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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mike Ashley puts Newcastle United up for sale and seeks exit by Christmas.....

£380 Million .....

Seems like a bargain ....

I'm chuffed to bits .......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm gunna put in an offer

2 packs of pickled onion space raiders.

A chip butty and half a bottle of orange lucozade

Or reckon that's more than Newcastle are worth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm gunna put in an offer

2 packs of pickled onion space raiders.

A chip butty and half a bottle of orange lucozade

Or reckon that's more than Newcastle are worth?

"

You'll not get it for that,,,,

We're a very cosmopolitan city......

Our pies and pastys and brown are world renowned and we cater for all sizes and shapes with our replica shirts ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm gunna put in an offer

2 packs of pickled onion space raiders.

A chip butty and half a bottle of orange lucozade

Or reckon that's more than Newcastle are worth?

You'll not get it for that,,,,

We're a very cosmopolitan city......

Our pies and pastys and brown are world renowned and we cater for all sizes and shapes with our replica shirts ....

"

Ok what if I add a curly wirly and a freddo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm gunna put in an offer

2 packs of pickled onion space raiders.

A chip butty and half a bottle of orange lucozade

Or reckon that's more than Newcastle are worth?

You'll not get it for that,,,,

We're a very cosmopolitan city......

Our pies and pastys and brown are world renowned and we cater for all sizes and shapes with our replica shirts ....

Ok what if I add a curly wirly and a freddo?

"

That might get you a seat on the board and a Kevin Keegan wig

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mike Ashley puts Newcastle United up for sale and seeks exit by Christmas.....

£380 Million .....

Seems like a bargain ....

I'm chuffed to bits .......

"

And cheap at half the price

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan  over a year ago

Kent

Harvey Weinstein's looking for a change of career.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mike Ashley puts Newcastle United up for sale and seeks exit by Christmas.....

£380 Million .....

Seems like a bargain ....

I'm chuffed to bits .......

"

About time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Such great news am very happy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And here's hoping we get a Geordie owner or atleast someone that loves the team as much as the fans ,and not just out to make money

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And here's hoping we get a Geordie owner or atleast someone that loves the team as much as the fans ,and not just out to make money"

I want an Arab Royal family with 1000's of oil-wells

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The owner of the McVities will not be buying Newcastle United......

Crumbs.......

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Mike Ashley puts Newcastle United up for sale and seeks exit by Christmas.....

£380 Million .....

Seems like a bargain ....

I'm chuffed to bits .......

"

he will never get 380 for a club that yo yo's......

250 possibly... but he has left it late with the possibility of chinese owners because they have clamped down on money leaving the country.... and there is only so much middle eastern money going around...

I could see your next owners being american.... could definately see an NFL owner or and baseball owner wanting to buy.... but i think they would need to understand the culture of the north east, and thats where ashley failed miserably...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mike Ashley puts Newcastle United up for sale and seeks exit by Christmas.....

£380 Million .....

Seems like a bargain ....

I'm chuffed to bits .......

he will never get 380 for a club that yo yo's......

250 possibly... but he has left it late with the possibility of chinese owners because they have clamped down on money leaving the country.... and there is only so much middle eastern money going around...

I could see your next owners being american.... could definately see an NFL owner or and baseball owner wanting to buy.... but i think they would need to understand the culture of the north east, and thats where ashley failed miserably..."

The ting is Fabio I don't really mind how much the club is sold for the added value it brings to the club is immeasurable

The figure quoted is a pittance in comparison to the cost of three of four mid priced premier league players ....

Do I detect the tone of a disgruntled Gunner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most of Mike Ashleys managers have only lasted just over a year! Still, I guess it’s slightly longer than his sports accessories

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Most of Mike Ashleys managers have only lasted just over a year! Still, I guess it’s slightly longer than his sports accessories "

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Mike Ashley puts Newcastle United up for sale and seeks exit by Christmas.....

£380 Million .....

Seems like a bargain ....

I'm chuffed to bits .......

he will never get 380 for a club that yo yo's......

250 possibly... but he has left it late with the possibility of chinese owners because they have clamped down on money leaving the country.... and there is only so much middle eastern money going around...

I could see your next owners being american.... could definately see an NFL owner or and baseball owner wanting to buy.... but i think they would need to understand the culture of the north east, and thats where ashley failed miserably...

The ting is Fabio I don't really mind how much the club is sold for the added value it brings to the club is immeasurable

The figure quoted is a pittance in comparison to the cost of three of four mid priced premier league players ....

Do I detect the tone of a disgruntled Gunner "

nope..... lol

if we are comparing newcastle to arsenal for example..... on top of what newcastle bring in, arsenal for example will have a bigger shirt/stadium rights deal, they also get a bigger amount of prize money, they also get money coming in from european competitions and european tv rights

the profits are larger therefore the value of the club will be higher.....

do i think arsenal are worth the 1.5-2 billion .... nope, but you may have to pay that to get an owner who doesn't want to sell to change their mind.....

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By *tace 309TV/TS  over a year ago

durham


"I'm gunna put in an offer

2 packs of pickled onion space raiders.

