FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Corniest Jokes
Corniest Jokes
Jump to: Newest in thread
"As I'm in a bad mood today let's all cheer up. Post the corniest or worst joke you know . Just for fun  "
watch this and I promise you will laugh lots! It’s safe for work too! https://youtu.be/4ZMtWIkJLyQ |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"As I'm in a bad mood today let's all cheer up. Post the corniest or worst joke you know . Just for fun watch this and I promise you will laugh lots! It’s safe for work too! https://youtu.be/4ZMtWIkJLyQ"
Can't get the link on my crappy phone but will take a peek on my lappy later . cheers |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one-two-three cat, and the French cat is called the un-deux-trois cat.
who won?
The English cat. Beause the un deux trois quatre cinq! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one-two-three cat, and the French cat is called the un-deux-trois cat.
who won?
The English cat. Beause the un deux trois quatre cinq!"
That's actually funny and terrible so you are our new leader  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Why did Farmer Giles win a Nobel prize?
Because he was out standing in his field.... Aah the old ones are the best "
In fairness you asked for corny jokes, and it was a corn field.... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one-two-three cat, and the French cat is called the un-deux-trois cat.
who won?
The English cat. Beause the un deux trois quatre cinq! That's actually funny and terrible so you are our new leader "
Thank you  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Why did Farmer Giles win a Nobel prize?
Because he was out standing in his field.... Aah the old ones are the best
In fairness you asked for corny jokes, and it was a corn field...."
That is a good point |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one-two-three cat, and the French cat is called the un-deux-trois cat.
who won?
The English cat. Beause the un deux trois quatre cinq! That's actually funny and terrible so you are our new leader
Thank you "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I went into the local bakery.
Pointing to a cake, asked 'how much is that'
Baker says 'all my cakes are a pound'
I'll take that large one please,
'That's £3' says the baker 'it's Madeira cake' "
Love it equal first . Fuckin awful |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea  And with no legs ......
Still no idea Yep that's the one "
and with no genitals?
Still no fucking eye deer |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
English man irish man and scots man trying to work out who invented the vagina , english man said it was an artist who else could get shear lines of perfection , scots man said nar it was an enginer ,, because what ever size tool you have it always fits perfect ,, the irsh man said you are both wrong ,,, it was the council !!! COUNCIL the other exclaim !! How do you work that out ????
Who else would put a lesure complex next to a shit hole !!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"English man irish man and scots man trying to work out who invented the vagina , english man said it was an artist who else could get shear lines of perfection , scots man said nar it was an enginer ,, because what ever size tool you have it always fits perfect ,, the irsh man said you are both wrong ,,, it was the council !!! COUNCIL the other exclaim !! How do you work that out ????
Who else would put a lesure complex next to a shit hole !!! "
Excellent shitty hope . Google Billing Aquadrome and you will find the answer |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"English man irish man and scots man trying to work out who invented the vagina , english man said it was an artist who else could get shear lines of perfection , scots man said nar it was an enginer ,, because what ever size tool you have it always fits perfect ,, the irsh man said you are both wrong ,,, it was the council !!! COUNCIL the other exclaim !! How do you work that out ????
Who else would put a lesure complex next to a shit hole !!! Excellent shitty hope . Google Billing Aquadrome and you will find the answer "
* Joke not hope ffs |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"English man irish man and scots man trying to work out who invented the vagina , english man said it was an artist who else could get shear lines of perfection , scots man said nar it was an enginer ,, because what ever size tool you have it always fits perfect ,, the irsh man said you are both wrong ,,, it was the council !!! COUNCIL the other exclaim !! How do you work that out ????
Who else would put a lesure complex next to a shit hole !!! Excellent shitty hope . Google Billing Aquadrome and you will find the answer "
Aint that the truth!!! Ha ha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her through the window. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes at me. I picked them up and rolled them back. We kissed. She screamed. I took the cigarette from my mouth and kissed her again.
There was a tap on the door. I thought “funny place for a tap” so I turned it, and to my surprise, the door opened. There stood a redhead. Nothing more, just a red head. Then up the stairs strode a brunette, she took my hand. I asked for it back. She told me of a friend who was dying, so I decided to go and see him. We took the lift to the ground floor. It was rather heavy, but we got there eventually. I said to the porter, “Call me a taxi.” So he said “Sir, you’re a taxi.” The taxi pulled up with a jerk. The jerk got out and we got in. We arrived at the dying man’s house, where I discovered he had swallowed a chicken bone. I said “does it hurt?” and he said “only when I laugh.” So I told him a joke and he died laughing. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ack2071Man
over a year ago
bromsgrove |
Our local artist committed suicide last week , it was a loss to the art world, but on the Brightside his suicide note has been considered his best peace
Of work to date and is thought it will fetch thousands at auction |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
