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The Strictly No Dancing (or Negativity) Thread. Part 5
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"I like the insert in the title mate...let's hope it gets back on track "Thanks, it seemed apt 
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"I like the insert in the title mate...let's hope it gets back on track
Thanks, it seemed apt
Let's hope so! "Time will tell mate..and I've a bloody promise of a Gucci handbag | |||
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"I like the insert in the title mate...let's hope it gets back on track
Thanks, it seemed apt
Let's hope so!
Time will tell mate..and I've a bloody promise of a Gucci handbag "Bonus! Do you know the brick capacity? | |||
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"I like the insert in the title mate...let's hope it gets back on track
Thanks, it seemed apt
Let's hope so!
Time will tell mate..and I've a bloody promise of a Gucci handbag
Bonus! Do you know the brick capacity?"No but I know the power off my left hook  | |||
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"I like the insert in the title mate...let's hope it gets back on track
Thanks, it seemed apt
Let's hope so!
Time will tell mate..and I've a bloody promise of a Gucci handbag
Bonus! Do you know the brick capacity?
No but I know the power off my left hook "I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you up a dark alley. Faced with confrontation I make a swift exit  | |||
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"I like the insert in the title mate...let's hope it gets back on track
Thanks, it seemed apt
Let's hope so!
Time will tell mate..and I've a bloody promise of a Gucci handbag
Bonus! Do you know the brick capacity?
No but I know the power off my left hook
I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you up a dark alley.
Faced with confrontation I make a swift exit " I'm off out for a while...keep up the good work..and don't be afraid to show them the door if you get any slaver | |||
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"I like the insert in the title mate...let's hope it gets back on track
Thanks, it seemed apt
Let's hope so!
Time will tell mate..and I've a bloody promise of a Gucci handbag
Bonus! Do you know the brick capacity?
No but I know the power off my left hook
I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you up a dark alley.
Faced with confrontation I make a swift exit
I'm off out for a while...keep up the good work..and don't be afraid to show them the door if you get any slaver "Ok fella, ciao for now
I'll keep the home fires burning | |||
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"I like the insert in the title mate...let's hope it gets back on track
Thanks, it seemed apt
Let's hope so!
Time will tell mate..and I've a bloody promise of a Gucci handbag
Bonus! Do you know the brick capacity?
No but I know the power off my left hook
I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you up a dark alley.
Faced with confrontation I make a swift exit
I'm off out for a while...keep up the good work..and don't be afraid to show them the door if you get any slaver
Ok fella, ciao for now
I'll keep the home fires burning "Your getting a bloody easy shift on it...bugger me  | |||
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"I like the insert in the title mate...let's hope it gets back on track
Thanks, it seemed apt
Let's hope so!
Time will tell mate..and I've a bloody promise of a Gucci handbag
Bonus! Do you know the brick capacity?
No but I know the power off my left hook
I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you up a dark alley.
Faced with confrontation I make a swift exit
I'm off out for a while...keep up the good work..and don't be afraid to show them the door if you get any slaver
Ok fella, ciao for now
I'll keep the home fires burning
Your getting a bloody easy shift on it...bugger me "I'd rather not 
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"I like the insert in the title mate...let's hope it gets back on track
Thanks, it seemed apt
Let's hope so!
Time will tell mate..and I've a bloody promise of a Gucci handbag
Bonus! Do you know the brick capacity?
No but I know the power off my left hook
I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you up a dark alley.
Faced with confrontation I make a swift exit
I'm off out for a while...keep up the good work..and don't be afraid to show them the door if you get any slaver
Ok fella, ciao for now
I'll keep the home fires burning
Your getting a bloody easy shift on it...bugger me
I'd rather not
Yeah... nothing like working hard for a living eh "Haha maybe a wrong choice of words there. 
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So, as I am one of the scurges of this country, a benefit scrounge, and I have nothing better to do than sit in my onesie and watch Jeremy Kyle with a can of Rockstar (It's actually a cup of tea, and I don't watch tv as paying for a freeview box and t.v. licence is a luxury i cant afford but happy to go without), i decided I'd had enough of isolating myself in my 1 bed council flat (1 of 4 in a semi-detached property) and re-introduce myself into society (as fab forums are my normal social life), so even though it's a miserable day that's turning cold and wet, and I went for a walk down the road to a park and playing field 10 minutes from me, around the edge of it is an embankment known locally as 'The hills, a short walk up to the hills and you're presented with overgrowth and trees, taking a slow walk the trail you can see allsorts of wild flowers and tree's (and a fair few nettles) it really is a contrast from the city centre a few miles westward, walking through nature and all its beauty, seeing it grow and provide us with fruits and berries, I've had many a walk along there with my kids during the summer months, they love being able to pick fresh blackberries (brambles) straight off the bush and eat them, (It's part of their 5 a day and it's free) there's also quite a few rosehips and a couple of elderberry trees too, I collected some a few months back in preperation for trying homebrew wine, sadly today they were all shriveled up, there are a few brambles still growing but not enough to pick, so no fruit for my kids today unless I go to the shop and buy some, you don't get much for your non-round pound nowadays.
