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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me "Oh bugger I forgot to put part 4 in the title  | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me "You're very kind to them...most wouldn't  | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
Oh bugger I forgot to put part 4 in the title "I thought it was number 19!  | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
Oh bugger I forgot to put part 4 in the title "errrrr id done it for you as requested lmao | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
You're very kind to them...most wouldn't "I'm nipping to see what's happening on soxys thread  | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
You're very kind to them...most wouldn't "I say flog 'em instead! | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
Oh bugger I forgot to put part 4 in the title errrrr id done it for you as requested lmao"Do you know about my charity work.... I hardly ever mention it | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
You're very kind to them...most wouldn't
I say flog 'em instead! "can we flog you mr sexi | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
You're very kind to them...most wouldn't
I'm nipping to see what's happening on soxys thread "Just me....think it's flopped! I thought it was funny though! | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
Oh bugger I forgot to put part 4 in the title errrrr id done it for you as requested lmao
Do you know about my charity work....
I hardly ever mention it "Really? | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
You're very kind to them...most wouldn't
I say flog 'em instead! can we flog you mr sexi "Only if you buy me ice cream afterwards | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
You're very kind to them...most wouldn't
I say flog 'em instead! can we flog you mr sexi
Only if you buy me ice cream afterwards "will take you to sprinkles lots to choose from there | |||
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"Right off to sleep now Na night, sweet dreams. xxx"nighty night | |||
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"Right off to sleep now Na night, sweet dreams. xxx"Nightie nightie xx | |||
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"I have to go to. Just about to get busy at work with late returning guests! Night all!" Good night mate | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
Oh bugger I forgot to put part 4 in the title errrrr id done it for you as requested lmao
Do you know about my charity work....
I hardly ever mention it "It's boring | |||
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"And not talking about that show...and just to show how fair I am! I'll give the buggers who I had to bar on the last thread a second chance. No need to thank me
You're very kind to them...most wouldn't
I'm nipping to see what's happening on soxys thread
Just me....think it's flopped! I thought it was funny though! "lol It's not flopped I'm just waiting for the adversarial combatant to say something worth responding to with anything more than mocking whimsy | |||
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"1 strong latte coming up i le have a medium latte x" Turning machine on x | |||
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"1 strong latte coming up i le have a medium latte x Turning machine on x"Oh fuck sake there he goes wittering on about his wifi coffee percolator | |||
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"1 strong latte coming up i le have a medium latte x Turning machine on x
Oh fuck sake there he goes wittering on about his wifi coffee percolator "I'll have you know this is far from a coffee percolator it is a high spec machine that I have a trough of fresh beans in....machine grinds them.. pours steaming coffee in cup then make the latte for you. After 20 minutes of non use it even cleans itself before shutting down. Enjoy your instant nescafe  | |||
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"1 strong latte coming up i le have a medium latte x Turning machine on x
Oh fuck sake there he goes wittering on about his wifi coffee percolator
I'll have you know this is far from a coffee percolator it is a high spec machine that I have a trough of fresh beans in....machine grinds them.. pours steaming coffee in cup then make the latte for you.
After 20 minutes of non use it even cleans itself before shutting down.
Enjoy your instant nescafe "I don't drink coffee..... I don't want my breath smelling like a cats arse ......... | |||
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"Morning ladies, I hope you all slept better than I did "Obviously doesn't mean me...... you must be talking about the fanny from Teesside with the coffee machine | |||
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"Morning ladies, I hope you all slept better than I did
Obviously doesn't mean me...... you must be talking about the fanny from Teesside with the coffee machine "With a 2 month old beard...I don't fecking think so...and I heard your manky manor smells of cat piss | |||
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"Morning ladies, I hope you all slept better than I did
Obviously doesn't mean me...... you must be talking about the fanny from Teesside with the coffee machine
With a 2 month old beard...I don't fecking think so...and I heard your manky manor smells of cat piss "No mate the only cat at Chaise Sox is this cool cat ..... | |||
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"Morning ladies, I hope you all slept better than I did
Obviously doesn't mean me...... you must be talking about the fanny from Teesside with the coffee machine
With a 2 month old beard...I don't fecking think so...and I heard your manky manor smells of cat piss
No mate the only cat at Chaise Sox is this cool cat ..... "With all them mice...you need to reimplement one | |||
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"Is this thread 4 or 5 you didnt say?" It was fecking late...ok | |||
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"Is this thread 4 or 5 you didnt say? It was fecking late...ok" Tomatoes and egg! Am i in the right thread? | |||
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"Is this thread 4 or 5 you didnt say?" .....5..... | |||
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"Is this thread 4 or 5 you didnt say? It was fecking late...ok Tomatoes and egg! Am i in the right thread?" I need another fecking coffee  | |||
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You're all making me giggle this morning! | |||
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"Is this thread 4 or 5 you didnt say? .....5..... "Bugger off you it's 4  | |||
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"Is this thread 4 or 5 you didnt say? It was fecking late...ok Tomatoes and egg! Am i in the right thread? I need another fecking coffee "Me too | |||
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"Is this thread 4 or 5 you didnt say? .....5.....
