here
You talk the talk but you can't walk the walk, not in those heels
Oi I can't d**** but I can strut my bloody stuff in 6" stilettos sure enough
But are they sparkly stilettos?
I have many pairs and some are truly sparkly
Did you get that handbag yet?
It's Cumming
Here it is "Aha, all shiny and sparkly | |||
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"Tut...Brian's gone.... Who is this Brian you speak of?" The hurricane?....... | |||
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"Tut...Brian's gone.... Who is this Brian you speak of? The hurricane?....... "Oh wasn't that Alex hig.... | |||
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"Tut...Brian's gone.... Who is this Brian you speak of? The hurricane?.......
Oh wasn't that Alex hig.... "Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore! | |||
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"Tut...Brian's gone.... Who is this Brian you speak of? The hurricane?.......
Oh wasn't that Alex hig....
Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore! "Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh
How's that frock coming along | |||
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"Tut...Brian's gone.... Who is this Brian you speak of? The hurricane?.......
Oh wasn't that Alex hig....
Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!
Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh
How's that frock coming along "Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on | |||
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"Tut...Brian's gone.... Who is this Brian you speak of? The hurricane?.......
Oh wasn't that Alex hig....
Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!
Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh
How's that frock coming along
Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on "Jeez how many can you do in a hour? | |||
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"Tut...Brian's gone.... Who is this Brian you speak of? The hurricane?.......
Oh wasn't that Alex hig....
Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!
Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh
How's that frock coming along
Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on
Jeez how many can you do in a hour? "I think 7 was my best effort, but I'm not normally that fast | |||
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"Tut...Brian's gone.... Who is this Brian you speak of? The hurricane?.......
Oh wasn't that Alex hig....
Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!
Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh
How's that frock coming along
Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on
Jeez how many can you do in a hour?
I think 7 was my best effort, but I'm not normally that fast "Oh bugger that will never be done for the weekend. ...I'll have to look on amazon  | |||
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"Tut...Brian's gone.... Who is this Brian you speak of? The hurricane?.......
Oh wasn't that Alex hig....
Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!
Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh
How's that frock coming along
Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on
Jeez how many can you do in a hour?
I think 7 was my best effort, but I'm not normally that fast
Oh bugger that will never be done for the weekend. ...I'll have to look on amazon "Ok.... but if you order from China, you need a size about 3 times your normal size and don't wash it, it'll fall to pieces! | |||
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"Tut...Brian's gone.... Who is this Brian you speak of? The hurricane?.......
Oh wasn't that Alex hig....
Haha! No this Brian is in a special show...and he's not in the special show, anymore!
Oh...I'll leave it there is don't think I need to know anymore on that eh
How's that frock coming along
Yep not bad, just got another 1000 sequins to sew on
Jeez how many can you do in a hour?
I think 7 was my best effort, but I'm not normally that fast
Oh bugger that will never be done for the weekend. ...I'll have to look on amazon
Ok.... but if you order from China, you need a size about 3 times your normal size and don't wash it, it'll fall to pieces! "I wonder if Paul knows any good charity shops | |||
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