Anyway back to the trail, 10 minutes along it and there is an opening in the trees and bushes at one side, on a nice day it looks wonderful, miles of farmers fields and the odd farmhouse, villages in the distance, and a power station tucked neatly to the far right, a light scattering of wind turbines in the distance too, a blight on the landscape but harnessing nature's power for our benefit. (They really should paint them like flowers) It really was a peaceful place to be, a brief escape from the mundane trivialities of daily life.
Obviously I'm back home and back to reality, but I'm still feeling the goodness
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 ) to get ready to take my lovely Dad to the audiologist. Back to my GP to collect more meds. Weekly shop, (hate it)!. Quick lunch. Going to dentist with hubby to have his crown remitted. Phew!
Paul, wish I'd had your morning, sounds fabulous. You can't beat going for a lovely walk. It's a great mood lifter, isn't it, sounds like you enjoyed it!
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 I do have a crinolyn one in the loft, but just checked and its covered in moth holes, hopefully Mistress you'll be ok clutching your Gucci bag on Saturday
Yes let's keep this a lighthearted thread. Love it! | |||
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"Just thought I'd pop my head in this thread to mention the amazing work I do for charity "Hey Soxy, you are to be commended for your charity work! | |||
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"Hellllllooooooo! Sorry I'm late on. Been here there and everywhere this morning. Up at 6am ( ) to get ready to take my lovely Dad to the audiologist. Back to my GP to collect more meds. Weekly shop, (hate it)!. Quick lunch. Going to dentist with hubby to have his crown remitted. Phew!
Paul, wish I'd had your morning, sounds fabulous. You can't beat going for a lovely walk. It's a great mood lifter, isn't it, sounds like you enjoyed it!
"Good afternoon _amiss
Have a brew and put your feet up for 5 minutes
I can almost see the hills out my window if I look between roof tops, you forget just how close to the countryside and nature you are, the open landscape seems to open your eyes and mind, like sunshine on a rainy day | |||
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"Just thought I'd pop my head in this thread to mention the amazing work I do for charity
Hey Soxy, you are to be commended for your charity work! "That's very kind of you but I don't like taking about it in public | |||
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"Just thought I'd pop my head in this thread to mention the amazing work I do for charity "Yes we know, it's boring | |||
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"Just thought I'd pop my head in this thread to mention the amazing work I do for charity
Yes we know, it's boring "Nothing boring about charity mate | |||
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"Just thought I'd pop my head in this thread to mention the amazing work I do for charity
Yes we know, it's boring
Nothing boring about charity mate "Apart from boring water holes | |||
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"Just thought I'd pop my head in this thread to mention the amazing work I do for charity
Yes we know, it's boring
Nothing boring about charity mate
Apart from boring water holes "I've placed the order for next you rig ,,,,I should be a huge improvement on the last unit I managed to acquire | |||
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"Just thought I'd pop my head in this thread to mention the amazing work I do for charity
Hey Soxy, you are to be commended for your charity work!
That's very kind of you but I don't like taking about it in public "I know...I've noticed! You're very humble. | |||
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"Hellllllooooooo! Sorry I'm late on. Been here there and everywhere this morning. Up at 6am ( ) to get ready to take my lovely Dad to the audiologist. Back to my GP to collect more meds. Weekly shop, (hate it)!. Quick lunch. Going to dentist with hubby to have his crown remitted. Phew!
Paul, wish I'd had your morning, sounds fabulous. You can't beat going for a lovely walk. It's a great mood lifter, isn't it, sounds like you enjoyed it!
Good afternoon _amiss
Have a brew and put your feet up for 5 minutes
I can almost see the hills out my window if I look between roof tops, you forget just how close to the countryside and nature you are, the open landscape seems to open your eyes and mind, like sunshine on a rainy day "We love walking in the countryside, it really lifts your spirits. | |||
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"Just off home after à morning shift think I've upset a geezer on train with my coughing" Bless ya, Voddy. Have a nice restful afternoon with a cuppa, hope you feel better soon! xx | |||
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"Hellllllooooooo! Sorry I'm late on. Been here there and everywhere this morning. Up at 6am ( ) to get ready to take my lovely Dad to the audiologist. Back to my GP to collect more meds. Weekly shop, (hate it)!. Quick lunch. Going to dentist with hubby to have his crown remitted. Phew!
Paul, wish I'd had your morning, sounds fabulous. You can't beat going for a lovely walk. It's a great mood lifter, isn't it, sounds like you enjoyed it!