Bugger off you it's 4 "Haha | |||
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"Morning all You're all making me giggle this morning! "I'm killing time today....got a visit at 4 that I'm not looking forward to | |||
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"Morning all You're all making me giggle this morning!
I'm killing time today....got a visit at 4 that I'm not looking forward to "Hmmm...can you share that with us?... | |||
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"Morning all You're all making me giggle this morning!
I'm killing time today....got a visit at 4 that I'm not looking forward to
Hmmm...can you share that with us?... "No not on open thread soz | |||
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"I'll try again... Good morning Mistress, Soxy, _amiss, _oddy & Dash, I hope you all slept better than I did "Morning ...I took a little bit of nodding off..but got there eventually | |||
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"I'll try again... Good morning Mistress, Soxy, _amiss, _oddy & Dash, I hope you all slept better than I did "Morning Paul! Sorry you didn't sleep well, nothing worse, can you have a little nap during the day? | |||
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"I'll try again... Good morning Mistress, Soxy, _amiss, _oddy & Dash, I hope you all slept better than I did
Morning ...I took a little bit of nodding off..but got there eventually "Same here, the usual 1/2 sleeping tablet & guided meditation takes a while but works, sat having a cig at 4am wasn't in my plan. | |||
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"Good morning lady _amiss passes a latte and a raspberry muffin" Where did you nick that muffin from..watch your muff _amiss | |||
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"I'll try again... Good morning Mistress, Soxy, _amiss, _oddy & Dash, I hope you all slept better than I did
Morning Paul! Sorry you didn't sleep well, nothing worse, can you have a little nap during the day? "Docs @ 2pm, school run @ 3pm and have my kids till 6pm, I'll be fine | |||
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"Good morning lady _amiss passes a latte and a raspberry muffin Where did you nick that muffin from..watch your muff _amiss "ye gods passes a lemon drizzle muffin with a dainty fork | |||
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"Good morning lady _amiss passes a latte and a raspberry muffin" Morning, the lovely Voddy, mmm...Thank you..nom nom! xx | |||
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"I'll try again... Good morning Mistress, Soxy, _amiss, _oddy & Dash, I hope you all slept better than I did
Morning ...I took a little bit of nodding off..but got there eventually
Same here, the usual 1/2 sleeping tablet & guided meditation takes a while but works, sat having a cig at 4am wasn't in my plan."Bless ya..that's horrible..been there. xx | |||
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"Good morning lady _amiss passes a latte and a raspberry muffin Where did you nick that muffin from..watch your muff _amiss "Mmm...this muff..in tastes delicious! | |||
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"I'll try again... Good morning Mistress, Soxy, _amiss, _oddy & Dash, I hope you all slept better than I did
Morning Paul! Sorry you didn't sleep well, nothing worse, can you have a little nap during the day?
Docs @ 2pm, school run @ 3pm and have my kids till 6pm, I'll be fine "Busy day then! | |||
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"I'll try again... Good morning Mistress, Soxy, _amiss, _oddy & Dash, I hope you all slept better than I did
Morning Paul! Sorry you didn't sleep well, nothing worse, can you have a little nap during the day?
Docs @ 2pm, school run @ 3pm and have my kids till 6pm, I'll be fine
Busy day then!"Busier than my normal mon-fri, I only go docs once a month  | |||
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"I'll try again... Good morning Mistress, Soxy, _amiss, _oddy & Dash, I hope you all slept better than I did
Morning Paul! Sorry you didn't sleep well, nothing worse, can you have a little nap during the day?
Docs @ 2pm, school run @ 3pm and have my kids till 6pm, I'll be fine
Busy day then!
Busier than my normal mon-fri, I only go docs once a month "Ah, good luck with your appointment. | |||
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"I'll try again... Good morning Mistress, Soxy, _amiss, _oddy & Dash, I hope you all slept better than I did
Morning Paul! Sorry you didn't sleep well, nothing worse, can you have a little nap during the day?
