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So im stood in the queue and im starting to sweat.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Im sweating,shaking,my mind is racing i feel like my head is going to explode!! The queue is moving forward im starting to fidget and feel panic stricken.

Its my turn,im at the front the ladies eyes feel like there burning into my soul,then she utters those words iv come to dread....scrambled,poached,fried,well done or runny.....to be continued

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I opted for omlette,even then she said "ham,cheese,bacon,mushrooms?

Just plain thanks shirley

Another canteen moment over with,now on with the day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does Shirley make you nervous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At least it wasn't a bean juice mixed with tomato juice quandary. Phew! bullet dodged.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I Press red to link and record the series.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Does Shirley make you nervous "

Its more the antisipation of what to have, and shirley doesnt smile and has the darkest lifless eyes ever!! Like a shark

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"At least it wasn't a bean juice mixed with tomato juice quandary. Phew! bullet dodged. "

It was the beans over my egg that got me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I Press red to link and record the series. "

I havnt got a clue what that means,and i doubt you have either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At least it wasn't a bean juice mixed with tomato juice quandary. Phew! bullet dodged.

It was the beans over my egg that got me"

It's almost acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perhaps its the anticipation of the ensuing heartburn.......

Oh soz you weren't anticipating heartburn were you.....

Oh well enjoy you breaky

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple  over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"At least it wasn't a bean juice mixed with tomato juice quandary. Phew! bullet dodged.

It was the beans over my egg that got me

It's almost acceptable"

No black pudding(y) SHOCKING!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I Press red to link and record the series.

I havnt got a clue what that means,and i doubt you have either"

I'm expecting more episodes of this gripping tale, I'm on the edge of my seat wondering where this story will take me.

*It's a sky remote button I referred to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I Press red to link and record the series.

I havnt got a clue what that means,and i doubt you have either

I'm expecting more episodes of this gripping tale, I'm on the edge of my seat wondering where this story will take me.

*It's a sky remote button I referred to.

"

The phobia of the canteen is real.whatch this space

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I Press red to link and record the series.

I havnt got a clue what that means,and i doubt you have either

I'm expecting more episodes of this gripping tale, I'm on the edge of my seat wondering where this story will take me.

*It's a sky remote button I referred to.

"

You mean sky remotes have a purpose outside of measuring tools?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I Press red to link and record the series.

I havnt got a clue what that means,and i doubt you have either

I'm expecting more episodes of this gripping tale, I'm on the edge of my seat wondering where this story will take me.

*It's a sky remote button I referred to.

You mean sky remotes have a purpose outside of measuring tools? "

I can turn my tv on/off with mine. It took a while to master, but now when I throw it at the tv, I can hit the standby button 100% of the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

There is actually a phobia of canteens and broccoli . You lern something new everyday

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There is actually a phobia of canteens and broccoli . You lern something new everyday"

Learn*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I Press red to link and record the series.

I havnt got a clue what that means,and i doubt you have either

I'm expecting more episodes of this gripping tale, I'm on the edge of my seat wondering where this story will take me.

*It's a sky remote button I referred to.

You mean sky remotes have a purpose outside of measuring tools?

I can turn my tv on/off with mine. It took a while to master, but now when I throw it at the tv, I can hit the standby button 100% of the time. "

That’s really impressive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is actually a phobia of canteens and broccoli . You lern something new everyday"

Broccoli in canteens, or separately

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There is actually a phobia of canteens and broccoli . You lern something new everyday

Broccoli in canteens, or separately "

I just googled phobias snd it came up with loads of obscure ones...have a google

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is actually a phobia of canteens and broccoli . You lern something new everyday

Broccoli in canteens, or separately "

Broccoli in any form, it's rank.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feck the beans...you should have got chopped tomatoes divvy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is actually a phobia of canteens and broccoli . You lern something new everyday

Broccoli in canteens, or separately

Broccoli in any form, it's rank. "

Aww but they're just little trees

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is actually a phobia of canteens and broccoli . You lern something new everyday

Broccoli in canteens, or separately

I just googled phobias snd it came up with loads of obscure ones...have a google"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Feck the beans...you should have got chopped tomatoes divvy"

Dont you f**in start

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Feck the beans...you should have got chopped tomatoes divvy

Dont you f**in start"

Tomatoes and egg yolk is fecking nectar

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Feck the beans...you should have got chopped tomatoes divvy

Dont you f**in start

Tomatoes and egg yolk is fecking nectar "

You sir are weird

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Feck the beans...you should have got chopped tomatoes divvy

Dont you f**in start

Tomatoes and egg yolk is fecking nectar

You sir are weird"

Well at least you got my sex right

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

I empathise Dash, anxiety like that is horrible to experience, I ended up on diazepam & beta blockers because of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I empathise Dash, anxiety like that is horrible to experience, I ended up on diazepam & beta blockers because of it "

Get egg and tomatoes on toast next time....simplest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I empathise Dash, anxiety like that is horrible to experience, I ended up on diazepam & beta blockers because of it

Get egg and tomatoes on toast next time....simplest "

Fecking simples

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

What no black pudding ....

