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"Here we go...where were we, I'm lost!" Should be BBC 1  | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff "I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!  | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel! "Right where were we on that foreign language thing?  | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel! "I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night  | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night "Feck I never thought of that  can I bar the op? | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night "pssst pauly she dont own any knickers  | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
Right where were we on that foreign language thing? "I only speak English, Apart from "hello, how are you?" In Polish, Latvian & Turkish  | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night
Feck I never thought of that can I bar the op? "not if you want the dress finished | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night "Haha, I'll be watching it on my own, as I've put the wrong channel | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
Right where were we on that foreign language thing?
I only speak English,
Apart from "hello, how are you?" In Polish, Latvian & Turkish "All with a scunny accent | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night
Feck I never thought of that can I bar the op? "Nope | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night
pssst pauly she dont own any knickers "Pssst _oddy neither do I | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night
Haha, I'll be watching it on my own, as I've put the wrong channel "crazy chick | |||
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"comes in with frothy hot chocs cream and mallows covered in choccie sprinkles " Nom nom! | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night
pssst pauly she dont own any knickers
Pssst _oddy neither do I "faints | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night
Feck I never thought of that can I bar the op? not if you want the dress finished"Oh I need it for next weekend | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night
pssst pauly she dont own any knickers
Pssst _oddy neither do I "Haha saves on the washing! | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night
Haha, I'll be watching it on my own, as I've put the wrong channel crazy chick"That's me! | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night
pssst pauly she dont own any knickers
Pssst _oddy neither do I "I have a few spare fair trade for a dress? | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
Right where were we on that foreign language thing?
I only speak English,
Apart from "hello, how are you?" In Polish, Latvian & Turkish
All with a scunny accent "You all know me so well! Is that a good thing? | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
I bet you've done it on purpose, so you can watch bbc1 on a Saturday night
Feck I never thought of that can I bar the op? not if you want the dress finished
Oh I need it for next weekend "Why, are you going d******? | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
Right where were we on that foreign language thing?
I only speak English,
Apart from "hello, how are you?" In Polish, Latvian & Turkish
All with a scunny accent
You all know me so well!
Is that a good thing? "it's gorgeous | |||
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"comes in with frothy hot chocs cream and mallows covered in choccie sprinkles " Wipe your mouth dear, you look like a bad blowjob | |||
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"You missed part 8...cant get the bloody staff
I know, got my knickers in a right twist! Even got the wrong bloody channel!
Right where were we on that foreign language thing?
I only speak English,
Apart from "hello, how are you?" In Polish, Latvian & Turkish
All with a scunny accent
You all know me so well!
Is that a good thing? it's gorgeous "Oh my | |||
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"Are we human? Cos I'm not d****r. And I've got human needs "Like it! | |||
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"Are we human? Cos I'm not d****r. And I've got human needs "Have you had your meds dear? | |||
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"Are we human? Cos I'm not d****r. And I've got human needs
Have you had your meds dear?"Just | |||
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"Are we human? Cos I'm not d****r. And I've got human needs
Have you had your meds dear?
Just " | |||
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"comes in with frothy hot chocs cream and mallows covered in choccie sprinkles Wipe your mouth dear, you look like a bad blowjob "cheeky young pup | |||
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"Will somebody please tell me what these threads are about because im still baffled.....ta" dont worry ur male you will be baffled | |||
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"Well it's unwind with an episode of tin star before bed. So I'll wish you all a " night night sweetcheeks xxxx | |||
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"Will somebody please tell me what these threads are about because im still baffled.....tadont worry ur male you will be baffled "Plus im thick ,which doesnt help | |||
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"Will somebody please tell me what these threads are about because im still baffled.....tadont worry ur male you will be baffled "Cheeky young pup | |||
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"Well it's unwind with an episode of tin star before bed. So I'll wish you all a " And a to you too | |||
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"I'm gonna crawl into my pit and have a kip. can the last to bed kick the cat out, don't want it to do a whoopsie on the carpet as Frank would say to betty. Nanite, see ya morra." You nicked cosmos's cat?