Docs @ 2pm, school run @ 3pm and have my kids till 6pm, I'll be fine
Busy day then!
Busier than my normal mon-fri, I only go docs once a month
Ah, good luck with your appointment. "It's only my monthly meds review for my depression and anxiety, no luck required, but thank you | |||
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"I'll try again... Good morning Mistress, Soxy, _amiss, _oddy & Dash, I hope you all slept better than I did
Morning Paul! Sorry you didn't sleep well, nothing worse, can you have a little nap during the day?
Docs @ 2pm, school run @ 3pm and have my kids till 6pm, I'll be fine
Busy day then!
Busier than my normal mon-fri, I only go docs once a month
Ah, good luck with your appointment.
It's only my monthly meds review for my depression and anxiety, no luck required, but thank you "Sounds like you're being looked after I'm backwards and forwards to GP, at the moment. Just been diagnosed with hypothyroidism, at least I now know why I've been feeling like s***. | |||
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"Stop bloody talking about doctors...I'm on bloody edge as it is "(((Hugs))) to you.... | |||
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"Stop bloody talking about doctors...I'm on bloody edge as it is "Sorry mistress, I hope all will be fine with you | |||
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"Cheers you two "You're welcome, you're a fab friend | |||
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"Cheers you two
You're welcome, you're a fab friend "Cheers mate...off out for a walk now | |||
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"Cheers you two
You're welcome, you're a fab friend "Aah.. we're all friends together. It's good we can have a laugh together and cheer each other up. | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm , "I'm in doctors waiting room | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm , "Oh dear! Bless you! | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room " Hopefully you're out now. | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room
Hopefully you're out now. "I am | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room
Hopefully you're out now.
I am "xx | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room
Hopefully you're out now.
I am
xx"Good after noon/evening | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room "do we need to go to mothercare | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room
Hopefully you're out now.
I am
xx
Good after noon/evening "Evening lovely. | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room do we need to go to mothercare"If only lol  | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room
Hopefully you're out now.
I am
xx
Good after noon/evening
Evening lovely. "Jeez the way this is going it will be a quarter of the way soon | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room
Hopefully you're out now.
I am
xx
Good after noon/evening
Evening lovely.
Jeez the way this is going it will be a quarter of the way soon "Haha! Bet you're looking forward to that! | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room
Hopefully you're out now.
I am
xx
Good after noon/evening
Evening lovely.
Jeez the way this is going it will be a quarter of the way soon
Haha! Bet you're looking forward to that! "Dunno. ..I have a doctors sicknote  | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room
Hopefully you're out now.
I am
xx
Good after noon/evening
Evening lovely.
Jeez the way this is going it will be a quarter of the way soon
Haha! Bet you're looking forward to that!
Dunno. ..I have a doctors sicknote "Bless you! Hope you get well soon! I would have one, but I don't work anymore! | |||
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"I'm at work till 9pm ,
I'm in doctors waiting room
Hopefully you're out now.
I am
xx
Good after noon/evening
Evening lovely.
Jeez the way this is going it will be a quarter of the way soon
Haha! Bet you're looking forward to that!
Dunno. ..I have a doctors sicknote
Bless you! Hope you get well soon! I would have one, but I don't work anymore! "There's quite a few who would say that about me | |||
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"Off to get some dinner together, catch y'all later. "I'll try again
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya! "Typical...he doesn't mention the op | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op "Ey up mucka! Quacks go ok? | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?"Juries still out. | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out."Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3 | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3"What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks "Self defence? Everybody knows how big a brick is... Do you prefer inches? | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches? "Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook "Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue... | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue... "So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue...
So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss "And I thought shopping for a woman was difficult... | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue...
So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss
And I thought shopping for a woman was difficult... "See you live and learn here matey | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue...
So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss
And I thought shopping for a woman was difficult...
See you live and learn here matey"Every days a school day | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue...
So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss
And I thought shopping for a woman was difficult...
See you live and learn here matey
Every days a school day "Ah if only mate if only | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue...
So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss
And I thought shopping for a woman was difficult...
See you live and learn here matey
Every days a school day
Ah if only mate if only
"I seem to learn something new everyday, it may be useless but I've learnt | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue...
So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss
And I thought shopping for a woman was difficult...
See you live and learn here matey
Every days a school day
Ah if only mate if only
I seem to learn something new everyday, it may be useless but I've learnt "Where's _amiss...I need some help here | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue...
So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss
And I thought shopping for a woman was difficult...