Good afternoon _amiss
Have a brew and put your feet up for 5 minutes
I can almost see the hills out my window if I look between roof tops, you forget just how close to the countryside and nature you are, the open landscape seems to open your eyes and mind, like sunshine on a rainy day
We love walking in the countryside, it really lifts your spirits. "I should do it more often! I don't get out much | |||
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"Hellllllooooooo! Sorry I'm late on. Been here there and everywhere this morning. Up at 6am ( ) to get ready to take my lovely Dad to the audiologist. Back to my GP to collect more meds. Weekly shop, (hate it)!. Quick lunch. Going to dentist with hubby to have his crown remitted. Phew!
Paul, wish I'd had your morning, sounds fabulous. You can't beat going for a lovely walk. It's a great mood lifter, isn't it, sounds like you enjoyed it!
Good afternoon _amiss
Have a brew and put your feet up for 5 minutes
I can almost see the hills out my window if I look between roof tops, you forget just how close to the countryside and nature you are, the open landscape seems to open your eyes and mind, like sunshine on a rainy day
We love walking in the countryside, it really lifts your spirits.
I should do it more often!
I don't get out much "Bless you Paul. It's good to get out and about for a while, during the day. | |||
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"*peeks head into room * Hello "Welcome sexyspecs
Nice of you to join us, make yourself at home | |||
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"Hellllllooooooo! Sorry I'm late on. Been here there and everywhere this morning. Up at 6am ( ) to get ready to take my lovely Dad to the audiologist. Back to my GP to collect more meds. Weekly shop, (hate it)!. Quick lunch. Going to dentist with hubby to have his crown remitted. Phew!
Paul, wish I'd had your morning, sounds fabulous. You can't beat going for a lovely walk. It's a great mood lifter, isn't it, sounds like you enjoyed it!
Good afternoon _amiss
Have a brew and put your feet up for 5 minutes
I can almost see the hills out my window if I look between roof tops, you forget just how close to the countryside and nature you are, the open landscape seems to open your eyes and mind, like sunshine on a rainy day
We love walking in the countryside, it really lifts your spirits.
I should do it more often!
I don't get out much
Bless you Paul. It's good to get out and about for a while, during the day. "Yes it can be, anxiety allowing, I was placed in an uncomfortable situation briefly yesterday evening and my pulse went skywards | |||
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"*peeks head into room * Hello "Ooh hello How are you? | |||
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"Hellllllooooooo! Sorry I'm late on. Been here there and everywhere this morning. Up at 6am ( ) to get ready to take my lovely Dad to the audiologist. Back to my GP to collect more meds. Weekly shop, (hate it)!. Quick lunch. Going to dentist with hubby to have his crown remitted. Phew!
Paul, wish I'd had your morning, sounds fabulous. You can't beat going for a lovely walk. It's a great mood lifter, isn't it, sounds like you enjoyed it!
Good afternoon _amiss
Have a brew and put your feet up for 5 minutes
I can almost see the hills out my window if I look between roof tops, you forget just how close to the countryside and nature you are, the open landscape seems to open your eyes and mind, like sunshine on a rainy day
We love walking in the countryside, it really lifts your spirits.
I should do it more often!
I don't get out much
Bless you Paul. It's good to get out and about for a while, during the day.
Yes it can be, anxiety allowing,
I was placed in an uncomfortable situation briefly yesterday evening and my pulse went skywards "Ah, sorry to hear that. Are you ok now? | |||
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"Hellllllooooooo! Sorry I'm late on. Been here there and everywhere this morning. Up at 6am ( ) to get ready to take my lovely Dad to the audiologist. Back to my GP to collect more meds. Weekly shop, (hate it)!. Quick lunch. Going to dentist with hubby to have his crown remitted. Phew!
Paul, wish I'd had your morning, sounds fabulous. You can't beat going for a lovely walk. It's a great mood lifter, isn't it, sounds like you enjoyed it!
Good afternoon _amiss
Have a brew and put your feet up for 5 minutes
I can almost see the hills out my window if I look between roof tops, you forget just how close to the countryside and nature you are, the open landscape seems to open your eyes and mind, like sunshine on a rainy day
We love walking in the countryside, it really lifts your spirits.
I should do it more often!
I don't get out much
Bless you Paul. It's good to get out and about for a while, during the day.
Yes it can be, anxiety allowing,
I was placed in an uncomfortable situation briefly yesterday evening and my pulse went skywards
Ah, sorry to hear that. Are you ok now?"Yeah I was fine after a couple of hours, the joys of ex's | |||
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"Hellllllooooooo! Sorry I'm late on. Been here there and everywhere this morning. Up at 6am ( ) to get ready to take my lovely Dad to the audiologist. Back to my GP to collect more meds. Weekly shop, (hate it)!. Quick lunch. Going to dentist with hubby to have his crown remitted. Phew!
