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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!
I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying
What’s your opinion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it's just one of those revolving trends that frequently come around.
I tried it and didn't like it. The constant trimming and shaping, along with the itchiness, drive me to distraction. A slip with the trimmer forced to me go clean shaven again, I won't be going back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It grows back and I can't be doing with shaving every day. I have enough of a job keeping my ball sack smooth 
Fuzz"
This^. Although it's my ball sack I keep smooth, not his.
I really really don't r joy shaving, so whilst beards are fashionable, I'm rocking this stubbly face with a smile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant stand facial hair of bodily hair.....
It's totally unnatural in these enlightened times "
I know right. You'd thought we'd evolved into hairless aliens by now
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant stand facial hair of bodily hair.....
It's totally unnatural in these enlightened times
I know right. You'd thought we'd evolved into hairless aliens by now
Fuzz"
That's right why would humans have invented clothes if they were meant to have a pelt ......
I mean I've heard all that shite about adam and eve eating the hairless snakes apple and suddenly humans becoming ashamed of the buffness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant stand facial hair of bodily hair.....
It's totally unnatural in these enlightened times
I know right. You'd thought we'd evolved into hairless aliens by now
Fuzz
That's right why would humans have invented clothes if they were meant to have a pelt ......
I mean I've heard all that shite about adam and eve eating the hairless snakes apple and suddenly humans becoming ashamed of the buffness "
And all they had to cover their 'shame' was fig leaves! Pffft that's never going to work. I'd been straight after that snake to make a lovely snake skin bikini and mankini
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant stand facial hair of bodily hair.....
It's totally unnatural in these enlightened times
I know right. You'd thought we'd evolved into hairless aliens by now
Fuzz
That's right why would humans have invented clothes if they were meant to have a pelt ......
I mean I've heard all that shite about adam and eve eating the hairless snakes apple and suddenly humans becoming ashamed of the buffness
And all they had to cover their 'shame' was fig leaves! Pffft that's never going to work. I'd been straight after that snake to make a lovely snake skin bikini and mankini
Fuzz"
But if they'd had a French stick they could have made a really long sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beards can't really be labelled as a trend as they've been popular for over 10 years now.
I've always had facial hair so I guess it's just something your skin gets used to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a nice soft beard. On a man I'd like to add. I don't get a kissing rash,when a man has shaved or stubble I sometimes come away looking like coco the clown."
*Sitting in the corner, stroking soft whiskers, pondering about shaving*
Fuzz |
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"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!
I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying
What’s your opinion?"
It's hardly a modern trend. Men have grown hair on their faces since they were invented and the recent trend of shaving it off is a trend.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant stand facial hair of bodily hair.....
It's totally unnatural in these enlightened times
I know right. You'd thought we'd evolved into hairless aliens by now
Fuzz
That's right why would humans have invented clothes if they were meant to have a pelt ......
I mean I've heard all that shite about adam and eve eating the hairless snakes apple and suddenly humans becoming ashamed of the buffness
And all they had to cover their 'shame' was fig leaves! Pffft that's never going to work. I'd been straight after that snake to make a lovely snake skin bikini and mankini
Fuzz
But if they'd had a French stick they could have made a really long sandwich "
This would have been before Pangaea. The bakeries wouldn't have been open yet
Fuzz |
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Is long hair all that? Is short hair all that? Are trousers all that? Are skirts all that? Are high-heels all that? Are Birkenstocks all that? Is makeup all that? Is the "natural look" all that?
Beards aren't all anything, I don't think. They are what they are and that's all what they are. |
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"Is long hair all that? Is short hair all that? Are trousers all that? Are skirts all that? Are high-heels all that? Are Birkenstocks all that? Is makeup all that? Is the "natural look" all that?
Beards aren't all anything, I don't think. They are what they are and that's all what they are."
You should know by now that fab forum is the consensus for all folk, we should all be in one corner or another |
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"Is long hair all that? Is short hair all that? Are trousers all that? Are skirts all that? Are high-heels all that? Are Birkenstocks all that? Is makeup all that? Is the "natural look" all that?
Beards aren't all anything, I don't think. They are what they are and that's all what they are.
You should know by now that fab forum is the consensus for all folk, we should all be in one corner or another "
Squabble, squabble, squabble. Why can't we all just get along, man. |
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"Is long hair all that? Is short hair all that? Are trousers all that? Are skirts all that? Are high-heels all that? Are Birkenstocks all that? Is makeup all that? Is the "natural look" all that?
Beards aren't all anything, I don't think. They are what they are and that's all what they are.
You should know by now that fab forum is the consensus for all folk, we should all be in one corner or another
Squabble, squabble, squabble. Why can't we all just get along, man."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just like anything else it suits some guys not others..there's a super hot guy on here...shaven head, lots of tattoos, lean as hell! And a beard...he looks the part....jeremy Corbin dosnt!!! |
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"Just like anything else it suits some guys not others..there's a super hot guy on here...shaven head, lots of tattoos, lean as hell! And a beard...he looks the part....jeremy Corbin dosnt!!!"
Thank you for noticing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just like anything else it suits some guys not others..there's a super hot guy on here...shaven head, lots of tattoos, lean as hell! And a beard...he looks the part....jeremy Corbin dosnt!!!"
I bet your a tory  |
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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago
bromsgrove |
"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!
I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying
What’s your opinion?"
