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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have....
angels
vicars
cat
policeman
nurse
C3P0
indiana jones
school boy
school girl
headmistress
pirates
and more but.....
im stopping now as its beginning to sound like some naughty fantasy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance
and wots a cp thingymajig"
No just sort of collected it over the years
C3P0 is that robot from star wars
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"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance
and wots a cp thingymajig
No just sort of collected it over the years
C3P0 is that robot from star wars
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That is too kinky for words!!!!! 
I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want to borrow one?
No im being nosey. I have an Ian paisley one which used to go well with my mate pope John Paul one and also got a Big Bad Wolf one.  "
Your mates with pope john paul |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance
and wots a cp thingymajig
No just sort of collected it over the years
C3P0 is that robot from star wars
That is too kinky for words!!!!!
I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!! "
wonder where you put the lube  |
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"Why do you want to borrow one?
No im being nosey. I have an Ian paisley one which used to go well with my mate pope John Paul one and also got a Big Bad Wolf one.
Your mates with pope john paul "
Bad experience that! Went in the Irish national club in Batley west Yorkshire dressed as Ian P anf popie and asked where the jonnie machine was on a new years eave pub crawl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance
and wots a cp thingymajig
No just sort of collected it over the years
C3P0 is that robot from star wars
That is too kinky for words!!!!!
I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!!
wonder where you put the lube "
All over!! |
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"Why do you want to borrow one?
No im being nosey. I have an Ian paisley one which used to go well with my mate pope John Paul one and also got a Big Bad Wolf one.
Your mates with pope john paul "
Bad experience that! Went in the Irish national club in Batley west Yorkshire dressed as Ian P and popie and asked where the jonnie machine was on a new years eave pub crawl! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance
and wots a cp thingymajig
No just sort of collected it over the years
C3P0 is that robot from star wars
That is too kinky for words!!!!!
I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!!
wonder where you put the lube
All over!! "
thats just plain kinky! |
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"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance
and wots a cp thingymajig
No just sort of collected it over the years
C3P0 is that robot from star wars
That is too kinky for words!!!!!
I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!!
wonder where you put the lube
All over!!
thats just plain kinky!"
Jeeesssssss what about the sharp edges! Like having sex with a baked been can!!!! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance
and wots a cp thingymajig
No just sort of collected it over the years
C3P0 is that robot from star wars
That is too kinky for words!!!!!
I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!!
wonder where you put the lube
All over!!
thats just plain kinky!
Jeeesssssss what about the sharp edges! Like having sex with a baked been can!!!! "
hey I used to play rugby too, butnever had sex with a baked bean can - one has to ask how do you know what its like though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have a robot fetish!!!
I have a pirate fetish
I now a man with a wooden leg if ya interested "
LMAO Does he look like Jack Sparrow though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.
Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing |
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"We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.
Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing "
Well thats a shock i thought you might have an opinion one way or the other |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.
Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing
Well thats a shock i thought you might have an opinion one way or the other "
Not quite sure why you are shocked |
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"We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.
Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing
Well thats a shock i thought you might have an opinion one way or the other
Not quite sure why you are shocked "
He he he he you was sat on the fence with your reply there thats all lmao
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.
Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing
Well thats a shock i thought you might have an opinion one way or the other
Not quite sure why you are shocked
He he he he you was sat on the fence with your reply there thats all lmao
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Never had splinters in me arse and never will |
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"We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.
Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing
Well thats a shock i thought you might have an opinion one way or the other
Not quite sure why you are shocked
He he he he you was sat on the fence with your reply there thats all lmao
Never had splinters in me arse and never will "
You just want to see mr in my impending gladiators outfit your just in denial lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to see the gladiator outfit too
Want a proper leather one not of your plastic tac you know "
Oh I thought you already it! when you find a proper leather one you'll have to take a pic and stick it your profile
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"I want to see the gladiator outfit too
Want a proper leather one not of your plastic tac you know
Oh I thought you already it! when you find a proper leather one you'll have to take a pic and stick it your profile
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He he he when i get i will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have....
angels
nurse
school girl
headmistress
and more but.....
im stopping now as its beginning to sound like some naughty fantasy "
Your right...... please continue!! |
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"We have....
angels
nurse
school girl
headmistress
and more but.....
im stopping now as its beginning to sound like some naughty fantasy
Your right...... please continue!! "
And your sponge bob square pants? You lost you sponge mate! Good job there was plenty of soap left! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You lost me with the squar pants... Soap and sponges lol.. clearly something your more familiar with.. And what you do with your starfish is up to you mate.... |
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"Kids TV lol... Blimey, can't be here and watch stuff like that!... maybe I should be though... I'm falling behind here lol  "
Look through your argos catalogue he is bigger than arsenal on bedspreads. mind that isn't hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Ive got bored of him now but he was good in his day "
you should be taken out and publicly flogged!
Sponge Bob rules.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.
The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:
Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.
The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple. |
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