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Does anyone ,,,,,,?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll begrudgingly give you a handjob if no one else will."
Well I appreciate the offer of a sympathy wank but in reality I must decline as I'm expecting to be inundated with offers from people wanting to do all three things  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll begrudgingly give you a handjob if no one else will.
Well I appreciate the offer of a sympathy wank but in reality I must decline as I'm expecting to be inundated with offers from people wanting to do all three things "
Just letting you know soxy that fuzz has boarded the train to Sunderland to tell you in person that he really won't do any of the above...
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*desperately waves hand in the air*
Me...me..uh... please miss...me
I really really DON'T want to kiss fuck or do anything to you. Except roll my eyes
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll begrudgingly give you a handjob if no one else will.
sympathy wannk??? havnt had 1 of them since i was a teenager  "
I used to get one every Saturday from my ex. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll begrudgingly give you a handjob if no one else will.
Well I appreciate the offer of a sympathy wank but in reality I must decline as I'm expecting to be inundated with offers from people wanting to do all three things
Just letting you know soxy that fuzz has boarded the train to Sunderland to tell you in person that he really won't do any of the above...
Peach x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would......but seems like you may be a little busy with all your charity work. "
How did you know about my charity work I keep that side of my life private |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wassamatter soxy? Not feeling the love?"
The proof is in the pudding ,,,,,,
It seems I an pudding for asking and that pudding seems to be Duff pudding  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*desperately waves hand in the air*
Me...me..uh... please miss...me
I really really DON'T want to kiss fuck or do anything to you. Except roll my eyes
Fuzz"
Job done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id leave out the wank part. Hard work enough doing myself"
I wouldn't take you skiing
Fuck sack man I'll not no divulge how I do it buy I can simultaneously wank four cocks.....
You blown you chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would......but seems like you may be a little busy with all your charity work.
How did you know about my charity work I keep that side of my life private "
I know you don’t like to talk about.....hope I haven’t embarrassed you too much by letting other people know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would......but seems like you may be a little busy with all your charity work.
How did you know about my charity work I keep that side of my life private
I know you don’t like to talk about.....hope I haven’t embarrassed you too much by letting other people know "
No worries I'll just immerse myself in the pursuit of helping the needy and those for who all hope has been abandoned until I make a grandiose appearance and change their lives immeasurable for the better ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id leave out the wank part. Hard work enough doing myself
I wouldn't take you skiing
Fuck sack man I'll not no divulge how I do it buy I can simultaneously wank four cocks.....
You blown you chance "
Is this what your charity work is? ((( ))) |
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"I would......but seems like you may be a little busy with all your charity work.
How did you know about my charity work I keep that side of my life private
I know you don’t like to talk about.....hope I haven’t embarrassed you too much by letting other people know
No worries I'll just immerse myself in the pursuit of helping the needy and those for who all hope has been abandoned until I make a grandiose appearance and change their lives immeasurable for the better ..... "
You say too much sir. I thought 'charity work' was getting sympathy wanks. |
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I didn't see the 'pass' option, so you can remove me from the obliged to k, f, wank demanding list of patrons. I'm assuming you're writing 4 posts and replies at a time, using your secret hand job skills ... Writers cramp? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry soxy, it's a no from me. Happy to sit and watch the Gp though"
You'll be charges for a ticket to watch but don't fret because all of the ticket prices will be donated to my charity work mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id leave out the wank part. Hard work enough doing myself
I wouldn't take you skiing
Fuck sack man I'll not no divulge how I do it buy I can simultaneously wank four cocks.....
You blown you chance
Is this what your charity work is? ((()))"
No my charity work involves making people happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id leave out the wank part. Hard work enough doing myself
I wouldn't take you skiing
Fuck sack man I'll not no divulge how I do it buy I can simultaneously wank four cocks.....
You blown you chance
Is this what your charity work is? ((()))
No my charity work involves making people happy "
You need more practice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*desperately waves hand in the air*
Me...me..uh... please miss...me
I really really DON'T want to kiss fuck or do anything to you. Except roll my eyes
Fuzz
Job done "
Well that was a wasted train journey! Didn't get a cuppa or insulted or anything pffft
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not want too kiss fuck and wank me ?
You look great,so yes to all the above  "
I'll put on a buffet in case we receive more than one acceptance message ......
Do you like cheesy balls ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry soxy, it's a no from me. Happy to sit and watch the Gp though
You'll be charges for a ticket to watch but don't fret because all of the ticket prices will be donated to my charity work mate "
A worthwhile cause I'm sure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id leave out the wank part. Hard work enough doing myself
I wouldn't take you skiing
Fuck sack man I'll not no divulge how I do it buy I can simultaneously wank four cocks.....
You blown you chance
Is this what your charity work is? ((()))
No my charity work involves making people happy
You need more practice "
The truth is for all but a couple of years I've been doing the overseas charity wok since 2004 .....and we rarely get it all right ,,,,,, but sadly it will never improve to a situation where it not needed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not want too kiss fuck and wank me ?
ok ..I'm game.. I'll even throw in a bad Gothic make over for you.. "
Thank for the offer but the last thing I want is to end up looking like Mistress Dominatrix .... I mean who the fuck would chose to look like him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah go on then I’ll give you one
Fuck that Its all 3 or nowt
Alright all three  "
Ok but do you like cheesy balls on the buffet if not no problem I'll rustle up a prawn ring |
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