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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll come round and do a task for you.
Anything you like.
What will it be?
Keep an eye on the curry I’m cooking  I can’t be arsed to keep going up and down the stairs  "
Got my apron on and my spoon out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's nothing pressing to be done here so can you just come and sit here, looking pretty 
Sure. I could bring cake?
I'll supply the ice cream "
Perfect  |
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"I'll come round and do a task for you.
Anything you like.
What will it be?
Keep an eye on the curry I’m cooking I can’t be arsed to keep going up and down the stairs
Got my apron on and my spoon out "
A right little life saver x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We've got a load of flat pack furniture that needs doing. I've done a wardrobe, chest of drawers and 2 bedside units so far, and I'm loosing the will to live  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We've got a load of flat pack furniture that needs doing. I've done a wardrobe, chest of drawers and 2 bedside units so far, and I'm loosing the will to live "
Ooooohhh I always did like Lego! Leave it with me, i promise ill even put the bits on the right way! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have heels black stockings and a micro mini ? If you do could you pop round and do a spot of hoovering please ? "
Sure. Shall I bend down and do under the furniture too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have heels black stockings and a micro mini ? If you do could you pop round and do a spot of hoovering please ?
Sure. Shall I bend down and do under the furniture too? "
you are very helpful thank you |
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"Could you find my sanity?
Day 1 half term, I'm already twitching!
I think you might've stumped me
I can babysit? "
Tbh... I think I lost it years ago, I've been winging it ever since!
But babysitting? Deal!
2 feral ginger assassins await! Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could finish off this paperwork I've got to do please?
I can have my tea once it's done, and I'm more than willing to share
X"
Sure! Ill bring a nice pen and my neatest writing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you find my sanity?
Day 1 half term, I'm already twitching!
I think you might've stumped me
I can babysit?
Tbh... I think I lost it years ago, I've been winging it ever since!
But babysitting? Deal!
2 feral ginger assassins await! Lol! "
Ill bring my body armour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could finish off this paperwork I've got to do please?
I can have my tea once it's done, and I'm more than willing to share
X
Sure! Ill bring a nice pen and my neatest writing "
You're ace you are  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please.
With or without my top on?
Prefer without anything on and not using your hands 
Then I will be helpful and wash the massage oil of you "
Shared shower? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could finish off this paperwork I've got to do please?
I can have my tea once it's done, and I'm more than willing to share
X
Sure! Ill bring a nice pen and my neatest writing
You're ace you are "
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rubi could you please find a suitable space somewhere in my house for a study
Wood you like me to build an extension? Ill bring my hard hat! "
Yes! Let’s get the ymca crew in on it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rubi could you please find a suitable space somewhere in my house for a study
Wood you like me to build an extension? Ill bring my hard hat!
Yes! Let’s get the ymca crew in on it!"
Oh my god yes! Not the cowboy though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rubi could you please find a suitable space somewhere in my house for a study
Wood you like me to build an extension? Ill bring my hard hat!
Yes! Let’s get the ymca crew in on it!
Oh my god yes! Not the cowboy though "
No, he was a bit odd |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Can you give me a nice back massage please.
With or without my top on?
Prefer without anything on and not using your hands
Then I will be helpful and wash the massage oil of you
Shared shower? "
Yep I will be helpful and save water |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rubi could you please find a suitable space somewhere in my house for a study
Wood you like me to build an extension? Ill bring my hard hat!
Yes! Let’s get the ymca crew in on it!
Oh my god yes! Not the cowboy though
No, he was a bit odd "
Yeah we don't need no cowboy builders! We do need dancing though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please.
With or without my top on?
Prefer without anything on and not using your hands
Then I will be helpful and wash the massage oil of you
Shared shower?
Yep I will be helpful and save water "
See one good deed encourages more! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you stand in front of me and lean forward? The wank bank is almost overdrawn and it needs topping up
Sure
Awesome, thank you!
Anything you want in return, just ask "
Well...while Im bent over and youre eh...hard...it would be rude not to fuck would it not? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll come round and do a task for you.
Anything you like.
What will it be?
Yeah make my new pic appealing to everyone and propel it to page 1  "
Ill bump your thread! 2 sec! |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Can you give me a nice back massage please.
With or without my top on?
