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over a year ago
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Let them out - then u realise it felt warm!! Your face drops, as you can feel the impending doom!!
It’s going to be a smelly one!!
And if it’s in a crowded lift!! Look out!!
While we’re on the subject of smelly farts - why do people prefer their own flavour lol |
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"Not as good as the "been in polite company all night" ones you let go as soon as you can. "
I've been there and you look forward to getting them all out at the earliest, safest, opportunity but more often that not they have escaped.
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over a year ago
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You think its going to be a quiet one then you cough and it rips out at the speed of light by god they fuckin hurt your arse lips as they exit don't they. |
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"Is anyone ever surprised by their guffs, like dogs are?
Fuzz
I’m constantly surprised by husbands farts 
You’d think I’d be used to it by now  "
Is it the smell or the noise that surprises you? 
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over a year ago
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"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website "
He the farts out is the key to ours 
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website
Getting the farts out is the key to ours
Fuzz"
FTFM
Fuzz |
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over a year ago
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Then there's "drop and run" farts. You are walking for example down the street or in a shop aisle you drop one quicken your pace then let someone else walk straight into it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is anyone ever surprised by their guffs, like dogs are?
Fuzz
I’m constantly surprised by husbands farts
You’d think I’d be used to it by now
Is it the smell or the noise that surprises you?
Fuzz"
The noise Fuzz! He makes the cats jump! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website
He the farts out is the key to ours
Fuzz"
No need to blow your own trumpet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is anyone ever surprised by their guffs, like dogs are?
Fuzz
I’m constantly surprised by husbands farts
You’d think I’d be used to it by now
Is it the smell or the noise that surprises you?
Fuzz
The noise Fuzz! He makes the cats jump! "
That's what our dog does. When he farts he jumps and scuttles away looking over his shoulder with an expression that says "What the fuck was that?!?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website
He the farts out is the key to ours
Fuzz
No need to blow your own trumpet "
Peach is the trumpet. I'm more of a trombone
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website
He the farts out is the key to ours
Fuzz
No need to blow your own trumpet "
I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website
He the farts out is the key to ours
Fuzz
No need to blow your own trumpet
I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G"
Great for tuning your guitar?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website
He the farts out is the key to ours
Fuzz
No need to blow your own trumpet
I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G"
This has gotta be a wind up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website
He the farts out is the key to ours
Fuzz
No need to blow your own trumpet
I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G
This has gotta be a wind up "
I currently can manage a B sharp. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website
He the farts out is the key to ours
Fuzz
No need to blow your own trumpet
I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G
This has gotta be a wind up
I currently can manage a B sharp. "
Sound painful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website
He the farts out is the key to ours
Fuzz
No need to blow your own trumpet
I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G
This has gotta be a wind up
I currently can manage a B sharp.
Sound painful "
^ That could be the name of the albums, thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website
He the farts out is the key to ours
Fuzz
No need to blow your own trumpet
I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G
This has gotta be a wind up
I currently can manage a B sharp.
Sound painful
^ That could be the name of the albums, thanks. "
Now that’s what I call music |
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