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Saw a local advert tonight...
Basically building towards Halloween, you buy a ticket then set off through the woods (including at night) where...a host of clowns. dolls and zombies are hiding, waiting to scare the shit out of you.....
No no no no no no! No freakin' chance  |
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"Saw a local advert tonight...
Basically building towards Halloween, you buy a ticket then set off through the woods (including at night) where...a host of clowns. dolls and zombies are hiding, waiting to scare the shit out of you.....
No no no no no no! No freakin' chance "
that sounds amazing, the only thing you find in the woods near me is pervy old men and druggies |
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"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol  "
Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...
PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection  |
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"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol
Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...
PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection "
We accept a good thermos of tea too. |
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"They advertise zombie walks for the kids in school holidays here.
Funnily enough mine have never been keen. 
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 A few friends of mine are school teachers and kids were obviously shit scared by the clown scenario last year, very surprised by zombie walks! |
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"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol
Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...
PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection
We accept a good thermos of tea too. "
I have a good thermos |
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"They advertise zombie walks for the kids in school holidays here.
Funnily enough mine have never been keen.
A few friends of mine are school teachers and kids were obviously shit scared by the clown scenario last year, very surprised by zombie walks!"
It's all the council run stuff put on in the holidays, they do loads of fun stuff, survival camps and things overnight |
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"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol
Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...
PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection
We accept a good thermos of tea too.
I have a good thermos "
And a brand new dating thread commences, Taff, pooch and Autumn Nights in the scary woods (should be some fab veri's coming up here ) |
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"Think I will stay clear of the woods. Still have fears of the dark from growing up "
You will be absolutely fine with Taff and Pooch, just bring a flask of tea, Taff will bring a lantern and throw himself in front of any zombies!
He is also a gentleman and would never expect sex but it is a bonus! Pooch is fine with a dog biscuit! |
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"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol
Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...
PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection
We accept a good thermos of tea too.
I have a good thermos
And a brand new dating thread commences, Taff, pooch and Autumn Nights in the scary woods (should be some fab veri's coming up here )"
Sounds rather splendid.to me  |
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"Think I will stay clear of the woods. Still have fears of the dark from growing up
You will be absolutely fine with Taff and Pooch, just bring a flask of tea, Taff will bring a lantern and throw himself in front of any zombies!
He is also a gentleman and would never expect sex but it is a bonus! Pooch is fine with a dog biscuit!"
I have a superb jolly powerful red light head lamp |
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"Think I will stay clear of the woods. Still have fears of the dark from growing up
You will be absolutely fine with Taff and Pooch, just bring a flask of tea, Taff will bring a lantern and throw himself in front of any zombies!
He is also a gentleman and would never expect sex but it is a bonus! Pooch is fine with a dog biscuit!
I have a superb jolly powerful red light head lamp "
Mobile red light district  |
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"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol
Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...
PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection "
Contraceptive dog biscuits?  |
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I recall a lad who got a summer holiday job at the Dracula museum in Whitby (its tiny!).
He had to jump out of a cupboard dressed as Dracula..
He got punched on the nose during his first few days at work |
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"Saw a local advert tonight...
Basically building towards Halloween, you buy a ticket then set off through the woods (including at night) where...a host of clowns. dolls and zombies are hiding, waiting to scare the shit out of you.....
No no no no no no! No freakin' chance "
I've done this and it's great fun! |
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