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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?"
What kind of fool says things like this , we all know that's an area for sweet not savoury  |
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"Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?
What kind of fool says things like this , we all know that's an area for sweet not savoury "
Wiggle a Colin or two in there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?
Why don't they just pay the 5p for a carrier bag? "
Spat my drink everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I read a story about a girl whose bf was eating salad from her and obviously didn't get it all and she ended up with maggots in her foof 
Omg I think I just had a little vom!  "
Where's that strawberry been |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The temperature inside this apple pie is over one thousand degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down." |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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""The temperature inside this apple pie is over one thousand degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.""
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"Why do I not know about these?!
I feel like I’m missing out somehow. Or not. I could really not be and be totally horrified "
The 1 inch cock was a few days ago
The whipped cream up the arse was about a month ago 
Funny as fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do I not know about these?!
I feel like I’m missing out somehow. Or not. I could really not be and be totally horrified
The 1 inch cock was a few days ago
The whipped cream up the arse was about a month ago
Funny as fuck "
Oh I wouldn’t have seen it  I’ve been here a week. Already addicted to the forums haha! This is like Saw but I don’t need to cut a limb off to get out, just my internet contract. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s like having a vag full of sand!! Yeuch!! It’s a no from me..... 
Where do you get your sausage rolls from?????"
Home made and home made puff pastry is way more crumbly and flakier than supermarket gack!! |
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"Why do I not know about these?!
I feel like I’m missing out somehow. Or not. I could really not be and be totally horrified
The 1 inch cock was a few days ago
The whipped cream up the arse was about a month ago
Funny as fuck
Oh I wouldn’t have seen it I’ve been here a week. Already addicted to the forums haha! This is like Saw but I don’t need to cut a limb off to get out, just my internet contract. "
You can check out anytime but you can’t leave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahaha! I have to admit it’s sometimes incredibly bizarre talking politics with someone with a penis picture up. Haha! I’ve never experienced anything like it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?
Why don't they just pay the 5p for a carrier bag? "
Brexit making even buying a carrier bag a struggle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a banana eaten out of my vagina on one particularly d*unk night in Gran Canaria. That was fun.  "
It's my Fab mission to eat a toblerone out of your butt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a banana eaten out of my vagina on one particularly d*unk night in Gran Canaria. That was fun.
It's my Fab mission to eat a toblerone out of your butt"
Bring. It. On.  |
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"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth "
You need to visit your local zoo to see if they can lend you a giraffe for the evening |
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I should have stopped reading as soon as I read the first post I now have the worst possible image of Mary Berry in my head, I'm scared to go to sleep now in case I dream about her offering me her "Pie" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I should have stopped reading as soon as I read the first post I now have the worst possible image of Mary Berry in my head, I'm scared to go to sleep now in case I dream about her offering me her "Pie" "
Why!!! My mind is suggestible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth "
Let's hope she has good ass control and pops them out one by one. It could be dangerous otherwise. If she farts, you could end up choking. Imagine your mum explaining your untimely death to the family!
I love the varied topics the Forums cover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not the wierd i k ow a guy whp was seeing this chick who wanted him to put a roast dinner up ther grqvy and everything ..some fruity buggers out there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its not the wierd i k ow a guy whp was seeing this chick who wanted him to put a roast dinner up ther grqvy and everything ..some fruity buggers out there"
Sprouts included? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do like a nice pork pie, but I'd rather have it on a plate with a bit of pickle "
There is a campaign group called "We want plates". Not sure it was set up to cover pastry from the pussy but, the website has some great photo's. |
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"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth
Let's hope she has good ass control and pops them out one by one. It could be dangerous otherwise. If she farts, you could end up choking. Imagine your mum explaining your untimely death to the family!
I love the varied topics the Forums cover "
I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth
Let's hope she has good ass control and pops them out one by one. It could be dangerous otherwise. If she farts, you could end up choking. Imagine your mum explaining your untimely death to the family!
I love the varied topics the Forums cover
I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!"
You should be on Fetlife my friend! |
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"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth
Let's hope she has good ass control and pops them out one by one. It could be dangerous otherwise. If she farts, you could end up choking. Imagine your mum explaining your untimely death to the family!
I love the varied topics the Forums cover
I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!
You should be on Fetlife my friend!"
Well I just fear if you're going to start sticking thing's up ones bottom then they may not come out in the same state they went up that's all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth
Let's hope she has good ass control and pops them out one by one. It could be dangerous otherwise. If she farts, you could end up choking. Imagine your mum explaining your untimely death to the family!
I love the varied topics the Forums cover
I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!
You should be on Fetlife my friend!
Well I just fear if you're going to start sticking thing's up ones bottom then they may not come out in the same state they went up that's all "
Taste the rainbow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth
Let's hope she has good ass control and pops them out one by one. It could be dangerous otherwise. If she farts, you could end up choking. Imagine your mum explaining your untimely death to the family!
I love the varied topics the Forums cover
I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!
You should be on Fetlife my friend!
Well I just fear if you're going to start sticking thing's up ones bottom then they may not come out in the same state they went up that's all "
Extra chocolate coating. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth
Let's hope she has good ass control and pops them out one by one. It could be dangerous otherwise. If she farts, you could end up choking. Imagine your mum explaining your untimely death to the family!
I love the varied topics the Forums cover
I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!
You should be on Fetlife my friend!
Well I just fear if you're going to start sticking thing's up ones bottom then they may not come out in the same state they went up that's all
Extra chocolate coating. "
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"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth
Let's hope she has good ass control and pops them out one by one. It could be dangerous otherwise. If she farts, you could end up choking. Imagine your mum explaining your untimely death to the family!
I love the varied topics the Forums cover
I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!
You should be on Fetlife my friend!
Well I just fear if you're going to start sticking thing's up ones bottom then they may not come out in the same state they went up that's all
Extra chocolate coating. "
A step too far lady! |
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