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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-" Good girl...you will get your reward later | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:-" There you go, poppett...perfect introduction! | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- There you go, poppett...perfect introduction! " Thank you, I took your advice | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 " Oh I just went for a little wee up against a lamppost | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 " Maybe...... | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... " Yeah got tricked into turning over | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Oh I just went for a little wee up against a lamppost " | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... " Norty... | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... Yeah got tricked into turning over " Were you distracted by something? | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... Norty... " Moi?I'm such a good girl. | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... Norty... Moi?I'm such a good girl. " Yes, I heard! | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... Norty... Moi?I'm such a good girl. Yes, I heard! " Whose been talking about me? It's lies, all lies I tell you...... | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later " I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past " Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward " Hooray for cliques | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan " Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward Hooray for cliques " I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters. | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... Yeah got tricked into turning over Were you distracted by something? " Ok I succumbed to seduction to turn over...bloody hussy | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... Norty... Moi?I'm such a good girl. Yes, I heard! " Aye like eve with the bloody apple | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... Norty... Moi?I'm such a good girl. Yes, I heard! Whose been talking about me? It's lies, all lies I tell you......" I've said bugger all | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... Norty... Moi?I'm such a good girl. Yes, I heard! Aye like eve with the bloody apple " We all know that's made up! They had belly buttons! | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward " Ooo I've never been in a clique | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past " I've got her trained..she knows not to use that word...or that mackem name | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan " Keep away from them bloody artisan bread shops in Harrogate! Have you seen what they charge for a loaf | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward I hope your not a cliquey spy from another clique Hooray for cliques " | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try " Oi stop bloody fluttering them eyes | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward Hooray for cliques I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters." Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... Norty... Moi?I'm such a good girl. Yes, I heard! Aye like eve with the bloody apple We all know that's made up! They had belly buttons! " Oh yeah and who told you that then? | |||
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"Hello hello Did someone mention cliques? Room for a little one? I’ll bring cake " A big cake? | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Oi stop bloody fluttering them eyes " You're only jealous | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Keep away from them bloody artisan bread shops in Harrogate! Have you seen what they charge for a loaf " Is it as much as a gluten free loaf? | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Oi stop bloody fluttering them eyes You're only jealous " | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward Hooray for cliques I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters. Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular " As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Keep away from them bloody artisan bread shops in Harrogate! Have you seen what they charge for a loaf Is it as much as a gluten free loaf?" No them gluten free have come down in price but I shit you not...you can pay around a fiver for a loaf in them shops | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward Hooray for cliques I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters. Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included " Soxy? | |||
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"Hello hello Did someone mention cliques? Room for a little one? I’ll bring cake A big cake? " You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake | |||
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"Hello hello Did someone mention cliques? Room for a little one? I’ll bring cake A big cake? You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake " Thanks for reminding me...you filthy bugger | |||
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" As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody Soxy? " | |||
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"Hello hello Did someone mention cliques? Room for a little one? I’ll bring cake A big cake? You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake Thanks for reminding me...you filthy bugger" Feck off I had a bath this morning! And it's not even my birthday | |||
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"Wanders in ... Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops Wrong sort or clique perhaps " The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes | |||
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" As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody Soxy? " | |||
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"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking " Touchè | |||
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"Wanders in ... Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops Wrong sort or clique perhaps The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes " Soxy? | |||
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"Hello hello Did someone mention cliques? Room for a little one? I’ll bring cake A big cake? You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake Thanks for reminding me...you filthy bugger Feck off I had a bath this morning! And it's not even my birthday " What? You didn't get one at easter? | |||