See you live and learn here matey
Every days a school day
Ah if only mate if only
I seem to learn something new everyday, it may be useless but I've learnt
Where's _amiss...I need some help here "You called Mistress...... | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue...
So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss
And I thought shopping for a woman was difficult...
See you live and learn here matey
Every days a school day
Ah if only mate if only
I seem to learn something new everyday, it may be useless but I've learnt
Where's _amiss...I need some help here
You called Mistress...... "Oh it's all going bloody mad in that lounge...I need to escape back to here | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue...
So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss
And I thought shopping for a woman was difficult...
See you live and learn here matey
Every days a school day
Ah if only mate if only
I seem to learn something new everyday, it may be useless but I've learnt
Where's _amiss...I need some help here
You called Mistress......
Oh it's all going bloody mad in that lounge...I need to escape back to here "Where? Is it something I can get my teeth into? | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue...
So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss
And I thought shopping for a woman was difficult...
See you live and learn here matey
Every days a school day
Ah if only mate if only
I seem to learn something new everyday, it may be useless but I've learnt
Where's _amiss...I need some help here
You called Mistress......
Oh it's all going bloody mad in that lounge...I need to escape back to here
Where? Is it something I can get my teeth into? "Just look for my name.. | |||
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"Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen... Hiya!
Typical...he doesn't mention the op
Ey up mucka!
Quacks go ok?
Juries still out.
Ah, I hope they come back with a good verdict
Popped into the charity shop earlier, they only had 1 red handbag, no name on it, didn't look particularly nice in my opinion, about big enough to fit a brick in it, £3
What the feck am I missing with all this talk off bricks
Self defence?
Everybody knows how big a brick is...
Do you prefer inches?
Aw feck that...I'll just give em a left hook
Fair do's
Do you have a preference for handbag load capacity?
With or without shoulder strap?
I'm a bloke gimme a clue...
So am I yer daft fecker...I need some tips off _amiss
And I thought shopping for a woman was difficult...
See you live and learn here matey
Every days a school day
Ah if only mate if only
I seem to learn something new everyday, it may be useless but I've learnt
Where's _amiss...I need some help here
You called Mistress......
Oh it's all going bloody mad in that lounge...I need to escape back to here
Where? Is it something I can get my teeth into?
Just look for my name.. "Ok going to look now. | |||
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"Talking of bags, I'm not great on the subject. When I go out d******, I just have a little sparkly clutchbag for my lippy, otherwise I have a little rucksack when I'm shopping" Bugger the rucksack...I'll have a slave | |||
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"Talking of bags, I'm not great on the subject. When I go out d******, I just have a little sparkly clutchbag for my lippy, otherwise I have a little rucksack when I'm shopping" What's the brick capacity of a clutch bag? Im guessing it doesn't have handles? One of those oversized purse things? | |||
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"Talking of bags, I'm not great on the subject. When I go out d******, I just have a little sparkly clutchbag for my lippy, otherwise I have a little rucksack when I'm shopping What's the brick capacity of a clutch bag? Im guessing it doesn't have handles? One of those oversized purse things?" You might get a little pebble in it. | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good." Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it? | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good." Going back to your neighbour Paul, my sister in law has terminal cancer and she gets much more than that and she still does a few hours work. She was also allowed to take a work pension with no tax penalties. So it's worth your neighbour looking into other things. I know everyone's financial situation is different, but you have to explore all avenues.
Sorry Mistress for hijacking the thread, back to the 'no d******' thread. | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it? "More sensitive to some of us than others... | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others... "I'm sure it is, my friend. | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good." Did the Ben shaws throw you? | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it? "Did I not say...I'm very sensitive? | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Going back to your neighbour Paul, my sister in law has terminal cancer and she gets much more than that and she still does a few hours work. She was also allowed to take a work pension with no tax penalties. So it's worth your neighbour looking into other things. I know everyone's financial situation is different, but you have to explore all avenues.
Sorry Mistress for hijacking the thread, back to the 'no d******' thread. "I don't know the details of it all, I don't ask so only know what she tells me occasionally, I have no reason to doubt her tho and she has been into see them about benefits a few times so I imagine she's getting what she's entitled to | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Going back to your neighbour Paul, my sister in law has terminal cancer and she gets much more than that and she still does a few hours work. She was also allowed to take a work pension with no tax penalties. So it's worth your neighbour looking into other things. I know everyone's financial situation is different, but you have to explore all avenues.