Paul, wish I'd had your morning, sounds fabulous. You can't beat going for a lovely walk. It's a great mood lifter, isn't it, sounds like you enjoyed it!
Good afternoon _amiss
Have a brew and put your feet up for 5 minutes
I can almost see the hills out my window if I look between roof tops, you forget just how close to the countryside and nature you are, the open landscape seems to open your eyes and mind, like sunshine on a rainy day
We love walking in the countryside, it really lifts your spirits.
I should do it more often!
I don't get out much
Bless you Paul. It's good to get out and about for a while, during the day.
Yes it can be, anxiety allowing,
I was placed in an uncomfortable situation briefly yesterday evening and my pulse went skywards
Ah, sorry to hear that. Are you ok now?
Yeah I was fine after a couple of hours, the joys of ex's "Yes, that situation can be very stressful to deal with. | |||
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"*peeks head into room * Hello
Welcome sexyspecs
Nice of you to join us, make yourself at home "Why thank you | |||
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Just popped Home on me lunch break | |||
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"*peeks head into room * Hello
Ooh hello How are you? "Hello to you both. I'm doing superb today thank you | |||
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"*peeks head into room * Hello
Ooh hello How are you?
Hello to you both.
I'm doing superb today thank you "Excellent! Welcome to our little group | |||
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"Afternoon
Just popped Home on me lunch break "Hi lexi | |||
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"Afternoon
Just popped Home on me lunch break "Afternoon to you! | |||
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How’s today shaping up? | |||
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"Hellllllooooooo! Sorry I'm late on. Been here there and everywhere this morning. Up at 6am ( ) to get ready to take my lovely Dad to the audiologist. Back to my GP to collect more meds. Weekly shop, (hate it)!. Quick lunch. Going to dentist with hubby to have his crown remitted. Phew!
Paul, wish I'd had your morning, sounds fabulous. You can't beat going for a lovely walk. It's a great mood lifter, isn't it, sounds like you enjoyed it!
Good afternoon _amiss
Have a brew and put your feet up for 5 minutes
I can almost see the hills out my window if I look between roof tops, you forget just how close to the countryside and nature you are, the open landscape seems to open your eyes and mind, like sunshine on a rainy day
We love walking in the countryside, it really lifts your spirits.
I should do it more often!
I don't get out much
Bless you Paul. It's good to get out and about for a while, during the day.
Yes it can be, anxiety allowing,
I was placed in an uncomfortable situation briefly yesterday evening and my pulse went skywards
Ah, sorry to hear that. Are you ok now?
Yeah I was fine after a couple of hours, the joys of ex's
Yes, that situation can be very stressful to deal with."It shouldn't be tho, we've been separated just over a year, all communication is done via email, and even tho I have our 2 kids mon-fri afternoons we rarely see each other as her fella usually answers the door when I take my kids back, I do get anxiety as I get nearer her house (former family home) but yesterday she opened the door to the kids, no eye contact or acknowledgement of each others presence, but nevertheless my anxiety got a lot worse. Out of curiosity I checked my pulse with a fone app as I left... 124bpm
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"Right off to dentist with hubby, catch ya later. Keep my place warm! xx "Laters x | |||
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"Hello hello
How’s today shaping up?"So far so good! Yours? | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress? "Hello
It's all spandangley and shiny | |||
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"Hellllllooooooo! Sorry I'm late on. Been here there and everywhere this morning. Up at 6am ( ) to get ready to take my lovely Dad to the audiologist. Back to my GP to collect more meds. Weekly shop, (hate it)!. Quick lunch. Going to dentist with hubby to have his crown remitted. Phew!
Paul, wish I'd had your morning, sounds fabulous. You can't beat going for a lovely walk. It's a great mood lifter, isn't it, sounds like you enjoyed it!
Good afternoon _amiss
Have a brew and put your feet up for 5 minutes
I can almost see the hills out my window if I look between roof tops, you forget just how close to the countryside and nature you are, the open landscape seems to open your eyes and mind, like sunshine on a rainy day
We love walking in the countryside, it really lifts your spirits.
I should do it more often!
I don't get out much
Bless you Paul. It's good to get out and about for a while, during the day.
Yes it can be, anxiety allowing,
I was placed in an uncomfortable situation briefly yesterday evening and my pulse went skywards
Ah, sorry to hear that. Are you ok now?
Yeah I was fine after a couple of hours, the joys of ex's
Yes, that situation can be very stressful to deal with.