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"I empathise Dash, anxiety like that is horrible to experience, I ended up on diazepam & beta blockers because of it

Get egg and tomatoes on toast next time....simplest

Fecking simples "

Simples?

Social anxiety prevents me from entering such establishments

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What no black pudding .... "

On toast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The thread title sounds like a play on a Killers track.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thread title sounds like a play on a Killers track. "

Are you human? And we won't even mention that second fecking bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

#firstworldproblems

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I empathise Dash, anxiety like that is horrible to experience, I ended up on diazepam & beta blockers because of it "

Maybe i should put them on toast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What no spam

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area


"What no spam "

Now your talking ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What no spam "

Poor mans ham

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I empathise Dash, anxiety like that is horrible to experience, I ended up on diazepam & beta blockers because of it "

Any side effects?

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"I empathise Dash, anxiety like that is horrible to experience, I ended up on diazepam & beta blockers because of it

Maybe i should put them on toast"

Controlled breathing is almost as effective

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I empathise Dash, anxiety like that is horrible to experience, I ended up on diazepam & beta blockers because of it

Maybe i should put them on toast"

Wise move

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What no spam

Now your talking ......"

Spam and eggs, spam and chips, spam eggs and chips, spam spam spam and chips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What no spam

Now your talking ......

Spam and eggs, spam and chips, spam eggs and chips, spam spam spam and chips "

It's shite...now pek on the other hand

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"I empathise Dash, anxiety like that is horrible to experience, I ended up on diazepam & beta blockers because of it

Any side effects?"

I didn't have any side effects that I noticed, diazis took the edge off, betas were to help reduce the shaking but had no effect at all, asthma inhalers were surprisingly effective during a bad attack of anxiety.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm like that when I take the grandchildren to McDonalds. Never sure if I want to eat anything, as I don't really like any of it, but don't want to starve until I get home. I don't know whether to have a milkshake, juice or just a water to wash it down with. Sometimes I go with a hot chocolate, just so I can drink something while they go off and play on the jungle gym thingy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm like that when I take the grandchildren to McDonalds. Never sure if I want to eat anything, as I don't really like any of it, but don't want to starve until I get home. I don't know whether to have a milkshake, juice or just a water to wash it down with. Sometimes I go with a hot chocolate, just so I can drink something while they go off and play on the jungle gym thingy. "

Get there before 10;30 as the only thing I like from there are the double sausage Macmuffins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm like that when I take the grandchildren to McDonalds. Never sure if I want to eat anything, as I don't really like any of it, but don't want to starve until I get home. I don't know whether to have a milkshake, juice or just a water to wash it down with. Sometimes I go with a hot chocolate, just so I can drink something while they go off and play on the jungle gym thingy.

Get there before 10;30 as the only thing I like from there are the double sausage Macmuffins "

Would that be a finger licking McMuffin containing a 35 day old dead chicken........ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm like that when I take the grandchildren to McDonalds. Never sure if I want to eat anything, as I don't really like any of it, but don't want to starve until I get home. I don't know whether to have a milkshake, juice or just a water to wash it down with. Sometimes I go with a hot chocolate, just so I can drink something while they go off and play on the jungle gym thingy.

Get there before 10;30 as the only thing I like from there are the double sausage Macmuffins

Would that be a finger licking McMuffin containing a 35 day old dead chicken........ffs "

I think you will find your getting a little confused with a KFC dear chap

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By *eedsmale36Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Does Shirley make you nervous

Its more the antisipation of what to have, and shirley doesnt smile and has the darkest lifless eyes ever!! Like a shark"

She looks at you with those lifeless eyes, black eyes...she’s got dolls eyes !

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By *lceeWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

It’s like Starbucks. You try stammering out that you want a grande decaf, double shot, oat milk, hazelnut, dry cappuccino.

I practice in the queue beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s like Starbucks. You try stammering out that you want a grande decaf, double shot, oat milk, hazelnut, dry cappuccino.

I practice in the queue beforehand."

I usually get met with a blank look when I say just a coffee, a normal, ordinary, plain coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I empathise Dash, anxiety like that is horrible to experience, I ended up on diazepam & beta blockers because of it

Any side effects?

I didn't have any side effects that I noticed, diazis took the edge off, betas were to help reduce the shaking but had no effect at all, asthma inhalers were surprisingly effective during a bad attack of anxiety."

And are you feeling better now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

But soon as you order its gone,like a weight lifted off your shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But soon as you order its gone,like a weight lifted off your shoulders"

All queueing to get out your ar**.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"But soon as you order its gone,like a weight lifted off your shoulders

All queueing to get out your ar**."

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"I empathise Dash, anxiety like that is horrible to experience, I ended up on diazepam & beta blockers because of it

Any side effects?

I didn't have any side effects that I noticed, diazis took the edge off, betas were to help reduce the shaking but had no effect at all, asthma inhalers were surprisingly effective during a bad attack of anxiety.

And are you feeling better now?"

I'm better than I was, no longer on diazis or betas, I still have bad days occasionally but it's mainly manageable with controlled breathing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I always feel more chilled and relaxed after a swim.it really takes the edge off

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