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"Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream " Schwwwwwing! | |||
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"Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Show me your tits " Boom! | |||
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"Estella a dream on perception, her mind full of non-deception, her face is always warm, her hair glows in its form, Estella I like the way you think, even better if you are into some kink x" Hehehehehe | |||
"There was once a man From Cork who got haikus and Limericks confused " Cork or York? | |||
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"We three kings of orient arrrrre.shagged a woman behind ghe barrr, her fanny wiz loaded .her t it's exploooded, follow the yonder star t " | |||
"There is no fella good enough for our Estella She makes me laugh, she makes me cry She makes me reflect on things and wonder ‘why?’ I long to hear her words of advice Because she’s lovely and friendly and ever so nice So step away fellas, move along Because Estella and I, well we belong " Babs! | |||
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"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems are hard, Wine. " | |||
"it was dark at night, Estella took me in, in the morning she opened her curtains bright, the sun glazed on her body of sin, she hovered over me blinding my light, her fanny was covered in glittering gold, Truly a sight to behold." It's London. Everything is paved with gold. | |||
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"When autumn leaves fall on the dewy grass And days grow shorter as the summer sun dies I dream of bending you over and fucking your ass And squirting my jizz right into your eyes " Made me weep. | |||
"A Beginning! A middle; And, The End. " Succinct. Now can I suck yours? | |||
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"Forever Moment Our lips touch, and the world stops The music lingers as the dance begins to slow A hand wraps around your throat, gently squeezing Your breath shivers as the passion fills Silence now, sounds of hearts beating The heat burning as the moment exists Forever in a moment, forever in a kiss Eyes open and the music begins to play The gaze locked, the moment gone A hand removed, a sweet escaping sound A force pulling us together, lips touch The forever moment, begin again. Did you write that? " Yup, alas, a few weeks ago haha! | |||
"There was once a man From Cork who got haikus and Limericks confused Cork or York? " I can tell the difference... | |||
"When autumn leaves fall on the dewy grass And days grow shorter as the summer sun dies I dream of bending you over and fucking your ass And squirting my jizz right into your eyes Made me weep. " pink eye | |||
"a night of poetry makes believe, it'll make Estella wet or heave, she see the way I look at her face, if the the last of the female race, I would be happy to share my end of time, Estella you are the most gorgeous quine x" Oooh you're going IN on the serenading! | |||
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"Forever Moment Our lips touch, and the world stops The music lingers as the dance begins to slow A hand wraps around your throat, gently squeezing Your breath shivers as the passion fills Silence now, sounds of hearts beating The heat burning as the moment exists Forever in a moment, forever in a kiss Eyes open and the music begins to play The gaze locked, the moment gone A hand removed, a sweet escaping sound A force pulling us together, lips touch The forever moment, begin again. Did you write that? Yup, alas, a few weeks ago haha!" Awwww. Not for me? Dammit. | |||
"There was once a man From Cork who got haikus and Limericks confused Cork or York? I can tell the difference..." Huzzah! | |||
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"When autumn leaves fall on the dewy grass And days grow shorter as the summer sun dies I dream of bending you over and fucking your ass And squirting my jizz right into your eyes Made me weep. pink eye " Such gifts you give. | |||
"When autumn leaves fall on the dewy grass And days grow shorter as the summer sun dies I dream of bending you over and fucking your ass And squirting my jizz right into your eyes Made me weep. pink eye Such gifts you give. " I’m a romantic | |||
"Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Show me your tits " Good one ha ha | |||
