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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I applaud your enthusiasm but I fear the clippty clops food supply has exhausted what would we talk about ?

Oh I know we could talk about my charity work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The paper £5 note dilemma

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The paper £5 note dilemma "

Yes yes but lets talk about my amazing charity work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do we have to? Can't we talk about my charity work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do we have to? Can't we talk about my charity work? "

Well yes that would be a most amicable situation ...... after all it seems since we drowned the kitten in the river things got do with cheering up a bit ......

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan

I hear a new series of drama queen is starting?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My amazing act of charity kindness was to join a small group of people from stoke, we travelled to Manchester for a gathering. And donated 3 points to the blue lot, along with a bucket full of goal difference donations.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do we have to? Can't we talk about my charity work?

Well yes that would be a most amicable situation ...... after all it seems since we drowned the kitten in the river things got do with cheering up a bit ...... "

Aw Soxy, can we get the kitten out the river and save it please , I can’t stand that thought

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"Do we have to? Can't we talk about my charity work?

Well yes that would be a most amicable situation ...... after all it seems since we drowned the kitten in the river things got do with cheering up a bit ......

Aw Soxy, can we get the kitten out the river and save it please , I can’t stand that thought

"

Don`t worry he couldn`t drown a mouse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hear a new series of drama queen is starting?"

You'd be an expert on that subject

Welcome to the thread ....

See how much nicer it is when people try to be nice......

I'll not be responding to you posts in this thread .... You've exhausted your repertoire .....

Clippity cloppity I'm sure you'll find someone to chitter with you in here ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do we have to? Can't we talk about my charity work?

Well yes that would be a most amicable situation ...... after all it seems since we drowned the kitten in the river things got do with cheering up a bit ......

Aw Soxy, can we get the kitten out the river and save it please , I can’t stand that thought

Don`t worry he couldn`t drown a mouse."

Its too late the mouse was trapped in the trolls pocket they both died

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By *typical guyMan  over a year ago

wigan


"I hear a new series of drama queen is starting?

You'd be an expert on that subject

Welcome to the thread ....

See how much nicer it is when people try to be nice......

I'll not be responding to you posts in this thread .... You've exhausted your repertoire .....

Clippity cloppity I'm sure you'll find someone to chitter with you in here .... "

I`ll not bother staying,there appears to be a bad echo..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Speaking of cats. Ours just gave me a high5. Too cute!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Speaking of cats. Ours just gave me a high5. Too cute!"

Aww that's so sweet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Okay the troll drowns, the mouse was hypothetical but the kitten lives? Phew, feel better now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Speaking of cats. Ours just gave me a high5. Too cute!

Aww that's so sweet "

Ace ain't she?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Okay the troll drowns, the mouse was hypothetical but the kitten lives? Phew, feel better now

"

Sounds like a happily ever after to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Okay the troll drowns, the mouse was hypothetical but the kitten lives? Phew, feel better now

Sounds like a happily ever after to me. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Okay the troll drowns, the mouse was hypothetical but the kitten lives? Phew, feel better now

Sounds like a happily ever after to me. "

I’m happy if the kittens happy

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Errrrrrrr hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrrrrr hello "

Did you know Hello is the evolution of the term Ahoy.....

To the best of my knowledge Errrrrr indicates a dried spunk has fowled the letter "r" on the keyboard

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Errrrrrrr hello

Did you know Hello is the evolution of the term Ahoy.....

To the best of my knowledge Errrrrr indicates a dried spunk has fowled the letter "r" on the keyboard "

No spunk on my new phone I assure you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrrrrr hello

Did you know Hello is the evolution of the term Ahoy.....

To the best of my knowledge Errrrrr indicates a dried spunk has fowled the letter "r" on the keyboard

No spunk on my new phone I assure you "

What happened to the old phone ...... was the vibrate function not sufficiently vibrant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is why I love this place we can go from 0-bizarre in seconds.

From kittens in a river to spunk on a phone

Only on fab'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Errrrr hello....I go on the phone...come off and see this

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This is why I love this place we can go from 0-bizarre in seconds.

From kittens in a river to spunk on a phone

Only on fab'"

I imagine its possible to use dried spunk too build up an efficient screen protector

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrr hello....I go on the phone...come off and see this

Wtf "

Be grateful we were thinking of you.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is why I love this place we can go from 0-bizarre in seconds.

From kittens in a river to spunk on a phone

Only on fab'

I imagine its possible to use dried spunk too build up an efficient screen protector "

Let us know how you go on with the testing of your theory

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Errrrrrrr hello

Did you know Hello is the evolution of the term Ahoy.....

To the best of my knowledge Errrrrr indicates a dried spunk has fowled the letter "r" on the keyboard

No spunk on my new phone I assure you

What happened to the old phone ...... was the vibrate function not sufficiently vibrant "

No that’s Mr Pink you’re thinking of he’s going back to Ann Summers tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrrrrr hello

Did you know Hello is the evolution of the term Ahoy.....

To the best of my knowledge Errrrrr indicates a dried spunk has fowled the letter "r" on the keyboard

No spunk on my new phone I assure you

What happened to the old phone ...... was the vibrate function not sufficiently vibrant

No that’s Mr Pink you’re thinking of he’s going back to Ann Summers tomorrow "

Is there a real person called Ann Summers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Errrrr hello....I go on the phone...come off and see this

Wtf

Be grateful we were thinking of you..... "

Well too busy for this thread

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By *eliz NelsonMan  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"I hear a new series of drama queen is starting?"

Oh! Come on Soxy, credit where credit is due, that comment was quite funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrr hello....I go on the phone...come off and see this

Wtf

Be grateful we were thinking of you.....

Well too busy for this thread "

Well to be honest I was to busy to think of a proper thread title and I was bursting for a shit so its was a natural choice really

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Errrrrrrr hello

Did you know Hello is the evolution of the term Ahoy.....

To the best of my knowledge Errrrrr indicates a dried spunk has fowled the letter "r" on the keyboard

No spunk on my new phone I assure you

What happened to the old phone ...... was the vibrate function not sufficiently vibrant

No that’s Mr Pink you’re thinking of he’s going back to Ann Summers tomorrow

Is there a real person called Ann Summers "

God knows but a lovely lady called Dawn gave me a new Mr Pink

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Errrrrrrr hello

Did you know Hello is the evolution of the term Ahoy.....

To the best of my knowledge Errrrrr indicates a dried spunk has fowled the letter "r" on the keyboard

No spunk on my new phone I assure you

What happened to the old phone ...... was the vibrate function not sufficiently vibrant

No that’s Mr Pink you’re thinking of he’s going back to Ann Summers tomorrow

Is there a real person called Ann Summers

God knows but a lovely lady called Dawn gave me a new Mr Pink "

I might go in with a clipboard pretending I'm young Mr Summers on a product testing mission .....

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