Sorry Mistress for hijacking the thread, back to the 'no d******' thread. "Oh that's ok...you've only hijacked it with one of my other threads | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Did the Ben shaws throw you? "That was 1 time! And they were 3 for a round pound
A few things threw me | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others... "Stop fluttering your eyes at _amiss man...she's a bloody married woman | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
I'm sure it is, my friend. "Right where we're we _amiss | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Going back to your neighbour Paul, my sister in law has terminal cancer and she gets much more than that and she still does a few hours work. She was also allowed to take a work pension with no tax penalties. So it's worth your neighbour looking into other things. I know everyone's financial situation is different, but you have to explore all avenues.
Sorry Mistress for hijacking the thread, back to the 'no d******' thread.
I don't know the details of it all, I don't ask so only know what she tells me occasionally, I have no reason to doubt her tho and she has been into see them about benefits a few times so I imagine she's getting what she's entitled to"Doesn't seem right though, does it. Poor lady, has got enough to deal with. | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Going back to your neighbour Paul, my sister in law has terminal cancer and she gets much more than that and she still does a few hours work. She was also allowed to take a work pension with no tax penalties. So it's worth your neighbour looking into other things. I know everyone's financial situation is different, but you have to explore all avenues.
Sorry Mistress for hijacking the thread, back to the 'no d******' thread.
Oh that's ok...you've only hijacked it with one of my other threads " | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
Stop fluttering your eyes at _amiss man...she's a bloody married woman "Haha, I don't mind. | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
Stop fluttering your eyes at _amiss man...she's a bloody married woman "Good point OP and does he even have a decent coffee machine in his kitchen???? (Where the heck did that come from?)..Must be tiredness | |||
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"I am snapping my fingers to a 1/4 beat, is this a transgression on the thread...snap....bah bah bah snap "I've come in to get away from the madness going on the UC thread | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
Stop fluttering your eyes at _amiss man...she's a bloody married woman "Samiss is fluttering her eyes at me as well... Technically I'm still a married man, there's nothing wrong with 2 married people fluttering their eyes at each other | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
I'm sure it is, my friend.
Right where we're we _amiss "Gosh, totally lost the thread...so to speak. So....the dress....you're going to hate me...meant to put it on a cool wash...hadn't got my glasses on and put it on 90 degrees.. Doesn't even fit my Sindy doll now! | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
Stop fluttering your eyes at _amiss man...she's a bloody married woman
Samiss is fluttering her eyes at me as well...
Technically I'm still a married man, there's nothing wrong with 2 married people fluttering their eyes at each other "Haha | |||
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"Don't blame you, ask a reasonable question and chaos ensues...I have stopped snapping my fingers to any beat and my shoulders are still" At ease soldier | |||
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"Don't blame you, ask a reasonable question and chaos ensues...I have stopped snapping my fingers to any beat and my shoulders are still" Good coz we're not allowed anything resembling d****** in this thread! | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
I'm sure it is, my friend.
Right where we're we _amiss
Gosh, totally lost the thread...so to speak. So....the dress....you're going to hate me...meant to put it on a cool wash...hadn't got my glasses on and put it on 90 degrees.. Doesn't even fit my Sindy doll now! "What my red dress Oh bugger it...I'm off back to the UC thread | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
I'm sure it is, my friend.
Right where we're we _amiss
Gosh, totally lost the thread...so to speak. So....the dress....you're going to hate me...meant to put it on a cool wash...hadn't got my glasses on and put it on 90 degrees.. Doesn't even fit my Sindy doll now!
What my red dress Oh bugger it...I'm off back to the UC thread "Does this mean a red handbag is on pause too? (Colour coding) | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
I'm sure it is, my friend.
Right where we're we _amiss
Gosh, totally lost the thread...so to speak. So....the dress....you're going to hate me...meant to put it on a cool wash...hadn't got my glasses on and put it on 90 degrees.. Doesn't even fit my Sindy doll now!
What my red dress Oh bugger it...I'm off back to the UC thread "I know...sorry...I'm such a knob'ead sometimes. I'm going to look in the loft tomorrow, I may have one from my early d****** days, but it will be one of those crinolyn ones, that look like a toilet roll holder...would that be ok?... | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
I'm sure it is, my friend.
Right where we're we _amiss
Gosh, totally lost the thread...so to speak. So....the dress....you're going to hate me...meant to put it on a cool wash...hadn't got my glasses on and put it on 90 degrees.. Doesn't even fit my Sindy doll now!
What my red dress Oh bugger it...I'm off back to the UC thread
Does this mean a red handbag is on pause too? (Colour coding)"Don't mention the handbag just yet...or you'll be in trouble too! | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
I'm sure it is, my friend.