"Sin bad was a sailor , his father was one too. Sinbad went to heaven his father went to Helensburgh castle sat upon a rock if ye want tae go there ye hiv tae show yir cock - tail ginger ale turn yir glasses upside down Mary had a little lamb she taut it very silly she threw it up intae the air n caught it by the willy was a sheep dog lying in the grass along came a bumble bee n stung it up yir ass no questions tell no lies that's why Sinbad got hiz two black eyes " I don't like the idea of animals getting hurt. | |||
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" Estella. You'll look good in my cellar. " Nice. | |||
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"He is not dead this friend not dead but on some road which mortals tread, got some few trifling steps ahead, and nearer to the end, so that you to once past the bend shall meet again as face to face this friend you fancy dead R.L.S" Less of a serenade, but okay. | |||
"The lady new he wanted her, It was the look he had in his eyes, They way he undressed her in his imagination, Dreaming of parting her thighs, And then he caught her looking, And together they shared a smile, Electricity flowed between them, You could sense it for a mile. He approached her across the room, And not a word was said, He took her by the hand, To the exit she was led. Outside in the garden, He pushed he gently to the wall, Kissing her passionately on her mouth, She knew she would give it all. Her hands dropped to his trousers, And unbuttoned him there and then, His hands pushed up her skirt, This was now not a case of when. Her panties pushed to the side His cock erect and hot, She wanted her pussy filling, And that was what she got. He pushed deep inside her And they moaned together in bliss She ground her hips against him An opportunity not to miss, He turned her round and fucked her, Deep and hard from behind, He pulled her hair and spanked her, And thus she didn't mind. Faster and faster they fucked, And together the finally came, Not a word this night was spoken, And tonight she wants the same" Hahaha. | |||
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"She seeks out intelligent sexy people, I just wanna shag her through a peep-hole, I stammer in my wants on her eyes, a feeling I can only get between her thighs, her juice will be ambrosia, in my licks of utter exploria, Estella you keep me up so late, for me to love and hate, I want to suckle your breasts while I finger, as i continue the next day to linger. " Ummm, do you like me or summin'? | |||
"There was this woman called Estella She made me hard, you know my little fella I wanted to see her, I wanted a sucking Let's skip dinner and get to the fucking " Merry, you dirty sod. | |||
"I'm good at the poetry stuff. I don't like it though. Prose bores my brain. I quite like Wordsworth." Epic. | |||
"Now I ask myself what can this little old fella , Write for the girl who's fab names Estella Well I'll be honest I've perved at your gallery lots I've see the pics of those long stripey socks and the smile on your face of the pic on your profile well it effects me immensely just sending me docile but alas like every thing its such a dam pity that your such a high flyer and live in the city and just like my profile being a true _arpet man i know theirs no room in your street for my van but alas its not all bad i know with your looks that on here your bound to get plenty of f**ks " I wish! | |||
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"My song to seranade estella, surely born in love to be beckoned, her heart her chest forever, she was the one and only Estella. I loved her from the second I seen her, I wasted it saying how is the weather, my heart beats forever.. estella estella I want her pants to feel soaking wet, We have barely had a chat yet, but it is early in this year, Estella my word in your ear. Kissing between the back of your neck, to touch it is untrue, As I finger your pussy I think bloody heck, This will be a movie in slow motion blue. estella estella the end of my words may cum true.. estella estella There is no-one like you x" *google searches restraining orders* | |||
"Albatross? Sschwing, sschwing Thrush? Yeeooorrghh! Ming! (Obviously referring to a Chinese periodic dynasty! ) Goose? OP..ooh err! Cockatoo? Tha'll do err! Copyright: Green Shield Stamp" An avian dream. | |||
"There was this woman called Estella She made me hard, you know my little fella I wanted to see her, I wanted a sucking Let's skip dinner and get to the fucking Merry, you dirty sod." We'll get food after, Maybe dim sum We'll get it delivered, you can open the door wearing my cum You're right, I'm a dirty sod, it's true Stop talking and bend over, there's some thing I want to give you | |||
