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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... after yet another misadventure, I was asked whether it had been my most embarrassing moment? I replied no.
What's your? and I might tell you mine!!!! |
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I was on a stag weekend in Blackpool with about 20 other guys. On the first night at about midnight I decided to head off back to ma hotel room leaving everyone else to carry on. I had a couple of pints back at the hotel before I went up to the room, it was when ma key didn't open the door that I went back down the stairs to investigate.
Apparently I was in the wrong hotel, mine was next door  |
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Lost an end of a cotton bud in an ear, had to go to A&E at a quiet time to get it removed.
They had a screen between the patients and the staff to protect them from d*unken muppetry, so I had to speak louder than I wanted to, to explain my predicament.
Only problem was the cotton bud meant I wasn't aware how loud I was speaking.
I think everyone at A&E was probably laughing at me. Thank god I was unaware  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... after yet another misadventure, I was asked whether it had been my most embarrassing moment? I replied no.
What's your? and I might tell you mine!!!!"
Was walking up the race course in the middle of the night wearing a thong,knee high socks, a bra, boobs tube and mini skirt with like crotch less tights on Aswell  ow and did a mention a had a dildo on me Aswell
So a was walking around waiting on my gf meeting me for some out door fun.
Next thing a know the police pull up and search me and take me into the back of the van and see that under my coat a was wearing all these women's clothing
Was so embarrassing ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sending my ex around her mums to fix the laptop and her mum and 3 sisters opening a private folder with pictures of us in action (her giving me a bj and full on sex)
Then having to go round a few hours later to get the lap top. That was a good one lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have so many moments so I'll give you the choice;-
- buying porn
- handcuffs
- lifemodelling
- Cobham services (M25)
I've many more but this to start with
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ha well I will tell you mine!
I arranged a meet at Cardiff castle with a guy from here. When I got to the main entrance he could see me but I had no idea where he was!
He directed me by text to a quiet spot in the bushes where he was waiting to fuck my ass:-/
Unknown to us as we were preoccupied ppl where canoeing down the river and pointing & in total amazement as it was in the middle of the day ha the shame |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ok, so I see the humour at all the wrong time. I'll tell my services on the M25 misfortune.
There I am, in the car park, stood in the pissing rain, standing there going WTF!, WTF!
Covered in puke and poo, (shoes filled), and no spare clothes or towels.
However I could see the funny side as I stripped off completely, put everything in an ikea bag, took another to sit on, drove home naked.
giggled to myself that there will be a clip on Youtube of woman driving home naked!
My friend asked if that was my most embarrassing moment, I replied no! |
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By *huckzMan
over a year ago
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"ok, so I see the humour at all the wrong time. I'll tell my services on the M25 misfortune.
There I am, in the car park, stood in the pissing rain, standing there going WTF!, WTF!
Covered in puke and poo, (shoes filled), and no spare clothes or towels.
However I could see the funny side as I stripped off completely, put everything in an ikea bag, took another to sit on, drove home naked.
giggled to myself that there will be a clip on Youtube of woman driving home naked!
My friend asked if that was my most embarrassing moment, I replied no!"
......puke and poo.....really? ??....my days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My friend once made me laugh so much in Comprehensive School that i wet myself and i left a huge puddle in the entrance corridor to the School. Luckily we had been sent out of class to get something so corridor was empty.
I then had to nip to the gals toilets and try and dry off my knickers and tights under the hand dryer, my friend had to tell the Teacher i had been taken ill and was in the Toilet.
Now when we meet up i get the "remember that time you wet yourself in School?".
Also School related, our English class were watching Watership Down. I cannot listen to Bright Eyes without crying, even to this day, but in a class full of peers, the scene where the black rabbit floats across the screen and the song kicks in i broke into full on sobs. I had to hide my face in my hands and have a full on blub.
I was never the cool kid in School  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sexually related I’ve had one where I met a guy and he had a nose bleed whilst he was ‘going down’ on me. It was embarrassing because I thought it was me and I’d got my dates mixed up! Wasn’t until we realised it was his poor nose that it wasn’t me. |
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"ok, so I see the humour at all the wrong time. I'll tell my services on the M25 misfortune.
There I am, in the car park, stood in the pissing rain, standing there going WTF!, WTF!
Covered in puke and poo, (shoes filled), and no spare clothes or towels.
However I could see the funny side as I stripped off completely, put everything in an ikea bag, took another to sit on, drove home naked.
giggled to myself that there will be a clip on Youtube of woman driving home naked!
My friend asked if that was my most embarrassing moment, I replied no!"
Why were you covered in sick and poo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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PDI last week... in a bar with loads of people from Chams
got carried away and went down on mr only to hear the DJ anounce "This is not a swingers club you cant do that here"
Spent the rest of the week trying to live it down.... oops |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Back in the day I was having a shower at my girls house. I turned round to see my girls mum standing in the doorway. .."
Sounds like the start of an interesting film lol |
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I came off a motorcycle wearing white fishnet stockings, suspenders and lace basque under my leathers, you could clearly see the fishnets through the hole in the knee of my leathers. I managed to get out of an ambulance trip to hospital. But couldn't stop people seeing the fishnets though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I came off a motorcycle wearing white fishnet stockings, suspenders and lace basque under my leathers, you could clearly see the fishnets through the hole in the knee of my leathers. I managed to get out of an ambulance trip to hospital. But couldn't stop people seeing the fishnets though."
My ex had a heart attack in the street and was wearing my purple satin french knickers under his jeans. With fishnet holdups... |
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