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You wake up in the morning and you’re the opposite sex to what you was the night before

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s the very first thing you do?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Jump at the shock!!

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By *tace 309TV/TS over a year ago

durham

I do that every day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wash my fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check out how big my package is!

Then either cry or wank.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck the other half

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check out how big my package is!

Then either cry or wank.

Mrs x"

This ^^^^^ x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I still attracted to women or does that switch as well??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same as usual...play with myself

... I probably wouldn't leave it alone for at least a week!

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

Hmm find out what a lady wank is like....

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

"Same as usual...play with myself

... I probably wouldn't leave it alone for at least a week!

this just made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pop on to fab a moan about not getting meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play with my cock...I've always wanted to know what it feels like to have a cock!

V x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"have a cup of tea"

And I think about leaning the 'aaahss!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make a Dutch oven and hit the snooze button.

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Helicopter!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Tuck it between my legs and go straight into denial!!

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"What’s the very first thing you do?"

Get on here and ask....Why do men etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wee standing up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shoe shopping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shout down to whichever woman is in to make me a cup of tea, as I scratch my bollocks and fart the national anthem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tuck it between my legs and go straight into denial!!"

Is that how you treat all cocks?!?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd put some tighty whities on, stand in front of the mirror and check out my package. Oh, and I'd change my user name to BulgeyMcBulge Pants or ThrobbingCock4U

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have a wank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Answer my 300 messages I got in the last 20 minutes on fab then tell banshee to get between my legs lol so same as usual but without the messages

Him

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Come on fab and find a meet in 30 seconds lol

Seriously thoe I'm un Shor but probably have a easyare time dating

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Go out and buy some boy clothes

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By *ack2071Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

Go lesbian

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Go lesbian

My fucking hero!

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

[Removed by poster at 20/10/17 13:38:50]

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Shout down to whichever woman is in to make me a cup of tea, as I scratch my bollocks and fart the national anthem."

Scarily accurate lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd grab my new big fat cock and play constantly with it, wave it in people's faces, maybe try to suck it myself..I'd be so excited!

Peach x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

See if i can fanny fart or find out if squirting is a myth !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It used to happen quite often when I was on the drink

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Tuck it between my legs and go straight into denial!!"

Not the Thames or the Amazon perhaps?

OK, OK, I'll get my coat!!

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By *ady-LoverMan over a year ago

swindon

Some of these are hilarious.

I would get my self off then try women on women and I would also try a guy just so I see how it feels bit gay but I'd be a women so wouldn't matter new experiences

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tuck it between my legs and go straight into denial!!

Not the Thames or the Amazon perhaps?

OK, OK, I'll get my coat!!

Fuzz

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Send out the search party to find my cock ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring the other half a bacon sarnie and a mug of coffee in bed then give him the shag of his life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I,d have a wank XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pop on to fab a moan about not getting meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stay on bed playing with myself.... For a month

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That would increase my sex life by 200% that's if I don't break my neck, trying to walk in high heel shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fart - yep still smells!

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By *vetteBondTV/TS over a year ago

English Riviera

Yay I'm cured!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck I have tits yeah bed day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pop on to fab a moan about not getting meets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd want to slip it into the OH, and see how it felt. Assuming he'd swapped to a woman. If not hey ho, payback

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Use and abuse it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Assuming I'm as gorgeous as I am, but fitter, I'd pop down to a club and shag the heads off the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This thread has some brilliant comments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Simple. You would still have the same mind frame just a different body. I would sit in front of a mirror and give myself a good fucking with a toy vibrator, then shower dress and go to the nearest gay bar for my first and last girl on girl experience. At the end of the day, like I said you would still have the same mind frame so I wouldn’t shag a man because I’m not gay.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s the very first thing you do?"

Depends entirely on how hot the female version is.

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Take a couple of pics, then open a new profile in here to see if what all these poor women moan about crammed inboxes is really like

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"I'd want to slip it into the OH, and see how it felt. Assuming he'd swapped to a woman. If not hey ho, payback

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