"There was this woman called Estella She made me hard, you know my little fella I wanted to see her, I wanted a sucking Let's skip dinner and get to the fucking Merry, you dirty sod. We'll get food after, Maybe dim sum We'll get it delivered, you can open the door wearing my cum You're right, I'm a dirty sod, it's true Stop talking and bend over, there's some thing I want to give you " I'm going to get you to recite these in person. | |||
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"There was this woman called Estella She made me hard, you know my little fella I wanted to see her, I wanted a sucking Let's skip dinner and get to the fucking Merry, you dirty sod. We'll get food after, Maybe dim sum We'll get it delivered, you can open the door wearing my cum You're right, I'm a dirty sod, it's true Stop talking and bend over, there's some thing I want to give you " Smooth talking bastard | |||
"This is a poem what I wrote a while ago: A Poem With Birds In It Once upon a time there was a little man Who got his head stuck in a cake (not a flan) He went outside to call for help And shouted out in a muffled yelp: “I’ve got my head stuck in this tasty cake! Please help me, there’s oh so much at stake! I’ve got to get to work, I’ve got a meeting If I’m late the boss will give me such a beating!” A passer by stopped and said in surprise: “You’ve got currants where you should have eyes!” “I know” said the man, trying not to weep “I’m so cross beep beep beep beep!*” Attracted by the sound came a flock of birds They flew down with the speed of 100 Thora Hirds Landing on the man’s head and getting to work They pecked up the cake with a SQUAWK SQUAWK SQWIRK? The last sound came as they got through to his brain It was a surprising taste that drove them insane With his mind all pecked the man was in a bad way But he forgot about his meeting and such annoying things as bosses and also rhyming schemes Crazy birds and crazy man settled down together The birds made a cover for his noggin made of feathers And they all lived happily on a cloud in the sky Til the day the man got his head stuck in a pie… *There is no swearing in poems" I really enjoyed this poem. Excellent work. The perils of a nation addicted to Bake Off. | |||
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"So fair is she! So fair her face So fair her pulsing figure Not so fair The maniacal stare Of a husband who's much bigger" | |||
"There was this woman called Estella She made me hard, you know my little fella I wanted to see her, I wanted a sucking Let's skip dinner and get to the fucking Merry, you dirty sod. We'll get food after, Maybe dim sum We'll get it delivered, you can open the door wearing my cum You're right, I'm a dirty sod, it's true Stop talking and bend over, there's some thing I want to give you Smooth talking bastard " I try | |||
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"Estella gave me a fanny fart, iI gave ma hair a middle apart, her cunt taste like a midden, My cock infested n flea ridden, I'll send her verify next week, after I delete ma profile as we speak!" Oh well, this all took a turn for the worse! | |||
"You were the thing I never wanted to be... Estella the world was against you in decree.. Who the fuck do YOU think you are.. Ya silly bint ya went too far... Aye we had fun n laughs... Amongst yer pals all neds n chavs" | |||
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"sorry Estella I do love you... I like to switch it up through n through, If I hurt you dont be cross, I'll lick ya in public at kings cross" | |||
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"against a wall your gush may fall, we met in a back alley over a trolley, I fucked ya bareback in every crack, You left after I came and I went hame, I never got yer number for another lumber" Such romance. | |||
"The fairest maiden, lovely Estella Has such curves as to excite any fella A mere glimpse of so splendid a bust Would turn any man's thoughts towards lust 'Tis a figure e'en Marvell might marvel upon A voluptuary by the voluptuous undone And what man upon whom Estella has smiled Would not be entirely beguiled? So at these verses hereby do I labour In faint hope I'll receive some favour I but hope this mistress is not so coy And will make me the happiest boy" I've always wanted to be a comic book character! | |||
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"the guys n girls here think estealla is hot, why not tie her up in a shibari-knot, each take turns fucking her holes, who the fuck let in the goal keeper paul scholes! he was a bit too tall to enjoy the scene, then I phoned martin sheen, he was busy smoking cheap glesga crack, so Estella your left with a devouring wolf pack." Aroo! | |||