Right where we're we _amiss
Gosh, totally lost the thread...so to speak. So....the dress....you're going to hate me...meant to put it on a cool wash...hadn't got my glasses on and put it on 90 degrees.. Doesn't even fit my Sindy doll now!
What my red dress Oh bugger it...I'm off back to the UC thread
Does this mean a red handbag is on pause too? (Colour coding)"What that no name £3 bloody handbag? I think that's all my female clothes back in the loft | |||
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"Time for my beauty sleep...love you's! xxx"I'm back night night | |||
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"Time for my beauty sleep...love you's! xxx
I'm back night night "Night night | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
I'm sure it is, my friend.
Right where we're we _amiss
Gosh, totally lost the thread...so to speak. So....the dress....you're going to hate me...meant to put it on a cool wash...hadn't got my glasses on and put it on 90 degrees.. Doesn't even fit my Sindy doll now!
What my red dress Oh bugger it...I'm off back to the UC thread
Does this mean a red handbag is on pause too? (Colour coding)
What that no name £3 bloody handbag?
I think that's all my female clothes back in the loft "No not that thing! I was gonna look for something more pleasing to the eye, wasn't sure if you'd said red to match the dress? Not the loft, put em back in the closet | |||
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"Your becoming queen of the lounge" You know how it works mate...in today out tomorrow | |||
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"It's much calmer in here than the UC thread, wasn't doing my nerves much good. Yes that has got them all going. It is a very sensitive subject, isn't it?
More sensitive to some of us than others...
I'm sure it is, my friend.
Right where we're we _amiss
Gosh, totally lost the thread...so to speak. So....the dress....you're going to hate me...meant to put it on a cool wash...hadn't got my glasses on and put it on 90 degrees.. Doesn't even fit my Sindy doll now!
What my red dress Oh bugger it...I'm off back to the UC thread
Does this mean a red handbag is on pause too? (Colour coding)
What that no name £3 bloody handbag?
I think that's all my female clothes back in the loft
No not that thing!
I was gonna look for something more pleasing to the eye, wasn't sure if you'd said red to match the dress?
Not the loft, put em back in the closet "And where will i put all my newly acquired man clothes doh | |||
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"Good morning "Good morning Mistress, I have a little gift for you . Perhaps the lovely Samiss can run up a new frock to match before Saturday. | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning Mistress, I have a little gift for you . Perhaps the lovely Samiss can run up a new frock to match before Saturday. "Oooohhhhh a gold handbag?; | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning Mistress, I have a little gift for you . Perhaps the lovely Samiss can run up a new frock to match before Saturday.
Oooohhhhh a gold handbag?; "Yes, it's genuine Gucci. I know that coz the man in the pub said so. I saw it and immediately thought of you. | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning Mistress, I have a little gift for you . Perhaps the lovely Samiss can run up a new frock to match before Saturday.
Oooohhhhh a gold handbag?;
Yes, it's genuine Gucci. I know that coz the man in the pub said so. I saw it and immediately thought of you. "Crikey a Gucci I'm lost for words ..but you mentioned Saturday. ..do I need to get the hoover out? x | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning Mistress, I have a little gift for you . Perhaps the lovely Samiss can run up a new frock to match before Saturday.
Oooohhhhh a gold handbag?;
Yes, it's genuine Gucci. I know that coz the man in the pub said so. I saw it and immediately thought of you.
Crikey a Gucci I'm lost for words
..but you mentioned Saturday. ..do I need to get the hoover out? x"If that's your fetish then who am I to criticise
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"Good morning
Good morning Mistress, I have a little gift for you . Perhaps the lovely Samiss can run up a new frock to match before Saturday.
Oooohhhhh a gold handbag?;
Yes, it's genuine Gucci. I know that coz the man in the pub said so. I saw it and immediately thought of you.
Crikey a Gucci I'm lost for words
..but you mentioned Saturday. ..do I need to get the hoover out? x
If that's your fetish then who am I to criticise
I thought you would like a new outfit to distract you from the show we must not name. "Ah that would be lovely...but have you heard what she's done to the bloody dress | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning Mistress, I have a little gift for you . Perhaps the lovely Samiss can run up a new frock to match before Saturday.
Oooohhhhh a gold handbag?;
Yes, it's genuine Gucci. I know that coz the man in the pub said so. I saw it and immediately thought of you.
Crikey a Gucci I'm lost for words
..but you mentioned Saturday. ..do I need to get the hoover out? x
If that's your fetish then who am I to criticise
I thought you would like a new outfit to distract you from the show we must not name.