It shouldn't be tho, we've been separated just over a year, all communication is done via email, and even tho I have our 2 kids mon-fri afternoons we rarely see each other as her fella usually answers the door when I take my kids back, I do get anxiety as I get nearer her house (former family home) but yesterday she opened the door to the kids, no eye contact or acknowledgement of each others presence, but nevertheless my anxiety got a lot worse. Out of curiosity I checked my pulse with a fone app as I left... 124bpm
Stupid isn't it "No, it isn't stupid, on your part, quite understandable. | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Hello
It's all spandangley and shiny "Yes it is . Do you think it is suitable? | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress? "Wow... I want one...drool | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Wow... I want one...drool "Perhaps if you ask nicely, Mistress will share it with you. | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Hello
It's all spandangley and shiny
Yes it is . Do you think it is suitable? "Very much so, I'm going to have to run up a spandangley, shiny dress now! Don't think it will be done by Saturday though..... I'll be out if favour! | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Wow... I want one...drool
Perhaps if you ask nicely, Mistress will share it with you. "I hardly dare ask...depends what mood Mitress turns up in later | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Wow... I want one...drool
Perhaps if you ask nicely, Mistress will share it with you.
I hardly dare ask...depends what mood Mitress turns up in later "I'm sure if you flutter your eye lashes she won't be able to resist | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Hello
It's all spandangley and shiny
Yes it is . Do you think it is suitable?
Very much so, I'm going to have to run up a spandangley, shiny dress now! Don't think it will be done by Saturday though..... I'll be out if favour! "It's okay, there are plenty more Saturdays the dress will come in handy | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Wow... I want one...drool
Perhaps if you ask nicely, Mistress will share it with you.
I hardly dare ask...depends what mood Mitress turns up in later
I'm sure if you flutter your eye lashes she won't be able to resist "I could try, couldn't I | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Hello
It's all spandangley and shiny
Yes it is . Do you think it is suitable?
Very much so, I'm going to have to run up a spandangley, shiny dress now! Don't think it will be done by Saturday though..... I'll be out if favour!
It's okay, there are plenty more Saturdays the dress will come in handy "You're right Cosmos, better get on it! | |||
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"Hello hello
How’s today shaping up?
So far so good! Yours?"I’m happy now I’ve got food | |||
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"Where are you Mistress, we'll soon be starting #6!" Well hello ladies and paul a little eye flush to you all | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress? "I hope that's not a genuine Manchester fake city Gucci | |||
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"Where are you Mistress, we'll soon be starting #6! Well hello ladies and paul a little eye flush to you all "Hello, have you had a good day! | |||
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"Where are you Mistress, we'll soon be starting #6! Well hello ladies and paul a little eye flush to you all
Hello, have you had a good day! "Only so so.. but that's life..bugger I nearly burst into song there | |||
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"Where are you Mistress, we'll soon be starting #6! Well hello ladies and paul a little eye flush to you all
Hello, have you had a good day!
Only so so.. but that's life..bugger I nearly burst into song there "I sung it as I read it if that helps | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Wow... I want one...drool
Perhaps if you ask nicely, Mistress will share it with you.
I hardly dare ask...depends what mood Mitress turns up in later "Now that all depend on the fit of the dress | |||
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"Where are you Mistress, we'll soon be starting #6! Well hello ladies and paul a little eye flush to you all
Hello, have you had a good day!
Only so so.. but that's life..bugger I nearly burst into song there "Haha! Love a good ole sing song | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Wow... I want one...drool
Perhaps if you ask nicely, Mistress will share it with you.
I hardly dare ask...depends what mood Mitress turns up in later
Now that all depend on the fit of the dress "Well I'm having to guess your size, so I might put 'lastic panels in it, they will be flesh coloured though! | |||
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"Where are you Mistress, we'll soon be starting #6! Well hello ladies and paul a little eye flush to you all
Hello, have you had a good day!
Only so so.. but that's life..bugger I nearly burst into song there
I sung it as I read it if that helps "Noooooo you haven't heard me bloody sing ....not a bad swinger though | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Wow... I want one...drool
Perhaps if you ask nicely, Mistress will share it with you.
I hardly dare ask...depends what mood Mitress turns up in later
Now that all depend on the fit of the dress
Well I'm having to guess your size, so I might put 'lastic panels in it, they will be flesh coloured though! "Psst...keep it quiet but go for a 14...don't tell anyone of them buggers though | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Wow... I want one...drool
Perhaps if you ask nicely, Mistress will share it with you.
I hardly dare ask...depends what mood Mitress turns up in later
Now that all depend on the fit of the dress
Well I'm having to guess your size, so I might put 'lastic panels in it, they will be flesh coloured though!
Psst...keep it quiet but go for a 14...don't tell anyone of them buggers though "**ok..no problem** | |||
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"What the fuck is going on in here then? What have i missed" Just got here myself mate | |||
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"Feck me I've just turned the telly on and BBC2 came on "Hahaha!!! Omg..love it!Switch it over quickly, don't wanting you batting for the other side! | |||
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"What the fuck is going on in here then? What have i missed Just got here myself mate "Not here long,back to the grindstone in a min | |||
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"What the fuck is going on in here then? What have i missed" Who knows, I just keep going along with it to amuse the inmates! | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Wow... I want one...drool
Perhaps if you ask nicely, Mistress will share it with you.