Night night all, and you thick fecker dash | |||
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"I'm gonna crawl into my pit and have a kip. can the last to bed kick the cat out, don't want it to do a whoopsie on the carpet as Frank would say to betty. Nanite, see ya morra. You nicked cosmos's cat?
Night night all, and you thick fecker dash"Yw*t | |||
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"I'm gonna crawl into my pit and have a kip. can the last to bed kick the cat out, don't want it to do a whoopsie on the carpet as Frank would say to betty. Nanite, see ya morra. You nicked cosmos's cat?
Night night all, and you thick fecker dash
Yw*t"Still up? I'm struggling to sleep tonight  | |||
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"I'm gonna crawl into my pit and have a kip. can the last to bed kick the cat out, don't want it to do a whoopsie on the carpet as Frank would say to betty. Nanite, see ya morra. You nicked cosmos's cat?
Night night all, and you thick fecker dash"I think Dash dragged it in, although it's an evil looking thing so it may have dragged him in?! | |||
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Why the feck am I up so early? | |||
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Morning all 
Just off to the gym  | |||
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"Morning Paul
Morning all
Just off to the gym "Morning lexi , how have you got the energy at this time?
I can barely lift my pint of coffee | |||
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"Morning Paul
Morning all
Just off to the gym
Morning lexi , how have you got the energy at this time?
I can barely lift my pint of coffee "Morning all...just making my first latte of the day...I'll be back | |||
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"Morning Paul
Morning all
Just off to the gym
Morning lexi , how have you got the energy at this time?
I can barely lift my pint of coffee
Morning all...just making my first latte of the day...I'll be back "Smashing it out this morning | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat?" I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers | |||
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"Morning Paul
Morning all
Just off to the gym
Morning lexi , how have you got the energy at this time?
I can barely lift my pint of coffee
Morning all...just making my first latte of the day...I'll be back
Smashing it out this morning "A double shot...it has hit the spot | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat? I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers "To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy...... | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat? I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers
To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......"Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie? | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat? I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers
To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......
Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie? "I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie 
I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat? I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers
To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......
Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?
I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie
I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed "Put out? Was it on fire | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat? I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers
To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......
Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?
I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie
I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed
Put out?
Was it on fire "Nah it was flirting with your wolf | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat? I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers
To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......
Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?
I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie
I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed "Oi settle down with them soxy eyes...they will be banned when I get back as op | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat? I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers
To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......
Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?
I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie
I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed
Put out?
Was it on fire "Nooooooo, my poor pussy.  | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat? I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers
To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......
Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?
I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie
I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed
Oi settle down with them soxy eyes...they will be banned when I get back as op "Sorry mu... da... mate | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat? I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers
To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......
Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?
I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie
I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed
Oi settle down with them soxy eyes...they will be banned when I get back as op
Sorry mu... da... mate "I like them eyes x | |||
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How are we all this fine day? Are we ready for tonight. Got me sparkly shoes ready...but no sparkly handbag | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat? I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers
To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......
Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?
I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie
I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed
Put out?
Was it on fire
Nooooooo, my poor pussy. "Give it a wee rub...it will soon feel bettet | |||
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"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat " Aah, how lovely! | |||
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"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat Aah, how lovely! "there now purring to the blue danube | |||
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"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat Aah, how lovely! there now purring to the blue danube "That must sound lovely, love a purring pussy! | |||
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"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat " Oh there she is. Little monkey sneaking into your house. I hope she hasn't been an inconvenience | |||
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"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat Oh there she is. Little monkey sneaking into your house. I hope she hasn't been an inconvenience "they shared tomorrow's dinner then told me your secrets | |||
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"For some reason ive woke to find a lovely ginger pussy cuddled up to my boy cat Oh there she is. Little monkey sneaking into your house. I hope she hasn't been an inconvenience they shared tomorrow's dinner then told me your secrets "Oh no, the little tell tale. I hope you weren't too shocked | |||
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"Good morning you lovelies. Has anyone seen my cat? I thought it was Paul. ..but he seems to be blaming Dash...dodgy feckers
To be fair she will follow anyone that offers her a juicy bit of meat. She's such a hussy......
