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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's your best insult?
Is there anyone in particular youd like to say it to?
What about an honest veri?
Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting? |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"What's your best insult?
Is there anyone in particular youd like to say it to?
What about an honest veri?
Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting? "
check the veris between me and ranger I think they are honest haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's your best insult?
Is there anyone in particular youd like to say it to?
What about an honest veri?
Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting? check the veris between me and ranger I think they are honest haha"
Haha Im so bad for writing mean veris. I once called someone a "cake eating, yellow pant wearing half-assed wanker". I was impressed he showed it though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting?
I might be...
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Im pretty sure arsehole is a term of endearment right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting?
I might be...
Im pretty sure arsehole is a term of endearment right? "
No. But Nob is.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting?
I might be...
Im pretty sure arsehole is a term of endearment right?
No. But Nob is. "
Im rather fond of fuckface  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't do nasty, even though we had a nightmare meet the other week. I still couldn't bring myself to say the truth. I just ended up saying not for us. But in reality I wanted to say he was impotent and couldn't raise a smile let alone his dick. X  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't do nasty, even though we had a nightmare meet the other week. I still couldn't bring myself to say the truth. I just ended up saying not for us. But in reality I wanted to say he was impotent and couldn't raise a smile let alone his dick. X "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im not the type to be nasty ..i just try to avoid them ..as the old saying goes "if you have nothing good to say dont say anything  ""
Im general only mean in a teasing way. If I dont like them Im the same, I just ignore. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't do nasty, even though we had a nightmare meet the other week. I still couldn't bring myself to say the truth. I just ended up saying not for us. But in reality I wanted to say he was impotent and couldn't raise a smile let alone his dick. X "
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I like this side of you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting?
I might be...
Im pretty sure arsehole is a term of endearment right?
No. But Nob is.
Im rather fond of fuckface "
I'm fond of that type of foreplay too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting?
I might be...
Im pretty sure arsehole is a term of endearment right?
No. But Nob is.
Im rather fond of fuckface
I'm fond of that type of foreplay too. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bit mean? Easy. How about a fictional veri that goes...
"What a bungling clod hopper! Tripped over his own flaccid cock. So stupid and disrespectful when they wiped their cum on the blinds!
The best part of this meet? Closing and locking the door"
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bit mean? Easy. How about a fictional veri that goes...
"What a bungling clod hopper! Tripped over his own flaccid cock. So stupid and disrespectful when they wiped their cum on the blinds!
The best part of this meet? Closing and locking the door"
Fuzz"
Haha I like it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often fall back on "incompetent cockwomble", but I don't think of it as nasty.
More....."well-deserved".
I often feel justified in my insults "
Ditto that! Insults should always be deserved; and the more deserving the subject, the more inventive the insult should be, don't you think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single femme "veri" (not real!)
We're really glad we didn't get to meet this dozy doozy for too long at the club last night.
We kept a close eye on her as she stumbled her way, aimlessly, around. Making sure to avoid eye contact with both her glass eyes!
If you get to meet this one be sure to treat with utter contempt, as she really quite likes it!"
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Single femme "veri" (not real!)
We're really glad we didn't get to meet this dozy doozy for too long at the club last night.
We kept a close eye on her as she stumbled her way, aimlessly, around. Making sure to avoid eye contact with both her glass eyes!
If you get to meet this one be sure to treat with utter contempt, as she really quite likes it!"
Fuzz "
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"I don't do nasty, even though we had a nightmare meet the other week. I still couldn't bring myself to say the truth. I just ended up saying not for us. But in reality I wanted to say he was impotent and couldn't raise a smile let alone his dick. X "
Lol yes I’ve had that experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick  "
Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?
Does it mean they snog massive cocks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick
Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?
Does it mean they snog massive cocks?"
Takes a second or 2 for the penny to drop, then it either goes one of 2 ways with the gents. Like you say they either find it amusing or deeply offending |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick
Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?
Does it mean they snog massive cocks?
Takes a second or 2 for the penny to drop, then it either goes one of 2 ways with the gents. Like you say they either find it amusing or deeply offending "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick
Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?
Does it mean they snog massive cocks?"
Yeah the farmer has had to get cctv installed #cockcoupfun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick
Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?
Does it mean they snog massive cocks?
Yeah the farmer has had to get cctv installed #cockcoupfun"
That reminds me of when 'chicken' was the very worst insult of all at school  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick
Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?
Does it mean they snog massive cocks?
Yeah the farmer has had to get cctv installed #cockcoupfun
That reminds me of when 'chicken' was the very worst insult of all at school "
Yeah it made Marty Mcfly lose it all the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's your best insult?
Is there anyone in particular youd like to say it to?
What about an honest veri?
Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting? "
Aw, you haven't been mean to me yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you"
I like that!
I once asked a guy "were you born a cunt or did you have to practice at it?"
He wasn't best pleased... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just wish the sex had been good enough to justify the mistake I clearly made. Sorry.
Is that you apologising for being a shit shag? "
Nope, it's part of my verification to a guy who most certainly was a shit shag. |
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