I hardly dare ask...depends what mood Mitress turns up in later
Now that all depend on the fit of the dress
Well I'm having to guess your size, so I might put 'lastic panels in it, they will be flesh coloured though!
Psst...keep it quiet but go for a 14...don't tell anyone of them buggers though
**ok..no problem**"Good I don't want to make them all envious of my figure | |||
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"What the fuck is going on in here then? What have i missed Just got here myself mate
Not here long,back to the grindstone in a min
"They still have mills in manchester | |||
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"Good afternoon you lovely lot. It looks like we have moved onto part 5 since I left for work this morning. So, what do you think of my genuine Gucci bag that I procured for Mistress?
Wow... I want one...drool
Perhaps if you ask nicely, Mistress will share it with you.
I hardly dare ask...depends what mood Mitress turns up in later
Now that all depend on the fit of the dress
Well I'm having to guess your size, so I might put 'lastic panels in it, they will be flesh coloured though!
Psst...keep it quiet but go for a 14...don't tell anyone of them buggers though
**ok..no problem**
Good I don't want to make them all envious of my figure "Got ya, your secret's safe with me | |||
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"What the fuck is going on in here then? What have i missed Who knows, I just keep going along with it to amuse the inmates! "Inmates? You make me sound like prison warder | |||
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"What the fuck is going on in here then? What have i missed Just got here myself mate
Not here long,back to the grindstone in a min
They still have mills in manchester "Windmills?...Is he 'windy Miller'? | |||
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"What the fuck is going on in here then? What have i missed Who knows, I just keep going along with it to amuse the inmates!
Inmates? You make me sound like prison warder "You are the Mistress | |||
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"What the fuck is going on in here then? What have i missed Who knows, I just keep going along with it to amuse the inmates!
Inmates? You make me sound like prison warder
You are the Mistress"Psst...keep this quiet too...I'm really a big softy...but don't let it get out now | |||
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"Right luvvies, off to carve the roast beef, catch you on the night shift...(that could be a song too!) xx"Ba bye for now | |||
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"misstress did the doctor sort your bunions for you "Sadly no...not yet  | |||
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"misstress did the doctor sort your bunions for you
Sadly no...not yet "Thought it was piles? | |||
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"misstress did the doctor sort your bunions for you
Sadly no...not yet
Thought it was piles?"Feck off twat...get back tit mill | |||
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"sorry watching bad habits holy orders " Eh? | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday? "I thought holidays were your speciality | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality "Nah I'm on the sick now | |||
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"its about a group of girls who are unruly have gone to live in a convent for a month " Oo I'll have to look that one up..never heard of it before..what channel was it on? | |||
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"Eeeeevening! "Where's fecking Jim when you need him....I can't do it good evening _amiss | |||
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"Eeeeevening!
Where's fecking Jim when you need him....I can't do it good evening _amiss "Haha! Evening lovely! | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now "Iv always thought you were sick | |||
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"Eeeeevening!
Where's fecking Jim when you need him....I can't do it good evening _amiss
Haha! Evening lovely! "Bloody hell I nearly jumped in the wrong thread....someone has bumped that other fecker up | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick"Yep but I'm ill as well atm. | |||
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"Eeeeevening!
Where's fecking Jim when you need him....I can't do it good evening _amiss
Haha! Evening lovely!
Bloody hell I nearly jumped in the wrong thread....someone has bumped that other fecker up "Ooo maybe I'll have a little peep, it is less than 48 hours. | |||
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"Eeeeevening!
Where's fecking Jim when you need him....I can't do it good evening _amiss
Haha! Evening lovely!
Bloody hell I nearly jumped in the wrong thread....someone has bumped that other fecker up
Ooo maybe I'll have a little peep, it is less than 48 hours. "Oi...get back here | |||
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"Eeeeevening!
Where's fecking Jim when you need him....I can't do it good evening _amiss
Haha! Evening lovely!
Bloody hell I nearly jumped in the wrong thread....someone has bumped that other fecker up
Ooo maybe I'll have a little peep, it is less than 48 hours.
Oi...get back here "Yep all's good in there, ticking over nicely, ready for Saturday | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm."Oh, bless.... xx | |||
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"Eeeeevening!
Where's fecking Jim when you need him....I can't do it good evening _amiss
Haha! Evening lovely!
Bloody hell I nearly jumped in the wrong thread....someone has bumped that other fecker up
Ooo maybe I'll have a little peep, it is less than 48 hours.
Oi...get back here
Yep all's good in there, ticking over nicely, ready for Saturday "Sneak....I seen you | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx"I need a sexy nurse x | |||
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It's like there's a big black hole keeps appearing. People need to sign out when they're going, or we can't keep track of them.! | |||
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"Eeeeevening!
