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Just like the musical thread I posted but using film titles instead (didn't say I was original!!!). Because of the constraints of titles will allow 'the', 'if', 'on', 'were', 'in', 'and', etc in the hope the story flows. Looking for a who, where, when and why.
So your starter for 10 (and you think this is just thrown together!!!) is....
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid |
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"Just like the musical thread I posted but using film titles instead (didn't say I was original!!!). Because of the constraints of titles will allow 'the', 'if', 'on', 'were', 'in', 'and', etc in the hope the story flows. Looking for a who, where, when and why.
So your starter for 10 (and you think this is just thrown together!!!) is....
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"
Went to the Biggest Little Whorehouse in Texas. |
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"Just like the musical thread I posted but using film titles instead (didn't say I was original!!!). Because of the constraints of titles will allow 'the', 'if', 'on', 'were', 'in', 'and', etc in the hope the story flows. Looking for a who, where, when and why.
So your starter for 10 (and you think this is just thrown together!!!) is....
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Went to the Biggest Little Whorehouse in Texas."
After 'swinging' by The Lttle Shop of Horrors... |
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or the "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead.... Part 2"
(Yep thats the real title of a real film)  |
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"Then,,,, Carry on up the Khyber"
But the King of the Khyber Rifles was forced to abdicate so in order to find out how she coped he contacted Anne of a Thousand Days and she was totally..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then,,,, Carry on up the Khyber
But the King of the Khyber Rifles was forced to abdicate so in order to find out how she coped he contacted Anne of a Thousand Days and she was totally....."
flabbergasted to find Robin Hood Prince of Thieves was the new heir to the throne. In desperation she contacted her good friend Harry Potter who suggested ... |
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flabbergasted to find Robin Hood Prince of Thieves was the new heir to the throne. In desperation she contacted her good friend Harry Potter who suggested ..."
....they trap all of them in a Towering Inferno which could only be extinguished by..... |
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flabbergasted to find Robin Hood Prince of Thieves was the new heir to the throne. In desperation she contacted her good friend Harry Potter who suggested ...
....they trap all of them in a Towering Inferno which could only be extinguished by....."
the Scent of a Woman. Therefore |
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"On the Road to Mandalay"
where Prince Caspian jumped out in front of them dressed in a Full Metal Jacket and yelled ... goooooooooooood morninggggggggggg vietnam! Everyone ... |
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"was eaten by King Kong and then spat into an American Pie which people ate unknowingly, all the while saying ..."
This tastes of Snatch , is it Friday the 13th |
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"But they were stopped in their tracks at the sight of 3 Musketeers and a Local hero drinking Whisky Galore"
The Sound of Music had them all Dirty Dancing... Till Nanny McFee.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Until thy sobered up and remember they’d dirty danced to the sound of music already,,, so they all pulled silly faces at eachother and made crazy circling finger gestures against the sides of their heads suggesting signs of madness as if,,,, One flew over the cuckoos nest |
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Who were a Wild Bunch of Inglorious Bastards set out on a Mission Impossible 2 find Dr Dolitle who was last reported on route to a Lost World in a Land That Time Forgot aboard a boat crewed by Jason and the Argonauts where he was hoping to find the Lone Ranger…. who |
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"being The Man with one red shoe"
for whom there was no part in the planned remake of the 1948 movie "The Red Shoes" which was originally inspired by the fairy tale of Hans Christian Andersen who didn’t like people with miss matched footwear,,,, and was mates with Amadaus who went to the same School of Rock along with Bill and Ted who were having a great adventure playing hunt the Octopussy... |
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Until the Charriot broke down, when a wheel came off, so they tried to make their escape by stealing Black Beauty, Dumbo, and an Easy Rider Chopper, but unbeknown to the fugitive trio |
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By (user no longer on site)
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nursing “ My Left Foot” which was inadvertently trodden on by “Tarzan” who’d been aping around with “Circus Boy” tossing each others balls way up high “Where Eagles Dare” to “Reach for the Skies” far above a “Mad Mad Mad World” full of “Planes Trains and Automobiles” all seemingly intent on reaching “Monte Carlo or Bust” hoping to see “Flash Gordon” nakedly attempt........... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nursing “ My Left Foot” which was inadvertently trodden on by “Tarzan” who’d been aping around with “Circus Boy” tossing each others balls way up high “Where Eagles Dare” to “Reach for the Skies” far above a “Mad Mad Mad World” full of “Planes Trains and Automobiles” all seemingly intent on reaching “Monte Carlo or Bust” hoping to see “Flash Gordon” nakedly attempt..........."
to fly solo North By North West |
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"where it was expected to be “50 Degrees below Zero”, “The Day After Tomorrow” so not a good place to be naked without ........."