Tea bagging accident or they used wrong tube for lube  |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
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"What’s your opinion?"
I had a fetish about having sex with a man with one of those fuck-off big bushy beards... And it wasn't hard to trek one down. Flash forward, I was sitting riding his cock, and I found myself grabbing his big fuck-off beard and pulling it about. Dunno why I did that... just wanted to involve his beard in the sex... lol...
But now I've got it out of my system, I'm quite neutral about beards now... |
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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!
I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying
What’s your opinion?"
Had one for 3 weeks and all ive done is scratch,so today i shaved it off.
I'll just go with the stubble look I think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!
I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying
What’s your opinion?"
Are you Adrian Durham? |
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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago
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"I like a nice soft beard. On a man I'd like to add. I don't get a kissing rash,when a man has shaved or stubble I sometimes come away looking like coco the clown.
*Sitting in the corner, stroking soft whiskers, pondering about shaving*
Fuzz"
Please don't shave!! We love a man with a beard here 
Mr has an amazing beard.
Does everything have to have a yes or no label in here?! Why can't we just accept people like different things? x |
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A beard is a commitment. It takes dedication and hard work to have a beard. Yes, those first few weeks are an itchy abyss, as your skin suddenly adjusts to your natural hairiness. But you have to power through it and resist the urge to shave it off, and once you do you are rewarded with a faithful companion who will always be with you and freed from the shackles of the Gillette company. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are there going to be a lot of women/men out there that don't know what their partners look like without a beard, that possibly end up disappointed when the beard comes off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think beards just look weird and anyone who wears one needs watching 
Big tits/small tits, length/girth, shaved/hairy etc. etc. everyone is different and everyone has their own opinions, live and let live.
Apart from those beardy weirdos. Fuckers.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love a guy with a full beard. Soft and bushy is fab! Love the tickles.
To me I would never call beards a fad. They aren't! They look great and long may they stay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am currently sporting a beard that is at the point where I usually trim.
But I have decided to buy some beard oil and conditioner instead, Movember here I come  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!
I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying
What’s your opinion?"
Designed for the chinless male |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am currently sporting a beard that is at the point where I usually trim.
But I have decided to buy some beard oil and conditioner instead, Movember here I come "
The idea of Movember is that you start from clean shaven and grow a moustache over the month to help raise money and awareness for men's prostate cancer! |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Plucked out my one beard hair off my chin this morning, such a relief, I don't know how people put up with them!"
Och don't I know it hen.....
In my previous life, could not grow one anyway, bum-fluff all my life. Then had laser and electrolysis as part of my transition and have never had to shave for over 10 years now... Phew what a relieve...! |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I love a guy with a full beard. Soft and bushy is fab! Love the tickles.
To me I would never call beards a fad. They aren't! They look great and long may they stay. "
Well as I said earlier in this thread, I had this never-had-sex-with-a-bearded-man obsession but got that out of my system now. But before I did, I was chatting to this GF about my obsession. She then put on this Jewish accent (she is really a Jewess), going "Oivey, if you grew up Jewish, what's with this beard thing already... Crutons stuck in them when they come and kiss ya... urgh... My life...!" She had me in stitches rolling on the floor.... |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"I am currently sporting a beard that is at the point where I usually trim.
But I have decided to buy some beard oil and conditioner instead, Movember here I come "
Beard oil? Conditioner?
Do you think that captain Birdseye conditions his beard? Does he fuck. When did beards become so metrosexual?
Y'arr! |
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By *aro7Man
over a year ago
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The beard thing is done,,,,,,,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am currently sporting a beard that is at the point where I usually trim.
But I have decided to buy some beard oil and conditioner instead, Movember here I come
Beard oil? Conditioner?
Do you think that captain Birdseye conditions his beard? Does he fuck. When did beards become so metrosexual?
Y'arr!"
They look like pubes otherwise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a nice soft beard. On a man I'd like to add. I don't get a kissing rash,when a man has shaved or stubble I sometimes come away looking like coco the clown.
*Sitting in the corner, stroking soft whiskers, pondering about shaving*
Fuzz"
Whilst stroking my beard, I fondly remember a large mountain I walked up...Fuzz, could you hold my axe for me a moment? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!
I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying
What’s your opinion?"
As a thourougly hairy man, shaving from around the age of 13/14, the constant clean shaving (twice a day) ruined my neck. I've worn some form of beard for the last 10+ years simply because it's more practical to trim an existing beard than clean shave twice a day, there's not enough moisturisers in the world.
However that's just my specific experience, how we find ourselves in this beardpocolypse I have no ide |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also as a side note, I once shave my chest hair into the batman symbol, and have photographic evidence should anyone feel the need to see it in all its glory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldnt imagine me without one anymore "
Always have and always will wear a beard. The teenagers and hipsters will fade away, to be remembered as awkward fashion fads like flares |
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"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!
I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying
What’s your opinion?"
I hate my beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!
I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying
What’s your opinion?
I hate my beard "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a nice soft beard. On a man I'd like to add. I don't get a kissing rash,when a man has shaved or stubble I sometimes come away looking like coco the clown.
*Sitting in the corner, stroking soft whiskers, pondering about shaving*
Fuzz
Whilst stroking my beard, I fondly remember a large mountain I walked up...Fuzz, could you hold my axe for me a moment?"
Is that what you're calling it these days?
No I don't. Put your chopper away
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