Where's fecking Jim when you need him....I can't do it good evening _amiss
Haha! Evening lovely!
Bloody hell I nearly jumped in the wrong thread....someone has bumped that other fecker up
Ooo maybe I'll have a little peep, it is less than 48 hours.
Oi...get back here
Yep all's good in there, ticking over nicely, ready for Saturday
Sneak....I seen you "Can't help myself | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x"Wot...nightnurse? | |||
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"Lovely Paul's disappeared now!
It's like there's a big black hole keeps appearing. People need to sign out when they're going, or we can't keep track of them.! "Has he gone on hols? | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x"Backing out if this thread... Quickly | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
Wot...nightnurse? "Nah I don't drink now...that would get me pissed | |||
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"Lovely Paul's disappeared now!
It's like there's a big black hole keeps appearing. People need to sign out when they're going, or we can't keep track of them.!
Has he gone on hols?"Tut...he didn't say, don't remember him asking for leave...did he check with you? | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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"it was on channel 5 but it will be repeated im sure part 2 next week " I'll have a look on kodi after question time x | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
Wot...nightnurse?
Nah I don't drink now...that would get me pissed "No...I'm a nightnu.....Oh never mind! | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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"good evening _amiss how was your beef dinner xx" Evening lovely, it was gorgeous, thank you | |||
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"Lovely Paul's disappeared now!
It's like there's a big black hole keeps appearing. People need to sign out when they're going, or we can't keep track of them.!
Has he gone on hols?
Tut...he didn't say, don't remember him asking for leave...did he check with you? "No I'll have to mark him down as awol the bugger | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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"it was on channel 5 but it will be repeated im sure part 2 next week I'll have a look on kodi after question time x"I used to love question time..too many knobs on there now.. | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Quickly Halt stop right there young man
Can't mean me...
Young man indeed pffttt "yes you you are concealing a dangerous weapon in your trousers | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
Wot...nightnurse?
Nah I don't drink now...that would get me pissed
No...I'm a nightnu.....Oh never mind! "Oh bugger | |||
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"Lovely Paul's disappeared now!
It's like there's a big black hole keeps appearing. People need to sign out when they're going, or we can't keep track of them.!
Has he gone on hols?
Tut...he didn't say, don't remember him asking for leave...did he check with you?
No I'll have to mark him down as awol the bugger"No gold star for good attendance for him | |||
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"Lovely Paul's disappeared now!
It's like there's a big black hole keeps appearing. People need to sign out when they're going, or we can't keep track of them.!
Has he gone on hols?
Tut...he didn't say, don't remember him asking for leave...did he check with you?
No I'll have to mark him down as awol the bugger"i did hear sirens earlier hope the rozzers havent got him | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Can't mean me...
Young man indeed pffttt "How's it going old chap | |||
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"it was on channel 5 but it will be repeated im sure part 2 next week I'll have a look on kodi after question time x
I used to love question time..too many knobs on there now.. "Yeah panel of dick heads tonight | |||
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"Lovely Paul's disappeared now!
It's like there's a big black hole keeps appearing. People need to sign out when they're going, or we can't keep track of them.!
Has he gone on hols?
Tut...he didn't say, don't remember him asking for leave...did he check with you?
No I'll have to mark him down as awol the buggeri did hear sirens earlier hope the rozzers havent got him"God..I hope he's ok..maybe we shouldn't jest. | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate "Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave... Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Quickly Halt stop right there young man
Can't mean me...
Young man indeed pffttt yes you you are concealing a dangerous weapon in your trousers"Oi _oddy stop flirting | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Quickly Halt stop right there young man
Can't mean me...
Young man indeed pffttt yes you you are concealing a dangerous weapon in your trousers"Remarkable eyesight miss _oddy | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
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"Lovely Paul's disappeared now!
It's like there's a big black hole keeps appearing. People need to sign out when they're going, or we can't keep track of them.!
Has he gone on hols?
Tut...he didn't say, don't remember him asking for leave...did he check with you?
No I'll have to mark him down as awol the bugger
No gold star for good attendance for him "No the bugger begged to run this one too | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Quickly Halt stop right there young man
Can't mean me...
Young man indeed pffttt yes you you are concealing a dangerous weapon in your trousers
Remarkable eyesight miss _oddy "I was thinking that! | |||
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"Lovely Paul's disappeared now!
It's like there's a big black hole keeps appearing. People need to sign out when they're going, or we can't keep track of them.!
Has he gone on hols?
Tut...he didn't say, don't remember him asking for leave...did he check with you?
No I'll have to mark him down as awol the buggeri did hear sirens earlier hope the rozzers havent got him"Spill the beans...what's he been up to the bugger? | |||
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"Lovely Paul's disappeared now!