Planes trains and automobiles to help,,,
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which was still someway off, as the “Iron Maiden” continued pulling the “Orient Express” towards “The End Of the Line” in readiness for the “Terminator” to dispatch the old train to “Shangri-La” via a scrap yard owned by the “Shameless” “Casey Jones “ who’d recently been observed showing a lack of “True Grit” when found "Screaming" over and over again “How Green Was My Valley” and asking if there was “Doctor in the House” because “The Slime” was dripping from his “Slasher” nevertheless “Help” was at hand in the shape of………… |
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Which was only possible due to the repetitive "Raising of the Titanic" which I believe has now been done 4 times so far, including this one, thus making the last person to use it the "Third Man" and that’s all a bit of a “Carry on at your Convenience” if you ask me, or as the Donkey from "Winnie the Pooh” might say….."Eeyore" – "Eeyore" – "Eeyorelways says that" ........before |
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“Rivers Wild” adventure celebrating being “ Born Free” like all “The Animals of Farthing Wood” although sometimes the emotion gets the better of him, causing....... |
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“Tootsie” who’d now become a fully fledged “Graduate” of the “Dark Art” during a road trip with “Pricilla Queen of the Desert” who was not in favour “Nil by Mouth” sexual practice and loved nothing more than |
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By (user no longer on site)
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what “Shaft” lubrication was favoured by “The Three Gay Caballeros! who were well renowned for their triple entry techniques which was always accompanied by the infamous war-cry of “Geronimo”……”Never Mind the Quality Feel the Width”....... |
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"what “Shaft” lubrication was favoured by “The Three Gay Caballeros! who were well renowned for their triple entry techniques which was always accompanied by the infamous war-cry of “Geronimo”……”Never Mind the Quality Feel the Width”....... "
of A Few Good Men
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"Carry on Sergeant came the order from........the man who fell to earth
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in a highly bizarre “cocoon” fashioned from “Moby Dicks” foreskin and the unwashed gusset of “Barbarellas” jump suit….. |
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who never resisted, as she was quite familiar with those sort of situations in her career as porn “Movie Star” even though she’d just recovered from a role-play scenario involving lengths of “Rawhide” a big bowl full of raspberry "Blancmange", and a female transvestite of german origin who intrestingly chose to wear a “Rupert the Bear” costume while singing “ You cant Stop The Music” prior to adopting a brace position and yelling "Please Sir" spear me with your....... |
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"who never resisted, as she was quite familiar with those sort of situations in her career as porn “Movie Star” even though she’d just recovered from a role-play scenario involving lengths of “Rawhide” a big bowl full of raspberry "Blancmange", and a female transvestite of german origin who intrestingly chose to wear a “Rupert the Bear” costume while singing “ You cant Stop The Music” prior to adopting a brace position and yelling "Please Sir" spear me with your......."
"Big", "Lethal Weapon". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" "Big", "Lethal Weapon"."
which I hear is not really that big after-all, and why you keep it firmly hidden behind “Superman” underpants, because, although you are a “Hulk” of a man you’ve only got a “Tom Thumb” size needle-dick, so I’d prefer to “Slither” up and down “King Arthur’s” “Lancelot” rather than "Squirm" over your “Lethal Weapon 2" get a "Jolly roger"...... |
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to take on “Summer Holiday” by a “Blue lagoon” far from “Wall Street ” and the “Flashdance” “Crazy Gang” led by a rampant “Elf” nick-named "Stuart-Little" because of...... |
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which refered to the "Rockhard" confectionery and should not be mistaken for “The Rock” where the “Bird man of Alcatraz “ was “Banged-up” with “3 Hard Men” and a few “Clueless” arse “ Bandits” who took turns dressing up as Charlie’s Angels, hoping to find “The Road to Enlightenment” when getting their “Black Hole” pounded so much, it felt like being subjected to an “Earthquake” and a “Volcano” at the same time………. |
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