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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My sons call their mates tarts often preceded by wind yer neck in (you tart) Which is suggesting their mate has just said something so ridiculous that only a woman (and one of ill repute) could come out with a statement like that. Lads eh? |
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"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped I like your thinking...
I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...
Get thee to a nunnery Indeed.. and please bring along those other deserving nuns..."
Anyone in particular?
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped I like your thinking...
I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...
Get thee to a nunnery Indeed.. and please bring along those other deserving nuns...
Anyone in particular?
" Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few... |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped I like your thinking...
I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...
Get thee to a nunnery Indeed.. and please bring along those other deserving nuns...
Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few..."
I've never actually popped a cherry so if you need any help girls you know who to ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped I like your thinking...
I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here How would YOU know... Petillante and I are very virginal our outlook...
Get thee to a nunnery Indeed.. and please bring along those other deserving nuns...
Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
I've never actually popped a cherry so if you need any help girls you know who to ask "
I'm a virgin alright... virgin on the ridiculous some would say |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy " I d deputise for you ... anytime |
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy I d deputise for you ... anytime"
Bless you my child |
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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago
harrow |
"I've never actually popped a cherry so if you need any help girls you know who to ask
I'm a virgin alright... virgin on the ridiculous some would say "
This cherry poppin'.
Is that when you tie the stalky thing in a knot with your tongue? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy I d deputise for you ... anytime
Bless you my child " Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-) |
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy I d deputise for you ... anytime
Bless you my child Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)"
Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff |
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy I d deputise for you ... anytime
Bless you my child Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)"
I will have to beg forgiveness |
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy I d deputise for you ... anytime
Bless you my child Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)
Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff "
You mean you are like Snow White, but you drifted? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy I d deputise for you ... anytime
Bless you my child Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)
I will have to beg forgiveness" I ll put a good word in for you... the punishment might be more lenient that way |
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy I d deputise for you ... anytime
Bless you my child Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)
Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff
You mean you are like Snow White, but you drifted?"
i did was looking for 7 men |
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy I d deputise for you ... anytime
Bless you my child Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)
Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff
You mean you are like Snow White, but you drifted?
i did was looking for 7 men "
Can I help |
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy I d deputise for you ... anytime
Bless you my child Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)
I will have to beg forgivenessI ll put a good word in for you... the punishment might be more lenient that way"
I will throw myself at his mercy |
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy I d deputise for you ... anytime
Bless you my child Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)
Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff
You mean you are like Snow White, but you drifted?
i did was looking for 7 men
Can I help "
you can help me round them up
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Anyone in particular?
Coantrim does a pretty good impression of a virtuous woman... as does Frocks... then again even Granny could fool a few...
So I;m Mother superior and you my deputy I d deputise for you ... anytime
Bless you my child Dont you think that is possibly a tad too far as its an impersonation of the powers to be...;-)
Im as pure as the driven snow, just have to remember to stay away from the yellow stuff
You mean you are like Snow White, but you drifted?
i did was looking for 7 men
Can I help
you can help me round them up
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And head em in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"don't forget the humble Bakewell tart - it has a cherry to be popped I like your thinking...
I think all the cherry's are well and truly popped on here "
speak for yaself....mines still in tact |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart
i know you are a tart
but a good 1
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I'm shocked you could say that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart
i know you are a tart
but a good 1
I'm shocked you could say that "
why shocked, remember I have known you from the start love u loads xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart
i know you are a tart
but a good 1
I'm shocked you could say that
why shocked, remember I have known you from the start love u loads xxxx"
where's the whistling icon when you need it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep getting called a tart quite often is it a term of endearment and can a man be actually called a tart
i know you are a tart
but a good 1
I'm shocked you could say that
why shocked, remember I have known you from the start love u loads xxxx
where's the whistling icon when you need it "
Doo you now, and why is that mmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A term of endearment fer erstwhile meatheads and roughie toughies round this neck of the woods...is yer soft arsed tart....got me in trouble a few times.. |
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