Prefer without anything on and not using your hands
Then I will be helpful and wash the massage oil of you
Shared shower?
Yep I will be helpful and save water
See one good deed encourages more! "
OK Ill help you dry off after the shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You could finish off this paperwork I've got to do please?
I can have my tea once it's done, and I'm more than willing to share
X
Sure! Ill bring a nice pen and my neatest writing
You're ace you are
Thank you "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please.
With or without my top on?
Prefer without anything on and not using your hands
Then I will be helpful and wash the massage oil of you
Shared shower?
Yep I will be helpful and save water
See one good deed encourages more!
OK Ill help you dry off after the shower "
Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll come round and do a task for you.
Anything you like.
What will it be? take my washing out please. Any chance you can do it wearing nothing but a pair of heels????"
Hhmm...sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you from the bottom of my tongue for flying all the way up here just to let me lick you out.
and the supergirl outfit really was amazing too...
OOps...
er... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you from the bottom of my tongue for flying all the way up here just to let me lick you out.
and the supergirl outfit really was amazing too...
OOps...
er..."
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"I'll come round and do a task for you.
Anything you like.
What will it be? take my washing out please. Any chance you can do it wearing nothing but a pair of heels????
Hhmm...sure "
I'll repay the favour now what task can I do for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll come round and do a task for you.
Anything you like.
What will it be? take my washing out please. Any chance you can do it wearing nothing but a pair of heels????
Hhmm...sure I'll repay the favour now what task can I do for you "
You can owe me one |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"I'll come round and do a task for you.
Anything you like.
What will it be? "
The dusting please. In your best french maids outfit if you would be so kind.
It's a classic roleplay for a reason |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position  "
Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll come round and do a task for you.
Anything you like.
What will it be?
The dusting please. In your best french maids outfit if you would be so kind.
It's a classic roleplay for a reason "
Ill bring my feather duster |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmm could you go and dance in my garden naked in the wee small hours? Can't be arsed tonight!
Sure. Can I pick the music?
Yup!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE |
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By *aelawMan
over a year ago
Paisley |
"Hmmm could you go and dance in my garden naked in the wee small hours? Can't be arsed tonight!
Sure. Can I pick the music?
Yup!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE"
Did I say Yup? That meant to say heeeeeellll no! *chuckles* |
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position
Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round? "
Aw bless u, headache gone still full of cold |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmm could you go and dance in my garden naked in the wee small hours? Can't be arsed tonight!
Sure. Can I pick the music?
Yup!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE
Did I say Yup? That meant to say heeeeeellll no! *chuckles*"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position
Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round?
Aw bless u, headache gone still full of cold "
I could come rub some Vicks into your chest? |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Hi Rubbi, I've just discovered that there aren't any steering stops on my Guzzi 1100 Sport (bought it a few weeks ago), if I brought it round to yours, could you come up with a design for some and retro-fit them - thanks, Flirt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Rubbi, I've just discovered that there aren't any steering stops on my Guzzi 1100 Sport (bought it a few weeks ago), if I brought it round to yours, could you come up with a design for some and retro-fit them - thanks, Flirt "
Sure |
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position
Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round?
Aw bless u, headache gone still full of cold
I could come rub some Vicks into your chest? "
Lovely offer shame so far away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put a two inch cut in my head on Friday. Some head stroking wouldn’t go amiss (no not that head)! Although....
I have two hands "
Some lady you are. What time can you make it over? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position
Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round?
Aw bless u, headache gone still full of cold
I could come rub some Vicks into your chest?
Lovely offer shame so far away "
Scotland is home for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I put a two inch cut in my head on Friday. Some head stroking wouldn’t go amiss (no not that head)! Although....
I have two hands
Some lady you are. What time can you make it over?"
Im still playing catch up. Ill text you an eta once I know |
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position
Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round?
Aw bless u, headache gone still full of cold
I could come rub some Vicks into your chest?
Lovely offer shame so far away
Scotland is home for me "
How'd you end up in Bristol? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put a two inch cut in my head on Friday. Some head stroking wouldn’t go amiss (no not that head)! Although....
I have two hands
Some lady you are. What time can you make it over?
Im still playing catch up. Ill text you an eta once I know "
Awesome. |
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thanks beautiful 