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"bit of help from a nobel prize winnwer here - prize t the person who knows who !WITHOUT GOOGLING!) With your sheets like metal and your belt like lace And your deck of cards missing the jack and the ace And your basement clothes and your hollow face Who among them can think he could outguess you ? With your silhouette when the sunlight dims Into your eyes where the moonlight swims And your match-book songs and your gypsy hymns Who among them would try to impress you ? mwah " I know my Bob, anywhere. | |||
"the stars and galaxies may some day collide, to my end Estella by my side, she is my cosmos a wonder to share, a hope in which space looks bare, I would take her throughout the universe, for at the end our wedding vows rehearse." | |||
"Roses are red Violets are Blue Estella is beautiful Bacon Mmmmm bacon " I fucking love bacon. | |||
"Ive stolen this just for you xx Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you oralize When I am between your thighs You blow me away! Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places And play, 'til we're blown away! Xx" Clem, you make me need sex. | |||
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"Dearest Estella I’m coming to London in November Let’s meet So you can give me a night to remember " Polar Bear, I like your style Direct, to the point and no need for guile An autumnal fuck is what you want Then you're in luck, cock meet cunt! | |||
"Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the cupboard, To get her poor dog a bone, When she got there, The cupboard was bare, So up jumped Rover and give her a bone of his own " Good lord! | |||
"All these others matter what not, Estella we must tie the knot, They see you only as wank purpose, I in fact am the one you chose, They can all watch as we make love under the stars, they can all impress shallow women with their fast cars, something about Estella and I, nobody else can make her happy and cry, I shall not be budged from my love, Estella is mine no push nor shove, she promised her heart saying I love you, to me and nobody else its true" Ummmm. | |||
"I'm good at the poetry stuff. I don't like it though. Prose bores my brain. I quite like Wordsworth. Epic. " And, unlike the male contributions, not about sex. | |||
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"All these others matter what not, Estella we must tie the knot, They see you only as wank purpose, I in fact am the one you chose, They can all watch as we make love under the stars, they can all impress shallow women with their fast cars, something about Estella and I, nobody else can make her happy and cry, I shall not be budged from my love, Estella is mine no push nor shove, she promised her heart saying I love you, to me and nobody else its true Ummmm. " You're getting married in the morning. Ding dong, the bells are gonna chime. | |||
"I'm good at the poetry stuff. I don't like it though. Prose bores my brain. I quite like Wordsworth. Epic. And, unlike the male contributions, not about sex." | |||
"a new year dawns and all these brains n braun, Estella is still with me its plain to see, shame u all in the past cos am a back to the future blast, no Estella aint my mum but she agreed to take it up the bum, so going back to 2017 I snatched her at 18, Estella and I will awake a new dawn, with men not idiots filled with brawn. our baby will be called estelfuckographer..and her eyes on the stars" | |||
"I'm good at the poetry stuff. I don't like it though. Prose bores my brain. I quite like Wordsworth. Epic. And, unlike the male contributions, not about sex." I mentioned space..with some fucking ffs | |||
"The fairest maiden, lovely Estella Has such curves as to excite any fella A mere glimpse of so splendid a bust Would turn any man's thoughts towards lust 'Tis a figure e'en Marvell might marvel upon A voluptuary by the voluptuous undone And what man upon whom Estella has smiled Would not be entirely beguiled? So at these verses hereby do I labour In faint hope I'll receive some favour I but hope this mistress is not so coy And will make me the happiest boy I've always wanted to be a comic book character! " Ah, I was thinking Andrew Marvell rather than Marvel comics, but what an excellent idea! I think you should be called Lady Estella. How about this then? She flies through the night, Lady Estella She makes all men right, Lady Estella With her special powers and her curves, she soothes all men's nerves, Lady Estella | |||