It's like there's a big black hole keeps appearing. People need to sign out when they're going, or we can't keep track of them.!
Has he gone on hols?
Tut...he didn't say, don't remember him asking for leave...did he check with you?
No I'll have to mark him down as awol the bugger
No gold star for good attendance for him
No the bugger begged to run this one too "Tut... it's difficult getting the staff these days! | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Quickly Halt stop right there young man
Can't mean me...
Young man indeed pffttt yes you you are concealing a dangerous weapon in your trousers
Oi _oddy stop flirting "me flirt never im a looks at hine | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Quickly Halt stop right there young man
Can't mean me...
Young man indeed pffttt yes you you are concealing a dangerous weapon in your trousers
Remarkable eyesight miss _oddy
I was thinking that! "Shhhhh You been peeping in the showers | |||
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"Lovely Paul's disappeared now!
It's like there's a big black hole keeps appearing. People need to sign out when they're going, or we can't keep track of them.!
Has he gone on hols?
Tut...he didn't say, don't remember him asking for leave...did he check with you?
No I'll have to mark him down as awol the buggeri did hear sirens earlier hope the rozzers havent got him
God..I hope he's ok..maybe we shouldn't jest."I hope he hasn't been caught nicking a bottle of dandelion and burdock from asda | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
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Down the flue we come "Just like Santa | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come "Bet you've said that a few times in the past | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past "Haha | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Just like Santa "Who fecking told you about my beard | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Quickly Halt stop right there young man
Can't mean me...
Young man indeed pffttt yes you you are concealing a dangerous weapon in your trousers
Oi _oddy stop flirting me flirt never im a looks at hine "Ohhh errr mumble shuffle... Don't look _oddy....ooops too late | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past "thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past "Oi | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Just like Santa "Doesn't Santa only come once a year | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Just like Santa
Who fecking told you about my beard "I have a similar one! | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Just like Santa
Doesn't Santa only come once a year "Yes..sad isn't it..  | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Can't mean me...
Young man indeed pffttt yes you you are concealing a dangerous weapon in your trousers
Oi _oddy stop flirting me flirt never im a looks at hine
Ohhh errr mumble shuffle...
Don't look _oddy....ooops too late "be still my beating heart | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave "Nah his cave is full of spiders | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave "Why? Are you brining a friend too | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Nah his cave is full of spiders"Think they're flirting..... | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Why? Are you brining a friend too "misstress and _amiss will be cuming too | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Why? Are you brining a friend too "Hello.......  | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Just like Santa
Doesn't Santa only come once a year
Yes..sad isn't it.. "Yeah... he only ever gets to fill stockings... Wonder who that reminds me of | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Why? Are you brining a friend too misstress and _amiss will be cuming too "Yep got my doggy bag packed..... | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Nah his cave is full of spiders
Think they're flirting..... "Nah _oddy after a gang bang and hire just wants to play Fred and Wilma in the cave | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Just like Santa
Doesn't Santa only come once a year
Yes..sad isn't it..
Yeah... he only ever gets to fill stockings...
Wonder who that reminds me of "No idea..... | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Nah his cave is full of spiders
Think they're flirting.....
Nah _oddy after a gang bang and hire just wants to play Fred and Wilma in the cave "Wilmaaaaaaa!..... | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Why? Are you brining a friend too misstress and _amiss will be cuming too
Yep got my doggy bag packed..... "And I'll fetch the stockings...cheeky get that hine | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Why? Are you brining a friend too misstress and _amiss will be cuming too
Yep got my doggy bag packed..... "You have a dog? Hope he doesn't bite | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Nah his cave is full of spiders
Think they're flirting.....
Nah _oddy after a gang bang and hire just wants to play Fred and Wilma in the cave
Wilmaaaaaaa!..... "His wolf is called Dino | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Why? Are you brining a friend too misstress and _amiss will be cuming too
Yep got my doggy bag packed.....
And I'll fetch the stockings...cheeky get that hine"Me? | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Why? Are you brining a friend too misstress and _amiss will be cuming too
Yep got my doggy bag packed.....
You have a dog? Hope he doesn't bite "No...don't have one | |||
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"Has everyone gone on holiday?
I thought holidays were your speciality
Nah I'm on the sick now
Iv always thought you were sick
Yep but I'm ill as well atm.
Oh, bless.... xx
I need a sexy nurse x
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Get that log fire going...and put a bloody door on that cave..it's getting bloody cold now mate
Bugger... more squatters trying to enter the man cave...
Rolls big stone acrosd the door and throws wolves some raw meat
Down the flue we come
Bet you've said that a few times in the past thik we need a super king sized bed in this cave
Why? Are you brining a friend too misstress and _amiss will be cuming too
Yep got my doggy bag packed.....
You have a dog? Hope he doesn't bite "oooooo can i bring my pussy | |||
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