Ah that would be lovely...but have you heard what she's done to the bloody dress "Yes, she put it on a hot wash but there's plenty of time to make a new one | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning Mistress, I have a little gift for you . Perhaps the lovely Samiss can run up a new frock to match before Saturday.
Oooohhhhh a gold handbag?;
Yes, it's genuine Gucci. I know that coz the man in the pub said so. I saw it and immediately thought of you.
Crikey a Gucci I'm lost for words
..but you mentioned Saturday. ..do I need to get the hoover out? x
If that's your fetish then who am I to criticise
I thought you would like a new outfit to distract you from the show we must not name.
Ah that would be lovely...but have you heard what she's done to the bloody dress
Yes, she put it on a hot wash but there's plenty of time to make a new one "I hope she's a good seamstress | |||
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"We are fast approaching the limit of yet another mundane Mistress self indulgence for the love of all that good in the world don't start anther one "Sorry Ill carry on as I rather have a light hearted thread on the go to balance a few other threads that seem to depress the life out of me at the moment. | |||
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"We are fast approaching the limit of yet another mundane Mistress self indulgence for the love of all that good in the world don't start anther one
Sorry Ill carry on as I rather have a light hearted thread on the go to balance a few other threads that seem to depress the life out of me at the moment."Yeah I know what you mean ..... people like us are rarely welcome in popularity threads ..... But of course unlike yourself I don't crave popularity | |||
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"We are fast approaching the limit of yet another mundane Mistress self indulgence for the love of all that good in the world don't start anther one "Morning Soxy, Tbh I'm hoping this becomes a long running thread, the only drama we've had so far is an unfortunate washing machine incident | |||
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"We are fast approaching the limit of yet another mundane Mistress self indulgence for the love of all that good in the world don't start anther one
Morning Soxy,
Tbh I'm hoping this becomes a long running thread, the only drama we've had so far is an unfortunate washing machine incident "Well I appreciate the analogy of Mistress and disasters ...... bur for goodness sake enough is enough | |||
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"Good morning
Good morning Mistress, I have a little gift for you . Perhaps the lovely Samiss can run up a new frock to match before Saturday.
Oooohhhhh a gold handbag?;
Yes, it's genuine Gucci. I know that coz the man in the pub said so. I saw it and immediately thought of you.
Crikey a Gucci I'm lost for words
..but you mentioned Saturday. ..do I need to get the hoover out? x"I can imagine you doing the hoovering and singing as you go... I want to break free.... | |||
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"We are fast approaching the limit of yet another mundane Mistress self indulgence for the love of all that good in the world don't start anther one
Morning Soxy,
Tbh I'm hoping this becomes a long running thread, the only drama we've had so far is an unfortunate washing machine incident
Well I appreciate the analogy of Mistress and disasters ...... bur for goodness sake enough is enough "Surely your not suggesting that we, the oppressed, are of as much value as a round pound, and not entitled to have a voice or opinions? | |||
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"We are fast approaching the limit of yet another mundane Mistress self indulgence for the love of all that good in the world don't start anther one
Sorry Ill carry on as I rather have a light hearted thread on the go to balance a few other threads that seem to depress the life out of me at the moment.
Yeah I know what you mean ..... people like us are rarely welcome in popularity threads .....
But of course unlike yourself I don't crave popularity "Oh I don't know you seemed to have plenty to say yesterday to someone who you felt was disrupting a thread of yours...did you not call him a troll? And as for popularity you seemed quick to mention the hundreds of PMs you got in support. Was that not making a statement on ones popularity? So please do not try and do the same with this thread as I find it enjoyable and maybe a few others do too. | |||
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"We are fast approaching the limit of yet another mundane Mistress self indulgence for the love of all that good in the world don't start anther one
Sorry Ill carry on as I rather have a light hearted thread on the go to balance a few other threads that seem to depress the life out of me at the moment.
Yeah I know what you mean ..... people like us are rarely welcome in popularity threads .....
But of course unlike yourself I don't crave popularity
Oh I don't know you seemed to have plenty to say yesterday to someone who you felt was disrupting a thread of yours...did you not call him a troll?
And as for popularity you seemed quick to mention the hundreds of PMs you got in support. Was that not making a statement on ones popularity?
So please do not try and do the same with this thread as I find it enjoyable and maybe a few others do too.
"My precious you're getting me mixed up with someone else ...... I have doppelgangers an if indeed I humiliated someone of lesser intelligence I cant be held responsible for the willing participation in that process.... Now I don't expect you to take my advice and relinquish all responsibility if a similar fate should you ignore my friendly attempt to save you from yourself | |||
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"We are fast approaching the limit of yet another mundane Mistress self indulgence for the love of all that good in the world don't start anther one
Sorry Ill carry on as I rather have a light hearted thread on the go to balance a few other threads that seem to depress the life out of me at the moment.
