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Your bellybutton is now an actual button...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

...What happens when you press yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My bum falls off

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

Free meals for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As if by magic...

A shopkeeper appears

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bum falls off "

I was gonna say that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I turn into Paddington Bear.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

I climax

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bum falls off

I was gonna say that "

Great behinds ahem, minds

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By *eeBee67Man  over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Each press makes me a little harder

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mine's an innie, I don't have a button

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bum falls off "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bum falls off

I was gonna say that

Great behinds ahem, minds "

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By *oubyLoverWoman  over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"...What happens when you press yours?"

I fart

I mean I love puff glitter rainbows

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mine's an innie, I don't have a button "

You do now. What does it do?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Certain forum appears before me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Press mine...what just happened?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A fortune cookie falls out of my bum

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

It makes a sound like an old fashioned car horn, reminding me why I went on a diet in the first place and not to buy crisps.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Mine's an innie, I don't have a button

You do now. What does it do?"

Zaps the cat when he is being a little bastard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Press mine...what just happened?

Peach x"

I might press the wrong button

By accident of course x

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo

Mine instantly flattens my stomach and reduces my waist by 3 inches

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Press mine...what just happened?

Peach x"

You gave me a blow job!

Thanks Lib. What happens when you press yours?

Fuzz

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By *anB451Man  over a year ago

Reading

Haribo get put into my mouth

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Mine instantly flattens my stomach and reduces my waist by 3 inches "

Oh! I want yours!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman  over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Free beer

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"As if by magic...

A shopkeeper appears"

I'm liking the ' Mr Ben ' quote

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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Press it once and it says

"the cow goes moo"

Press it again and "duck goes quack"

You get the picture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Press mine...what just happened?

Peach x

I might press the wrong button

By accident of course x"

Well you'd better accidently press it again, it might be the right button

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine instantly flattens my stomach and reduces my waist by 3 inches "

This button sounds faulty

I'll call an engineer

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Press mine...what just happened?

Peach x

I might press the wrong button

By accident of course x

Well you'd better accidently press it again, it might be the right button

Peach x "

How will I know if it's the right one? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It turns on the television.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Press mine...what just happened?

Peach x

You gave me a blow job!

Thanks Lib. What happens when you press yours?

Fuzz"

Amazing it works! Only 99p Inc p and p from libs back door, cheers lib

What happens when you press this button...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A nice cold glass of wine instantly appears by my side. X

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo


"Mine instantly flattens my stomach and reduces my waist by 3 inches

This button sounds faulty

I'll call an engineer

Fuzz"

Yes you're right. It should be 5 inches and a dress size dropped too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Press mine...what just happened?

Peach x

I might press the wrong button

By accident of course x

Well you'd better accidently press it again, it might be the right button

Peach x

How will I know if it's the right one? x"

No idea, keep pressing...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Press mine...what just happened?

Peach x

You gave me a blow job!

Thanks Lib. What happens when you press yours?

Fuzz

Amazing it works! Only 99p Inc p and p from libs back door, cheers lib

What happens when you press this button...

Peach x"

Ouch! DO NOT press that one again

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Press mine...what just happened?

Peach x

I might press the wrong button

By accident of course x

Well you'd better accidently press it again, it might be the right button

Peach x

How will I know if it's the right one? x

No idea, keep pressing...

Peach x"

Maybe it needs a firmer press. I'll hold you still and try again x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I pee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine instantly flattens my stomach and reduces my waist by 3 inches

This button sounds faulty

I'll call an engineer

Fuzz

Yes you're right. It should be 5 inches and a dress size dropped too!"

No, no, no I've seen this design before. It should give you a better perception of yourself and urges to visit the south coast.

Fuzz

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By *atsun xxxMan  over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

My nose goes red and steam comes out of my ears

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo


"Mine instantly flattens my stomach and reduces my waist by 3 inches

This button sounds faulty

I'll call an engineer

Fuzz

Yes you're right. It should be 5 inches and a dress size dropped too!

No, no, no I've seen this design before. It should give you a better perception of yourself and urges to visit the south coast.

Fuzz"

It definitely requires the urgent attention of an engineer then x

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I wee. True story.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple  over a year ago

Tredegar

The doors fall off my clown car!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Makes me irresistible to all FAB women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I go into sleep mode

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Makes me irresistible to all FAB women "

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go into sleep mode "

Mwahahaha! You've given away your secret now

Peach x

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton

I start speaking with a Welsh accent when I Prestatyn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine instantly flattens my stomach and reduces my waist by 3 inches

This button sounds faulty

I'll call an engineer

Fuzz

Yes you're right. It should be 5 inches and a dress size dropped too!

No, no, no I've seen this design before. It should give you a better perception of yourself and urges to visit the south coast.

Fuzz

It definitely requires the urgent attention of an engineer then x"

Well I have got my UBBR certificate up to date. I could take a look....Top up please, this may tickle...

Fuzz

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

My mouth descends to my belly like a lift...

...you want to go up or down?

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple  over a year ago

Tredegar


"I start speaking with a Welsh accent when I Prestatyn "
that’s some funny shit!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mouth descends to my belly like a lift...

...you want to go up or down? "

Down, definitely down...then back up, then down again..

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I totally freak out. I absolutely cannot stand my button touched. It's like nails down a blackboard, makes me shiver.... in a really bad way!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go into sleep mode

Mwahahaha! You've given away your secret now

Peach x"

Yeah but if you press it twice ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go into sleep mode

Mwahahaha! You've given away your secret now

Peach x

Yeah but if you press it twice ... "

Ooo..that's...that's incredible! I'll try that again if you don't mind

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Makes me irresistible to all FAB women

Peach x"

I've not touched it yet

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"My mouth descends to my belly like a lift...

...you want to go up or down?

Down, definitely down...then back up, then down again..

Peach x"

Oh you certainly know which buttons to press

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I totally freak out. I absolutely cannot stand my button touched. It's like nails down a blackboard, makes me shiver.... in a really bad way! "

Oh dear! Sounds like you need a belly button qualified engineer

Fuzz

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple  over a year ago

Barnsley

Each press cures someone dying from an incurable illness.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My soul shivers and i die a little inside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It switches my wake up alarm off.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman  over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

I squash more fluff in for a rainy day when I need to knit a jumper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Room service

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Makes me irresistible to all FAB women "

Thought you already were x

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