A chip butty and half a bottle of orange lucozade

Or reckon that's more than Newcastle are worth?

"

still worth a whole lot more than Sunderland . they're just a joke ...a bad one at that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How much profit do they make...20 million?.

Let's say you could double profits to 40 million.

That puts your sale value at 240 million tops .

Unless you can twist the arm of some crazy Arabs.... Then it's ten trillion

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mike Ashley puts Newcastle United up for sale and seeks exit by Christmas.....

£380 Million .....

Seems like a bargain ....

I'm chuffed to bits .......

he will never get 380 for a club that yo yo's......

250 possibly... but he has left it late with the possibility of chinese owners because they have clamped down on money leaving the country.... and there is only so much middle eastern money going around...

I could see your next owners being american.... could definately see an NFL owner or and baseball owner wanting to buy.... but i think they would need to understand the culture of the north east, and thats where ashley failed miserably...

The ting is Fabio I don't really mind how much the club is sold for the added value it brings to the club is immeasurable

The figure quoted is a pittance in comparison to the cost of three of four mid priced premier league players ....

Do I detect the tone of a disgruntled Gunner

nope..... lol

if we are comparing newcastle to arsenal for example..... on top of what newcastle bring in, arsenal for example will have a bigger shirt/stadium rights deal, they also get a bigger amount of prize money, they also get money coming in from european competitions and european tv rights

the profits are larger therefore the value of the club will be higher.....

do i think arsenal are worth the 1.5-2 billion .... nope, but you may have to pay that to get an owner who doesn't want to sell to change their mind....."

But Fabio my dear

lets cut the shite and acknowledge Arsenal fans are an anonymous bunch of impassionate dweller in the past.....

Yo cant say tat about the Toon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm gunna put in an offer

2 packs of pickled onion space raiders.

A chip butty and half a bottle of orange lucozade

Or reckon that's more than Newcastle are worth?

still worth a whole lot more than Sunderland . they're just a joke ...a bad one at that "

Well I'll tell you something that considerably dilutes the hasty bollix you've just spouted

Sunderland stadium stand on a huge in housed development and owns outright an academy the envy of the worked ......

So up your hoop bonny lad you've been well and truly Soxd

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hope he get’s the 380 million ... and the Government Select Commitee seize the cash to pay his Spurts Direct Company workers a decent living wage

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hope he get’s the 380 million ... and the Government Select Commitee seize the cash to pay his Spurts Direct Company workers a decent living wage "

I was that man who bought an " Andy Cole Scores A Goal" Newcastle United baseball cap the day before it was announces he'd transferred to Man U

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And here's hoping we get a Geordie owner or atleast someone that loves the team as much as the fans ,and not just out to make money

I want an Arab Royal family with 1000's of oil-wells "

Ain't going to happen

Even if you were to get on your knees and .....pray

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And here's hoping we get a Geordie owner or atleast someone that loves the team as much as the fans ,and not just out to make money

I want an Arab Royal family with 1000's of oil-wells

Ain't going to happen

Even if you were to get on your knees and .....pray "

Kneel down with my knees that'll be right .... lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And here's hoping we get a Geordie owner or atleast someone that loves the team as much as the fans ,and not just out to make money

I want an Arab Royal family with 1000's of oil-wells

Ain't going to happen

Even if you were to get on your knees and .....pray

Kneel down with my knees that'll be right .... lol "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope he get’s the 380 million ... and the Government Select Commitee seize the cash to pay his Spurts Direct Company workers a decent living wage

I was that man who bought an " Andy Cole Scores A Goal" Newcastle United baseball cap the day before it was announces he'd transferred to Man U "

Inevitable he would be transferred ... how Bristol City ever thought ‘Carrying Coles to Newcastle’ was a good idea in the first place . . . Sorry about your cap

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hope he get’s the 380 million ... and the Government Select Commitee seize the cash to pay his Spurts Direct Company workers a decent living wage

I was that man who bought an " Andy Cole Scores A Goal" Newcastle United baseball cap the day before it was announces he'd transferred to Man U

Inevitable he would be transferred ... how Bristol City ever thought ‘Carrying Coles to Newcastle’ was a good idea in the first place . . . Sorry about your cap "

Well it was a the cap or a Kevin Keegan afro wig

Alrigh alright alright eeeee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope he get’s the 380 million ... and the Government Select Commitee seize the cash to pay his Spurts Direct Company workers a decent living wage

I was that man who bought an " Andy Cole Scores A Goal" Newcastle United baseball cap the day before it was announces he'd transferred to Man U

Inevitable he would be transferred ... how Bristol City ever thought ‘Carrying Coles to Newcastle’ was a good idea in the first place . . . Sorry about your cap

Well it was a the cap or a Kevin Keegan afro wig

Alrigh alright alright eeeee "

That Keegan wig sounded like the better deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well the cogs are turning eat your heart out Man City ....

A female fund manager for a far eastern Royal family whose investment portfolio exceeds 180 Billion pounds is going to bu our club.........

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