Think that rules Paul out...isn't he a veggie?
I may not be a fan of your chicken fillets mistress but that doesn't mean I'm veggie
I haven't seen cosmo's pussy, but there was a cat here when I went to bed, i asked for the it to be put out by the last person to bed
Put out?
Was it on fire
Nooooooo, my poor pussy.
Give it a wee rub...it will soon feel bettet "Thanks for the advice. She seems much happier now although a night with Voddy's pussy seems to have perked her up too. | |||
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"'Lo How are we all this fine day? Are we ready for tonight. Got me sparkly shoes ready...but no sparkly handbag "Hang on, I'll pop round mine. I will need it back for Mistress though. | |||
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"'Lo How are we all this fine day? Are we ready for tonight. Got me sparkly shoes ready...but no sparkly handbag
Hang on, I'll pop round mine. I will need it back for Mistress though. "Ah bless you, you can have it back, when that d******program has finished, I will have done enough twirling by then! | |||
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"'Lo How are we all this fine day? Are we ready for tonight. Got me sparkly shoes ready...but no sparkly handbag
Hang on, I'll pop round mine. I will need it back for Mistress though.
Ah bless you, you can have it back, when that d******program has finished, I will have done enough twirling by then! "Super I'm sure Mistress won't mind. | |||
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"Just to let you all know I won't be online tonight as got family here. Nanite, see ya morra "Cheerio Paul. Have a good night. | |||
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"'Lo How are we all this fine day? Are we ready for tonight. Got me sparkly shoes ready...but no sparkly handbag
Hang on, I'll pop round mine. I will need it back for Mistress though.
Ah bless you, you can have it back, when that d******program has finished, I will have done enough twirling by then!
Super I'm sure Mistress won't mind. "No she won't, she loves me really! | |||
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"Just to let you all know I won't be online tonight as got family here. Nanite, see ya morra "Ok Paul, enjoy your evening, cya the morrow! xx | |||
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"Evening all
How are we?"Good Lexie! How are you this evening? | |||
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"Evening all
How are we?
Good Lexie! How are you this evening? "Very good thanks, getting ready to watch the darts | |||
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"Evening all
How are we?
Good Lexie! How are you this evening?
Very good thanks, getting ready to watch the darts "one hundred and eightyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy | |||
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"Borrowing the sparkly handbag tonight "Oh no your fecking not
Keep your mitts off it until I see that dress | |||
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"Borrowing the sparkly handbag tonight
Oh no your fecking not
Keep your mitts off it until I see that dress "Oh, good evening Mistress. How lovely to see you. | |||
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"Borrowing the sparkly handbag tonight
Oh no your fecking not
Keep your mitts off it until I see that dress
Oh, good evening Mistress. How lovely to see you. "And I'm all the better for seeing you here | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry " Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte "oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it"Oh bugger the diet...go on then | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte "Someone making coffee.. The twirly stuff must have finished | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then "dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard"Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte
Someone making coffee..
The twirly stuff must have finished "I thought I was too...but that's too long a story | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard"Oh I'll have I little of both please | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte
Someone making coffee..