"The fairest maiden, lovely Estella Has such curves as to excite any fella A mere glimpse of so splendid a bust Would turn any man's thoughts towards lust 'Tis a figure e'en Marvell might marvel upon A voluptuary by the voluptuous undone And what man upon whom Estella has smiled Would not be entirely beguiled? So at these verses hereby do I labour In faint hope I'll receive some favour I but hope this mistress is not so coy And will make me the happiest boy I've always wanted to be a comic book character! Ah, I was thinking Andrew Marvell rather than Marvel comics, but what an excellent idea! I think you should be called Lady Estella. How about this then? She flies through the night, Lady Estella She makes all men right, Lady Estella With her special powers and her curves, she soothes all men's nerves, Lady Estella " Hahaha! Oh my bad. | |||
"a new year dawns and all these brains n braun, Estella is still with me its plain to see, shame u all in the past cos am a back to the future blast, no Estella aint my mum but she agreed to take it up the bum, so going back to 2017 I snatched her at 18, Estella and I will awake a new dawn, with men not idiots filled with brawn. our baby will be called estelfuckographer..and her eyes on the stars " we were both replicant robots Estella, you were programmed to please any fella, I was upgraded to think for myself, I hated you being top shelf, I brought your system back on line, You still kept sucking me all the time, we eventually left the earth and flesh, then transformed into a sexually gooey cybernetic electric mess. | |||
"The fairest maiden, lovely Estella Has such curves as to excite any fella A mere glimpse of so splendid a bust Would turn any man's thoughts towards lust 'Tis a figure e'en Marvell might marvel upon A voluptuary by the voluptuous undone And what man upon whom Estella has smiled Would not be entirely beguiled? So at these verses hereby do I labour In faint hope I'll receive some favour I but hope this mistress is not so coy And will make me the happiest boy I've always wanted to be a comic book character! Ah, I was thinking Andrew Marvell rather than Marvel comics, but what an excellent idea! I think you should be called Lady Estella. How about this then? She flies through the night, Lady Estella She makes all men right, Lady Estella With her special powers and her curves, she soothes all men's nerves, Lady Estella Hahaha! Oh my bad. " To be fair, I probably should have put in Dickens references rather than Marvell ones, given your name...but on the other hand I don't think he wrote much poetry | |||
"The fairest maiden, lovely Estella Has such curves as to excite any fella A mere glimpse of so splendid a bust Would turn any man's thoughts towards lust 'Tis a figure e'en Marvell might marvel upon A voluptuary by the voluptuous undone And what man upon whom Estella has smiled Would not be entirely beguiled? So at these verses hereby do I labour In faint hope I'll receive some favour I but hope this mistress is not so coy And will make me the happiest boy I've always wanted to be a comic book character! Ah, I was thinking Andrew Marvell rather than Marvel comics, but what an excellent idea! I think you should be called Lady Estella. How about this then? She flies through the night, Lady Estella She makes all men right, Lady Estella With her special powers and her curves, she soothes all men's nerves, Lady Estella Hahaha! Oh my bad. To be fair, I probably should have put in Dickens references rather than Marvell ones, given your name...but on the other hand I don't think he wrote much poetry " And I should have acted the Coy Mistress. | |||
"The fairest maiden, lovely Estella Has such curves as to excite any fella A mere glimpse of so splendid a bust Would turn any man's thoughts towards lust 'Tis a figure e'en Marvell might marvel upon A voluptuary by the voluptuous undone And what man upon whom Estella has smiled Would not be entirely beguiled? So at these verses hereby do I labour In faint hope I'll receive some favour I but hope this mistress is not so coy And will make me the happiest boy I've always wanted to be a comic book character! Ah, I was thinking Andrew Marvell rather than Marvel comics, but what an excellent idea! I think you should be called Lady Estella. How about this then? She flies through the night, Lady Estella She makes all men right, Lady Estella With her special powers and her curves, she soothes all men's nerves, Lady Estella Hahaha! Oh my bad. To be fair, I probably should have put in Dickens references rather than Marvell ones, given your name...but on the other hand I don't think he wrote much poetry And I should have acted the Coy Mistress. " As long as I can spend some time adoring each breast... | |||
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