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"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking " Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention | |||
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"Wanders in ... Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops Wrong sort or clique perhaps The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes Soxy? " Only on probation | |||
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"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention " I hope it got all the attention it needed | |||
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"Oops, looks like I'm talking to myself..where did them two sneak off to? Maybe tuning into ITT on BBC2 Maybe...... Yeah got tricked into turning over Were you distracted by something? Ok I succumbed to seduction to turn over...bloody hussy " | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward Hooray for cliques I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters. Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included " Oi!! Im here fuckers | |||
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"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention I hope it got all the attention it needed " Oh yes, she was purring very loudly | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward Hooray for cliques I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters. Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included Oi!! Im here fuckers " Welcome fellow cliquer | |||
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"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention I hope it got all the attention it needed Oh yes, she was purring very loudly " I wonder if I can make it purr next week | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try " Hello Paul and thank you | |||
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"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention I hope it got all the attention it needed Oh yes, she was purring very loudly I wonder if I can make it purr next week " You may have to change your name to the cat whisperer | |||
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"Hello hello Did someone mention cliques? Room for a little one? I’ll bring cake A big cake? You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake Thanks for reminding me...you filthy bugger Feck off I had a bath this morning! And it's not even my birthday What? You didn't get one at easter? " Was it raining that weekend? I may have had a shower | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward Hooray for cliques I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters. Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included Oi!! Im here fuckers " Well, hello and welcome to part 7. | |||
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"Wanders in ... Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops Wrong sort or clique perhaps The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes Soxy? Only on probation " It's your clique... you tell him | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you " Oi | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward Hooray for cliques I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters. Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included Oi!! Im here fuckers " Who rattled your cage! Howdo fella | |||
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"Where's the op gone...I hope she doesn't think buggering off to Scotland will save her a spanking Here I am Mistress. Apologies for the delay but my ginger pussy was demanding some attention I hope it got all the attention it needed Oh yes, she was purring very loudly I wonder if I can make it purr next week You may have to change your name to the cat whisperer " Sounds a better name then some on here...normally it's p**sypounder | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi " What?! | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward Hooray for cliques I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters. Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included Oi!! Im here fuckers Well, hello and welcome to part 7. " Hes a married man you hussy | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi " I'm just being a congenial host. | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi I'm just being a congenial host. " Miss Congeniality | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi I'm just being a congenial host. " You don't know where he's been...apparently he hasn't had a shower for yonks | |||
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"Wanders in ... Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops Wrong sort or clique perhaps The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes " This place has gone downhill .. Anyone | |||
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"Hello hello Did someone mention cliques? Room for a little one? I’ll bring cake A big cake? You're on a diet mistress, I'll eat Lexi I mean lexi's cake " | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward Hooray for cliques I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters. Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included Oi!! Im here fuckers Well, hello and welcome to part 7. Hes a married man you hussy" I'm just being welcoming to your friends. | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! " Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things | |||
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"Wanders in ... Clicks heels shimmy into the quiet corner ...oops Wrong sort or clique perhaps The best sort..we allow anyone in..even troglodytes This place has gone downhill .. Anyone " Well soxys on probation | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi I'm just being a congenial host. You don't know where he's been...apparently he hasn't had a shower for yonks " Ewww, I wondered what the whiff was...... | |||
