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over a year ago
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick "
More importantly, what boozer do you drink in?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick "
Is this some kind of riddle?
Is the answer 42?
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over a year ago
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I went to bed at 9 last night and watched Lake Placid before falling asleep before 10, my Saturday nights haven’t half changed from what they used to be |
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"I went to bed at 9 last night and watched Lake Placid before falling asleep before 10, my Saturday nights haven’t half changed from what they used to be "
LAKE PLACID |
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"I went to bed at 9 last night and watched Lake Placid before falling asleep before 10, my Saturday nights haven’t half changed from what they used to be
LAKE PLACID"
Jane Fonda, Bill Pullman and Oliver Platt.
It’s not a movie about floppy willies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Few more drinks down me and I'll let you know who will I choose
I hope to God they had enough self respect to let you go home alone. "
He sounds a real charmer doesn’t he |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Both haha. I'm extremely jealous of them stroking your dick though"
So stoked me and now knows why I'm fucking her mate last night she was telling me I'm making her mate jealous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol "
Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol
Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it "
So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?
Lucky you eh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick
Great story "
It was uncomfortable with them all there bumping each other |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol
Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it
So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?
Lucky you eh."
Bro you don't even know some of the shit I've seen man I've been lucky trust me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gone to my local and my ex is there but I'm fucking the bar maid and to top things her mates just squeezed me dick
More importantly, what boozer do you drink in??"
Why |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol
Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it
So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?
Lucky you eh."
Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah, the days of having sex with people who are totally wasted. I remember them
Knew there was a reason why I didnt know what good sex was when I was young and foolish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol
Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it
So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?
Lucky you eh.
Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?"
Ok you started to realise now hellooooo what I staying frigging hell I have more fun offline then online I didn't know sites like this existed lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah, the days of having sex with people who are totally wasted. I remember them
Knew there was a reason why I didnt know what good sex was when I was young and foolish"
I'm not having sexy with random d*unk people im the only d*unk slut |
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol
Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it
So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?
Lucky you eh.
Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?"
No |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who did you go for in the end? "
Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her |
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"Who did you go for in the end?
Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her "
It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who did you go for in the end?
Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her "
So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?!
Sounds like my worst nightmare
Good for you tho, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying. "
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"Who did you go for in the end?
Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her
So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?!
Sounds like my worst nightmare
Good for you tho, "
Don't forget the mates sister |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol
Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it
So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?
Lucky you eh.
Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?
No "
So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol
Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it
So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?
Lucky you eh.
Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?
No
So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff. "
Someone's lying
I've lost track tbh
It gets tough to concentrate at my age |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who did you go for in the end?
Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her
So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?!
Sounds like my worst nightmare
Good for you tho,
Don't forget the mates sister "
I thought I’d mislaid someone somewhere |
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol
Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it
So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?
Lucky you eh.
Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?
No
So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff. "
Oh... That happens.... But not all of someone's ex's turning up with their mates and sisters and them all wanting to fuck the same person. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who did you go for in the end?
Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her
It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes! "
Nope this happens all the time for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who did you go for in the end?
Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her
So you had your ex, a barmaid, the barmaids mate, and another ex?!
Sounds like my worst nightmare
Good for you tho, "
Yesss you followed all came to the same bar I was fucked lol |
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"Who did you go for in the end?
Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her
It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes!
Nope this happens all the time for me "
You should change your name to studlyStudlington and your location to studsville |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
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People say I lie I don't care check my pics guys |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
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True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get them all together for a fffm lol
Listen to this then so the barmaid her mate likes me always stroking my dick flirting. Anyways she has a sister and the first thing she said to me is it your the one she's fucking then her and her sister kept asking to come back with me and the barmaid but she Wernt having none of it
So this just doesn’t happen in porno movies?
Lucky you eh.
Isn't this the kind of thing that goes on in Swingers clubs?
No
So, people who have told similar stories of what happens in them are lying? I don't mean ex girlfriends or barmaids, but the touching stuff.
Oh... That happens.... But not all of someone's ex's turning up with their mates and sisters and them all wanting to fuck the same person. "
So basically my barmaid mates 2 sister like me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot "
Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too |
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
People say I lie I don't care check my pics guys "
All your pics are of your face and body.... How does that prove that 5 women wanted to fuck you last night (after they got wasted that is) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who did you go for in the end?
Your Gona laugh so I fucked a girl last year she had a man so we stopped meeting what's the odds of her turning up I snuck off with her
It's like your entire sexual history flashed before your very eyes!
Nope this happens all the time for me
You should change your name to studlyStudlington and your location to studsville "
Haha i need a name change |
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot
Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too "
Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot
Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too
Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? "
Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?
You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot
Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too
Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well? "
Ok so I know one ex would be there but I don't want her no more she was trying it on soo hard with me. The other girls I didn't know they would come so that's what made it worse for me |
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot
Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too
Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well?
Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?
You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. "
Let's all be cool and cry from our panties not our eyes smile |
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot
Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too
Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well?
Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?
You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. "
Delightful. |
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot
Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too
Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well?
Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?
You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville. "
Ooooh burn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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People say I lie I don't care check my pics guys
That’s why they think you’re lying, they have checked. They’ve also read your other posts"
Which means
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot
Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too
Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well?
Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?
You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville.
Ooooh burn "
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"Why is it that whenever a young man comes on here telling a story people say he's making it up.
They're always getting told to go on a night out to find sex. Then when they do they're lying.
True tho everyone saying I'm lying Lmaooo who cares I fuck a lot
Exactly. Who cares. I fuck a lot too
Do all of your exes and your mates show up at the same time with their sisters, in the same place and all want to fuck you at the same time as well?
Give it a rest woman. Don't you have an ex to moan about on a thread somewhere?
You should change your name to Crybaby Bunting of Weepsville.
Ooooh burn
Fist bump "
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