Yeah I know what you mean ..... people like us are rarely welcome in popularity threads .....
But of course unlike yourself I don't crave popularity
Oh I don't know you seemed to have plenty to say yesterday to someone who you felt was disrupting a thread of yours...did you not call him a troll?
And as for popularity you seemed quick to mention the hundreds of PMs you got in support. Was that not making a statement on ones popularity?
So please do not try and do the same with this thread as I find it enjoyable and maybe a few others do too.
My precious you're getting me mixed up with someone else ...... I have doppelgangers an if indeed I humiliated someone of lesser intelligence I cant be held responsible for the willing participation in that process....
Now I don't expect you to take my advice and relinquish all responsibility if a similar fate should you ignore my friendly attempt to save you from yourself "I think I'll manage ok. | |||
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"We are fast approaching the limit of yet another mundane Mistress self indulgence for the love of all that good in the world don't start anther one
Sorry Ill carry on as I rather have a light hearted thread on the go to balance a few other threads that seem to depress the life out of me at the moment.
Yeah I know what you mean ..... people like us are rarely welcome in popularity threads .....
But of course unlike yourself I don't crave popularity
Oh I don't know you seemed to have plenty to say yesterday to someone who you felt was disrupting a thread of yours...did you not call him a troll?
And as for popularity you seemed quick to mention the hundreds of PMs you got in support. Was that not making a statement on ones popularity?
So please do not try and do the same with this thread as I find it enjoyable and maybe a few others do too.
My precious you're getting me mixed up with someone else ...... I have doppelgangers an if indeed I humiliated someone of lesser intelligence I cant be held responsible for the willing participation in that process....
Now I don't expect you to take my advice and relinquish all responsibility if a similar fate should you ignore my friendly attempt to save you from yourself
I think I'll manage ok."Well don't forget you've got a friend in me | |||
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" "people like us" " Changing the context of the quote, I don't wish to be seen as popular, just accepted as an equal, this thread does just that | |||
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" "people like us" Changing the context of the quote, I don't wish to be seen as popular, just accepted as an equal, this thread does just that "Oi don't include me in that statement I'm infinity superior Have I mentioned my charity work | |||
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" "people like us" Changing the context of the quote, I don't wish to be seen as popular, just accepted as an equal, this thread does just that "Well said...I've found this one of the best fun threads I've ever opened...let's hope it stays that way | |||
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" "people like us" Changing the context of the quote, I don't wish to be seen as popular, just accepted as an equal, this thread does just that
Well said...I've found this one of the best fun threads I've ever opened...let's hope it stays that way "Rassssssssssssssssssssssp | |||
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" "people like us" Changing the context of the quote, I don't wish to be seen as popular, just accepted as an equal, this thread does just that
Oi don't include me in that statement
I'm infinity superior
Have I mentioned my charity work "Have I mentioned I'm a charity case, but have just enough pride in myself to not be treated as one. Apparently some people are more equal than others | |||
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" "people like us" Changing the context of the quote, I don't wish to be seen as popular, just accepted as an equal, this thread does just that
Oi don't include me in that statement
I'm infinity superior
Have I mentioned my charity work
Have I mentioned I'm a charity case, but have just enough pride in myself to not be treated as one.
Apparently some people are more equal than others "I laugh in the face of equality and take great pride from looking down on the from my lofty position of one-upmanship | |||
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" "people like us" Changing the context of the quote, I don't wish to be seen as popular, just accepted as an equal, this thread does just that
Oi don't include me in that statement
I'm infinity superior
Have I mentioned my charity work
Have I mentioned I'm a charity case, but have just enough pride in myself to not be treated as one.
Apparently some people are more equal than others
I laugh in the face of equality and take great pride from looking down on the from my lofty position of one-upmanship "Well done as you've managed to end the fourth off what had been fun threads on a bit of a downer...as I said we'll done! | |||
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" "people like us" Changing the context of the quote, I don't wish to be seen as popular, just accepted as an equal, this thread does just that
Oi don't include me in that statement
I'm infinity superior
Have I mentioned my charity work
Have I mentioned I'm a charity case, but have just enough pride in myself to not be treated as one.
Apparently some people are more equal than others
I laugh in the face of equality and take great pride from looking down on the from my lofty position of one-upmanship "Really? I hadn't noticed... | |||
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