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"It is my pleasure and joy to carry on this very popular and worthwhile thread. O:- Good girl...you will get your reward later I'm hereeeeee! Being a part of this clique is it's own reward Hooray for cliques I wasn't sure they existed till we reached part 4, then I realised it was pretty much the same group of regular posters. Should we let dash in?....he posts kinda regular As long as they are as lovely as the rest of us here I'll welcome anybody, Dash included Oi!! Im here fuckers Well, hello and welcome to part 7. Hes a married man you hussy I'm just being welcoming to your friends. " Oh ok | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things " A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around. | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi I'm just being a congenial host. You don't know where he's been...apparently he hasn't had a shower for yonks Ewww, I wondered what the whiff was......" That's the fecking cat | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around." Your bag?...bloody Indian giver | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi I'm just being a congenial host. You don't know where he's been...apparently he hasn't had a shower for yonks Ewww, I wondered what the whiff was...... That's the fecking cat " No pussy of mine smells | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi I'm just being a congenial host. You don't know where he's been...apparently he hasn't had a shower for yonks Ewww, I wondered what the whiff was...... That's the fecking cat No pussy of mine smells " Does it go outside to break wind? | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things " A double decker to run you over with! I don't smell! | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around. Your bag?...bloody Indian giver " Oops sorry. I'm keeping it safe for you. When you get it will you be showing it off too? | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A double decker to run you over with! I don't smell! " There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up.... | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A double decker to run you over with! I don't smell! There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up...." You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's I'm incompetent not incontinent I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around. Your bag?...bloody Indian giver Oops sorry. I'm keeping it safe for you. When you get it will you be showing it off too? " Oh yes..I'll show you the full works | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? " Need a co star | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A double decker to run you over with! I don't smell! There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up...." It will be like trying to get your cat in the shower | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star " Mr Lexi? I think I'm on the wrong website!?! | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star " Oi now smut allowed on this thread...jeez be fecking swearing next | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A double decker to run you over with! I don't smell! There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up.... It will be like trying to get your cat in the shower " By the scruff of the neck at arms length? | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star Mr Lexi? I think I'm on the wrong website!?! " See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star Mr Lexi? I think I'm on the wrong website!?! See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower " No I did that earlier when the postie clattered the letterbox Fortunately I was sat on the bog at the time | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around. Your bag?...bloody Indian giver Oops sorry. I'm keeping it safe for you. When you get it will you be showing it off too? Oh yes..I'll show you the full works " We could get a smashing new pic of you and your new bag. | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star Mr Lexi? I think I'm on the wrong website!?! See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower No I did that earlier when the postie clattered the letterbox Fortunately I was sat on the bog at the time " That was a stroke of luck. ..bloody postmen only bring bills now | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A double decker to run you over with! I don't smell! There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up.... You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's I'm incompetent not incontinent I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears " Sorry about that. I used to be a carer and it's a hard habit to break | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A twirl? No problem, I've even got my glittery bag to twirl around. Your bag?...bloody Indian giver Oops sorry. I'm keeping it safe for you. When you get it will you be showing it off too? Oh yes..I'll show you the full works We could get a smashing new pic of you and your new bag. " I'm up for that | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star Mr Lexi? I think I'm on the wrong website!?! See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower No I did that earlier when the postie clattered the letterbox Fortunately I was sat on the bog at the time That was a stroke of luck. ..bloody postmen only bring bills now" And junk mail I treated myself to a DVD from eBay for £1.50 inc p&p, cost the seller £1.30 to post it. | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A double decker to run you over with! I don't smell! There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up.... You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's I'm incompetent not incontinent I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears Sorry about that. I used to be a carer and it's a hard habit to break " Buthe now she couldn't give a feck..boom boom | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A double decker to run you over with! I don't smell! There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up.... You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's I'm incompetent not incontinent I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears Sorry about that. I used to be a carer and it's a hard habit to break " No harm done | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star Mr Lexi? I think I'm on the wrong website!?! See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower No I did that earlier when the postie clattered the letterbox Fortunately I was sat on the bog at the time That was a stroke of luck. ..bloody postmen only bring bills now And junk mail I treated myself to a DVD from eBay for £1.50 inc p&p, cost the seller £1.30 to post it." And if he didn't send it signed for...you can say you didn't get it. People used to get me that way until I wised up | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star Mr Lexi? I think I'm on the wrong website!?! See your shitting yourself at the thought of a fecking shower No I did that earlier when the postie clattered the letterbox Fortunately I was sat on the bog at the time That was a stroke of luck. ..bloody postmen only bring bills now And junk mail I treated myself to a DVD from eBay for £1.50 inc p&p, cost the seller £1.30 to post it. And if he didn't send it signed for...you can say you didn't get it. People used to get me that way until I wised up " I'm too honest to do that | |||