The twirly stuff must have finished
I thought I was too...but that's too long a story "giggles | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Oh I'll have I little of both please "seeeeeee i knew you would go for both | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard "Course you can I only took a bit of each | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Oh I'll have I little of both please seeeeeee i knew you would go for both" | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each "Thanking you! | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you! "Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it "Oh ffs Voddy! Come back! | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it
Oh ffs Voddy! Come back!"i was making you a jug of your own | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it "just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao"Bugger I'm fecked | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked "turns the taps on | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on "Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight "wheres the cute men | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it
Oh ffs Voddy! Come back!i was making you a jug of your own"In that case, come sit next to me | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it
Oh ffs Voddy! Come back!i was making you a jug of your own
In that case, come sit next to me "hold hard id better turn the taps off first | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight wheres the cute men"I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it
Oh ffs Voddy! Come back!i was making you a jug of your own
In that case, come sit next to me hold hard id better turn the taps off first "Gurgle gurgle glug. .. | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight wheres the cute men
I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair "darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight wheres the cute men
I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free "Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight wheres the cute men
I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free
Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now "could have been worse least i waited for you to sit down instead of you being on your hands and knees | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight wheres the cute men
I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free
Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now could have been worse least i waited for you to sit down instead of you being on your hands and knees"Yeah I guess I got a lucky escape compared to the caveman | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight wheres the cute men
I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free
Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now could have been worse least i waited for you to sit down instead of you being on your hands and knees
Yeah I guess I got a lucky escape compared to the caveman "splutters i fecken didnt god the bugga was huge | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight wheres the cute men
I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free
Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now could have been worse least i waited for you to sit down instead of you being on your hands and knees
Yeah I guess I got a lucky escape compared to the caveman splutters i fecken didnt god the bugga was huge "What you used your fecking biggest one on him No wonder he walked in here so knackered | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight " hello! | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!"Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out "No I was watching something....or other on the telly.. | |||
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"So I've had a very stressful and confusing day, with all my messages "dont sit there _amiss opps tooooooooooo late | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
No I was watching something....or other on the telly.. "I hope it was the chase...I watched that..twas good | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out "More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you | |||
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"So I've had a very stressful and confusing day, with all my messages dont sit there _amiss opps tooooooooooo late"Oh..sh** | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you "i caught her white washing her front step then superglued her to the chair and now you have sat on the other one giggles | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you "For me your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me
And you know I'm knackered | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you
For me your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me
And you know I'm knackered"you wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you
For me your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me
And you know I'm knackeredyou wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream"They got lost in the bloody flood | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you
For me your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me
And you know I'm knackeredyou wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream"Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you
For me your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me
And you know I'm knackeredyou wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream
Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day "No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite | |||
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"Anyway, I borrowed your bloody sparkly handbag tonight, to go with my sparkly shoes, so there!" No you didnt cosmos has it here with her | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you
For me your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me
And you know I'm knackeredyou wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream
Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day
No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite "Yeah, thought that...glad it broke down! | |||
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"Anyway, I borrowed your bloody sparkly handbag tonight, to go with my sparkly shoes, so there! No you didnt cosmos has it here with her "Tut...she told me it was yours, so it's just a replica.... | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you
For me your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me
And you know I'm knackeredyou wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream
Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day
No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite
Yeah, thought that...glad it broke down! "Was going to drop in at yours to pick the dress up though | |||
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"wonders if misstress would like a sweetie" I would like a sweetie, what have you got | |||
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"Anyway, I borrowed your bloody sparkly handbag tonight, to go with my sparkly shoes, so there! No you didnt cosmos has it here with her
Tut...she told me it was yours, so it's just a replica.... "Yeah you got the Manchester fake city one | |||
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"wonders if misstress would like a sweetie" Or two | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you
For me your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me
And you know I'm knackeredyou wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream
Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day
No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite
Yeah, thought that...glad it broke down!
Was going to drop in at yours to pick the dress up though "Well it's still hanging hear...I'll have to take it back to the charity sh.... whoops | |||
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"Anyway, I borrowed your bloody sparkly handbag tonight, to go with my sparkly shoes, so there! No you didnt cosmos has it here with her
Tut...she told me it was yours, so it's just a replica....
Yeah you got the Manchester fake city one "Ffffff........ | |||
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"wonders if misstress would like a sweetie I would like a sweetie, what have you got "Be very bloody careful with her...she'll have a trap | |||
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"wonders if misstress would like a sweetie I would like a sweetie, what have you got "raspberry truffles | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you
For me your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me
And you know I'm knackeredyou wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream
Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day
No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite
Yeah, thought that...glad it broke down!
Was going to drop in at yours to pick the dress up though
Well it's still hanging hear...I'll have to take it back to the charity sh.... whoops "You and Paul would make a bloody lovely couple with your shopping hab. .. | |||
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"wonders if misstress would like a sweetie I would like a sweetie, what have you got
Be very bloody careful with her...she'll have a trap " | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight
hello!
Well hello
Where have you been till this time of night?
I hope you had you pants on if you've been out
More like where have you been....but don't answer that!