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"Evening sexy peeps just got home from slaving have a day off tomorrow then overtime Sunday morning mind you I would enter mind some undertake with a certain Irish man" You want an Irish undertaker? | |||
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"Is this one of those late clique threads i dont usually enter?" Naw we talk to all here...so does Jim. ..but only jim | |||
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"Evening sexy peeps just got home from slaving have a day off tomorrow then overtime Sunday morning mind you I would enter mind some undertake with a certain Irish man" Is the caveman Irish? | |||
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"Evening sexy peeps just got home from slaving have a day off tomorrow then overtime Sunday morning mind you I would enter mind some undertake with a certain Irish man" Good evening, you can chill out now. Who is this sexy Irish man? | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A double decker to run you over with! I don't smell! There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up.... You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's I'm incompetent not incontinent I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears Sorry about that. I used to be a carer and it's a hard habit to break Buthe now she couldn't give a feck..boom boom " I could for the right person | |||
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"Nice thread title cosmos I notice there was no mention of the D word in it I almost skipped right past Thank you kind Sir. I was trying to be clever and artisan Paul... please, I don't stand on ceremony I'm sure you don't need to try Hello Paul and thank you Oi What?! Next you'll be asking her for one of those Cadbury things A double decker to run you over with! I don't smell! There there, don't worry. Would you just like to step into my shower and we can get you all freshened up.... You sound like a carer in an old folks home talking to a resi that's just had a crap in their pj's I'm incompetent not incontinent I managed to bath myself this morning, even did behind my ears Sorry about that. I used to be a carer and it's a hard habit to break Buthe now she couldn't give a feck..boom boom I could for the right person " | |||
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"And wheresmyspace bar Milky way?" Not had one of those for ages | |||
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"And wheresmyspace bar Milky way? Not had one of those for ages " 7 or 8 pack for a quid in sainsbury's | |||
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"And wheresmyspace bar Milky way? Not had one of those for ages 7 or 8 pack for a quid in sainsbury's " Ooh I’m not posh enough for Sainsbury’s | |||
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"Evening sexy peeps just got home from slaving have a day off tomorrow then overtime Sunday morning mind you I would enter mind some undertake with a certain Irish man Is the caveman Irish? " nods | |||
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"Evening sexy peeps just got home from slaving have a day off tomorrow then overtime Sunday morning mind you I would enter mind some undertake with a certain Irish man Is the caveman Irish? nods " Hussy | |||
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"And wheresmyspace bar Milky way? Not had one of those for ages 7 or 8 pack for a quid in sainsbury's Ooh I’m not posh enough for Sainsbury’s " 12 for a quid in poundland | |||
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"And wheresmyspace bar Milky way? Not had one of those for ages 7 or 8 pack for a quid in sainsbury's Ooh I’m not posh enough for Sainsbury’s 12 for a quid in poundland" That’ll do | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star Is it under warm water " Of course | |||
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"my back is all hurty " Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star Is it under warm water Of course " It will be hot with you in it lexi | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star Is it under warm water Of course It will be hot with you in it lexi " Bloody chancer | |||
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"Shower porn U offering? Need a co star Is it under warm water Of course It will be hot with you in it lexi Bloody chancer " Language dear, there's ladies present I really am a terrible flirt! You'd think at my age I'd be better at it | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier " yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny " I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny " He flogged them to me for a fiver...dodgy bugger | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties " Aw look at him if all else fails...get them pissed | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties " brandy n cock please | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n cock please" On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable? | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n please On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable? " somewhere cosy | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties Aw look at him if all else fails...get them pissed " On happy shopper cola!? I don't get my giro for another week lol | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n please On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable? somewhere cosy" You've changed the cock to ... A Shackletons high seat chair? | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n please On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable? somewhere cosy" I was going to say you might get the cock but not the brandy...same goes for the | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n please On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable? somewhere cosy You've changed the cock to ... A Shackletons high seat chair? " i was worried bout the size 12 | |||
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"my back is all hurty Your back you should have seen the way hine walked in here earlier yes well i still cant sit down i wondered where me heels had gone thats why hes walking funny I recommend some medicinal alcohol for it's anaesthetic properties brandy n please On the rocks? Or somewhere more comfortable? somewhere cosy You've changed the cock to ... A Shackletons high seat chair? i was worried bout the size 12 " I know what you mean | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news" No...wos up..... | |||
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"Oh I'm not one for gossip News? " Come on...spill! | |||
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"Oh I'm not one for gossip News? Come on...spill! " I can't spill what I don't have | |||
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"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip " Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how? Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt. Caveman seems scared to come back in. Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy. And I'm feeling buggered now | |||
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"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how? Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt. Caveman seems scared to come back in. Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy. And I'm feeling buggered now" why you feeling buggered | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news No...wos up..... " mr Tonioli is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news" How'd you do your back I? | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news No...wos up..... mr Tonioli is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is" Why and who? | |||
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"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how? did it at work Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt.hes got a big errr Caveman seems scared to come back in. hes collecting more warm bedding Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy. And I'm feeling buggered now" | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news How'd you do your back I? " one i support decided to put herself on floor taking me with her | |||
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"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how? Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt. Caveman seems scared to come back in. Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy. And I'm feeling buggered now" And mistress is airing everyone dirty laundry like a common washerwoman over the garden gate It's like a sketch by Les Dawson & Roy barraclough I tell ya | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news No...wos up..... mr Tonioli is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is Why and who? " hes in the states for d w t s and who do we know wants a sparkly dress | |||
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"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how? Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt. Caveman seems scared to come back in. Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy. And I'm feeling buggered now And mistress is airing everyone dirty laundry like a common washerwoman over the garden gate It's like a sketch by Les Dawson & Roy barraclough I tell ya " awww cissie and ada loved them together | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news How'd you do your back I? one i support decided to put herself on floor taking me with her " That's more action than I get | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news How'd you do your back I? one i support decided to put herself on floor taking me with her " Bloody Norah...you ok?... | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news No...wos up..... mr Tonioli is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is Why and who? hes in the states for d w t s and who do we know wants a sparkly dress" *Mistress* | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news No...wos up..... mr Tonioli is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is" I have no idea what you're talking about He's not going to be replaced from what I read in the news. | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news How'd you do your back I? one i support decided to put herself on floor taking me with her Bloody Norah...you ok?... " i will surive just pulled me back so just be cooking sunday lunch and light duties mon n tues then 3 days off | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news No...wos up..... mr Tonioli is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is Why and who? hes in the states for d w t s and who do we know wants a sparkly dress *Mistress* " correct | |||
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"Helllooooo! God this has moved fast, didn't even read all the posts...what's the gossip Phew where do I start..._oddys done her back in..wonder how? Pauls flirting like feck with every bit of skirt. Caveman seems scared to come back in. Cosmos has buggered off to bed ..a little squiffy. And I'm feeling buggered now And mistress is airing everyone dirty laundry like a common washerwoman over the garden gate It's like a sketch by Les Dawson & Roy barraclough I tell ya awww cissie and ada loved them together" Yes, one of my earliest TV memories if you pardon the pun | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news No...wos up..... mr Tonioli is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is Why and who? hes in the states for d w t s and who do we know wants a sparkly dress *Mistress* correct" Batting for the other side? Id have never believed it! | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news No...wos up..... mr Tonioli is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is I have no idea what you're talking about He's not going to be replaced from what I read in the news." Mistress is up for the position, apparently, so must get the frock finished, pronto! | |||
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"oooooo thank god your here _amiss i was getting worried have you heard the news No...wos up..... mr Tonioli is going to be missing and ive worked out who the replacement is Why and who? hes in the states for d w t s and who do we know wants a sparkly dress *Mistress* correct Batting for the other side? Id have never believed it! " thats why its needed in a hurry me thinks | |||
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"Have you lot took up a foreign language. ...I haven't a fecking clue what your on about " Dont give us that innocent look | |||
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"Have you lot took up a foreign language. ...I haven't a fecking clue what your on about " Oui monsieur | |||
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"Have you lot took up a foreign language. ...I haven't a fecking clue what your on about " Ok...one of the judge's on that D Program is doing a D Program in USA, so apparently,your name has been put forward , so I'm working like a Trojan to get your sparkly frock finished! | |||
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