We've been holding the fort or you
For me your the bloody op and buggered off to leave it for me
And you know I'm knackeredyou wernt too knackered to have 3 bowls of crumble with custard and cream
Tut...it's all coming out now...that's what you've been doing all day
No I bloody set off for a few days away and my bloody car broke down..so I had to call it off....just as well though the weather's shite
Yeah, thought that...glad it broke down!
Was going to drop in at yours to pick the dress up though
Well it's still hanging hear...I'll have to take it back to the charity sh.... whoops
You and Paul would make a bloody lovely couple with your shopping hab. .. "Haha! | |||
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"turns the taps on again "I'm not getting this, what am I missing? | |||
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"turns the taps on again
I'm not getting this, what am I missing? "you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo | |||
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"turns the taps on again
I'm not getting this, what am I missing? you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo "Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was! | |||
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"turns the taps on again
I'm not getting this, what am I missing? you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo
Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was! "Nah that was just you pissing yourself again | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard "I prefer cream with my crumble | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
I prefer cream with my crumble "ile make you one tomorrow loverboy | |||
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"turns the taps on again
I'm not getting this, what am I missing? you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo
Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was!
Nah that was just you pissing yourself again "It was, must get some of those fiver pads | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
I prefer cream with my crumble "I thought _oddy had jammed that rock across you cave and kept you in | |||
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"well ladies its night night from me have to be up at 5.30 xxx" Na night, sweet. xx | |||
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"well ladies its night night from me have to be up at 5.30 xxx" Hey I'm no lady...but night night _oddy x | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
Course you can I only took a bit of each
Thanking you!
Your welcome but I think she's buggered off with it just remember whose superglued to a chair lmao
Bugger I'm fecked turns the taps on
Oh where's all the bloody nice women tonight wheres the cute men
I'd take my bloody dress off to show you...but you've got me stuck to the fecking chair darling all you have to do is step out of the dress and your free
Have you tried it stuck to the fecking chair....it's not bloody easy...and I'm half fecking drowned now could have been worse least i waited for you to sit down instead of you being on your hands and knees
Yeah I guess I got a lucky escape compared to the caveman "Oi | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
I prefer cream with my crumble "Ooh, you made me jump | |||
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"turns the taps on again
I'm not getting this, what am I missing? you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo
Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was!
Nah that was just you pissing yourself again
It was, must get some of those fiver pads "Go with Paul and you might find them for a quid | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
I prefer cream with my crumble
I thought _oddy had jammed that rock across you cave and kept you in"I dug my way out... You stilldf glued to a chair and pissing yourself? | |||
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"turns the taps on again
I'm not getting this, what am I missing? you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo
Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was!
Nah that was just you pissing yourself again
It was, must get some of those fiver pads
Go with Paul and you might find them for a quid "Haha! .....are you starting next one, coz I can't handle the responsibility, it's been a crazy day!... | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
I prefer cream with my crumble
I thought _oddy had jammed that rock across you cave and kept you in
I dug my way out...
You stilldf glued to a chair and pissing yourself? "Not pissing..now pissed | |||
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"pours mistress a large sherry Get behind thy Satan. ...I'm off that demon stuff...but could I tempt you with a latte oooooo thankyou would you like some fluffy apple crumble to go with it
Oh bugger the diet...go on then dishes up a large portion serves with a jug of cream and a jug of custard
Ooh please can I pinch a bit of custard? I love custard
I prefer cream with my crumble
I thought _oddy had jammed that rock across you cave and kept you in
I dug my way out...
You stilldf glued to a chair and pissing yourself? Not pissing..now pissed "You're obviously off your AB's then! | |||
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"turns the taps on again
I'm not getting this, what am I missing? you are both superglued to chairs and cant get off for the loo
Ohhhh, got it now..I'm such a knob'ead sometimes...yeah wondered what that damp feeling was!
Nah that was just you pissing yourself again
It was, must get some of those fiver pads
Go with Paul and you might find them for a quid
Haha! .....are you starting next one, coz I can't handle the responsibility, it's been a crazy day!... "I'll save it for the morning and cosmos or _oddy or Paul can do it...if all else fails I'll do it | |||
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